My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

This matter made Su Ran think for a long time, what did he mean by what he said, does he still remember that he kissed me after drinking, and if he did, did he do it on purpose or by accident?If it's unintentional, why does it feel so weird?After much deliberation, I couldn't come up with any results, but my head hurt even more.

Next, unexpectedly, the squad leader also came to participate.

It's said that the class leader Yang Wei rejected the girl he showed at the birthday party last night, and then Yang Wei fell in love with another girl (it's only been two days, you beast), and asked Su Ran to give him advice.

"I want to make a thousand origami cranes, but the third child said that at least 999 of them are necessary. It's really not done by humans. I folded 100 and my hands cramp." Yang Wei stretched out his carrot-thick fingers to look at them. Flexibility, even computer typing has to be stamped word by word. It is really difficult for him to do something as difficult as origami cranes.

"Should I knit a scarf for her? Do you want to make a diagonal pattern or an empty stitch..."

Su Ran: "..." You also know oblique flowers and empty needles...

"Girls seem to like black ones now, how about yellow ones, but last time I saw a lot of girls wearing that scarf...I think I can learn the scarf too,"

Su Ran couldn't take it anymore: "Stop, stop..."

"What do you think girls like?"

"..." Su Ran growled and said, "Girls like handsome ones! Just like Zhou Yaoyang!"

Zhou Yaoyang, who was playing games on the side, nodded to them reservedly.

Su Ran was simply convinced: "You can't even type the keyboard, what are you trying to do by poking around with two sticks! In this weather, how long will the scarf last, and what's the difference between this and buying one!"

"This is how I show my love for her."

Su Ran ignored this sentence, anyway, every week, Yang Wei would fall in love with several people.At the beginning, everyone was afraid that he would be hit, and kept encouraging him, but this person is a perpetual motion model, a few grades higher than Fengche, and has been rejected hundreds of times, but he is still full of energy.

Su Ran endured the humiliation and poured cold water on him, "You two have only known each other for a short time, is it really okay to do this?"

"It's not too nice!" Yang Wei said, "I hope that every time she sees the gift I give, she will think of me. If she gives me a scarf, even if the person next to her is not me in the future, she will always be with me. I will remember that the person who gave her warmth is me, and when I am lonely, I will still think that there is such a person who loves her. It is also a kind of happiness to be remembered by others!"

"...you wake up."

In the end, Su Ran really had no choice but to give her perfume. Now girls like this.

"Old-fashioned, my grandpa only uses perfume after chasing my grandma, and my dad doesn't even use it. You really can't think of a good way."

Su Ran thought, I'm a single dog, if there is a good way, I can't use it by myself?Then why are you looking for me...

The teenager who has been in love countless times (again) fell into a fanatical unicorn love, and enthusiastically took photos to share.

Pointed chin, big eyes, long hair covering half of the face, PS marks are not too obvious, poor little bench behind her, stretched to [-] meters by the madness.

Su Ran's eyes were dull, but the wretched Yang Wei's eyes lit up.

I don't know where Zhou Yaoyang, who was wearing panda slippers on the sofa and leaning crookedly while looking at his notebook, showed his good vision and noble taste, Yang Wei instantly regarded him as the last straw.

Yang Wei: "Brother, please give me an opinion."

The person who was too lazy to participate in the topic all the time looked at the two of them with boring eyes when they were called. Su Ran thought that he would not answer, or even talk to Yang Wei, but unexpectedly he said: "No Is it just a birthday present? Worth it?"

Su Ran: "Just tell me what to give."

Zhou Yaoyang thought for a while, "My dear, what kind of relationship are you two with now?"

"What kind of relationship?" Yang Wei paused for a moment, and said shyly, "Well, I met her once in the cafeteria, and I thought it was quite a call. Call her, send a message, no matter how busy she is, she will call back in a few days." The kind...but why is she always so busy?" She looked at the two with innocent little eyes.

Su Ran: "..."

Zhou Yaoyang: "..."

Yang Wei was full of anticipation: "What kind of stage do you think it is?"

I saw it once... come back in a few days...

Now not only Zhou Yaoyang, even Su Ran wants to strangle him, so you still want to knit sweaters for other girls - no, scarves!Also knit a scarf!Return 999 paper cranes?Aren't you afraid that other girls will dump you in the face?

"Do you think there is still hope for me? She... She will answer my calls when she is not busy!"

Zhou Yaoyang mocked: "If she doesn't even answer your phone calls, you'll die."

Yang Wei burst into tears instantly and said: "Brother, show me a way out!"

Zhou Yaoyang, who has always been venomous and arrogant, flashed a rare brilliance of humanity at this moment. He pointed his finger and spoke in a simple and rude way: "Thoughts are just floating clouds, expensive things to buy."

Zhou Yaoyang spread out the magazine casually, motioning him to look at a light luxury perfume for women on the back of the magazine.

Su Ran's first reaction was: It's the same idea as him!

He sneered, "Old-fashioned."

However, Yang Wei, who had just laughed at Su Ran's old-fashioned way of buying perfume, was ecstatic and said, "Okay! Sure enough, handsome guys have different eyes! Why didn't I think of buying perfume? Such a classic method, my grandfather I have practiced it all, and practice produces truth, and girls today will definitely like it!"

Su Ran: "..."

After buying this perfume, Yang Wei will have to eat instant noodles for about a month in a row, but he changed his frowning face and smiled, and praised Zhou Yaoyang as a buddy who has a good eye, and even knows women's perfume...

Su Ran thought to herself, I let you buy perfume because I have no taste, but he said it is because I have good taste.Do you still remember who corrected the typos for you during the examination at the opening ceremony!

"You obviously didn't say that just now! When I said buying perfume, didn't you say that you are old-fashioned? Are you discriminating against appearance!"

