critical value

My brother is a bit insane, I already knew that.

But you will still be tortured by him, don't don't have to compromise with all your heart.

After my brother hastily packed his luggage and left after the Chinese New Year, he would call me almost every day and ask, "When will you be here? Have you booked your plane ticket? Do you want me to send you a link to Ctrip?" If If he forgot one day, he would definitely make it up the next morning.This is an unchanging law, just like Darwin's theory of evolution.

Even if it is such a common thing as evolution, we experience it every day, but every creature is tortured by "evolution" without exception, to the point of collapse and frenzy, but we can only compromise.

I am in the same situation as the creatures.

It seems to be a day in March or February. Epilepsy and I are wandering around in the courtyard, messing up the snowdrift that Dugu Yiyang has cleared, and smashing the snowman he built with a shovel. Walking around behind me, grinning happily, seeing Dugu Yiyang coming from a distance, followed me and hid in the corner, with their backs to him and two faces, "This tragic situation has nothing to do with me" Club it aside.But after he left, he continued to do bad things.

Looking at him at that time, I really had a feeling, as if I had returned to the summer in Jiangnan, not bad at all.

At that time, in the twelfth lunar month of winter, every day it was frozen three feet and poured water into ice. Suddenly one day, I was also running and playing in the courtyard. I felt a cool breeze blowing on my face, and it was still a bit cold, but it was no longer the feeling of being cut by a knife.I guess spring should not be far away.

I also remembered the promise I made about waiting for spring, and I really wanted to be with him, not just that no one would go and accompany him until spring, but I also wanted to wait with him until summer and autumn, and then experience the icy weather again. winter.Week after week, day after day, year after year, I don't seem to feel tired.

But my brother doesn't want to!

In fact, every time I come to spring, I will be easily irritable. My personality is bad enough, but when it comes to spring, it is almost bad. If things go well, you will be furious. The sense of sight of beating up the younger brother often makes them feel as if they are in a historical drama, feeling the pain of "accompanying the king is like accompanying a tiger".

I guess my brother has the same problem as me.

During that time, his phone calls became more and more frequent, originally once a day, then two times, three times, four times, five times, six times and seven times, just like the insatiable scumbag in Tanmei novels, every time he hung up Think about it, this should be the last time today, but he still came...

And in the past, he usually called during the day. During that time, he called at night and early in the morning, and he called less during the day.Every time I connected, he would first roar about how many ways he struggled today and still not fall asleep. I had to comfort him, and finally fell asleep. He called again and said he was still not asleep. Your method doesn't work, little maniac... just like that, the whole night passed.And because I was afraid of waking up the epilepsy, every time I heard the phone ringing, I hurried to the bathroom to pick it up, but the epilepsy slept like a dead pig.

I actually didn't want to leave, but one afternoon my brother called me. I don't know how to describe it, but it was scary and miserable. He talked to me intermittently, screaming most of the time.I don't know how to describe the scream, it's like the last struggle before death, a person who is afraid of ghosts is thrown into the most scary haunted house in the world without preparation, or... like a singer Big drama.It's just miserable anyway.

I really had no choice but to speak my familiar hometown dialect in my kindest and warmest voice, while telling him implicitly and implicitly: "I'll be there right away."

After hearing that sentence, my brother seemed to have the motivation to survive immediately, his tone calmed down, and he said in a very normal way: "Really? You didn't lie to me?"

"Ah."

"Then you will come tomorrow." After he finished speaking, he sniggered "Qi Qi", and then the smile turned into a scream for some reason.

I felt like I had to go, and I had to fly.

...So, no matter how unwilling I was, I still boarded the flight to Sichuan honestly.

To be honest, it’s really good for me to live happily in Northeast China, but after all, the Land of Abundance is the Land of Abundance. My brother was very happy when I first came back, and took me around the streets drinking tea, eating snacks, and eating hot pot when I had nothing to do. The two of them are quite happy, but it was only at that time that I realized what it means to "I don't like to eat with people with small appetites. It's too disappointing to hug people after a few bites."Because my brother is like that, the two of us went to eat hot pot, I ate from start to finish, and he started playing with his phone after two bites.

I suddenly understood why during that period of time I "loomed" to gain weight, but he was still as thin as a supermodel.

My brother seems to be in a hurry to tell me to go back. It’s okay. He just takes me around all day long, or else he’s staying at home. He can’t sleep in the middle of the night and calls me over to coax him. In fact, it’s quite miraculous. caught.During the time I was there, my brother's mental state should be better. Gradually, I found that he slept endlessly during the day, and he didn't wake up until noon, and then fell back to sleep after ten o'clock in the evening. Nearly 14 hours were spent in sleep.

