My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

A bag of dog food.

Zhou Yaoyang's beloved TV was completely broken. He lay down on the sofa and closed his eyes and fell asleep. The place where he had lost his hair had grown out, and it was golden and smooth. The body under the hair was strong and strong, lying down like a hill.

Su Ran also lay face to face with it on the sofa, opened a bag of puffed dog food and put it in a pocket. I don't know what raw material it is made of. Each one is like meatballs. It is crisp and pleasant to pinch, and emits a different smell. .Dogs have a particularly large number of olfactory cells, so they have a more sensitive sense of smell than other animals. They can smell smells two kilometers away, not to mention the delicious food in front of them.

Zhou Yaoyang's dog nose shrugged.

Su Ran took a piece of dog food, slid it back and forth under the tip of its nose with closed eyes, squeezed it gently, and crushed it, "This dog food is imported from the United States, what are the ingredients? Chicken breast, protein , vitamins...it smells so good."

Not reflected.

Su Ran continued to seduce.

At the beginning, Su Ran observed the golden retriever's expression, and finally he played Yin himself, so he didn't care whether this trick was useful or not. After all, he couldn't see anything from Zhou Zhou Yaoyang's expressionless face.He had a good time playing on his own, seeing that half of the bag of dog food was broken, and the room was full of fragrance, even Su Ran was surprised that he really wanted to taste it.

Suddenly, Su Ran's hand was held down by a strong yellow paw. The muscles were thick and strong, giving people a sense of terrifying power. No wonder many people felt a deep feeling when they saw a beast, even if it was only walking towards them. deep fear.

Looking up along the paw, Zhou Yaoyang looked at him with dark eyes, Su Ran shuddered, and immediately knew that this trick worked, and immediately said flatteringly: "As long as you agree, I will make ribs for you tomorrow , make braised pork!"

The Golden Retriever's eyes are full of Su Ran's familiar anger, and now Zhou Yaoyang in his body must be burning with anger!

"It's just a blind date, a blind date for a golden retriever, Zhou Yaoyang, don't be so heartless, at least you are using its body now, or if you come out now, I will take the real golden retriever myself."

This is of course impossible, Su Ran knew that Zhou Yaoyang's soul would not return to him until 11 o'clock in the evening for a few hours.

In the end, Su Ran really had no choice but to puff her cheeks and threatened: "Then I will go alone, at worst I will see the right one, and I will take the real golden retriever there in the future, but... I will put a lot of dog food at home tomorrow ! Let me see if you eat or not!!"

I saw Zhou Yaoyang glaring at him, and jumped off the sofa after a while. It was so powerful that the sofa shook a few times, Su Ran was a little confused. Seeing it looking back at her impatiently, she realized that her threat had worked !

Su Ran felt that it was all due to her tireless eloquence and careful observation.

Zhou Yaoyang has a perverse personality, and he doesn't like hard and soft, but when his soul is attached to the golden retriever, he has a fatal weakness.

No matter how tough his character and control are, he still can't resist such things as "nature".

He now occupies the body of a golden retriever dog and has his own consciousness, such as washing his hands before eating... his paws, he does not eat raw food, picky eaters, he can also play with mobile phones, negotiate with himself, and threaten himself with his eyes... the last time he went to the toilet, let him pass Even the toilet paper won't...

At the same time, he can walk on four legs proficiently, with quick reactions, and his sense of smell and hearing are as good as any other dog, because this is the nature of the golden retriever he occupies, and the nature is deep in the bone marrow and blood, and cannot be changed Will not disappear unless he does not use this body.

Some of these instincts Zhou Yaoyang can make good use of, while others he has to use his willpower to suppress...

For example, the desire and desire of dogs.

More than once during a trip to the supermarket on the family shopping day, Su Ran saw the golden retriever's green eyes staring at the dazzling array of dog food in the supermarket!Trembling slightly, growling lowly, he wanted to rush forward immediately, but was tightly held by the final bottom line. Finally, after a long battle between heaven and man, the golden retriever took his eyes away from the bag of dog food.

At that time, Su Ran gloated and thought, no matter how strong Zhou Yaoyang's consciousness is, sometimes it is difficult to resist the nature of a dog.

Sure enough, he guessed it right!

Su Ran is like a papa who is about to marry a daughter. She is nervous and looking forward to being groomed by the golden retriever a few times—the hair is combed meticulously, the teeth are brushed to be spotless, and she wants to spray perfume on her body. Regretfully stopped amidst the threat of roar.

Time will come soon.

The weather in the first month is very cold, and it gets dark quickly, and now I am a little groggy.

The environment in this community is comfortable, and people seldom come out in winter, probably because of the pet blind date meeting. Now, a few people have brought out their puppies and are walking scattered in the community.

Su Ran carefully warned: "Don't lose your temper today, let us work together to find a gentle and virtuous girlfriend for the golden retriever, and its happiness in this life depends on you!"

Zhou Yaoyang walked ahead of him with his tail cocked proudly.

Someone else’s golden retriever is catching a Frisbee, someone else’s erha is grinning and taking pictures, someone else’s shepherd dog is showing off its cuteness to its owner, and even a palm-sized Chinese pastoral dog is hugged by its owner and rubbed in every possible way... Can it really come on a blind date? Does it comply with the Law on the Protection of Underage Dogs?

