My roommate is a dog

Zhou Yaoyang didn't mention to go to Teddy to avenge his "day" revenge, and sat on the sofa with his legs spread apart, his sleeves rolled up to apply medicine to Su Ran's face.

Su Ran's hair is black and broken, her skin is fair, her eyes are big and bright, and she is wearing a clean solid-color sweater with a shirt collar protruding from the round collar, with a clean and pure demeanor.

He used to complain that the golden retriever had a bad temper, but it was his closest friend in the past three years. After learning about Zhou Yaoyang, he found it incredible, but he didn't feel that the relationship between the two had changed a lot. so, or

This seems to be closer.

Occasionally, the two argued a few words with each other, and most of the time they sat quietly like this, and they didn't feel the atmosphere was awkward, as if it was like this from the beginning, the other party and themselves had long been integrated into one body, as natural as air.Living together, quarreling together, quarreling over some trivial matters, but when they really encounter difficulties, the two are the most solid support for each other.

This is how family feels, right?

Su Ran thought about it, turned the pillow in her arms over and over again, and let Zhou Yaoyang apply the medicine with her face up: "Oh, the golden retriever is getting bigger and bigger, and it is attracting the attention of the little girls. .” Although that teddy is male.

Zhou Yaoyang snorted lightly, and said indifferently: "They are three years old, and the other puppies have already had several litters."

"Well, actually, you used to be in the golden retriever's body except at night when he was sleeping, right? I wonder why the golden retriever is so smart." Su Ran sighed with her chin propped up, and Zhou Yaoyang turned her chin with her. However, he didn't dare to move anymore, Zhou Yaoyang's stiff face was reflected in his pupils, so he had to sit obediently.

Su Ran: "It's okay to stretch your legs when it's daytime. Do you still remember that when the golden retriever was young, oh, to be precise, when you were young, you were watched by many people."

Zhou Yaoyang: "..."

"You were so cute back then. My mother wore a flowery skirt with a pink bow and a ponytail for you. It was so cute. No one believed me when she said it was a male. Every time I opened my legs to see it... ..."

Zhou Yaoyang: "..."

"Also, when you were young, you peed in the bed, and you rolled all over with the smell of urine. You were forced to wear diapers for a month by your mother... Hahahaha, it was you, it was you, I still saved the photo, you Wanna see?"

Zhou Yaoyang's expression became terrified.

Su Ran: "I'll pass it on to you later, and I have pictures of wearing floral dresses, too!"

As the temperature dropped suddenly, Zhou Yaoyang slapped the ointment hard on Su Ran's nose. Su Ran was still dumbfounded, so he got up and walked away.

Poor two tubes of nosebleeds that were finally stopped, meandering down again.

Su Ran burst into tears.

After going through this incident, the only good thing is that Zhou Yaoyang finally stopped being cold-faced towards him. The anger he had been angry for so long on Valentine's Day finally disappeared. Although Su Ran felt very inexplicable about all of this...

A few days later, Su Ran contacted the intermediary, explained the situation of the TV, and wanted to transfer the money directly to him. When signing the contract, he had agreed with the intermediary that the landlord would authorize him to contact the intermediary directly, but the intermediary insisted on coming to get the money. Su Ran said again and again: "What a shame..."

It's only 7 o'clock in the evening, and Zhou Yaoyang has already woken up. Now Zhou Yaoyang's soul can stay in his body from 12 o'clock in the evening to [-] o'clock in the morning of the next day. There are [-] hours in a day. His body recovers faster and faster. The time for the soul to stay in his body was getting longer and longer, and he flipped through the magazines: "The more you do this, the more worried the agency is. Do you think they are being polite to you? He is just worried about whether you have broken other things so that he can compensate. "

Su Ran was so embarrassed that she hurriedly made an appointment with the agency.

The money was obtained by depositing the bank card at Zhou Yaoyang's place. When he thought that it was his own money, his heart ached. In the future, he would really have no money at all, and his life would be gloomy.A TV costs more than 2 yuan, how long will it take me to pay off my living expenses...

Zhou Yaoyang stood up, and Su Ran immediately stood up with a "wow", looking warily at Zhou Yaoyang sitting next to the sofa he had just sat on.

I feel my nose hurts again.

"You... what do you want to do?"

Zhou Yaoyang was taking off the cotton swab, and when he heard his words, he paused in the air: "What do you think I'm going to do?"

Just ask if you don’t know!Who knows which muscle you might get wrong again

The wariness in his eyes made Zhou Yaoyang very upset for some reason: "Have you applied the medicine? Do you really want to disfigure your face?"

Then I don't know who was killed!

The culprit in front of him not only injured himself, but also suffered inhuman abuse for his broken nose. A few days ago, he was slapped by Zhou Yaoyang, and Su Ran was so painful that he didn't have the energy to reapply the medicine. I went to sleep with the paper on, and my aunt left so much blood.

As a result, when he got up in the morning and looked in the mirror, he didn't pay much attention to his image, and he couldn't look directly at the horrible guy in the mirror——on his fair face, there was a big blue and red nose protruding in the middle. Zhou Yaoyang woke up in the morning and opened his eyes like that. The first time I saw the door, I yawned halfway and stopped in my throat, with an expression like I saw a ghost...

