critical value

On the morning when we were planning to go to the library for a day, I got up early from the bed again, washed and washed under the surprised eyes of a certain elite great bully, and then went out. I saw no one along the way, even though I also saw some stingy old people who get up early in the morning and go late in the morning to pick up waste, or the old people who get up early in the morning and go to the park late at night to play Tai Chi, do radio gymnastics, and dance square dances.

As the saying goes: "The early bird gets the worm, and the early worm gets eaten by the bird." (laughs)

After all, this is not the first time I came to their door early in the morning to catch epilepsy. This time I knocked on the door very smoothly, ding ding dong dong. Little Apple".The epilepsy probably felt that it was too embarrassing for someone to knock on "Little Apple" at their door early in the morning. I heard a "dong dong dong" running without slippers in the room, and then the door was "swish". The door opened at once, and in the next second I was dragged in. He glared at me with cute eyes, and said calmly, "Can you be normal when you knock on the door from now on?"

I nodded.

"Well, that's right."

That morning, in order not only to live to be 30 years old, I also had a meal at his house with porridge cooked with the leftover rice from yesterday or the day before, and I ate a few pickles sold on the roadside tricycle. I felt pickles unexpectedly How can it be so delicious with porridge.But when I suddenly thought about it, my mind unknowingly returned to the "XX City Life Times" that my dear Ma Ma reads every day. One day, I accidentally glanced at it...

"Eh, epilepsy."

"Ok?"

"I seem to have heard that eating pickles can lead to high blood pressure, and eating overnight meals is easy to get cancer."

He didn't have time to speak, but the movement of chewing pickles in his mouth seemed to have stopped, his chopsticks poked on the porridge with a dull expression, as if he had been pressed the pause button.He just stood there in a daze for a long time, and then his expression suddenly changed to a look of disdain. After swallowing the pickle, he calmly said a word: "Oh." Then he continued to eat his pickles and drink his overnight porridge, That calm look made me look up to the sky and laugh for a while now.

The two of us were silent for another two or three minutes. I sneaked a glance at him and he looked at me uncomfortably. The atmosphere felt like a newlywed in a costume drama. He said to me earnestly and earnestly: "Ani K, big road idiot, straight male cancer, do you know what time do places like libraries, movie theaters, and shopping malls usually open?"

I shook my head and answered him with a questioning tone: "I don't know, eight o'clock?" Although I used to make appointments with my friends when I was in school, we usually make appointments in the afternoon or run around after school Playing around, wandering around places I should go and places I shouldn’t go, and wandering around until midnight, so I usually only know when they close at night, not what time they open in the morning.

Epilepsy stared straight at me with those cute eyes paired with resentful eyes, and I knew he wouldn't say anything nice when I saw it, "I guess you definitely don't have a girlfriend, you are destined to fight An old bachelor all his life, every year on Double Eleven, he buys and buys on Tmall and Taobao until he loses his hand, spends half of his parents’ savings, and can’t find a job for the rest of his life.”

Nani?What did you say all of a sudden?I really can't afford to attack me with such a mind-boggling mouth...

So he could only imitate his usual tone and retort silently: "Of course I don't have a girlfriend, because I want to get tired of you~" After hearing this sentence, he leaned back on the chair like a conditioned reflex. Damn, rubbing his little arms as if he was so frightened that his whole body was chilled and his hair stood on end.

......

Sure enough, I came too early that day. After eating breakfast and watching him slowly wash the dishes, it was only after seven o'clock?After all, his house really does not have WIFI, and the WIFI signal of the neighbors around is inexplicably poor, even all of them are below two bars, so I have no intention of connecting to WIFI to play with my mobile phone. I switched to CCTV13 and watched Chaowentianxia silently. I was really bored and had no choice but to follow him to watch news channels that I never watched much. Suddenly, I had the illusion of stepping into old age.

"Morning News" is over, but it's not time for us to leave, so he switched to CCTV10 to watch what?What kind of "hateful mystery", I watched a bunch of paleobotanists knocking on the fertile soil of the Northeast with a small hammer, and I felt aesthetically tired, especially when I saw epilepsy facing such a boring When Shi Shi was still staring intently, with a thoughtful expression on his face from time to time, I instinctively wanted to harass him.

So I sneaked up to him, and then lay sideways on his lap. He didn't respond, but put his elbow on my head very calmly, resting his chin with his hand and continued to focus on it. with...

