My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

Zhou Yaoyang's tugging attitude wasn't just for Su Ran, he turned a deaf ear to it, and his calm face was neither angry nor happy, as if he didn't hear it. The squad leader Yang Wei made it clear that he had thoughts about this girl, and today's dinner was probably a drunkard's intention He wasn't drinking, but he was always surrounded by Zhou Yaoyang. At this time, he finally found an opportunity, and immediately stood up and said, "I'll clip it for you."

In a blink of an eye, two pieces of shiny braised pork were snatched away from Zhou Yaoyang. Su Ran sat on the side, and instantly felt the air pressure on Zhou Yaoyang's body drop.The girl looked a little disappointed, took a sip, ignored Dawei's expectant eyes, and said to Zhou Yaoyang: "You are really delicious when you are hot."

Everyone is full of black lines...

Su Ran felt that if Zhou Yaoyang's bad temper broke out at this time, although the girls could see his true face clearly, the birthday party might not be able to proceed, so when Zhou Yaoyang was about to explode, he immediately tapped him with the head of his chopsticks Zhou Yaoyang's rice bowl, "Your rice is getting cold, eat it quickly."

The voice was a bit loud, and it successfully pulled Zhou Yaoyang's gaze back.

So Zhou Yaoyang didn't bother with that girl, and said to Su Ran: "This meal is terrible, let's make it again next time."

Su Ran looked at him in bewilderment, every time he cooked for him, it was unpalatable, but every time he ate cleanly, how could Su Ran be so perfunctory, rubbed the egg fried rice in Zhou Yaoyang's bowl spoon, put it in his mouth and tasted it.

Puzzled: "It's delicious~"

Before he could utter his rebuttal, he realized that Zhou Yaoyang was looking at him with distaste, and then he remembered that he put the spoon directly into his bowl just now. Said it was unbearable.

But I don't know why, it's probably because I've gotten to know Zhou Yaoyang very well now, and I know he's a very good person, suddenly Su Ran's evil came out of his guts, thinking you don't like it, aren't you a clean freak?Immediately, he inserted the spoon back into Zhou Yaoyang's bowl with lightning speed, scooped up a few spoonfuls of fried rice with eggs under his astonished gaze, and said, "It's not tasty, give it to me."

When the hand holding the spoon was grabbed by Zhou Yaoyang, Zhou Yaoyang moved the bowl to the other side with an expression of eating a fly.

"Hey, it's obviously delicious, right?"

Zhou Yaoyang didn't bother to talk to him.

At this time, the girl saw the difference again, "I haven't eaten fried rice with eggs for a long time, I really want to eat it."

Su Ran didn't dare to look up at Zhou Yaoyang's expression, Zhou Yaoyang finally said coldly: "Go and buy it yourself." The girl's face turned red and blue.

But girl, egg fried rice and braised pork are his culprits, do you understand the mood of a foodie?

After that, Zhou Yaoyang didn't even touch the bowl of his favorite braised pork, but ate up the egg fried rice that he hated so much.

In the gift-giving session, the squad leader gave a pair of pajamas for couples in a sexy color, and the other gave a black magician model. The girl was really considerate, and all the gifts were the newly launched spring skirt Korean oppa photobook cosmetics such as.

"Thank you, thank you everyone for your gifts, everyone really took the trouble." Shu Yuan smiled and hugged everyone.

Su Ran said: "I don't know if you like my gift or not."

"As long as it's from you...you guys, I like it." Shu Yuan shyly unwrapped the gift wrapping paper that Su Ran handed over, everyone was shocked!The squad leader looked at it for a long time: "This is the newest model of a sports watch that I have been looking for for a long time! Can you advance my birthday and give me a copy too."

Su Ran ignored monitor Yang Wei's trickery, and he was borrowing flowers to thank Buddha, and the real master was that guy Zhou Yaoyang.

Shu Yuan was very shy. Although Zhou Yaoyang seemed to be out of touch, Su Ran was also good. He was one of the four handsome guys in the department, and many young girls had a crush on him.Looking at the boy's expression, he knew that this watch was not cheap. Under the envious eyes of the boys, especially the monitor, he glanced at the indifferent Zhou Yaoyang and then at Su Ran, and felt that he had a good eye. .

But why is this watch made for men?

She looked at Su Ran delicately and said thank you, but her voice was different from just now, Su Ran scratched her head, and said the blessing that Yaoyang taught him next week: "This is a men's watch, I hope you can find your ideal soon. "

Shu Yuan's face froze in an instant, looking at Su Ran's face in disbelief, he hinted so clearly, didn't he understand? !I am a flower!Many people lined up to chase, but with so many people around, she couldn't get angry, so she forced a smile on her face, said "Thank you, thank you" and sat down, drank a drink to cover up her gaffe, Zhou Yaoyang remained expressionless took a look.

The squad leader waved a handkerchief and shouted: "Handsome guy, give me a lady's one, I want to find someone I like too."

Su Ran smiled and said, "Get out."

Afterwards, everyone started drinking again, and Yang Wei, who was as pixiu as he was, volunteered to go downstairs to buy beer. For this, Su Ran felt that he had to drink one more drink. Show everyone.

Zhou Yaoyang has always disliked such occasions, and this time he even drank with everyone here for half the night, and everyone got a little drunk in the end.

Yang Wei was the first to get drunk, but with the same drinking capacity as Su Ran, he boasted that he would calm everyone down at the beginning. Su Ran is handsome and always surrounded by girls. With his carefree personality, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to see a girl's overtures, so he took advantage of the squad leader.

