My roommate is a dog

With half of Su Ran's face stuffed under the quilt, she twisted uncomfortably.

Su Ran didn't want to be so close to him.

He twisted and twisted, looked at Zhou Yaoyang's eyes, and said in a concealed manner, "That...is too tight." He always smiled when facing people, trying his best to hide his sadness, and didn't want to be overwhelmed by his own. Bad mood affects other people, no matter how sad he is, he still pretends to be indifferent.

He didn't speak again, because he knew that if he spoke again, tears would flow out, and all the fear and grievance would pour out. He lowered his head, the corners of his eyes were moist and twisted, hoping that Zhou Yaoyang would think that he wanted to go to the bathroom. The class let go of himself first, so that he can pretend not to care and go back to the room to lie down, without hurting Zhou Yaoyang or wronging himself.

As a result, Zhou Yaoyang waited for him to finish twisting, and his stiff body hugged him again, but he didn't blame him again.

The room was very quiet. One tear flowed from the corner of Su Ran's eye, followed by two, three, and a string...Su Ran's tears flowed silently. When he cried, he always kept his mouth shut and made no sound. How sad, but because of the choking, his body twitched, and the amplitude was shaking in Zhou Yaoyang's arms. He didn't dare to wipe his tears, for fear that Zhou Yaoyang would realize that he was crying. It would be too embarrassing. It was his subtle pride and self-esteem at this time. .

He could only let the tears fall from his face and onto Zhou Yaoyang's shoulder drop by drop from his chin. Fortunately, Zhou Yaoyang remained motionless from the beginning to the end, as if he didn't notice anything.It wasn't until Su Ran gradually calmed down and her body stopped twitching that she heard a long silent sigh from above her head.

"I'm sorry," Zhou Yaoyang asked after being silent for a long time, "...what's going on today?" His voice has calmed down a lot, even in a very light tone, with a hint of compromising, not like he usually makes Su Ran so angry Half-dead still speaks in an unreasonable and forceful tone.

This realization made Su Ran feel a little better. He cried once just now, and his mood has stabilized a lot, and he is lazy. If Zhou Yaoyang scolds him again at this time, he promises not to cry. In a certain way, Zhou Yaoyang lived with him inseparably for three years. He actually understood himself very well and knew where the limit of his emotional breakdown was.

Su Ran slowly explained the matter briefly, and finally said: "The key is in my pocket, I don't have a mobile phone, I don't have any money, and I just finished the new year, and there is no one around, so I can't enter the door."

Zhou Yaoyang's anger remained undiminished. After hearing Su Ran's explanation, he just sneered, but he was not targeting him. He sneered, "The one surnamed Li didn't send it to you?"

"What is the surname Li?" Su Ran was speechless. She didn't know why she had a great prejudice against Li Jing. "She probably didn't pay attention."

"She thinks he hasn't found your key in his pocket yet?"

In fact, Su Ran knew what he meant. If it was an ordinary person, if they saw a key in the bag, they would send it over quickly, because maybe the other party needed to open the door.But Li Jing should be with his boyfriend at this time, but this is hard to explain.

Zhou Yaoyang poured another cup of hot water for Su Ran, and slowly fed it to him. Su Ran had just cried, her eyes were slightly red and her cheeks were covered with tears, Zhou Yaoyang didn't realize it, watching him drink the water slowly, Lips turned crimson from the moisture of the hot water.

Zhou Yaoyang endured and endured, watching his voice was extremely gentle: "I would rather freeze to death and give my clothes to others. Are you planning to die for love, eh? Do you want me to call Li Jing and ask her to collect the body?"

Su Ran finally couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Why are you unhappy every time you talk about her, has she offended you?" Why do you always dislike her!

Zhou Yaoyang was quiet for a while, not knowing what he was thinking, and said lightly, "Last July."

Su Ran: "..."

"In order to celebrate her birthday, you burned half of my hair when you were blowing out the candles."

