My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

Facing the three pairs of bright and menacing eyes in front of him, Su Ran had no choice but to stand up obediently and want to buy it. Zhou Yaoyang took out the wallet from his jacket pocket and handed it to him. Only then did Su Ran remember that his wallet Still in the car.

Taking Zhou Yaoyang's wallet, Su Ran squeezed it secretly, it was bulging, and I don't know how much money and cards he brought... This guy is much richer than himself!

When he walked back again, he saw them surrounded by the weedy river bank from a distance, not knowing what they were doing, the sun was setting, the earth was dyed golden yellow by the afterglow, and a group of homing birds circled back to their nests in the distance, Zhou Yaoyang was wearing a baseball cap backwards, and his white shirt was rolled up on his elbows, exposing his strong arms. One leg was half-sitting on the ground while the other leg was on the ground. His well-proportioned and slender legs looked powerful due to regular exercise, full of robustness. beauty.

Su Yan was kneeling on the ground, her buttocks were already covered with mud, her white and tender face was sweating like a kitten, only Xiaoli squatted aside with a dignified look.

The three of them poked something surrounded them with a stick. Su Yan said something, which made Xiaoli laugh out loud, and Zhou Yaoyang also had a smile on his face.

When they got closer, they saw clearly when they caught a crab. Zhou Yaoyang taught them solemnly, saying: "Look, if the piece on the crab's stomach is round, it is the female, and if the piece is pointed, it is the crab." male."

Su Yan: "Then this one belongs to the public. Brother Zhou is really good, he understands everything!"

Zhou Yaoyang nodded modestly.

Su Yan carefully caught the crab in her hand, and pulled out its stomach: "Then why are there two hard things in the slices on its stomach?"

Zhou Yaoyang thought for a while, then said deeply: "That's JJ"

Su Yan was still young and couldn't understand the bad taste of idols in his eyes. She froze for a moment and said in surprise: "He has two dicks, I only have one."

Xiaoli looked at it seriously: "...I don't have a dick, but his dick is so small."

Su Yan nodded with deep sympathy: "It's so small."

Su Ran was shocked by their harmonious conversation, her heart was full of climaxes, what evil did this crab do in her previous life, she will be subjected to such abuse in this life...

Su Yan was lowering her head and seriously fiddled with the little crab's "little JJ", when suddenly a shadow flashed above her head, and before she could react, the little crab with white bubbles in her hand turned into an illusory parabola and was thrown into the nearby river In the middle of the river, there was a crash, and the water bubbles did not even appear, and disappeared in the river.

Su Yan looked around in a daze, Su Ran: "It's almost dead, be careful that it comes to you like a baby and pinches your toes."

"I'm not afraid!"

"I'll still pinch your JJ."

Su Yan's voice dropped instantly, she looked at Zhou Yaoyang and then at Su Ran, and finally looked down at her panties, gathered them up and covered the middle part with her hands, and said aggrievedly: "I don't want to..."

It seems that boys, no matter how old or young, have innate deep feelings for JJ...

Su Ran, who lied to others, felt no guilt, stuffed the ice cream into Su Yan's mouth, and rubbed his hair: "Good~", Su Yan, who was looking like she was about to cry just now, smashed her mouth to taste the delicious food .

Sure enough, he is a foodie.

But Zhou Yaoyang was obviously not that easy to coax, so he looked at him with lowered eyes, Su Ran handed over the remaining ice cream in his hand, Zhou Yaoyang took it, took a bite by himself, and fed Su Ran a mouthful, which was also very satisfying.

A group of people played until the sun set and the moon rose.

Zhou Yaoyang drove several people home one by one. Su Yan and Xiao Li got up early in the morning to play and fell asleep in the car. The early summer wind blew in through the open car window with the smell of dry soil. , Zhou Yaoyang turned on the radio, and the deep singing sounded quietly in the night wind.

While waiting for the red light, Zhou Yaoyang's hand accidentally touched Su Ran's, his fingertips and the back of his hand touched slightly, and then he flipped his palm, and his fingers were tightly clasped together.

After delivering Xiao Li, the car just arrived at the door, and the radar in Su Yan's head automatically detected that he had arrived home, and he opened the car door and went home without opening his eyes.

The aunt at home had called them earlier and was waiting at the door. Seeing Su Yan, she quickly hugged her up. Before she could speak, Su Yan tilted her head and fell asleep leaning on her aunt's shoulder.

Su Ran looked funny, and shook his hand to the aunt who was looking at Su Ran in the car, saying that he would go back later.At this time, the aunt had seen that he and his friends were in the car, and obviously wanted to chat again, so she left very relieved.

The villa area where Su Yan’s family lived was vast and sparsely populated, only the dim streetlights were silently shining on the roof of the car. Zhou Yaoyang raised the car window, and the sound of bugs calling in the grass immediately disappeared in another world.

