My roommate is a dog

It turned out that for some unknown reason, the soul of that grumpy and difficult roommate was worn in his golden-haired body, and his soul would return to his body only for a few hours in the middle of the night every day.

Su Ran, who knew what happened, felt that her three views had been distorted.

Those small details that he didn't pay attention to before, turned his three views over and over again.

For example, for a long time, the golden retriever has always only been in the co-pilot, and has to take a shower twice a day regardless of the weather. When other dogs go out on a rainy day and run wildly in the mud like convulsions, the golden retriever never refuses to walk on the ground. Afraid of polluting one of its noble hairs.

Also, pick out takeout.

As a person and a dog living in a rented house at the university, there is no life without food. Su Ran has been curious about the principle of golden retriever food selection for a long time. Pushing away with his paws in disgust.After summarizing, Su Ran found that the dish that was disliked was either because the chili was cut thickly, or the meat was not cut thin enough. In a word, it was incomplete.

The direct consequence of this is - last time Golden Retriever chose Kung Pao Chicken (don't be surprised that it will seriously look at the fast food menu next to Su Ran every time), after just one glance, it numbly pushed the bowl in front of Su Ran with its paws, Then, of course, Su Ran's elbow was taken away. In the end, Su Ran was almost turned into a dog.

If Su Ran couldn't be satisfied with the two takeaways that were both delicious and tasty, he would frantically grin his teeth and threaten the thin delivery boy, who would run away every time before he saw the dishes.

Su Ran could still hear the envious voices of her grandparents at the door next door: "It's good to be young, this guy walks like a rabbit whose tail has been chopped off, so happy!"

Su Ran has been thinking that she is so smart, kind, and knowledgeable (?) Why does the golden retriever she raises become such a beast that people hate it?Now I finally know, the poor golden retriever, for some reason, was possessed by someone else's soul!

The poor golden retriever was possessed by Zhou Yaoyang's soul shortly after he was born. Zhou Yaoyang lived in his body most of the day, and Zhou Yaoyang's own body was sleeping most of the time because of the absence of his soul. , Only in the middle of the night can the soul return to itself.During that time, Su Ran would hear the reason why the mysterious roommate was walking around in the living room.

In other words, the golden retriever who has lived with me for more than two years, and the arrogant and violent golden retriever raised by me, has always been, strictly speaking, a... person named Zhou Yaoyang?

Su Ran, who knew the truth, was about to shed tears.

Now every time he goes home, he sees the golden retriever sitting in front of the TV with a cold expression, and when he thinks that there is actually a soul like himself living in his body, he feels an indescribable strangeness in his heart.Even sleeping at night is full of this extremely strong sense of insecurity. Looking at his dark circles, even if he was confessed by a boy back then, he didn't force him to this level!

"Hey," Su Ran shook her head, trying to force herself to forget about her family. Today is the final exam, and there is still half an hour left before the exam, but due to the continuous half month of fear, his dark circles have almost spread to the entire face , I didn't read the book at all.

The squad leader stood up behind him: "Ah, Su Ran, last night I was secretly lighting up the lamp to read again. Look at these little eyes, maybe they were burnt by the candle yesterday?"

Su Ran flipped through the book desperately, memorized the "examination key points" that were almost completely crossed out, and gave him a numb look: "How can watching a ghost movie be as exciting as reading a book? Try watching ghost movies for half a month in a row, and make sure your eyes are darker than mine." black."

And what is a ghost movie?I'm afraid to scare you to death if I say it!

"Hey, I'm not afraid, if there is a female ghost, I'd be happy!" The squad leader looked forward.

Su Ran hadn't figured out what kind of look to give him to let him know, when there was a ding-dong sound, she suddenly received a friend request.

The head portrait is a golden retriever with grinning teeth and squinting eyes. The photo was taken close up and the facial expression is clear, so the eyes are extraordinarily sharp. It looks familiar. Su Ran is still wondering who would use such a head portrait? Click to accept.

After 0.001 seconds, a line of large characters appeared on the screen [Hu Ji Huang Braised Chicken!Want soy sauce! 】

Succinct and concise, not a single punctuation was wasted, revealing the familiar, deep indifference and aloofness, Su Ran's heart froze for two seconds, and agitated two rotating bold words:

Nima! ! !

He knew why it looked familiar!

This grinning golden hair, that furrowed brow, the dismissive look in his eyes... who else could this beating look be like if he wasn't his own silly golden hair who had been strung up by someone!From the looks of it, this avatar is still being used now!

Why didn't you see it sooner? I really want to chop my hands. How do you know my WeChat account? Why do you even have a mobile phone? How can those two little paws be able to type and type? It's over!

Holding the phone, Su Ran burst into tears in her heart, she thought it would be better to pretend not to see it silently, after all, it was no longer the simple golden retriever in her mind.

However, the people over there seemed to have seen through his thoughts. After a few seconds, the phone vibrated and a video was sent...

In an instant, Su Ran felt a wave of strange energy rushing towards her face, and stared at the convulsive golden retriever on the screen in a daze.