At that time, I was almost bored to death for a short while. I still remember watching paleobotanists hammering chisels with small hammers for a while, and then I suddenly remembered every biology class in high school. There is nothing in life; so I thought about how to harass him, but the cruel elbow on my head suppressed me mercilessly...

Between being extremely helpless and extremely bored, I could only lie on his lap and ask quietly: "Is there any precautions when going to your city library?"

"Well, yes, every time you enter the door, you have to fill out a form at the front desk, indicating what is the purpose of your coming to the library today." Surprisingly, he didn't fully devote himself to the "hate mystery" There was even time to answer my questions.

"Nani?"

"Well, yes, I always have to fill in before, and I should also fill in now. When I filled in before, I probably glanced at the front, and there were all kinds of things to fill in. I filled in 'reading, studying, and homework' normally, and filled in abnormally. 'Pretend to be 13, hook up, [beep——] your mother'."

"what?"

"So after a while, you must fill in one that is amazing enough to give me a long face."

"Oh."

......

So that day I waved my hand on the form and wrote four words - "set the book on fire".But I'm afraid, few people can understand my words...

Fortunately, I had the foresight to bring my earphones with me that day. I watched the library’s surprisingly fast WIFI and browsed various websites, smiling secretly by myself.Otherwise, they would just brush up on the mobile game and fight and scold each other with a certain little brother on the opposite side.But unfortunately, even with such a good WIFI signal, it didn't take long for me to get tired of playing.

Afterwards, I just stared at the epilepsy in boredom, and sneaked under the table to trip over his little feet, only to be stomped and kicked several times by him instead.He has been engrossed in reading a thick and thick novel, I looked at him with an expression on the verge of collapse, and finally picked up my mobile phone to log in to Key, and sent him a message: "What are you reading? "

I admit that it's really crazy for two people to send messages face to face, but after all, the library doesn't let you talk... What's really strange is the epilepsy, sitting opposite me, but would rather keep reading novels than reply my news.In desperation, I sent him many consecutive messages——

"The domineering president is in love with me?"

"The black-bellied prince is in love with me?"

"The domineering president asks for a hug?"

"The president of the underworld wants a hug?"

"..."

In short, all kinds of things, I sat across from him and watched the display screen of his mobile phone light up again and again, but he just couldn't see it, and he just didn't reply to me!It made me want to roar into the sky and "grab the ground with my head".In the end, I silently approached him, handed the phone to him and poked the screen, and said, "The emperor will take a look."

He did read it, read it one by one from top to bottom, and then poked the screen with his little finger quickly, and my phone made a ding-dong sound: "I won't love you, and I won't hug you and kiss you."

"I didn't say you are a domineering president..."

Well, he didn't call me back.

......

It seems that since that day, the initiative of where we go to play has been completely entrusted to him. The two of us will either spend a day in the library; The hamster and bunny peddler just stayed and watched for a long time; or he was wandering around the street, he was looking for typos all over the street, and I took him everywhere to join in the fun; or he was chasing and fighting each other to take ugly photos; or It's just eating those roadside snacks that others disdain to eat, and running around to play tricks.

I don't know why, but that time seemed to pass very quickly, although it wasn't long, but the feeling of a week as a day was still accurate.At first, I thought it was because I was too boring, but now when I think about it, I suddenly realized that it was not what I thought before. I seem to vaguely remember that when I was still in Sichuan earlier, it seemed that I have done similar things with those bad friends.

Recalling it now, those days were fascinating...I am talking about my childhood in Sichuan, of course, but for some reason, during those short days in Anhui, epilepsy helped me perfect Reproduced the former "fascinating".

I guess my knowledge of epilepsy probably exhausted my luck of winning the lottery once in my life, but knowing him, I got more than a winning lottery ticket worth [-] million yuan.

From the me who was used to being negative and muddled all day long, perfectly interpreting what is meant by "living is suffering", to now I seem to see the light of day, seem to have found hope again, and even occasionally reappear the carefree me when I was a child. What is the change during this period? How much I have lost is beyond words—and yet in such a short period of time.

Once, I regarded epilepsy as a friend with a gun who passed by in the vast crowd, but now, I would like to regard him as a dear friend that I will remember for a lifetime.

And at that time, I couldn't foresee the future.