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"Human language is like a cauldron with a crack. We tried to make melodious sounds to move the stars in the sky, but we only made bears dance." - "Madame Bovary"

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In fact, even more incredible things will happen soon, but if you think about it a little according to the usual routine, you should feel that this is not a big deal.

To put it simply, it is almost the Spring Festival, and the news is broadcast during the days of the Spring Festival travel.At noon, Dugu Yiyang was eating in the kitchen like a new daughter-in-law in a remote mountain village, when suddenly his cell phone rang, it seemed to be some special ringtone, and he was so scared that he almost threw the bowl out.He was so nervous (he used the words casually) that he answered the phone, tried hard to swallow the meal, and then the first thing he said impatiently, with black lines all over his face, was: "Hello, Chief."

I guess this should be another uncle with snake spirit...

Next, Dugu Yiyang said "oh" a few times very carefully, and then said "okay, okay", like a housewife in a Japanese manga, knowing that the other party can't see at all, but still can't help it Nodding and bowing on the phone...

It must be a rather brutal chief, after all, Dugu Yiyang usually has a dead fish-eyed, calm and dead look.

That day, I was still the same as usual, rubbing against the strong WIFI signal in the reception room on the second floor, and then silently searched for a bunch of half-length novels to read. I always felt that if I kept on like this, maybe Otome power would increase by 2% , the whole person became exactly like the boss.

It's just that Dugu Yiyang's old man is not the same as usual, he can't lie on the floor of the attic as idle as before, rolling around and remembering the days of hunting mice.He is very busy today, running upstairs and downstairs.But I noticed a detail from it. It seems that he will frequently enter and leave Shi Xiaofeng's room next door. If you have to guess what he is doing, I think the current appearance is particularly like cleaning out the debris accumulated in Shi Xiaofeng's room.

I don't know why after a long time, the novel still didn't move on that page. In fact, it was very clear that I was guessing various possibilities - including Shi Xiaofeng's return.

Of course this seems unlikely.

The reason is very good. Last year, when Shi Xiaofeng and Shi Xiaofeng were staying here watching movies day and night, we could often meet Dugu Yiyang, but at that time, Dugu Yiyang had never been as frightened and respectful as when he answered the phone just now. , sitting upright, nodding his head and lowering his eyebrows, he is still very ordinary, those dead fish eyes...

So it was definitely not Shi Xiaofeng who was on the phone with him, and the person who came back was definitely not Shi Xiaofeng.This is the sixth sense of high school students predicting the exam. I intuitively feel that the person who called is going to come here to borrow a room, and ask Dugu Yangyang to clean up a room within a second...

Don't believe me?High school students are really accurate in predicting the exam~

(Actually, I don’t know either, after all, the author, I’m still a sophomore in junior high school...)

After a while, it was almost dark, and there was a sound of footsteps in the corridor. It was not Dugu Yiyang's feeling of being in a hurry even if he was free all the time. The footsteps sounded leisurely and light, Like when a feline walks, but this feline has footsteps probably because he's put on weight...

I don't know why, no matter how it sounds, feels, or describes, this footstep makes people can't help but think of Shi Xiaofeng.

But as expected, I still feel that something is wrong. According to my usual understanding of Shi Xiaofeng, I will soon return to the room I have been thinking about day and night. He should be humming happily now, and knocking on the wall cheaply by the way, The rhythm is very good to knock out a song "Little Apple"...

Yes, this is him.

So even if the person opened the door to the next room and there was a squeak that seemed to crawl under the bed, I was still unmoved.But when he heard that he seemed to have crawled under the bed and didn't move any more, he was a little worried. Could it be sudden death?Probably not, I have told him many times not to play with mobile phones in dark places, or I will go blind...

Then for no reason, I really wanted to run to the next door...

I opened the closet with a "swish" and saw the small sliding door hidden in the dark. In fact, I hesitated for a while, and finally there was a reason that cleverly stopped me - Shi Xiaofeng's small mirror should still be locked of.

But when lying on the bed again, I felt very restless by myself. Usually, the small room would make me feel inexplicably at ease, but today I felt inexplicably irritable, as if there was someone standing next to me.Obviously not... In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I jumped off the bed decisively, stepped on my shoes and ran out, and saw that the door of Shi Xiaofeng's room was still open.

Then he sneaked in without holding back, and he should be reminded in the future not to lock the door to be careful of thieves.

Sure enough, he glanced inside casually, and saw Shi Xiaofeng's two big feet, wearing gray Snoopy puppy socks, protruding from under the bed generously, laying on the floor...

I don't know why, but I almost collapsed at that moment, I really want to spit out a mouthful of old blood...

Sure enough, Leos are more sensitive to other people's gaze. Shi Xiaofeng immediately noticed my existence, struggling as if he really wanted to get out from under the bed, but probably because he lay down for too long, his whole body became stiff, "Boom" There was a sound of hitting the bed, and the sound made people feel very pitiful... But he still persevered, and he didn't even pause for a moment, just moving and gradually crawling out...

I don't know why, when I looked at him like this, I felt flustered for no reason, and a word popped up in my heart: "What should I do? I haven't put on my makeup yet~"

No, no, I must have watched BOSS alone for self-entertainment language cosplay too much recently...

But I still felt very bad, as if all the blood in my body was sucked out by the heart in reverse, my head suddenly became dizzy, my limbs trembled for no reason, and my heart was beating violently because too much blood was pumped out. Although just for a moment...

What kind of feeling is this, as if I am very scared, as if I am predicting the end of the world...

The author has something to say:

The article on fishing alone can probably be very long, at least as long as the article on waiting for the spring...but not necessarily.