after triggering a certain condition

Xiao Yan walked a few steps faster, walked beside Bailang, and said in a strange tone: "You know that I provoked the study committee again, and you still speak for me?! Brother, my heart is still towards my brother!"

Bailang didn't look at him, and was not in the mood to fight him again, so he said coldly, "I'm a filial son."

Xiao Yan twitched the corner of his mouth, dutiful son?So can't you listen to others say fuck it?Tsk, it's a pity, he is an unfilial son.

The weird two walked into the class teacher's office side by side, and stood in front of Fang Qin'er with their hands behind their backs and their heads bowed.Fang Qin'er looked at these two people bitterly and bitterly, and said that she hated them. She usually had something to do, but she was still active, her grades were good, and her appearance was good-looking; Scolding on the rostrum, their "limelight" in Class [-], Senior One, is because the two of them have done their best.

"Let's talk about it." Fang Qin'er didn't scold immediately at the end, trying to maintain her elegance.

Xiao Yan: "Say what?!"

Fang Qin'er only felt that the veins on her forehead were jumping, but fortunately she still had bangs, "What are you talking about!? What else are you talking about? Just talk to me, am I your friend? What, what? , Where is the spoken language, give me a formal answer! Tell me yourself, your guarantee has been guaranteed so many times, which time it worked?!"

Xiao Yan looked at Fang Qin'er who was about to lose control of himself, and quickly comforted him: "Teacher, calm down—calm down, we were wrong."

Bailang nodded, "Well, we were wrong. But teacher, you are wrong about one thing, our guarantee is very useful, for example - the first time we fought in the back mountain, we made a self-criticism on the rostrum After the guarantee, we haven't fought in the back mountain until now."

Whose family is this fur boy? !Xiao Yan looked at Fang Qin'er who was about to run away and sighed, hey, it seems to belong to his family!

"You, you, please parents, call me the parents, I can't control you anymore, I have to have a good talk with your parents, this matter is so serious that it cannot be more serious."

Fang Qin'er pinched the edge of the table, unable to bear it anymore.

Bai Lang sighed, and continued: "Teacher, my mother and Xiao Yan's father may not be able to come."

Before Fang Qin'er could speak, Xiao Yan took off his glasses, lowered his eyelids, and explained with a sad look: "We are reorganizing the family. Now, my father and his mother are divorcing. Their lawyer suggested that They don't want to meet each other during this time, everything will wait until they speak in court, if they are asked to come, I'm afraid they have to prepare a isolation cover, otherwise there will be big problems."

Fang Qin'er's anger dissipated, and Xiao Yan's words raced through her mind, turning her girlish heart into a loving mother's arms, "Oh, don't let the family affairs affect you. The adults' affairs , Don’t worry about the children, let them handle it by themselves, come to the teacher if you have anything to do, the teacher will help you, look at this face, it’s all bruised, and it hurts too? Did someone help you deal with it yesterday?”

Xiao Yan and Bai Lang lowered their heads and shook their heads quietly.

Fang Qin'er's voice became more gentle, "I went to the school infirmary after lunch, and the teacher went to say hello to the doctor and asked him to help you deal with it, ah~"

Xiao Yan put on his glasses again, nodded emotionally, and a successful smile flashed in his eyes hidden behind the glasses, Bailang, who knew Xiao Yan's methods, was not lacking to the point that even he was angry with him, and quietly followed the routine .

"Knock knock—" Jiang Fuzi knocked on the door of the office, "Teacher, the physics teacher asked us to ask Xiao Yan and Bai Lang if they have dealt with it, and let them go back to the blackboard to do problems."

What a coincidence, the physics teacher has always held Xiao Yan and Bai Lang in his palms, praising them both openly and silently, saying that they are born to be good seedlings in physics.

"Okay, okay, go back to class quickly, and tell the teacher if you feel uncomfortable, then you can rest first."

"No need, teacher. We can persevere. Learning is more important. We love learning and want to learn more knowledge to enrich ourselves." Xiao Yan did not climb up smoothly, but stepped on the pole to death Yes, standing firmly on the ground.

Jiang Fuzi and Bailang rolled their eyes tacitly at the same time.

On the way back, the three of them walked silently, and when they were about to reach the door, Jiang Fuzi asked, "Did you copy each other's reviews?"

Xiao Yan: "Du Niang."

Bailang: "Yes."

Jiang Fuzi: "Oh, bastard!" This is more than plagiarism!

Xiao Yan and Bai Lang maintained their good mood until they stood on the podium holding chalk and saw two inexplicable 'physics problems' written on the blackboard. What are these?

Finally, Xiao Yan and Bailang were gently invited by the physics teacher to stand at the door of the classroom, one at the front door and one at the back door, quite symmetrical.

Chen Chen pouted, although she had just met a wall from Bailang, she still couldn't help speaking for Bailang, she quietly talked to her tablemate Nian Xiaonian, "Xiao Nian, do you think the teacher is too much?" Well, it's normal that you can't solve such a difficult question, can't you let Bailang stand there? I can't even see him standing outside the door."

Just as Nian Xiaonian was about to reply, Chen Chen blushed for some reason, probably because he felt that what he said was too blunt, and he was so ashamed. He covered his face and shook his body slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

Having lost the person to reply to, Nian Xiaonian found out his notes and slowly wrote, "Monday, sunny, windy (should be), the third class in the morning is [-] minutes old, I secretly like my homeroom teacher's The physics teacher used his own method to help my class teacher punish two teenagers who are like flowers, and my deskmate who is like bees like the wind doesn’t understand.”

