My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

Jingling bells rang, and the first class examined the history of Western philosophy.

Su Ran didn't learn this subject very well, but when he saw the sentence "Material is primary, consciousness is secondary, material determines meaning." He was still very familiar with it, and because of his familiarity, he almost wanted to overthrow the table.

Damn, are all the books lying?This is not scientific!

He bit his pen, and couldn't help recalling that after that night, he ran away early the next morning without even packing his things, so he couldn't call the police. If he did, he might end up in a mental hospital , no money and no clothes, squeezed in the dormitory of classmates for two days, and finally really worried about the golden retriever - although the soul has been occupied by others, the body was raised by myself!

He planned to take Jin Mao away when Zhou Yaoyang and Jin Mao's souls returned to their bodies in the middle of the night, but unexpectedly, Jin Mao slept like a pig, not alert at all, and Zhou Yaoyang woke up instead.

Zhou Yaoyang folded his arms and looked at him coldly. Before Su Ran could speak, he handed over a bank card and made a proposal that Su Ran couldn't refuse. He said, "I will pay all the rent in the future."

Su Ran is very poor, very poor.In order to raise the golden retriever, he owed a debt in high school. This is the result of his father, the owner of a listed company, and his mother, a reporter for World Geographic Magazine, raising his son poorly.

"After a while my body gets better and my soul can return to me, you can take the golden retriever away. Even if you take it away now, my soul will naturally follow. You can't run away even if you run away. I can find you anywhere, or do you keep the golden retriever?"

When the exam was over, the bell rang. Su Ran was in a daze for a long time. The test paper was still empty. She was awakened by the bell to pack up her things and rush out. She didn't even hear the monitor call him.

Obviously, he was reluctant to keep the golden retriever he had raised for almost three years.

Today is the last exam, and then there will be more than 30 days of winter vacation. Su Ran's parents are busy with work. As early as a month ago, when they didn't know about it, Su Ran called back and said that he would not go home for the New Year. , The shopping mall outside is bustling with people who go home for the New Year.

Su Ran didn't need to buy too many New Year's goods, and there was no one else who celebrated the New Year with him except the golden retriever—oh, maybe Zhou Yaoyang.

Zhou Yaoyang has quite a lot of demands, eat this, don't eat that, even a little bit of disobedience, until he sees you change with his deep eyes and expressionless face until he is satisfied!

Su Ran queued for two hours at Hu Ji, and finally bought the braised chicken.

"I want soy sauce, yes, not so much, and less, no chopped green onion, put some ginger, yes, sliced ​​ginger." Su Ran said, almost stared at by the waiter.

For a total of 120 oceans, Su Ran's wallet was partially deflated again. Zhou Yaoyang paid the rent and Su Ran paid for the food, which was also agreed at the time.

Su Ran walked around among a large group of people, and was almost squeezed. Finally, he bought some dried noodles and snacks at the small supermarket at the entrance of the community. The house Su Ran rented was only 5 minutes away from the M University where he was studying. , He lived in the university dormitory for a month at the beginning of his freshman year and then moved out. He has lived here for about half a year. The house has two bedrooms and two living rooms, where he and Zhou Yaoyang lived.

Put the bought things into the refrigerator one by one, and saw the room on the side open, and the golden retriever came out of Zhou Yaoyang's room, walking past him without looking sideways.Su Ran secretly glanced at the time, at 6:[-] pm, the person in the golden retriever's body must be Zhou Yaoyang.

Su Ran: "Your braised chicken is back."

The golden retriever (as always) completely ignored his changing and colorful expressions, biting a cup with his mouth, calmly poured himself a cup of tea in front of the water dispenser, and then put it on the table, the whole person—a dog stepped on his hind legs Lie on the chair with his forelimbs lying on the table and began to drink water calmly.The whole process was smooth and natural, with a unique sense of laziness and force, as if this kind of thing had happened many times, and Su Ran next to him was obviously ignored by it habitually.

In fact, such a scene has indeed happened too many times.

In the past, Su Ran thought that although his golden retriever was cold and unpredictable, he was smart!People can pour water by themselves, watch TV and change channels, never mess around when going to the toilet, and even know to close the door when entering the toilet!

But now-

Save rent, save rent...Su Ran hypnotized herself desperately.

Fortunately, the two of them lived in peace during this period of time. Taking advantage of the golden retriever not paying attention, Su Ran put the takeaway on the dining table, secretly tiptoed into her room, closed the door with a "bang", patted her chest, Well, well, the day is coming to an end.The more days accumulated, the faster Zhou Yaoyang recovered, and the sooner he could take the real golden retriever away.It must be so!