I had never found him to be such a sleepy person before.

But correspondingly, I am bored.

Sichuan people have a well-known recreational activity - playing mahjong.Although all Chinese can play mahjong, it is the people from Chengdu, Sichuan who really play mahjong so well that the tour guide can talk non-stop.

After finally going back to my hometown, why not just play mahjong with the fellow villagers——I walked into a chess and card room with this mentality.In fact, it's quite fun, especially one day I met a bad girl who played mahjong very well and volunteered to be my next player. Anyway, our two partners won the invincible players in the chess and card room, so the two of us became A pair of good partners who are inseparable in the chess and card room.

Until one day, I met Fang Datou who came into the chess and card room to deliver beef noodles...

In fact, I don’t know what happened. Anyway, they told me that the school organized work-study activities, so he copied his ancestor’s old business, pushing a trolley to sell beef noodles through the streets, Jia Dou Dou took customers for him, Wang Dandan lit a fire for him, and finally got through the work-study month, but unexpectedly ran into me!

Then, for some reason, news spread that I hooked up with a bad girl in the chess and card room.

......

I was alone in Sichuan, and I had nothing to do. I always felt that my brother called me over in such a hurry just to bite me, and I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.Then I remembered epilepsy again, and I suddenly felt that we had a "you bite me, I bite you" experience before. It was still summer, and I had a lot of bruises on my arms. It was shameful to wear short sleeves, and not to wear short sleeves It will be hot to death again.Thinking of this incident, I want to laugh for no reason, feel happy again for no reason, want to go back to the Northeast for no reason, and want to see epilepsy.

So I went back.

However, since I booked the return flight, rumors spread that I was dumped by a bad girl in the chess and card room.This may also be related to the "try to forget" personality signature that I changed before, but why should I change to this?Can't remember now.

When I returned to the Northeast, it was the season when it was so cold and hot that you didn’t know what to wear. The green leaves of the ornamental trees on the street seemed to stretch out overnight, and the sun shone on the face for a long time. It was hot and I was sweating a little. I wandered the streets bored. I heard that Dugu Yiyang couldn’t stand the life of hunting mice every day. He called a mouse catching company to enter the old villa in the mountains and forests. He took this opportunity to repair the old house. Big sister head I moved out of the villa and moved into the management office assigned by the boss to Miss Hu Lian, and I was going to visit her there.

But suddenly, a very familiar figure seemed to flash before his eyes.

epilepsy.

I saw him jumping across the road. There was a road less than 30 meters wide and several rows of vehicles passing between us.

I quickly turned on the MAX speed and ran wildly, got on the overpass, and then crossed the road at the moment when the epilepsy passed the pier, slapped him on the shoulder, smiled brightly and said to him: "Hey! epilepsy!"

He didn't look very excited, and said with the same expressionless face as before: "Hey, Arnie K."

He obviously hadn't seen him for a long time, but the words he said and his reaction were like seeing him just yesterday.

It seems that this is not bad.

We stood by the flyover in a daze, looking at each other silently. He looked at my bright smiling face, and I smiled even more happily when I saw his cold expression.In the end, he broke the awkward staring situation, and he took me through the streets and alleys to find the hard-to-find temporary residence of the eldest sister.

I smiled and chatted with him a lot that day.I suddenly remembered one thing, one day the BOSS suddenly invited me to a video chat on WeChat, and asked me that I hadn’t been in Northeast China for so long, and it would be so troublesome for him to torture and kill people, what the hell did I do?

I said, "I'm with my brother, he can't sleep at night without me now."

"Oh, you two have such a good relationship...Eh? When did you have an older brother? Why haven't I met him?"

"The one you have seen is the one who found the old villa in the mountains and forests during the Chinese New Year..."

"Oh - I remembered, that person is your brother!"

"Ah."

"Your brother is so handsome! I really want to move him to the northeast to cover~~~"

......

In fact, during this period of time in Sichuan, I found that the Shi family was indeed the same as those three bad friends and my brother vaguely mentioned on the phone that what I heard in the discussions in the streets and alleys was getting worse day by day.I have been thinking about whether to help develop in the Northeast.It seems that the BOSS can cover my brother as he wished.

Where can it develop well?Why not go to the city next door.How about doing business with me with epilepsy?

"Hey, epilepsy, I'm going to the next city soon, do you want to come with me?"

He flatly rejected me: "No!"