My roommate is a dog

Su Ran felt that this family could not stay any longer.

The next day, Su Ran took all the notebooks, chargers, mobile phones, and quilts to the school, and stayed in Yang Wei's dormitory.

In the past, six students from the same department lived in the dormitory, but because of Li Jing’s incident, Su Ran moved out, and then Li Gang also moved out, so the counselor transferred two people from other departments to come in, and the dormitory is a mixed residence. , still full.

Su Ran made a floor shop in the corner, and seriously considered buying toiletries to prepare for the three-year war of resistance.

Yang Wei welcomed him warmly: "Don't worry, brother, as long as you have one of my beds, you will have one of your boards! How about I exchange two for one, and I will move to your place?" Of course Yang Wei was joking, In fact, he was still a little afraid of Zhou Yaoyang.

Su Ran said: "Keep your bed for yourself, it's fine if I make a bed on the floor."

"It's cold on the ground."

Su Ran's face was full of vicissitudes: "I just need to cool off."

So, every night, Su Ran laid out cool memories on the floor. After Zhou Yaoyang kissed him again that day, he didn't say anything. However, Su Ran was not as relieved as he imagined. What would be better, so that I can justifiably reject him.

But he didn't say anything, as if nothing happened.Maybe Zhou Yaoyang knew that he would refuse, or maybe he just wanted to have fun?No matter what the possibility is, Su Ran feels a little scary.

And when he ran out this time, Zhou Yaoyang didn't respond, he didn't even make a phone call.Asking himself, he doesn't hate Zhou Yaoyang, and even after being kissed by him twice, he doesn't have the urge to draw a line and never communicate with each other.

But when it comes to falling in love, he is very horrified in his heart!

Su Ran just wanted to stay as far away from this guy as possible.

However, Yang Wei, who is incomprehensible and unreliable, regards Zhou Yaoyang as a great benefactor.

Yang Wei innocently said with emotion like a girl: "Thank God thankfully thank my Brother Zhou for giving me a girlfriend."

"I understand you are thankful, but you thank Zhou Yaoyang, I am a little hard to understand. Did that bottle of perfume work? Is your 'very busy' love partner finally willing to accept you?"

"Oh, no, she is in the past tense, and the person I love the most now is someone else."

It turned out that it was the bottle of perfume that he asked him to give last time. Before it was delivered to the rapporteur whose PS skills were too bad, another girl from the next class fell in love with him and praised him for his vision. With the blessing of the perfume, the first spring of life was rejuvenated. After 25 hours and 6 minutes after the perfume was delivered, the two of them were already in a situation where you and I must be you.

"My brother Zhou is not only a great talent, but also handsome, with high emotional intelligence and outstanding taste. The key is to be warm-hearted. If you want to get out of the singles, you should be filial to him as usual! While you are still his roommate, he still I recognize you, don't be too late to embrace the great god's thigh, if it's too late, you won't have a place." Yang Wei quickly placed Zhou Yaoyang in the important position of idol and benefactor, his eyes full of admiration.

Su Ran had no expression on her face and thought to herself, it's good to be handsome, and warm-hearted?Do you think I'm blind?And now that I am looking for him to introduce someone, I am afraid that I will be beaten to death by him.

Of course, Su Ran felt that the squad leader would worship Zhou Yaoyang, and there was another important reason, which was because Zhou Yaoyang said that he had someone he liked, so he thought he was excellent in all aspects, and would not compete with him for an emotional mentor for scarce resources of the opposite sex. In an instant, Su Ran, the "former" emotional mentor, was squeezed into a dark corner in his heart.

The wretched Yang Wei and Su Ran squeezed together on the floor in the corner to bond, leaving an empty bed and being ridiculed by the roommates. In fact, he wanted to share with Su Ran his mental journey after falling in love.

— even though he had shared it with each of the other roommates individually.

Seeing that Su Ran was always distracted, sometimes listless, sometimes lowered his hair sullenly, blushed and angry, the only remaining human nature still made him unable to help asking: "What's wrong with you?"

Maybe it's because the lights are dim now, maybe it's because after falling in love, the female hormones bursting out from this man make people feel like they want to rely on for a moment.

He really wanted to talk about his own thoughts.

Su Ran thought about it for a while but stopped talking, and finally said: "There is something I don't know how to say, don't you want to tell others?"

Yang Wei immediately made a zip gesture with his hands around his mouth.

Where did you say this, telling others that you were kissed by a man?And this man is likely to be serious?Su Ran's personality is so big that he doesn't have any secrets at all. Keeping this matter in his heart really makes him extremely aggrieved, and he really wants to vent.

"Well, it's like this..."

Before the words finished, Yang Wei's phone rang, and Su Ran immediately breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relieved, and said, "You answer the phone first."

He hesitated in his heart, this was the first time he encountered such a problem, but just now when the words came to his lips, he had the feeling that he didn't want others to know the secret of the two of them.

Yang Wei said: "Wait a minute, it will be ready soon" and then picked up the phone in a low voice, "Honey, I miss you too..." It is conceivable that the person over there is his girlfriend, Su I couldn't help shivering

Yang Wei is a very thick-skinned person, and he is very familiar with people. When we first met him, he would be deceived by his warm male image. After getting to know him well, he knew that this person was extremely lecherous, extremely unreliable, sometimes indifferent, sometimes not. People, after chatting with people for a few words, the topic will spread infinitely, and the donkey will not be able to pull back.

