[Korean entertainment] My neighbor is a star

At the end of the day, Han Jing lay on the bed tired.

I fell asleep until [-] noon the next day, and was woken up by my mother's life-threatening serial calls, and my mother immediately said: "Han Jing, tell me the truth, you are actually a lesbian, right? ! Isn’t it! Lalalala!”

Han Jing was sleepy, turned around, put the mobile phone between the ear and the pillow, and said slowly: "Mom, what are you singing so early in the morning..."

"You wait for me, I'll go to your place to deal with you!" Han Jing's mother's lion's roar skill is not built.

Han Jing rubbed her temples and finally woke up from her sleep.

"In order to clean up a little me, do you have to come all the way in person? I'll deliver the goods to your door right away."

"You don't want me to be poor!" Han Jing's mother sighed, and said angrily, "Jing, what's the matter with you, all the kisses for you are for nothing, you treat me like me alone Singing a one-man show, I have worked so hard for you, can you cherish the fruits of my labor and my hard work!"

"I don't cherish it..."

"The judge of the intermediate court that I introduced to you before, is a very responsible person. You don't know how to seize the opportunity and waste a good man for nothing. I haven't settled the account with you yet. It's better now. The one who recently Fu Yanjie, who was on a blind date with you, sent me a sentence last night, "I'm sorry, I hope your daughter finds a better person", and then disappeared completely. Even the mobile phone number became an empty number. What happened to him, he was so scared that he didn't dare to show up."

"What can I do to him? If something happens to my daughter, it's what he did to me. Mom, this means that I am not suitable for him, so you can go to the trouble of replacing me with a reliable one." ?”

"I still don't bother you, I'm really worried about you, now it's not about whether he is reliable, but you, do you think you are reliable! If you really have the ability to let a man do something to you, I will But now, let’s burn incense to our ancestors!”

"Mom, am I your own? I'm really chilled by what you said!"

"Don't give me nonsense, Han Jing, you work hard during this time, I must see you bring back a man during the Chinese New Year, old or young, fat, thin, tall or short, it doesn't matter if you live or die corpse!"

"Mom, when did your taste become so strong..."

Before Han Jing finished speaking, the phone on the other end had been hung up. It seems that the failure of these few blind dates has greatly frustrated Han Jing's mother who was originally full of hope, and the entire menopausal syndrome broke out.

After hanging up the phone, Han Jing checked that the phone was fully charged. She unplugged the charger, leaned halfway against the head of the bed, took a pillow to rest her head, opened r and started browsing. After a few seconds of swiping, the phone Then it began to vibrate vigorously, and one after another text messages poured into the phone one after another.

And these text messages are all from - the cowboy next door.

Han Jing opened the text messages and scrolled through them one by one.

22:46 I'll consider giving you a ride if you yell!

22:55 Hey, where have you been?

22:57 Why didn't you answer the phone?

23:10 Where are you?Answer the phone!

Where is 23:17?

23:20 I'll wait for you at the door, and I'll give you another 15 minutes. If I don't show up, I'll leave.

23:22 Why is there no signal on your mobile phone?Have you been abducted by human traffickers?

Give me a call if you receive a text message at 23:25.

23:35 hum ╭(╯^╰)╮.

……

The word "hum" at the end made Han Jing's liver tremble a bit, as if he could see the capricious expression of the good neighbor next door flicking the wisps of dull hair on his forehead arrogantly.

Han Jing lay on the bed for a while, then lingeringly got up, made some lunch casually, and walked around the house twice after lunch, looking out the door through the peephole, the door next door was closed tightly, Han Jing Jing remembered that she mistakenly kicked him as a thief last night, and her attitude was not good. She didn't expect to be mistaken for his kindness, so she couldn't help feeling a little guilty. After hesitating at the door for a while, she finally went out and knocked on the door of his house. Door.

Nothing happens inside...

Han Jing stood at the door for a while, thinking that he might have gone to work.

Just as he was about to go back, the door behind him creaked and opened.

Cui Shengxuan leaned weakly against the door, his legs were standing in a seemingly normal but somehow weird posture.

"Hey..." Han Jing's eyes carefully observed his lower body for a while, but she still couldn't find where the strange thing was. When she looked up, she saw Cui Shengxuan's expression of "Sister, have you seen enough?" , Hastily stretched out a right hand, fingers trembling slightly in the air a few times.

