It's too late, it's too soon.

Xie Nanyan suddenly grabbed Yun Zhou's skirt, leaned over his face, and bit Yun Zhou's shoulder.

"Ah! Are you a snake?!" Yun Zhou cried out in pain, wanting to push Xie Nanyan away, "You are really talking!"

She swears, she really, really, really didn't mean to!

This one was impartial, and the palm just hit Xie Nanyan's left chest.

not good!

Yun Zhou felt the warmth in his palm, and quickly retracted it.

Xie Nanyan's eyes were like knives, and he looked at her steadily, making her feel chilly.

"I... I still need to keep my hand for writing and taking the imperial examination..." Yun Zhou retracted his hand into his sleeve, and smiled apologetically, "Sister Nanyan, you also treated me lightly last night, we are even, How are you?"

"Stretch out your hand!" Xie Nanyan said coldly, with a serious expression, as if he was already angry.

Yunzhou twitched for a moment, knowing that there was no way to escape, so he stretched out his right hand tremblingly, "Sister Nanyan...this is the right hand...a very important right hand..."

Xie Nanyan had a cold face, "Do you know how to write the word dead?"

"I know..." Yun Zhou finished his answer in a low voice, and then muttered in a low voice, "You touched mine last night too... I didn't get angry with you..."

Xie Nanyan raised her eyebrows, "You mean this general has no stamina?"

"No, no, I didn't mean that!" Yun Zhou waved his hands in a panic, sweating profusely, "I was wrong, sister Nanyan, please forgive me, please do me a favor, please do me a favor!"

It's strange to say that she was really angry just now and wanted to kill Yun Zhou immediately, but seeing how she looked like a little beggar, she felt inexplicably funny in her heart.

"This general is not a bodhisattva who saves suffering." Xie Nanyan gave her a white look.

Yun Zhou hurriedly shook his head and bowed, "Sister Nanyan is not a Bodhisattva, she is clearly a fairy in the sky, and a fairy will not be angry with an ordinary girl like me..."

"Who said that?" Xie Nanyan really didn't expect Yun Zhou to bring the topic up to fairies.

Yun Zhou smiled and moved closer to Xie Nanyan, pointed to the roof, and said in a low voice: "Fairies are born to overwhelm the country and the city, because they live happily every day. If people are happy every day, the wrinkles on their faces will be fine." There are a few less. A fairy like Sister Nanyan will certainly be able to overwhelm the country for 100 years!" Speaking of excitement, Yun Zhou began to beam with joy, "Which general in this world can have the demeanor of Sister Nanyan?" ?”

The corner of Xie Nanyan's mouth curled up into a smile, there is really no one in this world who doesn't like to hear good things.

"call--"

Yun Zhou suddenly took a deep breath, as if he couldn't breathe.

Xie Nanyan quickly realized what she was doing, and she asked in a puzzled voice, "Haven't you untied the chest wrap yet?"

Yun Zhou blinked, and said in a daze: "Untie it? Can it be untied?"

"..."

Sometimes Xie Nanyan really can't laugh or cry, sometimes this Yunzhou is very smart, sometimes he is stupid as hell.

She gave her light armor just to let her breathe easier without having to wear a chest cloth.

"Sister Nanyan?" After not hearing Xie Nanyan's reply for a long time, Yunzhou wanted to confirm again, "Can it really be solved?"

"Crap!"

Xie Nanyan suddenly grabbed Yun Zhou's skirt with one hand, and pushed her against the wall, but with the other hand, she quickly tore off Yun Zhou's belt.

Yun Zhou was shocked, and quickly pressed Xie Nanyan's hand, "Sister Nanyan, can you... forgive me?"

Xie Nanyan smiled charmingly, "Either I will cut off your right hand, or I will belittle you for half an hour, you choose one."

Yun Zhou's face instantly turned pale.

The female devil... she really is a female devil!It's fine to be fierce, but... still have such a preference!

Just as Yun Zhou was silent and thinking, Xie Nanyan had already ripped off her outer garment.

"Ah!" Yun Zhou subconsciously went to cover his chest, and only then did he realize that he was wearing light armor. Even if Xie Nanyan wanted to strike, he had to tear off her light armor.

Xie Nanyan suppressed a smile and asked, "Did you wear this light armor yourself?"

Yun Zhou nodded, "I really know I was wrong."

"I don't think you know, I have to let you remember it once!" Xie Nanyan said, the corner of his mouth curled up, and his fingers quickly tore open the chain buckle on the side of the light armor.

Could it be that her innocence for the rest of her life will be ruined in the hands of this female devil?

Yun Zhou kept complaining, she really regretted it, she really shouldn't be so presumptuous today, and overestimated Xie Nanyan's "kindness."

"One last struggle."

After Yun Zhou made up his mind, he pressed his right hand tightly on the breastplate, and stretched out his left hand to Xie Nanyan, "I've chosen...you can cut off my left hand..."

"The general doesn't want to cut off your hand right now." Xie Nanyan was very happy at the moment, and the more shy Yun Zhou was, the more fun she found it.

This girl not only put on the light armor backwards, but also doesn't know how to take off the light armor.

Yun Zhou begged bitterly, "Let me go..."

"No...let it go." Xie Nanyan deliberately dragged his voice to answer her, and suddenly pulled the light armor forcefully, Yun Zhou felt empty in his arms, as if he had emptied the last shield, and now only a deep sense of despair remained.

"Woo..." Yun Zhou's eyes turned red and he couldn't help crying.