The car radio had been turned off by Zhou Yaoyang at some point, and there was silence in the car.

Su Ran first broke the calm and asked, "Are you still angry about what happened today?"

Seeing that he stopped talking, Zhou Yaoyang suddenly leaned over, put one hand on the back of the chair behind him, and the other on Su Ran's waist. Before Su Ran could react, Zhou Yaoyang's lips fell...

After two symbolic struggles, Su Ran fell completely.

Well, it turns out that kissing really makes people dizzy and heartbeat faster.

Su Ran's hand that was originally on his chest unconsciously hugged Zhou Yaoyang's waist tightly. Zhou Yaoyang's kiss was as overbearing as his own, and the tip of his tongue seemed to have a barb, covering Su Ran's tongue and oral membrane. The hook was so hot, it seemed to be on fire!

After the kiss was over, Zhou Yaoyang pressed his forehead against his, and Su Ran could even hear each other's violent heartbeats.

Su Ran obviously felt that Zhou Yaoyang's body and himself, who was pressing him under him, had noticed obvious changes. Now he finally knew why so many people were keen on car shocks. In such a small space, as long as the atmosphere is a little hot, the car will be full of people. Full of explosive hormones!Su Ran swallowed, and after a long pause, Zhou Yaoyang seemed to restrain himself, brushed Su Ran's hair and threw it on the driver's seat.

Zhou Yaoyang's voice was hoarse, and he said, "I'll let you go this time." I don't know what he means not to pursue the matter of Su Ran and Xiaoxi, or if he was provoked but didn't plan to deal with him here.

Zhou Yaoyang said proudly, "Do you know you were wrong?"

Su Ran nodded: "I'm sorry." After all, he didn't tell Zhou Yaoyang before going out. He made so many calls and sent so many text messages, but he didn't see it. Thinking about it, he felt a little guilty, "It won't happen in the future, are you still angry? ?”

"My lord has a lot." Zhou Yaoyang finally recovered his domineering temperament, "Even if there is something between you, I don't care, my man is kidnapped and he can be snatched back."

Su Ran was speechless: "There is really nothing between us!"

Zhou Yaoyang: "Well, I know."

"You know," Su Ran reacted, "ah? What do you know?"

"It's nothing!" Zhou Yaoyang immediately said: "I'll pick you up tomorrow morning and go out to play. Remember to go to bed early baby!" Zhou Yaoyang left these words, stepped on the gas pedal, and disappeared into the night in a hurry.

Su Ran went back to his room exhausted, his mood was full of ups and downs throughout the day, but he always felt that something was wrong, especially in the end when Zhou Yaoyang almost fled in despair.

After thinking for a long time: "Well, this guy definitely has a problem!"

Su Ran decides to attack Su Yan, who has apparently betrayed him.

He thought the little bully had fallen asleep, so he sneaked into Su Yan's room and saw that this guy was sitting cross-legged on the bed in high spirits, his fleshy arms and legs were white and tender, looking at him, he really wanted to have sex, but it's a pity that Su Yan Although Yan Xiao looks weak, he has a strong heart and possesses a weapon of destructive destruction—he is singing a song hoarsely into his mobile phone at the moment.

Su Ran was shocked, and expressed 12 melancholy for Su Yan's musical accomplishments...

At the end of the song, Su Yan’s little classmate still howled a few times into the mobile phone with unsatisfactory intentions. Nine times, the pain pierced the heart, and the voice was sharp and immature, and there was a hoarseness in the immaturity——Because of being too focused, the sound has broken to the sky , It is completely impossible to guess what he is singing.

Su Ran's brain skipped a beat.

I saw Su Yan finished his ghostly crying and wolf howling, buried himself in the phone for a long time, finally coughed twice, and said to the phone, "Brother Zhou, how do you hear me sing? My mother said I sing pretty well." Soft and waxy voice, obviously talking to me in a serious manner Su Ran long Su Ran short...

What's more, he was actually sending a voice message to Zhou Yaoyang. Su Ran took a peek, and on the friend list, wasn't the column of recent contacts in the column of that convulsive golden hair head!

Since Zhou Yaoyang was still inside the golden retriever, he used this avatar to send Su Ran a message for the first time, and he has never changed it again, and he doesn't know what kind of evil it is...

Su Yan didn't notice him as a voyeur, and said coquettishly, "How about I sing another song for you?"

Su Ran's heart collapsed, and he almost reflexively wanted to rush forward to stop him. He really didn't want to go through what happened just now again! !

However, as soon as Su Yan finished speaking, before Su Ran could stop her, the screen of the phone flickered and the phone crashed...

Su Ran: "..." This mobile phone is really a good and considerate mobile phone!

Poor phone, what has it been through all these years...

The author has something to say:

Su Yan: Brother Zhou, let me sing you another song

Mobile phone: Let me go, I have an old man and a young man, I am just a poor little hand chirping chi chi chi chi chi chi!