[Journey to the West] Untainted is pure

"Sun Wukong," a gentle voice spread in the air, "In your heart, is Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea really that unbearable?"

"Of course, in my opinion, none of the immortals and gods in the sky is good..." Monkey King stopped suddenly when he was about to speak, and looked up to the sky.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva in the sky is still riding on that lotus flower, always looking kind.

"What's good about none of them?" Guanyin Bodhisattva still had that standard smile on his face.

"Hi!" Sun Wukong patted Sasheng on the shoulder, startled Sasheng, and said, "Did you see the little fairy, I told you a long time ago that none of the gods in the sky is lazy disciples!"

ah?After hearing this, Shasheng's hair was full of black lines.This monkey is really fickle.

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled, with a look of "let you go this time" all over his face.

"Shasheng, did you take the pill I gave you last time?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.

"This..." Sasheng glanced at Monkey King hesitantly.

"Eat, eat," Sun Wukong said with a laugh, "Just now she came over, I watched her eat."

"You... ouch!" Shasheng just wanted to expose the monkey's lie, but she didn't want her mouth to be covered.

In a panic, Sasheng saw Wukong's slender fingers and fair skin.

Damn, this hand looks better than mine!

So, Shasheng saw the right moment, and bit down hard on this beautiful hand.

"Ouch!" Wukong cried out in pain, and pushed Shasheng away, "You little girl, are you a dog?"

Shasheng raised her head to look at Guanyin, and the fairy sister was still holding the same smile without moving.

Fairy! ! !

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you." Sun Wukong took the elixir out of his hand and handed it to Shasheng, "You teeth, what kind of curtains are you rolling all day, why don't you compete with Xiaotiangou for a job? "

"Hahahaha, thank you Brother Dasheng!" Shasheng snatched the pill and threw it into his mouth.

Hmph, eat early and finish early, if you keep this thing, you might be tricked by this monkey again.

While thinking this way, Sasheng proudly looked at Monkey King next to him.

Before Sasheng was happy, she suddenly realized that she had fallen from mid-air to the ground.Now when she raises her head again, she can only touch Monkey King's knee!

This... what's going on!

Sha Sheng was just about to speak, but when she opened her mouth, a string of bubbles burst out of her mouth, and she couldn't make a sound at all.

Sun Wukong was laughing beside him, seeing that she still didn't understand what was going on, he conjured up a mirror and placed it in front of her.

This!

In the smooth mirror, it turned out to be a puffer fish!

Shasheng, who was still immersed in her beauty dream just now, seems to be suddenly thrown into the abyss.

Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly pressed down the cloud head, and poured water from the jade purification bottle on Shasheng's body.It took a long time for Shasheng to recover her original body.

Thankfully there are no cameras in this day and age.

If I had a camera, this photo of myself would definitely be taken by this monkey and sent to Tianting Daily, where it would be printed on the headlines! !

She had already thought of the title of the headline: Shocked!This is how the former rolling shutter general turned into this after going down to the realm!The immortals take it as a warning!

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, what's going on!" Thanks to her belief in Guanyin Bodhisattva, it seems that Guanyin Bodhisattva is also unreliable.

"Haha... this..." Guanyin Bodhisattva, who usually kept a fairy smile and sat still, laughed awkwardly at this moment, "Actually, this is a little experiment I did..."

"Little experiment? You hung that idiot on a tree, how... how miserable!" Sun Wukong was still full of righteous indignation, but when he mentioned Bajie, he couldn't help laughing.

"Accidents and accidents are all small accidents." Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled embarrassedly.

"Someone wants to explain to me what's going on..." Sasheng sat on the ground, covering her face with a sad expression.

"Guanyin, can you explain?" Sun Wukong raised his chin at Guanyin.

Seeing Guanyin shaking his head with a look of embarrassment, Bajie stood up humming, "My old pig has the most say in this matter, let me say it."

"This Guanyin, I don't know where I heard about it. This old gentleman is good at alchemy in the Nine Heavens. Looking at the entire Western Heaven, I can't even find a decent pill. I finally found a few. , it was sent to Xitian after the old gentleman finished refining."

"This Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's competitive heart has arisen, hmph, I don't know where to find some messy fairy materials, but I can't retreat. It is said that sooner or later the elixir I made will compare to Laojun. "

"Then...now...it's done?" Shasheng looked at the living Guanyin in front of her, didn't she come out now?

"What the hell!" Bajie scolded fiercely, as if he had some serious hatred for this elixir, "Isn't it now that you have brought disaster to all the people in Xitian, and come to find us who don't know?" Here comes the test drug."

"Bajie, Bajie." Wukong said with a smile, "Did you miss something important?"