This "right away" call lasted 2 hours, 7 minutes and 45 seconds...

Su Ran's emotions ranged from apprehension to hesitation to calmness to numbness. When Yang Wei hung up the phone, Su Ran was lying on the side already drowsy.In his sleep, Zhou Yaoyang turned into a melancholy little beauty, chasing after him and shouting, dear, kiss me, dear, kiss me. When Yang Wei shook her awake, Su Ran was very sad.

Yang Wei's eyes lit up, and he was excited to hear the secret, "Where did you just talk, hurry up and talk about it."

"It wasn't just now." Su Ran took out his mobile phone and looked at it, at 15:[-], "To be exact, it was yesterday, and now I just want to sleep."

Yang Wei was bitten by a single face and said shyly: "Those who have a partner didn't sleep, and those who didn't have a partner fell asleep. The one in my family is too clingy. Ah, this kind of pain, a single dog like you won't know."

Su Ran: "...Brother, you have spring in your face and tears in the corners of your eyes, how can you be in pain?" In the cold late night, wretched Yang Wei just turned his daily show of affection.jpg into Show of affection.Full of blood crit.jpg.

"You are so annoying~~"

Su Ran considered whether to peel him and debon him, or fry him first and then boil it.After thinking clearly about the 72 Dao Ming and Qing tortures, even the obscene smell from his body could not be removed.

Turning her head numbly, she said, "Please block me if you show your affection in the future, thank you."

The next day, Su Ran was glad that he didn't tell Yang Wei what happened last night. Yang Wei would not betray him, but he didn't know how long he would laugh at him. Regarding Yang Wei's urgent pursuit of the bottom line, he He also lied casually to cover up the past, but stayed at school every day and was as restless as his aunt.

Su Ran swept the dormitory once. When the dormitory came back, they saw the bright floor and Su Ran lying on the ground wiping the floor with a rag.

The shocked eyes were the same as when he saw Zhou Yaoyang cooking.

Su Ran bought a large pack of snacks from the school supermarket, sat on Yang Wei's bed and unconsciously cracked a pack of fried noodles.Yang Wei said: "It smells so good, what do you have to eat?"

Su Ran wanly threw the fried noodles to him, Yang Wei happily went to boil the water, the other roommates were also dizzy from hunger, playing computer games at night was always exhausting, Su Ran waved his hand and said : "You all take it."

"Oh yeah" the roommate cheered a few times, and divided up the snacks in the plastic bags of the supermarket, so Su Ran had nothing to play again.

Yang Wei, who is full of sympathy, finds a new blockbuster movie to share with Su Ran while everyone else is going to self-study and date.

Looking at his wretched expression, Su Ran was full of expectations that it would be an educational humanistic film such as an island blockbuster. After all, after being kissed twice by Zhou Yaoyang, his three views urgently needed some positive energy to save him.

Unexpectedly, it is a very well-behaved American blockbuster.

Su Ran could understand Zhou Yaoyang's mood on Valentine's Day for a moment.

Yang Wei: "Don't just watch small movies, you have to protect your kidneys at a young age, masturbation is something only high school students do, after all college students have girlfriends, oh, sorry, you haven't, haha Ha ha ha ha"

Su Ran: "People who have 20T small movies installed in CDEFG are not qualified to say this..."

Yang Wei: "...You learned it from Brother Zhou, you must be, your poisonous tongue looks like him~"

Su Ran: "..."

Yang Wei is a movie fan. After watching all the mainland and American blockbusters several times, he frantically watched low-scoring movies with relish.Everyone said that the sluggish domestic market needs such dedicated movie fans.

But no one in the dormitory wanted to watch it with him.

Su Ran soon knew the reason.

——This is love, drama, and transparency.

Yang Wei likes to watch movies and covers a wide range of subjects. He can watch each movie several times, so that every time others watch a movie, he already knows the storyline and is familiar with the content of the script. Even the latest movies are not immune—— This product has already seen the gun version on the Internet with a trumpet.He loves spoilers so much, his timeliness and accuracy are comparable to human barrage.So what happened a few seconds later that would have shocked people, or produced such a plot, was exactly the same as what he said a few seconds ago. At this time, I really have the urge to suck the computer!

What a cheat! !

Su Ran was full of sadness: "Honey, I'm so sleepy dreaming every night, I finally calmed down and watched a movie, and you spoiled it so frantically! What about your humanity!"

Yang Wei said grimly: "In my dictionary, things about girlfriends and movies are inhumane!"

"……you win."

Amidst Yang Wei's endlessly destructive spoilers, and the argument that "watching a movie with you is the only good thing that can be compared to dating a girlfriend", Su Ran's old blood welled up in his throat, Feel a ball of sadness.

——Boy, I must be the only one who didn't beat you up while watching a movie with you.

In this way, with Yang Wei's psychological damage and mental poison day and night, and the damage output value exploded, Su Ran was driven into a state of insanity, with black eye circles.When Yang Wei enthusiastically proposed another emotional exchange meeting at night.

Su Ran finally returned home as if she had escaped.

Compared with him, that irritable and difficult Zhou Yaoyang doesn't seem so unbearable!

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