My roommate always acts like a baby, what should I do?

Because of Zhou Yaoyang's words, Su Ran felt a little depressed, and many past events slowly surfaced in his mind. He tossed and turned until late at night, and then slowly fell asleep.

Two days later in the evening, the agent came over. He was obviously heartbroken that Su Ran and the others had broken such an expensive electrical appliance. .

However, in the room, except for a boy with a bandage on his forehead, a red nose stuffed with a tampon, a golden retriever listlessly hiding in a corner, and a handsome guy who looks a little cold, everything else looks so harmonious.

So he adjusted the rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, and repeatedly emphasized that he must cherish his property. Seeing the distressed look of the intermediary, Su Ran felt guilty, and promised again and again that he would cherish it even more. Pass a stack to the intermediary.

Seeing that Su Ran was so easy to speak, especially after he had a lot of money in his hand, the agent finally transformed from a serious uncle to a kind uncle: "I'm also doing it for your own good. This house is really cheap. Only A quarter of others."

so cheap?

Su Ran slowly turned his gaze to Zhou Yaoyang, and there were two words written in his wide eyes: haunted house?

The agent kept chattering that the landlord was very mysterious, he had never seen anyone before, and now he couldn't get through the phone, pity him for his old bones, he still has to do this and that.

Zhou Yaoyang picked up the magazine next to him and flipped through it, and leaned on the sofa with his chest folded: "You take the depreciation fee for the TV from it."

The intermediary who still possessed Miss Lin just now quickly raised his head, his eyes glistening: "Is this not good?"

What's wrong with that, uncle, your thoughts are all written on your forehead.

Zhou Yaoyang: "It's okay, this TV has been used for more than half a year, and some depreciation costs are normal, we will talk to the boss."

"Hey, you're not bad, young man," the agent was finally happy, turned his head and said happily to Zhou Yaoyang, "But I think the voice is very familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere."

Zhou Yaoyang flicked through the magazine and stopped talking.

After the intermediary uncle left, Su Ran entered the room thoughtfully, sneaking around in the room, surfing the Internet, looking for things, and then came out with a bunch of things on the table, Zhou Yaoyang glanced at the room. At a glance, they are all old newspapers.

Su Ran sat cross-legged on the sofa next to Zhou Yaoyang and said, "Come on, let's take a look together and look for old news from the past."

Zhou Yaoyang was puzzled: "What news?"

Su Ran said in a serious voice, "I suspect this is... a haunted house." As she spoke, she looked around cautiously. "Don't believe me, I have a basis. You can see that it's so cheap here. Either the landlord is out of his mind, or it's a haunted house. I think the latter is more likely."

Zhou Yaoyang obviously choked up for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "If it's more expensive, can you afford it?"

Throwing away the book in his hand, still unable to get angry, he poked his head hard with his finger, "What are you thinking about, this community is newly built, and the house has only been handed over for half a year! It means that the head of the household bought it not long after you bought it. Moved here, how could it be a haunted house, think about it with your pig brain."

"And it's a haunted house, what are you afraid of, isn't there me?"

Zhou Yaoyang's original intention was to say that he was a taekwondo master and a big man anyway, and he never believed in these things, so he didn't need to be afraid at all, but Su Ran understood that Zhou Yaoyang himself was still an out-of-body patient (?) It looks like that stop should also be able to ward off evil spirits, and there is really no need to be afraid of haunted houses.

So the two talked like a chicken and duck, and reached an agreement, and Su Ran was relieved.

The start date is approaching, and Shu Yuan's birthday is also coming.

The squad leader specially called to ask Su Ran what gift he was preparing, only then did Su Ran remember this headache. The bank card was mortgaged in Zhou Yaoyang's hands, and his mother would pay for living expenses every month, and Zhou Yaoyang would deduct the 2% from it every month. Tens of thousands of TV bills, so to speak, only 200 yuan a month is left for him as pocket expenses.

My mother automatically transfers 1500 yuan every month. After deducting the [-] petty expenses, it will take Su Ran nearly two years to pay off the money! !

Zhou Yaoyang's pork chop skin is really average.Su Ran seriously suspected that this guy was a big landlord in his previous life.

That night, he ran to Zhou Yaoyang's room again, floating around like a ghost, with sad eyes, which disturbed Zhou Yaoyang who was focused on checking emails with his computer.

Su Ran: "Can you lend me some money to buy a small gift. I really have no money. You can deduct it from my pocket money."

Zhou Yaoyang looked at him coldly: "Don't forget, our agreement is that I will pay the rent and you will pay the living expenses. Now you don't even have the living expenses, and you still need to overdraft the 200 pocket money?"

Su Ran: "I'll pay it back... My friend is coming to the party, so I have to do some shopping."

Zhou Yaoyang was like a demon, and said: "You promised someone to come to your house to have a party? You still want to give others a gift? You still want to ask me for money? In the past, there was a person named Li, and now a person named Shu, good, good! "

Gritting his teeth, Zhou Yaoyang moved forward step by step, forcing Su Ran back step by step, until his back was against the cold door, Zhou Yaoyang smiled cruelly, grabbed Su Ran by the collar and threw him out of the door mercilessly.

The door clanged shut.

Su Ran stood outside the door with a dazed face, half-reflecting the fact that he was thrown out.

He is simply inexplicable!What the hell is he talking about?