The squad leader is full of high points, and his biggest advantage is his good temper. When he meets anyone, he enthusiastically says that he can call me Dawei. It doesn't look obvious, but it's because his surname is Yang.

As long as you don't make jokes about his name, he is still harmless to humans and animals, he likes to take advantage of his mouth, and his hands and feet are still very honest.

It belongs to the kind that has a heart but no guts.

While chatting, the golden retriever came out of his nest on the balcony. Dawei hugged him enthusiastically and said, "Look, this is Su Ran's bun. It will perform a watermelon splitting with one palm. Let's do a show." Dawei Wei was drunk, and said to himself again, "Oh, there is no watermelon, it's okay, you take my head as a watermelon and perform one."

As he said that, he really lowered his head, and put the golden retriever's paws on top of his head. After all, the golden retriever is not Zhou Yaoyang. I have never seen such symptoms, and I almost panicked. Su Ran held his forehead while pulling him, and the golden retriever took advantage of the situation. Ran.

Everyone in the room was drunk, talking nonsense and dancing wildly, only Zhou Yaoyang was still the same, sitting on the sofa with a tall and straight body motionless, Su Ran sat next to him in a daze, and found that this person was also a little drunk, careless I still can't find it, my eyes are staring straight ahead.

"Look, what are you looking at?"

Su Ran followed his line of sight - what was being stared at by his green eyes was the bathroom next to the TV.

The bathroom and the living room only face one side corner, and it is not easy to notice when the door is closed normally, but unfortunately there are too many people today, Su Ran is sitting in the corner of the living room with the attitude of the master, and Zhou Yaoyang is sitting next to him, so , he happened to be facing the bathroom, because everyone drank alcohol and came and went, the door of the bathroom was open, looking from Zhou Yaoyang's angle, he could just see the corner of the toilet...

Su Ran: "!!!" It's not going to happen again.

Su Ran was afraid of Zhou Yaoyang's occasional convulsions, and fixed her eyes on Zhou Yaoyang. Zhou Yaoyang must not have any hobbies in this area, but he has lived in the body of the golden retriever for so long. Who knows how many golden retrievers he has been contaminated with? habits.

"You must calm down, calm down! Restrain and restrain, this toilet is fixed on the ground, I can't carry it!"

But Zhou Yaoyang just glanced at him like a fool, and didn't move.

In the following time, Su Ran was worried, and the beer turned into cold sweat and ran down the spine. Fortunately, nothing happened.The last climax was the girl who wanted to eat braised pork. She poured wine on Zhou Yaoyang's body with the help of alcohol. When she was pulled up shyly and affectionately, Zhou Yaoyang didn't even move his hands.

Until everyone was gone, Zhou Yaoyang just maintained that strange sitting posture, but this time the object of staring changed from the bathroom to him.

So, is there any similarity between me and the bathroom?

Su Ran was also a little drunk, and his consciousness was a little clear but a little fuzzy. He pulled Zhou Yaoyang's shoulder, and Zhou Yaoyang slowly raised his head, his tall eyebrows narrowed slightly and looked at him suspiciously.

"Let's go to bed." Su Ran reluctantly wanted to carry him on her back, but almost fell on her back, so she had no choice but to shake him.

Zhou Yaoyang didn't speak, Su Ran pushed his arm again: "Drunk? I'll help you."

As he said that, he bent down and wanted to help his waist, but only for a moment, Zhou Yaoyang suddenly pushed him, turned over and pressed him on top of him, Su Ran was suffocated, and then thought, Damn, Why are you so heavy!When his eyes darkened, Zhou Yaoyang's lips pressed down.

Su Ran: "..."

A faint smell of alcohol rushed from the tip of his nose to his forehead, making him even more dizzy.

My drunken mind exploded with a bang, and my mind went blank for the next few seconds.

What's the matter with this feeling of tm, it's like being hit hard with a mallet, and the whole person is stunned.It wasn't until the soft tongue with the taste of wine stuck into his mouth, sucking his dumb tongue, and sucking between his lips and teeth, that he let out another bang, and his brain returned to blood!

"Let go of me! What are you doing!"

However, Zhou Yaoyang didn't answer at all, he was busy with more important things.

Struggling vigorously attracted even tougher shackles, Zhou Yaoyang grasped lightly with his big hands, and pressed his hands firmly on top of his head.

Su Ran felt like a grasshopper being crushed under a rock, twisting and twisting but couldn't shake the person on him, especially his drunken brain, which was already a mess.

These ten minutes are longer than Su Ran's entire life.

At the beginning, he struggled hard and swore to die, and then became angry and inexplicably ashamed. In the end, Su Ran's tongue was numb, and he just lay there like a dead fish, thinking that this drunk guy with great strength would faint quickly, and when he felt the person on his body After relaxing his strength, he finally pushed him away and jumped up. He fled the sofa a few steps away, turned his head and said fiercely: "What the hell are you doing?"

Su Ran's forehead was full of anger. Although his ability to swear was limited and his dignity as a man did not allow him to think like a fountain and speak like a river at this moment, he must not be Zhou Yaoyang's opponent in a fight. explode!

Then, Zhou Yaoyang, the culprit, frowned at him and closed his eyes.

Fell asleep.

The author has something to say:

Su Ran has a question for everyone: So, what is the similarity between me and the bathroom?

Please be smart and leave a message to tell him O(∩_∩)O