Cui Shengxuan was speechless: "Just to say 'hi' and you asked me to open the door for you?" He pretended to close the door, but in the end it still didn't close, revealing a wide slit, while he pinched it with another The way he walked walked back to the living room.

He deliberately left a gap just to wait for her to come in.

But Han Jing was hopelessly stupid, standing at the door at a loss.

Cui Shengxuan had no choice but to yell at the door: "The door is open again, come in!"

"Oh..." With the master's permission, Han Jing can finally go in boldly.

Cui Shengxuan was lying on the sofa, with one hand covering his face, and the other hand holding the remote control to switch TV channels at will.

"I'm sorry last night. I really thought you left by yourself. I didn't expect you to be waiting for me." Han Jing looked at the TV and then at him.

Cui Shengxuan waved the hand holding the remote control casually, motioning for her to sit down.

Han Jing nodded, and passed by him, intending to sit on the single sofa beside him, but there was a puddle of uncleaned water under the sofa he was lying on, and the shiny marble floor was extremely slippery. When she slipped her feet inadvertently, her whole body became unstable, and then Cui Shengxuan let out a scream.

what! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Han Jing was sitting on his butt facing the ceiling.

"Sorry~" Han Jing moved quickly and stood up immediately.

Cui Shengxuan's poor chrysanthemum hadn't fully recovered from the attack last night, and he felt a tingling pain when he sat down, followed by the sour feeling of thousands of ants biting the chrysanthemum...

"Are you okay?" Han Jing bent down, looking worriedly at his pale face.

"What do you think?" Cui Shengxuan raised his eyelids, and a helpless smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Did you sit on your key parts?" Han Jing originally sat down like this, but seeing his pale face, she suddenly felt that the situation was more serious than she originally thought.

"What do you think?" Cui Shengxuan continued to show a helpless smile, his eyebrows and eyes darkened.

"Do you want to see a doctor?" Han Jing simply squatted in front of his eyes and looked at him eagerly.

Suddenly a magnified face of hers appeared in front of Cui Shengxuan, he didn't react for a while, but two red clouds rose on his face unconsciously, he swallowed, and the memory of last night that he shouldn't look but still looked in his mind Those scenes that are not suitable for children suddenly started to spurt the blood of the whole person, he took a deep breath calmly, turned his head to the side awkwardly, and said: "Stay away from me a little, you are so My eyes hurt just looking at it."

Han Jing pursed her lips, thinking that this uncle has so many demands, his temper is really average, and his body is really fragile.

She took a few steps back, sat on the single sofa, raised her legs, looked at Cui Shengxuan who was still frowning with her cheeks, and said, "With your frail body, how can you receive guests?"

Cui Shengxuan was so angry that he turned his head coldly, his brows and eyes slanted, and said, "You don't care about me!"

Han Jing stuck out her tongue, wondering if this was challenging his masculine dignity again, so she changed the subject and said, "Ahem... I came here today to say thank you and apologize, thank you You waited for me last night, but I'm sorry I misunderstood you, and I'm also sorry for the things that caused you personal harm."

Cui Shengxuan's expression softened a little, and he said, "You still have a little conscience."

Han Jing smiled, noncommittal.

"I can accept your thanks and apology, but there is one condition." Cui Shengxuan propped his head up, and his expression became serious.

Hehe, you are still negotiating conditions, what and what, even if you don't accept me, I won't lose a few taels, okay...

Han Jing was speechless: "What conditions?"

"You want to give me a New Year's gift." Cui Shengxuan blinked after finishing speaking.

"Okay, I'll remember." Han Jing nodded, feeling like she was an adult and he was a child at this moment.

"So refreshing?" Cui Shengxuan showed a flattered expression.

Hehe... This uncle is too coaxing, he grinned like this as a gift for the New Year...

"Well, give it away." Han Jing said boldly.

These few words were like an anesthetic needle. He felt no pain all of a sudden, his whole body felt relaxed, and his whole body became light. He nodded with great satisfaction and said, "Since you are so straightforward, that's fine, I I will also prepare a New Year's gift for you."

Hehe... sister, I'm not a child...→_→