Probably attracted by the bleak expression on Su Ran's face, the squad leader with his legs crossed raised his head curiously to take a look.Then he was immediately stunned as if he had been hit by an acupuncture point, and it took several seconds before he found his own voice, wave after wave, and finally became a little excited:

"Whose golden retriever is this, so beautiful... yo, its eyes are very sharp, look! It slapped a watermelon into pieces... yo... Uh, what's wrong with you, Su Ran?"

Su Ran lay on the table weakly and shook her head: "...I have a stomachache." All because of that convulsive golden hair!Nima, you are in the state of golden retriever now, can you quietly be a dog with a beautiful man?Why do such a horrible thing? !

"Su Ran, what's the matter with you? Something's wrong recently, did something happen to you?"

The squad leader's tone was concerned, his expression was turbulent, and he looked at Su Ran's expression so gentle that water dripped out, holding his hand, it was a bit bloody like the unlucky male pig feet in the TV series who didn't know how to choose between the female one and the female two. Oh why do you all love me, I'm so painful" sad look.

With affection, he held Su Ran's hand who was weak and lying on the table and said, "No matter what happens, you have to tell me, we will always be friends."

Su Ran's eyes were involuntarily sour when he was holding hands.

Since this period of time, how many nights he has had trouble sleeping, and how many times he had to make countless mental preparations before he dared to open the door of the house...

However, he stopped talking...

The two stared at each other for a few seconds.

"Great, I'll take it as your consent," the monitor excitedly slapped Su Ran on the shoulder, almost knocking him down under the table.

Su Yan was in a daze thinking about what I promised you, so he continued to say: "Tell me quickly, is your golden retriever going to have a cub? I said why are you so wrong recently? Are you happy?! Tsk tsk you My golden retriever is so beautiful, and she is a fierce girl...but the fur is a little knotted, give me one as a cub!"

Happy you uncle!

The moisture in the corners of Su Ran's eyes disappeared as quickly as the speed of light.

Sure enough, the lower limit of the squad leader's understanding is not deep enough.

Seeing that his face changed, and he looked like he was about to beat someone up, the squad leader hurriedly said, "I just agreed, you have to tell me everything, just tell me, don't lie to me! Are we still friends!"

"..." Su Ran withdrew his hand expressionlessly: "...it's public."

"How could it be?" The squad leader raised his thick black eyebrows in surprise, apparently unable to accept this fact. After watching the video on his mobile phone for a long time, his eyebrows were still shaking slightly: "It obviously wears a bow on its head, and it looks like a What a beautiful little princess!"

Su Ran couldn't bear it anymore, his favorite golden retriever was taken over by someone, but that aura was too strong, he didn't dare to yell at the golden retriever who was uppered by someone, and he didn't dare to shout at the golden retriever who dared to get on the golden retriever Zhou Yao roared, feeling extremely aggrieved.At this time, seeing the poor golden retriever not only being squeezed out of his soul by Zhou Yaoyang, but also suffering such slander for his masculine and handsome body, the small universe completely exploded:

"You are the little princess! Your whole family is a little princess! What's the matter with the bow, what's the matter! It's shedding recently! And what's knotted, it's a braid! A braid!! I made a cute little braid myself!"

The squad leader was speechless for a while, and a deep sympathy surged out from the bottom of his heart. Looking at the knot like a chicken coop known as the "braid", he murmured: "Dogs also have self-respect... no wonder its The eyes are strong with humiliation, unyielding with loneliness..."

The panic for many days made Song Yue's nerves weak and his hearing extremely sensitive. Hearing the squad leader's whisper, he immediately turned his eyebrows coldly.

The squad leader is a good guy who doesn't suffer from immediate disadvantages, and immediately continued: "How could he be a little prince? Look at this look, there is firmness in the unruly, and elegance in the gentleness. He is a gentle and affectionate little prince! It has you! Such a master is really blessed by Sanshengxiu!! His knot... braids are also very beautiful, this wonderful shape reflects how selfless love the master has!"

Song Yue didn't know how he could see the gentleness and elegance in the golden retriever's eyes, but as long as it praised the golden retriever, he would accept it frankly.

The squad leader looked up to the sky in his heart, and prayed that there would be no thunder. This was the most against his will in his life. Is it easy for him to have a little golden retriever?

In fact, Su Yan was also very depressed.Ever since he knew that the golden retriever was actually possessed by the soul of his mysterious roommate, and his force value exploded after he occasionally regained his human body, Su Ran never dared to braid the golden retriever in different ways, and suppressed his resistance by force.

Nima, not only is she tall and handsome, she is also stronger than herself...

My heart is even more depressed.

Su Ran thought about all kinds of things, and her heart was infinitely desolate. Looking at the small video screen on the mobile phone that played infinitely and automatically, she couldn't help but want to tell the squad leader about the strange thing about her golden retriever being occupied by someone's soul dove.

However, the wretched squad leader has a low level of bohemianism, and he would laugh at him for eight lifetimes if he said that he would not believe it.

The expression on Su Ran's face was sometimes distorted, sometimes resentful, and sometimes it was leisurely like an old man sighing after seeing the world clearly, and his expression was like that of eight old men.

In the end, he decided that it was better for him to swallow these tears alone.

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The author has something to say:

Monitor: Give me one of the golden retriever cubs.

Su Ranxi descended from the sky: "There's only one golden retriever, I'll give it all to you!"

Zhou Yaoyang: "..."