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In fact, Shi Xiaofeng and I have been living very poorly recently, lacking in clothing and food, like the dead fish bathrobe I wore for 5 days, and every time we eat, we use a small bowl that fits in the palm of our hand, and there is nothing to eat.

what is the root cause?First of all, there is a lack of clothes, because Shi Xiaofeng's washing machine is specially designed for single dogs, and he went out to buy things to support his life two days ago, but he fell twice on the black snow and smashed the phone screen... Xiao The small washing machine and the small balcony couldn't wash or dry it, so I kept wearing dirty clothes at home.

In fact, the rice cooker used by Shi Xiaofeng is also a mini type for single dogs, and the capacity is very small, it seems to be only 500ml...

There are no dishes to eat because there are no plates, there are plates and there is no table to put...

Then I urged Shi Xiaofeng to buy some things, such as washing machines, rice cookers, tables, plates... He decisively said no, because it would interfere with his minimalism. lifestyle.

When did he become minimalist!

No, he's always been minimalist.

In the end, the two of us lived in such a tight budget, and Shi Xiaofeng used the excuse that he was a patient, and ordered me around casually, and he stayed at home watching movies every day... I Guess he should be fine, because every time he watches a movie, he laughs very loudly and very energetic...

One day it was snowing heavily, and it always felt like the kind of snow that could bury people up to their thighs. Zhang Weiran called me in the afternoon and told me to find the eldest lady, because she didn't have classes at school today, and As soon as I see it snowing, I really want to treat me to an ice cream fondue...

"I'm already downstairs in the apartment building. Wear something ugly and run out."

These are his exact words.At that time, I looked at Shi Xiaofeng helplessly and half blankly. He didn't intend to move, nor did he intend to express his suggestion. He just looked at me silently, smiled, and said, "Okay, goodbye."

I had an ominous premonition at the time, I always felt that if Shi Xiaofeng was left alone at home, he would definitely do some stupid things...

Sure enough, I guessed it. When I finished eating the ice cream hot pot and returned home with a broken face, a gust of wind came blowing in my face, and the house was raging violently. I always felt that goose feathers and heavy snow were floating everywhere. I didn’t speak, and closed the door silently. Walking into the room, I saw Shi Xiaofeng, the snake spirit, with the window open, lying by the window by himself, with his mouth open, he didn't know what he was doing...

He is not eating snowflakes, and he also told me that it tastes like Baisui Mountain...

I silently dragged him away from the window, and then closed the window. He didn't know why he was smirking "ah ha ha ha" in a very happy manner.Then he told me incessantly that he saw a man on the opposite floor, opened the window and opened his mouth ferociously. He was still laughing at him at first, but soon thought of an important thing: this winter has already fallen. It's snowing a lot, but I haven't eaten a single snowflake...

So I opened the window this afternoon and ate my fill. Only then did I realize that the snowflakes had the smell of Baisui Mountain.

I didn't listen to him, didn't speak, opened the closet silently, made the bed and threw the old man under the quilt, he was cold and hot, cold is normal, the heat is the capillaries working hard, it should be nothing The problem...there was a problem, but I didn't find out until the next morning.

When I woke up early the next morning, I found that Shi Xiaofeng was sleeping happily in his arms. Although I didn't mind it anymore, it was still a little scary.When he came back to his senses, he realized that Shi Xiaofeng's body was hot, and he had a fever by touching his forehead, so he thought about whether to put a cold towel on him.But he hugged me tightly, he couldn't run away, so he slapped his big paw a few times and left.

It is only now that I realize that his big claws are actually very rough, like a hand full of reverse scales.The back of the hand is as rough as the fingertips of a housewife (poor you, Mama), and occasionally cracks can be found. The palms are full of crocodile-like cuticles, especially the parts that connect with the fingers. Touching it is like being scratched. In this case, I guess his fingertips may no longer feel tactile...

What the hell did he do to his hands?

Just like the first day he came back, I was cooking when he woke up suddenly, humming artificially.But unlike that day, he didn't toss and turn pretentiously on the bed, but crawled over silently, grabbed my ankle with rough hands like a ghost, and then dragged me down... ..

I was fairly witty, and I didn't hit my head on the cabinet, but I just stumbled on the ground that was unlikely to hit, dizzy, obviously widened my eyes, but what I saw was still pitch black .When I finally recovered, I saw Shi Xiaofeng holding my arm, rubbing his pillow against my neck, as if he had said something, but after a while, he fell down as if he was dead, and I was able to get away.

He had been in a drowsy, drunken state that day, and had a high fever all the time, but he didn't lie on the bed with shortness of breath and sleep for hundreds of years like others, but I got up from the bed without paying attention, and threw the towel to the bed. On the ground, he didn’t say anything to me, even if I said it, I couldn’t understand it, and then hugged me in a "shua", humming in a mess, and talking about something.

At night, he finally got better, at least so good that I could understand what he was saying, he would still pounce on me, but he was able to walk out in a straight line, and when he pounced on me, his body temperature was not so hot, he would feel like a little boy. The child is lying on my body like a baby, instead of committing a second act like a snake...

After hugging for a long time, he suddenly said: "Don't leave, I won't leave this year... Let's stay here together until spring. If there is anything interesting, I will take you there ..."

I sighed silently, feeling very tired for no reason, and didn't know how to respond, so I said, "Go away, I haven't fed your little monster for two days." Then I pushed him away... ..

Seeing the little monster's eyes wide open, it seems that it has lost a lot of weight, and it stared at me with a half-smile while chewing the dried fish over and over again. I always feel that it is not good to leave Shi Xiaofeng there like this. He is still lying there. ...He is still a sick man, let's help him up......

I don't know if it's because I was very firm that night, but when I woke up the next morning, I suddenly found that Shi Xiaofeng didn't hold me in the same terrified way as he did the morning before...

Seeing him lying on another bed less than half a meter away from me, I somehow felt something was missing.