At 11 o'clock in the evening, I received the monitor's WeChat [Happy Valentine's Day! 】

Only then did Su Ran know that Valentine's Day is today!He hurriedly returned a message to the class monitor, and suddenly thought of going shopping in the neighborhood supermarket today. The boss said that he would get a box of chocolates for free when he bought dried noodles!

In the evening Su Ran didn't eat much food, thinking of the chocolate itchy heart, looked at the time, 11 o'clock, at this time Zhou Yaoyang's soul should still be in Jin Mao's body, and Jin Mao should be in Zhou Yaoyang's room now, fighting quickly by himself.

So he ran out of the room with bare feet, wearing a milky white pajamas and a hood, and opened the refrigerator. Sure enough, the chocolate was still there, and probably to decorate the atmosphere, the boss even pasted a rose on the chocolate box, looking like It looks a little silly.

"What are you doing?" A cold voice rang in my ear.

Su Ran turned around suddenly, and Zhou Yaoyang, who was slender, was standing less than ten centimeters away from him, frowning and looking at him, because he hadn't basked in the sun all year round, his face was pale, his eyes were squinted, and he looked very sinister...

Su Ran felt that she began to tremble a little.

After calming down for a while, he lifted the chocolate box that he hadn't opened just now: "I, I'm taking this."

Zhou Yaoyang is very tall, half a head taller than him. When he stares at people, it makes people feel very stressed. He asked blankly, "Are you afraid of me?"

Su Ran thought, who would not be afraid of such a thing, it's great that I can stay here, okay?

But he still said against his conscience: "It's, it's okay."

After he finished speaking, he remembered something, and immediately secretly checked the time. It was only 11:10, and before 12 o'clock, he actually returned to his body?I remember Zhou Yaoyang said that he used to only be able to return to his body from 12:2 to 11:[-] in the morning, and now it is only after [-]:[-]. Does this prove that his health is getting better and better, and will it be earlier and earlier in the future?

Zhou Yaoyang sneered: "Then what are you shaking?"

Su Ran's breathing stopped immediately, and the crying in her heart was of course because she was afraid of you——!

"...It's a little cold." Su Ran said.

Zhou Yaoyang nodded his head, and his eyes finally shifted oppressively from his face to his hand. In his hand, he held a box of chocolates with a pink love heart on it, and a flower stuck on it. pink roses.

Seeing his eyes fixed on the chocolate in her hand, Su Ran tentatively asked, "Today's Valentine's Day, do you want to eat that?"

Zhou Yaoyang was stunned for a moment with an inexplicably annoyed expression.

Probably because Zhou Yaoyang's stunned face was too obvious, Su Ran said flatteringly: "It tastes good."

Zhou Yaoyang didn't move for a long time, but looked at Su Ran closely, just when Su Ran thought he wouldn't want it, Zhou Yaoyang coughed lowly, took the box of chocolates away as if nothing had happened, and said proudly: "You buy of? Thank you." There is no sincerity!

He didn't seem to have any plans to eat at all, he was holding a box of chocolates in one hand, looking a little happy.On the one hand, he looked very proud, as if he was waiting for Su Ran to say something, but Su Ran was completely immersed in the sadness that he had no chocolate to eat, the two of them didn't speak for a while, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Su Ran thought, what are you doing here if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?

Wait, Su Ran suddenly thought of a possibility, this guy, the soul has been in the body of a golden retriever for three years, three years, the monk must have been suffocated to death, no wonder he was so happy to receive a gift on Valentine's Day.The more Su Ran thought about it, the more likely it was, and suddenly she was a little curious, how does Zhou Yaoyang usually solve that by himself?

He tilted his head to look at Zhou Yaoyang who was leaning on the sofa, and found that he was also staring at him expressionlessly.

Sure enough, he has the image of a violent man who wants to be dissatisfied...

But the tips of his ears were still slightly red?It doesn't look as scary as usual.

Su Ran was caught off guard, and his curiosity overwhelmed his fear: "Hey, which country's action movies do you usually watch? Chinese, American or Japanese?"

Unexpectedly, Zhou Yaoyang stared at him and paused, as if he was curious about his question, and after a long while, he still answered three words for the first time.

"Japan's"

Su Ran: "Oh? I also like to watch Japanese movies. I like Maria Ozawa the most. I have watched a lot of her movies. She has a great figure! What about you?"

Can Zhou Yaoyang be qualified: "Sora Aoi"

Then there was another silence, this kind of dialogue made Su Ran very desperate, Zhou Yaoyang must be the spokesperson of the topic terminator.

Su Ran was a little scratchy, he used to lie on the bed and clearly heard Zhou Yaoyang get up in the middle of the night, and he would go back to his room when he went out to drink some water, but today he was in the mood to sit on the sofa in the living room and chat with him A boring topic... It seems that there is no intention of leaving at all.

