My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

The only difference is that Zhou Yaoyang started to cook.

Millet porridge boiled with wolfberry, stuffed with chaos, beer duck, pork belly chicken, steamed pork ribs with glutinous rice... Zhou Yaoyang, who is slender and tall and handsome, looks like a rich boy, but he is still a good cook, Su Ran can't wait every time Clean up the plates!

I hate this guy, he looked like he couldn't even cook rice before, Zhou Yao said convincingly: "Staying in the body of a golden retriever for several years, the body's instincts and functions are constantly degrading, and it will definitely return to the previous state. It takes a period of adaptation, if it is you, I am afraid that you will have to re-adapt even to walking."

Su Ran was speechless.

He finally understood why Zhou Yaoyang always disliked the bad food he cooked in the past. As long as he had eaten his food once, Su Ran would never dare to say that he could cook again.

Zhou Yaoyang is also very patient in cooking, and many complicated dishes are not too troublesome at all. In order to make a bowl of pork trotter vermicelli, he uses chicken soup to make the broth, and the chicken soup is boiled in a small crock pot on the stove one day in advance.Su Ran rushes to wash the vegetables and dishes just to spend more time in the kitchen. Every time a meal is served, Su Ran burst into tears.

Su Ran said with emotion: "I feel that the meals I spent in the first 18 years of my life were all for nothing, and I will never eat takeaway again!"

Zhou Yaoyang was also moved by his craftsmanship, "It is said that if you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his stomach. Fortunately, you don't need to catch it, otherwise you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life."

Su Ran even sneaked into Zhou Yaoyang's study room when Zhou Yaoyang was away, and took a picture of his class schedule next to his desk to see if Zhou Yaoyang had no class in the afternoon, so he packed his schoolbag and rushed home early, because Zhou Yaoyang would do it at home. Delicious O(∩_∩)O

After Yang Wei accidentally learned from Su Ran that his new idol was a chef, his admiration became even more uncontrollable, and he eagerly sent a few hairy crabs tied together. Just enough to tie a bow tie for the guy who has been talking non-stop since he entered the door and admired the male god like the water of the Yellow River.

Yang Wei looked at his melancholy little eyes and thought he was afraid of being caught by a crab, so he patted him on the shoulder understandingly: "Well, I tied it up, I can't run away, the official pattern is tied up, it's only for SM, I'm a 20T island country Watching action movies is not for nothing. Look at this sexy pose, the sultry little eyes, do you have any impulse?"

Su Ran turned his head dumbly, seeing the hairy crabs on the chopping board that were spitting foam and staring with big eyes and suddenly lost their appetite, Zhou Yaoyang put one hand on his shoulders, and held the crabs up and down with two fingers to look them up and down.

Yang Wei also raised his eyebrows proudly at Zhou Yaoyang and said, "Brother Zhou should understand."

Zhou Yaoyang immediately looked at Su Ran with a guilty conscience, put aside the relationship and said, "What do I know, I don't know what you are talking about."

In the end, when Su Ran went to the kitchen to make a glass of milk again, he saw those two people poking those poor hairy crabs with their chopsticks in the corner, biting their ears obscenely, and laughing obscenely from time to time.

On Saturday, after Su Ran got up, she found Zhou Yaoyang's room door was wide open. She took a sneak peek at no one, and didn't know when she went out.

This guy is very busy during this period, and he often doesn't see anyone for a day. If he didn't see the breakfast on the table in the morning and the lunch on the table when he returned home in the afternoon, Su Ran wouldn't be sure if he had gone home.

Su Ran nestled on the sofa with his laptop in his arms and watched videos online, when suddenly an interesting video attracted him.

A foreign man who was obviously full and full, in order to test the loyalty of his pet dog, twitched deliberately during breakfast, foamed at the mouth, slid down from the chair with an extremely stiff expression, the corner of his mouth was crooked, and his tongue stuck out. Outside, fell to the ground and played dead.

Su Ran didn't have time to cover her face to appreciate the embarrassing acting skills, only to see the witness dog with a confused face, his pet dog - a Labrador walked over with a confused face, and rubbed his head to drool, After licking him with her tongue for a long time but unable to "wake up" him, she stood by his side with a sad face, and choked up.

Although she knew it was just a small prank by the owner of the dog, but seeing the Labrador laying head to head next to the owner with a sad face, and the corners of the eyes were gradually wet with tears, Su Ran remembered what she had seen before, when the owner was in a car accident Died, his puppy, for several years, stayed where he was and waited for news of his return.

On the screen, the owner who fell to the ground was probably also moved by his beloved puppy. He stood up slowly, kissed and caressed it with a smile. Jump and jump.

There is a voice of emotion below the video.

Su Ran was excited and emotional, and shed tears like an old father.

Su Ran wiped away her tears and turned her head, her gaze was like a torch - she saw that her golden retriever was biting Zhou Yaoyang's slippers while shaking her fat buttocks.

