My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

Su Ran asked for leave again.

Class monitor Yang Wei expressed concern and condolences on behalf of all the students. He looked around the bed for a long time, and finally bowed his head and sighed.

"Hey, it's all my fault. You were taken care of by Young Master Zhou, right?"

Su Ran was lying on the bed drinking water, and almost choked herself to death with a sip of water.

"Don't look at me with such eyes, you and Zhou Shao are eyeing each other every day, who can't see it?"

Su Ran was a little uncertain: "You, don't talk nonsense."

"My girlfriend said it. She said that you can tell at a glance that you are adulterous. You are so old, you don't know about the freedom of love, and you still want to hide it from me? In other words, you can successfully get rid of your virginity, thanks to Me and my girlfriend."

"What?" Su Ran couldn't react.

"This matter started a month ago," Yang Wei looked into the distance, "You don't know, my daughter-in-law has a lot of lewd things, and she asks me to read them every day, and checks before going to bed at night.

What Bai Zhantang and Zhan Zhao's 28 moves, the secrets that the father and son have to tell... I send it to me every day, I am a straight man who stands up to the sky." Forced me to watch something like this every day, it's really hot eyes!Those little yellow texts are simply a cancer of society, trash, scum!Of course I swear to the death! "

"That's right, hot eyes!" Su Ran didn't expect to meet her bosom friend here. Seeing Yang Wei's painful eyes, she nodded with grief and indignation: "Tumor, scum!"

If it weren't for those little yellow books, would I be in such a miserable situation today?

The same experience caused Su Ran to feel sympathetic towards Yang Wei, and he became more enthusiastic towards Yang Wei: "And then? Come, sit by my bed... No, no, it's okay, Zhou Yaoyang is not here."

Yang Wei carefully looked at the door, fearing that Zhou Yaoyang would rush out of the door, he moved his butt from the chair to Su Ran's bedside, and felt that Su Ran's eyes were kinder than ever before, his eyes seemed to be filled with water, almost Hold his hand and talk happily.

Yang Wei not only sighed with emotion: Sure enough, being nourished by men, female hormones exploded!

Yang Wei knew everything: "So I sent it to Young Master Zhou to have a look, and asked him to give me advice. As a result, two days later, Young Master Zhou replied to me, and Young Master Zhou actually replied to me! I couldn't find you before , sent him a message, he never replied! Woooooo..."

Zhou Yaoyang's mobile phone is like a decoration. I am afraid that the social software in it has never been used except for running errands for him and controlling himself remotely, but this is not important.Su Ran had an ominous premonition: "And then?"

"Oh, Young Master Zhou just answered three words," Yang Wei thought for a while, and replied solemnly, "He asked, is there any more?"

Su Ran: "...you, how, what, say?"

"Of course I said yes!" Yang Wei slapped his thigh.

Ever since Zhou Yaoyang gave him an idea to buy a bottle of perfume as a gift for a girl, and let him marry his current girlfriend by accident, a strong feeling of repaying the kindness of a drop of water has been deeply dominating his only remaining heart. IQ, but Mr. Zhou has more gold than him, and his IQ is high. After the methods of giving snacks and cheat sheets all failed, he finally found a good opportunity, how could he miss it?

"I didn't expect Zhou Shao to like it. It's fate! Then I asked my wife for resources. At first, she praised me for being enlightened. Later, she doubted that I wanted more, so she asked me. I can only honestly say what Young Master Zhou wants."

"I didn't expect my wife to be even more excited when she heard Zhou Shaoyao. She murmured a lot of things like seeing you and Zhou Shaoyao having an affair."

"Young Master Zhou likes to watch it all. Didn't I just watch it a few times? I think...it's not bad. By the way, my wife downloaded a lot of videos yesterday... I think the posture is a bit difficult, but Young Master Zhou must like it." Those who challenged you yesterday..."

What about the tumors and dregs of society that were agreed upon? !

Su Ran expressionless: "Okay, you can shut up now!"

"Hey, don't you think it's hard to say thanks to me too much, it's okay, we are friends, let's do it for brothers!"

Su Ran: "..." Su Ran had a ferocious expression on his face, and he almost rushed over to do his best. I am really grateful to you for eight lifetimes.

Zhou Yaoyang lowered his eyebrows and brought a bowl of pork liver and lean meat porridge. He glanced at Yang Wei arrogantly. Yang Wei couldn't help moving his butt back, but Zhou Yaoyang ignored him at all, looked at Su Ran and lowered his head again. Ran kicked off the head of the bed and hadn't hugged his little baby yet, watching Yang Wei who was talking and laughing with Su Ran was particularly unpleasant.

Su Ran didn't want to answer his expression at first, looked at the things in the bowl and turned the table: "All right, I want to eat meat, chicken and duck! Can I just perfunctory when I get it? Hehe man!"

It was rare for Zhou Yaoyang to coax in a low voice: "You are injured now, and you will feel uncomfortable if you eat too much. Be good, baby, I will do it for you when you recover."

Su Ran burst into tears: "I want to eat!"

Holding a bowl of porridge, Zhou Yaoyang struggled endlessly, and finally gave in: "How about this, I will add some salt to you, I can only add some salt, nothing else!" He ran away in a hurry.

"Hurry up, hurry up, you go there and guard, and secretly add some chili peppers." Seeing Zhou Yaoyang went out, Su Ran's tears stopped flowing, "You don't know that my mouth has faded like a bird these days, and I am finally willing to add more chili peppers." Salt!"

The poor squad leader was so shocked by this witty couple that he almost choked to death on a banana.

While Su Ran was recuperating on the bed, Zhou Yaoyang served tea and water, took a bath and rubbed his back, insisted on feeding Su Ran with his own hands even when eating, and justly used his hands to check his body. Su Ran was unbearable until In the end, Su Ran's wounds healed, and Zhou Yaoyang's small company started to do more and more business, and finally got out of the sea of ​​suffering.

Su Ran wept with joy.

Su Ran had nothing to do with Zhou Yaoyang, so he punched Yang Wei at school until he promised not to send those little pornographic texts to Zhou Yaoyang again.Look at his dejected appearance. Is it really appropriate for you, a straight man, to go around looking for those pornographic little yellow texts? !

When a man is banned, it's like an old house is on fire. It's almost impossible to save it. It's like being beaten every night. Who can try to be repeatedly run over by a 10-ton truck?Yes, that's what it feels like!

Friday was undoubtedly another Zhou Yaoyang-style gluttonous feast. At 10 o'clock the next day, Su Ran got up to wash with aches and pains. Zhou Yaoyang sent a message and told him to make easy-to-digest Yangchun noodles and put them on the dining table.I don't know how he knew he was awake.

It has to be said that since Zhou Yaoyang turned into a demon, the only thing that has remained the same is his craftsmanship, and he has even improved to a certain extent. Is this the price?

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