If he doesn't leave, he doesn't dare to leave, damn!

A man who is dissatisfied with desire is really scary, such a beautiful day, such a festive atmosphere, this person who has not had a girlfriend for three years, no, he has not seen a girl face-to-face for three years, must be very sad and sleepless ?How empty is his spiritual world!Zhou Yaoyang doesn't know why he seems to be in a good mood, he doesn't look scary at all, choosing a day is worse than bumping into the sun, hugging his thighs and pulling in feelings, what are we waiting for! ?

Su Ran then tentatively asked, "How about we watch a movie together?"

As a result, this time, Zhou Yaoyang seemed to be more surprised and watched him for a longer time.

After a long while, he carefully put the chocolate into his clothes bag carefully, even the rose that was about to fall by Su Ran, and when Su Ran felt that his words were wrong, Zhou Yaoyang lowered his voice again. Coughed: "Here?"

Su Ran nodded, where else should I go? He just wanted to say, should I go to bed?It was quite comfortable to lie down and watch, so I heard Zhou Yaoyang say, "Wait a minute."

Then he got up and went back to his room.

After a while, he came out again, his face was a little red, and he held a pack of brand new tissues in his hand.Sit back on the sofa, spread your legs unnaturally, straighten your pants with your hands, and say: "Okay, let's start"

Su Ran used the tablet to open the movie that Zhou Yaoyang had just found when he left, and put it on the coffee table. A few seconds later, the familiar melody sounded, and the words "** Broadcasting Administration" appeared on the screen.

Zhou Yaoyang was a little distracted, coughed again for a while, and said with a straight face, "Thank you for the gift."

Su Ran waved her hand casually: "Uh, no, it was given by the owner of the supermarket when I was shopping today. It doesn't cost money. If you buy a bag of dried noodles, you will get free chocolates. It's a big box. If you think it's delicious, I'll buy a bag of dried noodles tomorrow! "

I don't know if it's an illusion, Su Ran felt that when he finished speaking, the temperature in the air seemed to drop a few degrees, Zhou Yaoyang turned his head as if in slow motion: "What did you say?"

Su Ran was stunned, Zhou Yaoyang: "Didn't you buy it specially?"

"Uh, I only remembered today's Valentine's Day later on." Su Ran suddenly realized that he must have not celebrated the holiday for a long time, and finally someone gave him something, but found that it was not specially bought for him, so he felt a little guilty all of a sudden. , "Sorry, I only realized it later... Next time I will buy it for you?"

With a straight face, Zhou Yaoyang took out the box of chocolates that he had just put away carefully from his pocket, as if he was going to throw it to Su Ran. In an instant, he seemed to have discovered something, and took the rose that was finally separated from the box of chocolates in his pocket. Looking at her hands, Su Ran saw that there seemed to be something written on the rose petals, and she was about to lean over to take a look, but Zhou Yaoyang moved faster, and immediately put the chocolate box and roses back into his pocket.

He gritted his teeth and looked at Su Ran for a while, then sighed for a long time, as if enduring something, and said to himself as if accepting his fate: "Forget it, watching a movie...is fine."

After speaking, he turned his head to watch the movie indifferently, his temper came and went too quickly...

A familiar theme sounded, and the movie that was broadcast on major film and television channels a few years ago appeared on the screen, and a very recognizable voice came to my ears: "Once upon a time, there was a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish……"

The protagonist's expressive voice hadn't finished reading, Su Ran felt that the air that had dropped several degrees just now was frozen.

Zhou Yaoyang's cold and angry voice sounded in the room.

"It's okay if you don't have a gift," his voice sounded straightforward, without any emotion, "but you just asked me which country's action movies I like to watch."

Su Ran: "En?"

Zhou Yaoyang: "You asked me which girl I like, worry."

Su Ran: "..."

Su Ran could almost hear Zhou Yaoyang gnashing his teeth: "You asked me if I want to watch a movie together."

Su Ran continued to nod, that's right, that's right.He stopped suddenly in the middle of nodding his head, because he felt a strong murderous intent, he turned his head slowly, and saw Zhou Yaoyang holding the pack of tissues tightly with one hand, gnashing his teeth, for some reason, Su Ran suddenly had a bad feeling!

really

"Just let me, look, this, this?!"

The unopened paper box in Zhou Yaoyang's hand was overwhelmed, and broke with a snap.Zhou Yaoyang gritted his teeth, got up and left without turning his head, leaving Su Ran alone looking at his back, not knowing what happened for a long time.

It's watching a movie, isn't this just watching...

What's wrong?

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Su Ran: "Let's watch a movie together" ^_^

Zhou Yaoyang: "Is this the kind of movie you're talking about?"