The golden retriever is now so fat that his own mother dare not recognize him. The only fun now is to fight against himself, which is to fight against Zhou Yaoyang. Probably the only touching thing he has done is to steal snacks and hide the packaging bag under Zhou Yaoyang's bed inside……

Su Ran looked at the Labrador and his silly golden retriever in the video, feeling like his own child and someone else's child, and suddenly had an idea.

"Cough cough" coughed.

Hearing the sound, the golden retriever fell to the ground with its forelimbs, and its hind legs spread out boldly. With the slippers in its mouth, it raised its head to look at him suspiciously.Su Ran gave it a bad review in her heart, while squinting at the golden retriever, she took a cup of ice cream from the refrigerator.

Suddenly he covered his heart in pain, "Oh!"

The golden retriever looked at him suspiciously again.

Su Ran shouted even louder: "Oh! It hurts, it hurts!!" He covered his chest in pain with one hand, and grabbed it in the air with the other, with a painful expression, lying on the ground slowly as if exhausted, the golden hair Both eyes immediately stared blankly.

Su Ran, who was lying on the ground and closed her eyes tightly, gave herself a perfect score. That uncle should really study like himself!

Su Ran closed her eyes and waited.

The air was quiet for a few seconds, the golden retriever stopped biting the slippers, and walked over cautiously after a few seconds—it wasn't that Su Ran had a strong sense, but that the golden retriever was too fat, and the wooden floor was rattled by the fat paper .

After the golden retriever got rid of Zhou Yaoyang's soul interference, he became a three-year-old milk doll compared to the clever but cold and domineering Zhou Yaoyang.After being listless for a few days, it finally regained its funny nature, and it is a veritable foodie.

But this, this is the real pure little partner in my mind!So those who call it fat, they lose their temper arrogantly and ignore others, go to the toilet by themselves, let them go to the room to bite the toilet paper, and finally bite a slipper like a small thing, can't cover it up To my heart of love!

Su Ran was full of satisfaction and waited for the golden retriever to surprise her.

However, the golden retriever smelled it with the tip of its nose next to Su Ran, and then there was no movement - there was no unexpected paws against him, and there was no whimpering sound as expected, it was quiet, only the sound of his own breathing could be heard, after a long time After a long time, Su Ran noticed something was wrong.

I saw the golden retriever next to him, seeing that he really fainted, and after making sure that he would not get up again, he secretly opened the refrigerator and was using his front paws to pick up snacks and eat happily...

Su Ran: "..."

It's agreed that people and dogs are deeply affectionate, and it's agreed to be angels with wings broken for each other!

Also turned over snacks!Still looking for ice cream!

Su Ran was furious, her heart of glass shattered into pieces!

Nima!Can you be more successful, you steal my toothpaste, pee in my shoes, ask you to bring me toilet paper and you go to watch the football game with Zhou Yaoyang... Nima, now the master has "fainted", and you are still eating!Can you still feel the love from your friends?

Just as Su Ran rolled up his sleeves and vowed to beat him up, he saw Zhou Yaoyang leaning against the door with his arms folded.

Su Ran froze for an instant, retracted her hand mechanically, as if she hadn't done anything: "You...you didn't go out? When did you come?" The golden retriever stared blankly, took an ice cream in his mouth and ran away ...

The old god Zhou Yaoyang was there, and he directly answered the second question: "Since the first time you called."

Su Ran's black lines are sweaty, do you want your ears to be so sharp? I used to pretend that I couldn't hear you when I called you.

He has probably seen a series of actions that are comparable to Oscar winners. The key is that it doesn’t matter if he sees it. He also watched the whole process carefully. From Zhou Yaoyang’s raised eyebrows, one can imagine how he felt. : "Okay, I was the one who made it funny, let's stop this question...don't laugh!"

Zhou Yaoyang: "..."

"Stop laughing...don't-laugh..."

Zhou Yaoyang: "Hahahaha!"

It's really too, lost, human, too.

After half an hour.

Zhou Yaoyang finally stopped laughing, and looked at Su Ran, who was sitting on the side of the sofa and looked forward, with a numb and unlovely face: "You should be lucky, if you raise a Teddy, it will definitely take your day to day." Wake up, hahaha..."

Under Su Ran's glaring gaze, Zhou Yaoyang showed no fear at all, he laughed wildly, and in the end there were tears in the corners of his exaggerated eyes.

"Oh, ouch, Su Ran, you are so stupid! No way... why didn't I record it!"

Su Ran couldn't bear it anymore and rushed over, broke down and shouted: "I make you laugh... make you laugh...!"

after an hour.

On the messy sofa, Su Ran squinted at the culprit beside her with a mess of hair: "Why are you silent at home?!"

Zhou Yaoyang tidied up the mess marks on his neckline, the corners of his lips were red, it was because he was beaten up by Su Ran for laughing too frantically just now,

This is Su Ran. If it were someone else, Zhou Yaoyang would definitely let him go sideways. The black belt in Taekwondo is not for nothing.

Looking at the reflection of the TV, fortunately, the other side that was bitten by the corner of Su Ran's lips last time is still symmetrical.

So he smiled with satisfaction.

The author has something to say:

Su Ran: Thank you CCTV, thank you CTNV, winning the best performance award is the greatest achievement in my life.

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