On the sofa, Zhou Yaoyang lowered his head and dipped a cotton swab with the liquid medicine to gently apply the medicine to Su Ran. Although Zhou Yaoyang has a bad temper and a poisonous mouth... the skill of applying the medicine is still very good.

In order to avoid unnecessary disasters, Su Ran decided to hold back before finishing the medicine.

Zhou Yaoyang glanced at him lightly: "You are practicing □□kung fu."

Su Ran squinted at him.

Zhou Yaoyang: "It would be great if you knew the real thing earlier."

"Humph" snorted softly, Su Ran said: "If I accidentally make you angry, you disfigured me, what should I do if I can't find a girlfriend?"

"As far as your IQ is concerned...whether you have a girlfriend or not has nothing to do with your looks." Zhou Yaoyang carefully looked at him a few times to see if the medicine was applied evenly, then dipped a cotton swab and said, "It's annoying to have too many women, besides, I don't have a girlfriend either. "

Su Rangang was still annoyed by his sentence "too many women are annoying", and then his body shook.

He got a big gossip, this handsome guy doesn't even have a girlfriend?

Hey hey hey ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha!

They have lived together for so long. Ever since they knew about Zhou Yaoyang, they have never heard anyone contact him, nor have they seen him contact others. His mobile phone seems to be a tool specially designed to instruct Su Ran remotely. After the holiday, Su Ran At home, Zhou Yaoyang didn't even bother to touch his mobile phone, and now the power has been turned off early.

It seems that his world is in such a small house. Think about it, when he didn’t know about it before, he was responsible for everything alone. Since the TV broke down, he didn’t even have the only hobby up.

Fortunately, now he is waking up longer and earlier, which also proves that his body is getting better and better, and he will be able to wake up completely sooner or later.

"What kind of eyes do you have? Who stipulates that you must have a girlfriend?"

"But judging from your behavior and arrogant style, your family background is not bad. Such a boy should be very sought-after."

But thinking about it, Zhou Yaoyang's soul is worn on the body of the golden retriever at home, even if he has a girlfriend, he would have left long ago, and he has never seen anyone in contact... Which girl can bear it?

Su Ran thought for a while and asked, "What are you...er..."

"How did the soul wear on the golden retriever?" Su Ran was still thinking about how to phrase it, but Zhou Yaoyang had already answered it nonchalantly.

"I had a car accident three years ago. The car hit the guardrail. The moment the car flew out, my eyes went dark and I thought I was going to die, but I felt like I was moving again. At that time, it was already a week later, when the consciousness was already attached to the body of the golden retriever, and it took a while for my consciousness to fully wake up in its body."

No wonder the golden retriever had a sense of rebellion when he was a child, and it became more and more serious.

"After the car accident, my body was sent to the hospital and became a vegetative state. Later, I found that my soul could start to transfer between the golden retriever and my own body, but the time was very short. At first, it was only a few minutes or ten minutes in my body every day. For a few minutes or so, most of the time is in the body of the golden retriever, so I can't do anything for a while."

"But half a year ago, I was awake and staying in my body for two hours every day, so I told my family and friends that I was going abroad and moved here. Otherwise, my soul switched back and forth between the two cities, just like traveling." Half a year ago was the time when Zhou Yaoyang moved here late at night.Zhou Yaoyang's soul has been with the golden retriever for a long time, and he has been with him for three years. It is not surprising that he knows where he lives and can move here.

Zhou Yaoyang: "This feeling is very strange. It is probably the self-recovery of the body. When my body functions return to a certain level, the soul can be attracted back by my body."

"That's right, after all, it's still the original one." Su Ran blinked, "So, your body should be completely healed. Look, you've spent more than half of your time in your own body recently."

Although Zhou Yaoyang said it calmly, Su Ran knew that it was strange to accept that his soul could leave his body, let alone enter the golden retriever's body.Not only can Zhou Yaoyang accept it, he is living a prosperous life.

I still admire this guy for a while.

Su Ran: "Then you haven't found a girlfriend yet? Fortunately, nothing happened to you, otherwise you must regret it."

Zhou Yaoyang: "You did look for it, how do you feel?"

Su Ran stopped talking immediately.

"What's your girlfriend's name? What about Li?" Zhou Yaoyang obviously didn't intend to let him go easily.

For the past three years, the two of them have been inseparable. How could he have thought that there was an obscene soul living in the golden retriever's fierce body, which made him often pull the golden retriever to tell his heart, how could he have any privacy in front of him? , has already run naked.

Su Ran faltered a few times, and finally stuck her neck: "I forgot about those things long ago..."

Zhou Yaoyang watched him puff up his face and tried his best to argue, and didn't say a word until he saw Su Ran's whole body numb, then stood up leisurely, flicked the cotton swab in his hand, and accurately threw it into the trash can at the door .

"How... how?"

"It's nothing." Zhou Yaoyang looked at him, and after a long silence, he said flatly, "If you say you forgot, forget it."

After finishing speaking, he left without looking back.

The author has something to say:

Su Ran: "What girlfriend, I forgot!"

Zhou Yaoyang: "Having a candlelight dinner, I burned off half of my hair. In order to buy her a gift, I was made to eat white steamed buns for three weeks, and I had long since forgotten."