Zhou Yaoyang said: "Perfume and perfume are also different. For example, if you are also a girlfriend, you look at what others are looking for and then look at what you are looking for."

Su Ran's expression was bewildered, and she felt that she had been hit by an arrow in her knee for no reason...

Zhou Yaoyang gave a final blow with a smile: "You are not even as good as his vision."

Under normal circumstances, Su Ran doesn't care about these things. He has a carefree personality, and he has always been indifferent to things that don't violate the principle. Therefore, he usually listens to other people's actions and words, and he won't let them go. In his heart, because of the incident with Wu Shan last time, being squeezed by Zhou Yaoyang to the point of being speechless, Su Ran was holding back a suffocation all the time, and wanted to vent, so he felt a little upset when he heard this.

Some words blurted out: "You still have no eyesight! Even..." Even I can say it!But he dared not say the latter sentence.

After Su Ran finished speaking, she immediately regretted it.

Zhou Yaoyang and Yang Wei turned their heads to look at him surprisingly unanimously, as if someone shouted a slogan.

"What are you talking about?" Yang Wei said with a gossiping look on his face, "What are you talking about!"

Zhou Yaoyang was a little surprised at first, then smiled maliciously, and stared at Su Ran closely with his arms folded.It made Su Ran extremely anxious.

"What do you mean, brother Zhou has a girlfriend? Brother Zhou's girlfriend must be beautiful, can you show it to my buddies?"

Zhou Yaoyang finally put away his scorching gaze, and said clearly: "He said that I have a bad eye for dating."

Yang Wei looked at Zhou Yaoyang's cartoon OK expression on the corner of his mouth, and immediately showed a wretched expression of enlightenment: "I didn't expect Brother Zhou's love interest to be so wild. Song Yue, tell me quickly, who bit him, who dares to bite Brother Zhou?"

Stared at by the burning eyes of the two, Su Ran had the urge to die, and hurriedly said, "I don't know, I don't know anything."

Zhou Yaoyang glanced at him indifferently: "Actually, I also like wild ones. I can accept dripping wax, whips and the like. It's nothing to be bitten. By the way, my waist is blue. I don't know if it's because of him. Pinched."

Yang Wei didn't understand the tricky relationship between the two, and said with emotion, "It turns out that Brother Zhou has such a unique taste. I like plump ones, and don't be too gentle. Big breasts, thin waist..."

So Yang Wei and Zhou Yaoyang had a friendly and harmonious in-depth exchange on the structure of the human body.

Su Ran took a mouthful of old blood, back and forth several times in her throat, almost suffocating deep internal injuries!After being turned pale by the two, Yang Wei finally left satisfied.

The corners of Zhou Yaoyang's mouth curled slightly, and his buttocks moved over to the sofa, and he sat next to Su Ran. Su Ran was very guilty, and moved to the other side quietly, and Zhou Yaoyang followed...until Su Ran was close to the armrest of the sofa. There is no way to move, and stand up like a spring on the buttocks: "I... I will go back to the room first."

When he stood up, his heart was still pounding. He didn't know why, but he suddenly became nervous. Now he was finally sure that Zhou Yaoyang hadn't forgotten what happened that night at all, and he still remembered kissing himself.As for whether it was intentional or not, Su Ran didn't want to worry about it anymore.

Now I just want to get out of here quickly, but as soon as he stood up, Zhou Yaoyang also stood up.

He grabbed Su Ran's wrist with one hand and pushed Su Ran's back against the cold wall.The cold touch climbed up the back, but Su Ran brushed it, and all the blood concentrated on his head.

Su Ran once again saw himself with a stupid face in the other's pupils.

It took a long time to find my own voice: "You... what are you doing?"

But Zhou Yaoyang didn't answer him, he pressed Su Ran's hand against the wall behind him with one hand, and put his other arm beside Su Ran's ear, trapping him tightly between his arms and the hard wall, Su Ran Ran has a handsome appearance, a thin figure, a mellow and clean temperament, and a pair of clear eyes. At this time, he looked at him in a panic, and then moved away in a panic when he met his gaze.

The light-colored features on the almost transparent pinnae are also clearly visible.

Zhou Yaoyang stared at him: "Bad eyesight, huh?"

Su Ran pretended to be stupid: "What?"

"I don't know, huh?"

"So what if I know..." Su Ran felt that he couldn't act too badly. The last time Zhou Yaoyang misunderstood himself as a girl when he was drunk, what else is he thinking now that he is sober?So he said quite generously: "Everyone is drunk, it's just a misunderstanding, don't worry, I understand..." It's just a misunderstanding that he regarded himself as a girl, he understands...

He thought that after saying this, neither of them would be embarrassed anymore, so that this misunderstanding would disappear invisible.

However, Zhou Yaoyang was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then the air pressure suddenly dropped to the lowest level. He exuded violent anger, "Do you think it was a misunderstanding? You have always... thought it was a misunderstanding, and I thought..."

When he spoke the next few words, his emotions slowly changed from rage to something else, as if mixed with sadness and disappointment, the end of which was unbelievable and even slightly trembling, Su Ran was taken aback for a moment.

However, this feeling was only for a moment, and Zhou Yaoyang returned to his usual domineering appearance, and said arrogantly: "If you think it is a misunderstanding, then I will let you feel it again."

Su Ran was stunned and suddenly felt a gust of air coming towards him.

His lips were quickly pressed, and the soft and hot touch made Su Ran's eyes widen. In the few tenths of a second when he was absent-minded, Zhou Yaoyang pushed forward domineeringly and gently, quickly sweeping his tongue.

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Zhou Yaoyang was furious: Tell me, who kissed you, who took your first kiss away, who the fuck is it?

Su Ran: It's you...

Zhou Yaoyang touched his head: Good boy