Su Ran looked at the expressionless golden retriever beside him at the moment, no, it was Zhou Yaoyang for sure, it was impossible for things like pet leashes to appear on him, with his head held high, with a dismissive posture, all the dogs circled around Walking 5 feet beside it, no matter how handsome the golden retriever is, it can't hold back your stinky face and the 5-degree drop in momentum around you!

Are you on a blind date?Are you seeking revenge?

The appearance of Zhou Yaoyang quickly attracted the attention of many dog ​​lovers. The golden retriever in front of them has a handsome figure, steady steps, and a stern face... Ah!

There was even a little bitch dressed up in fancy dresses jumping and galloping over...and kicked away by Zhou Yaoyang...

"Oh, young man, your golden retriever is not bad, how old is it? Do you want to consider my family's Erha and give birth to a little skewer..."

"Hey, it's not good to have too many skewers. Boy, do you want to consider my little golden retriever? Look at how beautiful this tail is! My golden retriever is strong and strong. This is a certificate, a silver medal in the [-]-meter crawling competition! All the used ones are good! Your golden retriever gave birth to a few fat boys!"

Su Ran: "...Auntie, my golden retriever is also male..."

"Then why are there two braids tied around its ears?" Auntie asked suspiciously, "Let me see if you lift its legs, hurry up, you won't look down on my golden retriever for deceiving people, right?"

Su Ran burst into tears: "..." Auntie, I don't dare... Whoever dares to lift its legs, whoever dares to lift it, please lift it and let me see.

Zhou Yaoyang bared his teeth and snarled at the aunt, his hair almost exploded, and he was furious that someone wanted to lift his legs!Finally, under Su Ran's trembling request, he turned and left expressionlessly.

But the golden retriever is really good-looking, too many people asked, Su Ran followed it all the way to apologize to people, and almost fell to the ground.

In such a comparison, in the small square in the center of the community park, Teddy, who is having sex with a slipper in broad daylight, also looks so dignified and intelligent...

Who the fuck is this shit?

Suddenly, Zhou Yaoyang's movements stopped, his limbs seemed to be firmly nailed in place by something, his green eyes stared straight ahead, Su Ran almost rubbed against his buttocks and fell down, finally stopped body, was stunned by his glaring expression.

What's the fuss about?

Su Ran followed his line of sight, and saw that under the big tree not far away, among the golden leaves, there were no beauties or beautiful bitches, only an old man and a young man.

Among them, the two or three-year-old young lady was pouting her buttocks, humming and pooping, under the symbolic cover of the grass, brewing a small pile of "results", while his grandma watched.

The breeze caresses the grass swaying, revealing Xiaozheng's white and tender buttocks, and perhaps some special smell spreads in the air. Such a scene is not very beautiful, but Zhou Yaoyang is dumbfounded, and a low moan comes from his throat. roar.

……

Su Ran suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart - what is a word called -

This premonition was like a lightning bolt that struck his central nervous system. In an instant, the brain and limbs were flooded with electric currents!Lightning, flint and sparks exploded in his brain.

He thought, what he thought, and what he thought shouldn't be the same thing, right? !

His sluggish gaze slowly moved towards Zhou Yaoyang, as if to cater to his guess. Zhou Yaoyang, who had always been an old god, roared a few times, and rushed towards the little Zhengtai with lightning speed!

Su Ran just wanted to cry up to the sky!

Zhou Yaoyang rushed in front of Mrs. Zheng, and in front of him was a lump of small results that he had just brewed, a lump of yellow excrement that was steaming thickly, this temptation was obviously greater than 100 packs of dog food!

The Golden Retriever's nature is completely irresistible, and he wants to eat it when he opens his mouth! !

Su Ran was so horrified that her internal organs went out of her body!

In an instant, like a small steel cannon out of the chamber, he rushed forward with the determination to die, hugging the golden retriever's neck tightly - can he not die, if he is allowed to eat it now, with Zhou Yaoyang's character, his own consequences Unbelievable!

"Don't! Zhou... Golden Retriever, you, you must be calm!"

The old woman next to her asked in horror, "Young man, what are you going to do?!"

However, Zhou Yaoyang, who is always restrained in the face of dog food, has completely lost his mind in the face of such an object, and the true nature of the golden retriever is undoubtedly revealed.It has a strong physique, and when walking, people can feel the calm aura of its feet. At this time, the aura is fully opened, and Su Ran will soon be at a disadvantage.

When Su Ran looked at it, he saw the struggle and anger in its eyes! It seemed that Zhou Yaoyang's rationality was trying to fight against the innate desire in the blood gene of the golden retriever, but obviously the effect was not very good.Reason and desire are pulling at the two ends of the thread.

If Zhou Yaoyang was really allowed to eat a lot of food, he couldn't imagine what would happen?

——The one who will die will definitely be himself...

A hero's death now or a bear's death an hour later?This is an eternal problem...

Looking at the golden retriever's struggling and angry expression at this time, and seeing the sharp flash in its eyes, he threatened that if he doesn't do something now, he will die in an ugly way later——

Suddenly, Su Ran's heart collapsed, he closed his eyes, and made a decision that he regretted for the rest of his life - Su Ran suddenly pushed the golden retriever hard, and took advantage of its stagger, flew forward, almost The pile of xiang in front of me was wrapped in leaves and held in my hand, like a holy object...

Then, in this beautiful early spring evening, in the eyes of countless horrified eyes, I ran away holding this ball of tears...

The author has something to say:

Zhou Yaoyang: Shut up!I do not want to eat!