"No...no," Ba Jie said with a guilty laugh, and then said, "Oh, those things of mine are disgraceful, so I don't mind talking about them."

"Okay, if you don't tell me, I'll tell you for you," Sun Wukong leaned against the tree in a comfortable position, and said with a smile, "Two days ago, the Bodhisattva sent someone to send the elixir. He saw through and didn’t eat it, but this idiot saw it and wanted to swallow it immediately. As a result, he had hallucinations at night, saying that there was a beautiful woman, and tied himself to a tree hahahaha.”

"Bodhisattvas have many rules, and there are reasons for taking other people's medicines by themselves. Later, she and a few of her elder sisters came together to put down the eight precepts, and said that this is called 'the four saints test the mind of Zen'. The mind of Zen is not good. After trying it out, Bajie's stomach is almost crushed."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha." After hearing this, Sha Sheng also laughed.

Thinking about it now, there seems to be such a passage in Journey to the West, but the specific plot... um... seems to be a bit different from the TV in the book.

After all, it has to be written on the instant noodles that everything is subject to the real thing.

"Cough." Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that the atmosphere at the scene was not right. If he continued like this, his immortal temperament might be destroyed in one fell swoop.So he coughed lightly and calmed down.

I didn't expect Monkey King to talk about it, and said to Sha Sheng: "I was just talking about what good things the Bodhisattva could give you before I left. But when you took out that elixir just now, I Old Sun saw that there was something wrong. I told you not to eat it, but you still insisted on eating it, you fool, do you regret it now?"

Wukong spread his hands, looking very helpless.

"I was wrong, I was wrong." Shasheng, who had just changed back to human form, gave Wukong a set meal of rubbing his legs and shoulders, which was more thoughtful than professional service, "Brother Monkey will see what's going on in the future, please You made it clear that I will definitely do as you said."

"It's good to know." Sun Wukong was enjoying the supreme massage package, and he was so beautiful in his heart, "Isn't it because of the arrangement of the Bodhisattva, it's not easy for me to expose it, we have to save some face for you, Guanyin Bodhisattva, right? "

……Quiet……

"I'm very proud of myself now, really." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's face returned to her unchanging smile, but her eyes were full of murderous intent, "But if you dare to spread the news today."

"Leave it out? So what if it's spread out?" Sun Wukong acted cheaply, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, even the hush money will have to..."

"I'll tell the Tathagata, let him imprison you for another 500 years." Guanyin Bodhisattva has already started to clean up his jade purification bottle, "buttocks facing outward."

"Wrong Bodhisattva, I was wrong." Sun Wukong hurriedly clasped his fist at Guanyin when he heard this, "You are the Guanyin of the South China Sea, and there must be a lot of things to do. I won't delay you any longer, so farewell!"

"Don't be in a hurry, in fact, I came here this time not just to test the medicine for you." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said.

"I have a friend who lives near here. I'll go with you for a rest. It just so happens that my friend has some knowledge in refining medicine. I..." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva whispered the following words, so everyone couldn't hear clearly On the road.

"Hey, then how do we go, this bald head can't fly!" Wukong asked the Guanyin Bodhisattva who was about to float away in the sky with a loud voice.

"His name is called the ancestor of the earth immortal, and he lives not far ahead. You walk slowly first, and I will visit first." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva put down these words and had already traveled far away on the cloud up.

It seems that the Bodhisattva also finds it troublesome to walk. Four people and one horse walk on the road like this, feeling quite depressed.

And Shasheng is still recalling the plot in Journey to the West, the ancestor of the earth immortal... It seems that there is such a person...

But Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you don't say his name, who can imagine who he is!

A normal-looking bald head, a fat pig's head with big ears, a monkey head that looks handsome now, and a horse that likes to read jokes.It seems that I am really going to embark on a road of no return just like in Journey to the West.

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After walking for an unknown amount of time, even Shasheng's throat was about to smoke.Finally, a place that looked like a Taoist temple appeared not far away.

Now it doesn't matter whether it is Buddha or Dao, let's go in and talk about it first!

The four of them ran to the door without stopping.Before Bajie knocked on the door to eat, Shasheng grabbed him first, and gently knocked on the door.

"Every... Fellow Taoists, we came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures. On the way, we were hungry... Hungry and thirsty, and I hope... um... I hope all the Taoist masters will be convenient..."

Finally finished speaking this passage, Shasheng felt that her Chinese class was not in vain, and she was worthy of her Chinese teacher.

The door opened, and a handsome little Taoist boy came out from the crack of the door.

"Tang Seng, right? Master knew you were coming early in the morning, come in quickly."

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