Su Ran shouted: "You cheapskate! I will pay it back! I will pay it back!"

Didn't he just wronged him a little bit when he bought a gift for his ex-girlfriend, and he used it to hold grudges until now? !

Doesn't he like... strangers?

Su Ran trembled in her heart. It was absolutely possible. Back then, she occasionally invited a few classmates over to watch the football game, and kept her voice down on purpose, so as not to disturb her mysterious roommate. Fortunately, he never showed up.

When he promised the squad leader, he didn't even care about Zhou Yaoyang anymore. When did he subconsciously think that Zhou Yaoyang, who is difficult to deal with and weird, doesn't care about these trivial things at all?

It turned out that he still cared.

At some point, he already thought in his heart that he and Zhou Yaoyang had no distinction between each other.

Zhou Yaoyang was unwilling to borrow money. His parents hadn't responded to the message. This son might have disappeared in the depths of their memories. Su Ran called the monitor, who promised to lend him some money. A lot of red envelopes arrived.

The supposedly mysterious landlord was still ignorant, but his work efficiency was still quite fast. After losing money, a more high-end and larger TV was sent over by the agent with a face full of pain.

Su Ran was shocked by 800 million points in his heart, and he was dumbfounded as he watched the workers carefully install the TV, and even the intermediary beside him had a look of disgust.

They were all thinking at the same time, the landlord must have lost his mind.

The only one who was happy was probably Zhou Yaoyang, after all his only hobby was watching TV.

But soon, Su Ran found out that he was wrong. Zhou Yaoyang, who had recovered himself, was much less interested in watching TV. He only watched football games. Most of the time, the remote control was held in the real golden retriever's claws.

Those short claws, under Zhou Yaoyang's three years of precepts and deeds, they changed channels and became prosperous.

Once when Su Ran came back from the bathroom, one person and one dog watched the social news from the local station with great interest.

Su Ran asked Zhou Yaoyang, "When did your hobby shift from Pleasant Goat to social news? This can be regarded as a great progress in social civilization."

"I've never liked watching TV, but the golden retriever likes to watch it." Zhou Yaoyang said casually, "What do you think is the fun of staying in the body of a golden retriever? Anyway, there is nothing to do, so it's better to satisfy its hobby of watching TV." , otherwise how do you spend so much time?"

So at the beginning it was the golden retriever who watched TV, but Zhou Yaoyang thought it didn't matter so he used his human intelligence to play?This one person and one dog work well together!

No wonder the Golden Retriever ran over when he heard the sound of the TV.

In the news, a report of pedestrians crossing the road in this city and not obeying the traffic rules was being broadcast. A figure stepped over the isolation guardrail in the road behind the screen. He was light and healthy, and he looked like an old hand.

Reporter: "Hello, aunt, do you know that your actions will cause safety hazards?"

The aunt stretched out her hands and straightened her hair with a smile: "Hey, is this on TV? Am I going to be on TV? I heard that real people will look fatter on TV?"

Reporter: "...Yes, we are recording a program, may I ask..."

"Ouch, Niuniu, come on, come on, we're on TV!" The aunt lifted a golden retriever dog from the ground, with a red bowknot and a floral skirt. It was still the original recipe and the original taste. A huge head appeared in the camera at once.

Reporter: "Oh, sorry, we still have to conduct an interview."

"Niu Niu, look at the camera, look at the camera, and say hello to everyone! This is my Niu Niu. She is six years old and has no date yet."

"Auntie, please let me go, we still need to record a video."

"I know, I know, just one minute and one minute... If you want to date, call me, 1XXXXXXXX, and my girl..."

reporter:"……"

Photographer: "..."

The miserable reporters and photographers were obviously experiencing such a thing for the first time. After staying for a while, they finally realized that the camera went dark, and the camera was lifted upside down.

The aunt's voice was like a rainbow as always: "I am an authentic German golden retriever... You don't pay for being on TV... Can you help me out?"

The reporter ran away without looking back.

Su Ran spit out a mouthful of water, it's more than cheating, it's cheating!

Isn't this the loud aunt I met in the community last time? !Zhou Yaoyang obviously had a deep impression on him, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

However, the golden retriever obviously has a good impression of this golden retriever girl.

Seeing the golden retriever, the dog didn't even turn its eyes. There was a fruit plate with grapes on top of its head, and it didn't move. Zhou Yaoyang was disgusted while eating, and put his legs on her back: "Come on, Papa tells you, When looking for a partner, don't look at the appearance, but look at the heart, three points of appearance, seven points of heart."Zhou Yaoyang said earnestly, "There are ninety percent left to look at grooming, plastic surgery, PS..."

Su Ran: "..."

Zhou Yaoyang said: "All of these are unqualified, son, papa will find another peerless dog for you! Don't be as tasteless as your second papa."

Su Ran: "..."

Su Ran thought, enough is enough!

Poor little golden retriever, his body has been taken by Zhou Yaoyang since he was a child, and when he is more than three years old, the only thing he has learned is to sleep, and he will run away quickly when he sees Zhou Yaoyang.Now that you are a bachelor, you still want to give advice to another bachelor? !Simply intolerable.

The author has something to say:

Su Ran: "Borrow some money..."

Zhou Yaoyang: "Please"

Su Ran: "Please please please please" O(∩_∩)O

Zhou Yaoyang: "Hehe...don't borrow it"