Su Ran: "..."

"September, in order to buy her a watch, you made me eat steamed buns for three weeks."

Su Ran was expressionless: "That's because you bit her watch to pieces. And you don't eat it at all. I eat the white steamed buns. What you eat are meat buns, okay?!"

"Is there a difference between meat buns and steamed buns?!"

Su Ran, who complained about herself just now, was immediately ignited with anger: "Why are there no difference between meat buns and steamed buns? They cost fifty cents!"

Li Jing is such a gentle and kind girl, but she always avoids the golden retriever because the golden retriever catches her and bites whatever.In order to pay for that expensive watch, Su Ran, who had just entered the university, had 1500 a month's living expenses, which was not enough. After eating steamed buns for nearly a month, the golden retriever was a picky eater and lost his temper, so he finally managed to eat some meat buns.

On the other hand, it is even harder for me to eat white steamed buns and boiled water.

He and Li Jing have only been in love for three months, one of which was a long-distance relationship, but Li Jing's white dress, bracelet, and bag all left a golden retriever masterpiece.And as such a kind and loving master, he managed to collect an idol collection CD that was cruelly trampled to pieces by the Golden Retriever.

Looking at it now, it's all Zhou Yaoyang's masterpiece. Although there may be a dog's nature of biting things in it, it's not because of Zhou Yaoyang's own outburst of temper!

Old and new grudges welled up in my heart!

Su Ran no longer fretted over the fact that she was almost dragged away today for "cutting her liver and selling her kidneys", and she also forgot that Zhou Yaoyang had given her a hard reprimand, and had another fight with Zhou Yaoyang about the difference between steamed buns and steamed buns. I know that the messages about him outside have spread throughout the community.

It was rumored that the night before yesterday, a thief was squatting downstairs. Fortunately, the "heroic" middle-aged uncle stopped him in time. Although the "hero" was beaten until he vomited blood, he was finally subdued by the concerted efforts of all the people in the community.

It was rumored that the thief was so stupid that he didn't even have the housekeeping skills to pick a door and lock, but he was good-looking. I don't know if it was because he wanted to run fast, so he took off only his underwear...

As for the middle-aged uncle who "desperately" fought with the gangsters, he was hospitalized that night and stayed there for a few days with internal bleeding.

Three days later, when Su Ran bought yogurt and went home, she saw a group of elderly people taking pictures at the gate of the building. An old man said proudly to the video on his mobile phone: "Daughter, look, I am standing in our community right now. The place where thieves were caught is now the Internet celebrity scenic spot in our community! There is still blood left by the heroes here, pay tribute to the heroes!"

Then imitating the posture of the wretched man who was beaten by Zhou Yaoyang and laying on the trash can, and took a picture with difficulty.

Su Ran: "..."

Su Ran had been lying at home for a few days before recovering. Zhou Yaoyang finally felt a little self-conscious as a roommate. He didn't seem to know what Su Ran cried that night, and he didn't mention anything about it, as if he forgot about it. The only thing is that I am still dissatisfied with Li Jing, "If it wasn't for her, you wouldn't take off your clothes. If you don't take off your clothes, you will have the key to go home. If you can go home, you won't encounter that pervert. I really underestimated her before, she If you dare to come again, don’t blame me for being rude!”

While talking, he took the initiative to wash the dirty clothes of the two in the washing machine. Half a pack of laundry detergent was used up, and the foam in the washing machine floated all over the balcony room. In the end, the two had to drag their slippers and carry a rag The room was cleaned for half a day.

The only good news is that I don't know how Zhou Yaoyang figured it out, the old god is telling Su Ran that the birthday party can be held at home, and he has already bought the present for him.

Speaking of this, I have to mention the thermos cup that Su Ran bought in MUJI with a twists and turns.

Su Ran originally bought a thermos cup for the birthday star Shu Yuan, which can keep warm and cold, costing more than 200 yuan.However, after Zhou Yaoyang rescued the frozen Su Ran, Su Ran expressed his kindness and promised her in the next life.