When she cried, Xie Nanyan's full of pride disappeared without a trace in an instant, but a tinge of shame appeared in her heart.

"This general is also a woman!" Xie Nanyan wanted to explain, "This general will not really do anything to you, I... I was just teasing you..."

How could Yun Zhou be willing to listen to her, the more he thought about it now, the more sad he became, "You have been bullying people... Woo... Obviously you wanted to drink, but I was beaten... You bullied me so many times... Never Never apologized to me...I didn't even treat you as an enemy...You still...you bite people...Look...you bite so hard...I believe you are a femme fatale!" Said, Yun Zhou pulled down the neckline of his underwear, exposing his shoulders.

Although there was no redness where Xie Nanyan bit her just now, the two red teeth marks are still clearly visible.

Heart trembled slightly.

Xie Nanyan asked herself that she hadn't felt this way for a long time, she quietly looked at Yunzhou's teeth marks, and said in a solemn voice, "I won't bite you again."

"Woo... official words... I don't believe it..." Yun Zhou lowered his head aggrievedly, rubbed his eyes, and continued to sob.

Quietly, the corners of Yun Zhou's mouth turned up, and then he pursed his mouth and cried even louder.

Xie Nanyan said with a cold face: "Believe it or not!"

"Woo..." Yun Zhou suddenly squatted down, hugged his knees and buried his head, sobbing softly.

Xie Nanyan frowned, "I wanted to tease you, but it wasn't the kind of molestation you thought. Besides, you and I are both women, how can I really molest you?"

"Then you still...you still take off my clothes!" Yun Zhou buried his head and continued to complain.

"Can't you correct it for you if you wear it backwards?" Xie Nanyan was really upset, "I see that you are wearing this armor suit, I'm afraid you just put it on over your head! And the chain of this armor coat is too big , will you open the clasp?"

She knew it!

"..." Yun Zhou suddenly stopped sobbing, raised his face, and looked at her tearfully, "Really?"

"Stand up." Xie Nanyan gave the order, "The two gentlemen seem to have beaten you lightly today. You don't look like a man. I'm afraid that you will be seen through as soon as you step into the capital!"

Yun Zhou shook his head and said seriously: "No! Mr. Today even praised me later!"

"What are you praising you for? You're so big, and you're still crying?" Xie Nanyan's brows faded, she took the light armor, walked straight to the lower side of the main hall, and sat down.

Just when he was about to re-fasten the buckle, Yun Zhou cleared his throat and said loudly: "Miss, Xiaosheng is being polite." His voice was not as hoarse as usual, but rather clear.

Xie Nanyan raised her eyes slowly, looked at Yunzhou standing by the desk, fastened her belt slowly, and bowed to her with a smile.

Yun Zhou quietly raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Does it look like it?"

I have to say that Yunzhou really learned well today.

It's just that Xie Nanyan didn't want to praise her.

Xie Nanyan lowered his head again, and re-adjusted the buckle, "Come here, I'll teach you how to wear this."

Yun Zhou walked over quickly, took off his outer clothes, raised his arms, and said in a dignified manner: "But listen to Miss's teaching."

Xie Nanyan glared at her again, "Aren't you afraid that I will eat you just now? Now you are taking the initiative." She stood up and came to Yun Zhou with the light armor in her arms.

"Because I believe what you said." Yun Zhou said firmly, "Although you always lie to me, I believe what you just said is the truth."

"If you believe me, you will go to see the King of Hades." Xie Nanyan reminded, then put the light armor on Yunzhou's body, and said while putting it on, "Look, I'll just say it once, there is a hidden button here, you Every time you put it on, you must fasten the hidden buckle, otherwise the light armor will be pulled down..." Suddenly feeling Yun Zhou's burning eyes, Xie Nanyan met Yun Zhou's eyes and warned, "Like you Everyone who looked at me was dead."

"Why do I have to take the imperial examination? Why do those killers have to kill me?" Yunzhou said slowly, but there was no trace of fear on his face, "I have asked myself countless times these days, but now I suddenly don't want to know the answer. "The corners of her lips pursed, she smiled sincerely, but she was not ready to say the rest.

"Huh?" Xie Nanyan didn't understand why the girl said such things suddenly.

Yun Zhou pointed to the location of the hidden button, "There is a hidden button here, I remember it." After speaking, he began to put on his outer clothes.

"Finish your words." Xie Nanyan suddenly pressed her hand that tied the belt.

Yun Zhou imitated her appearance, wrinkled his nose, and said with a smile: "I... I won't say anything even if I die!"

"Toast, don't eat fine wine!" Xie Nanyan just finished speaking, and just about to slap Yun Zhou hard, but Yun Zhou dodged back and avoided her palm.

Xie Nanyan lost his temper, and he was not willing to let Yun Zhou go, "You are looking for death!"

"Sister Nanyan, please forgive me!" Yun Zhou hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Squeak!"

Suddenly, Mua pushed the half-hidden door open, and Mua stepped into the room. No matter how you looked at it, Xie Nanyan and Yun Zhou seemed to be playing around, and this was the first time he saw the general like this.

He was stunned for a moment, feeling that he had come at the wrong time, "General...the last general should retreat first and wait for the general..."

"Muah, you are presumptuous, who will allow you to come in without knocking!" Xie Nanyan tried his best to cover up his gaffe, "Go outside to get the ten army sticks!"

"The last general takes orders." This was a disaster, and Mu'a said bitterly, "The general's flying pigeon has arrived..."

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