But Xiao Yan and Bai Lang who were standing outside the door lost their minds for a while, and when they came back to their senses, they found themselves standing in an open space——

What's the matter?

I do not know!

The inexplicable Xiao Yan and Bai Lang had no choice but to stand in place, motionless, Xiao Yan rolled his eyeballs, looking at the pattern on the ground, always felt very familiar, inexplicably familiar, ah, he remembered, it was a beautiful girl.

Suddenly, I had an inexplicable feeling again, this person beside me is so annoying, I really want to beat him, kill him, really annoying!

Frowning Xiao Yan and Bai Lang suddenly turned their bodies, and the two stood side by side with their backs facing each other now, and then Bai Lang saw Xiao Yan's thin lips slightly opened, "Bai Lang, I hate you so much Ah, I want to kill you all the time, I will be happy if I kill you." Bai Lang's attention was on Xiao Yan's lips, so he didn't notice Xiao Yan's tightness for a while. Frowning brows, and eyes of obvious rejection.

Xiao Yan didn't know how he could say these words, he had never been so ruthless, but it seemed that his mouth had to say these words, and the only thing he could do was to change his tone and add a few modal particles. The aggression here seems less hurtful.

But Bai Lang didn't seem to understand Xiao Yan's painstaking efforts, just stared at Xiao Yan silently, and said after a long while: "Why did you say what was in your heart? Brother, am I not your dearest brother?"

"You!" Xiao Yan suddenly found that he could speak freely, "That's not what I wanted to say just now, obviously not."

"Is it obvious? It's very suitable for you to be full of girlishness, but it's a bit disgusting."

Xiao Yan suddenly raised his eyebrows, "Yo yo, it seems that my dearest brother has finally understood this way of speaking that has to hide his black heart with a girlish heart~!"

Bai Lang didn't care, and even found it interesting. He glanced at Xiao Yan, then turned around to check the surrounding environment, "I just want to experience for myself how unique your preferences are."

Xiao Yan's eyebrows settled down again. He walked to Bailang, thinking in his heart that the familiar bickering just now might be to make each other relax and feel a little more secure. He just wanted to talk to Bailang when he saw Bailang Suddenly jumped two steps and kept a distance from him.

"Don't get too close to me. This kind of environment is likely to lead to death. We will die separately."

Bai Lang said so casually, and put all his attention on observing the position of his feet. As for Xiao Yan's fake smile behind him, he didn't have eyes behind him, so he didn't know anything.

It’s just an open space, and there’s really nothing interesting to look at. I walked in one direction for a long time, but I didn’t reach the edge that was visible to the naked eye. Looking back, Bailang found that Xiao Yan was walking in the direction facing away from him. Walking, now it seems that this open space is infinitely extended.

Bailang recalled what happened to make him and Xiao Yan suddenly appear here, but the memory of the last moment is indeed that they just accepted the teacher's punishment calmly and did nothing.

Bailang stood in place, tapped the seam of his trousers with his naturally hanging hand, looked at Xiao Yan who was still walking out, and made a smirk, "This kind of environment is suitable for killing people and throwing corpses, oh, throwing corpses is not okay Well, murder is not bad, there is no monitoring and no witnesses—"

I was joking, and as soon as the words fell, something grew out of the pattern of Sailor Moon, and Bai Lang bent down to pick it up, when he heard two "baji", something fell on the white On the back of the palm, he persistently picked up what grew out first, but when he touched it, it was a lifelike pattern.

Turning around, a knife and a bottle fell on the ground, which happened to be the same as the pattern that had grown just now. Bailang picked up two things, then turned around and stepped on the pattern, walking non-stop, "Again Get it right, let it grow directly on my head."

Although it is said that after the inexplicable thing happened, it was Bailang's first mentally retarded reaction to go back to find Xiao Yan to share, but Bailang did not stop when he recovered, but he played with it carefully on the long road. The knife is a real knife, which can cut hair, and the bottle is used to hold medicine. If he recognizes the word correctly, it is corpse water, as the name suggests.

Already gone to Liaodongyuan, Xiao Yan was still walking forward, Bailang looked at Xiao Yan's back, sighed and felt troubled, he stopped, and then said naturally, "Friend, help me install an elevator, the direction You know."

After waiting for about five seconds, Bai Lang withdrew his gaze from looking at where the pattern was growing, "Ah, it seems that this one won't work."

"What about the car? I don't have a driver's license, just a bicycle."

"That's not okay, what about the skateboard? Oh, I can't skate, help me grow a dog that can drag me by the way."

"It doesn't seem to work, I still have to rely on myself, ah, the portal! Friends, is it okay?"

"Tsk, it doesn't work, forget it, I'd better rest and wait for Xiao Yan to come back by himself."

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"Are you sick?! Are you sick? Aren't they deadly enemies? Then why don't you fight? Why don't you skip class here?!"

"...You didn't remind me, how did they fight?"

"Do you still need me to remind? I have received so many couples, which couple didn't pinch when they met? Tell me, what should we do now?"

"What else can I do, the two of them have been confirmed, so I can only continue—"

"If they don't fight, how can we continue?"

"If you can't do hand-to-hand combat, let's go through the plot."

The author has something to say:

It could have been a hand-to-hand fight {you xx me oo}, but see, in the end you can only use your brain, what a hassle! [By the way, I forgot to mention, the author changed his name—the original name was too long, so he changed it~~]