Zhou Yaoyang said unceremoniously that only good-looking people have to promise each other with their bodies. It is more practical for you to be a cow and a horse for me, so he took his thermos away without any politeness.

At the beginning, I pretended to make tea for a few days, but I didn’t know where to throw it away. Su Ran searched for a few days, and found a water cup filled with half a cup of urine in the Golden Retriever’s den——Zhou Yaoyang’s soul can now be seen 24 hours a day. Stable in his own body, the golden retriever has completely recovered his free body, and his mental state is unprecedentedly lively and playful, completely revealing his hidden nature when he was suppressed by Zhou Yaoyang's soul.

Secretly hiding Zhou Yaoyang's slippers, secretly peeing into Su Ran's succulents, stealing something to eat and getting his head covered in a plastic bag three times, when he was scolded, he remained motionless and pretended to be dead... Su Ran thought, this is the real dog life!

So, the thermos cup that was used by the golden retriever as a urinal is now its royal water cup...

Su Ran felt infinitely melancholy when thinking of the water glass, so she asked, "What gift?"

Zhou Yaoyang casually gave Su Ran a men's watch wrapped in an exquisite velvet box. Su Ran was a little embarrassed, saying that she was a girl.Zhou Yaoyang said calmly that this is the right one, and wished her to find a suitable person as soon as possible, which is very auspicious.

Su Ran was surprised and said that although she had never heard of such a statement, she thought it was a good idea.So happily accepted it.After school starts, it will be Shu Yuan's birthday, and they will also come here for the party. Now that the birthday gift is finally available, the major issue in their hearts has finally been resolved. For a while, I hope that day will come sooner.

One night, Su Ran's mobile phone received a call from Li Jing, and hung up after one ring. Su Ran called back, but no one answered, and the phone was turned off when she called again.

Su Ran was a little worried. Although Li Jing was a bit petty, she wouldn't stop answering the phone for no reason. Did she have another problem with Li Gang?I didn't want to be nosy at first, but I couldn't bear to think of how she waited outside in the cold last time by a girl.

I didn't know what to do for a while, so I looked for Zhou Yaoyang worried.Zhou Yaoyang was already asleep, wearing black cotton pajamas, with long hands and feet and an irritable face when he was woken up. Although his soul had returned to his body, his yang energy was insufficient, his hands and feet were cold, like a bear that was awakened from hibernation At any rate, he hugged the quilt patiently and listened to Su Ran explain the cause and effect.

With a sneer, he said, "There's nothing to worry about, I'm sure she's sleeping with her boyfriend right now, believe it or not."

Su Ran said: "...I don't care about this, I'm just worried about what happens to her."

Zhou Yaoyang said: "Can there be any accidents? In the middle of the night, if you jump into the river or hang yourself, you will also call her boyfriend. What are you doing with your kicked ex-boyfriend?" Sure enough, Zhou Yaoyang knew too much, this is what happened The disadvantages of talking to your pets, who knows who lives in your pets?

"For men, it's good to have something to fight for, especially when you see your girlfriend wearing the clothes of your ex-boyfriend. Do you think she really just appeared in this neighborhood by chance?"

"She didn't go to so many neighborhoods, but she came here instead..." Zhou Yaoyang paused, and said coldly, "She came to you either to stimulate her boyfriend or to find a spare tire, and now she seems to have been stimulated. The two of you After a half-push and half-push, everything went smoothly, and the phone ringing, hanging up and shutting down said everything. Congratulations, you have successfully become a bustard again."

Su Ran: "..."

Zhou Yaoyang spoke harshly and harshly, hitting the nail on the head, and there was absolutely no room for turning around, especially his indifferent expression, which seemed to be a completely insignificant matter.

His expression gave Su Ran a chill in his heart...

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The wicked have their own grind O(∩_∩)O