Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

At the foot of the mountain, Lao Shou unloaded the cart, and then drove the donkey aside for activities.Then he ordered the men present to carry a little of the bride's "dowry" in their hands.

The two sisters, Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin, complained: "Why don't you let the donkey carry the things up the mountain?"

Lao Chou said that the "mountain god" lives on this mountain, and the livestock are in awe of it, so they generally dare not come over.

Sure enough, after the six black donkeys let go of the cart, they jumped into the grass beside them to graze and drink water, and went on their own.

The silver-rimmed glasses said: "Mr., if someone steals your six donkeys, how will we go back then?"

Old Smelly smiled "hehe", showing his black and yellow teeth, "Don't worry, there are few people in this area except me."

After finishing speaking, he carried his "dowry" on his back, took the bride's hand, and walked up the mountain.

Others had to follow suit.

Time passed quickly in the countryside, and when they reached the halfway up the mountain, the sun was starting to set.The golden light is flowing in the air, and the leaves of the surrounding plants seem to be coated with a layer of honey. The scenery of the whole mountain is really beautiful like an ink painting scroll.

It's a pity that, except for Lao Shou and Yan Yugu, the whole group was exhausted, and they really didn't have the mood to enjoy the beautiful scenery.After finally walking to a wide flat ground halfway up the mountain and unloading their things, everyone was so tired that they didn't even have the strength to lift a finger.

Silver-framed glasses? ⑹Rose appearance, joyous appearance, soil, pockets, acres and hibiscus? Call it ふ落梅⒑欤????????????? Judgment Lu Yi? Jian concave and thin and rich??????????? ∫照怪K涛愀?勤锼込跑装恶失＠少病乱?Hammer????????????????????????????? Ding?

Lin Bi raised his head and looked at Yuan Li beside him.The meaning of Lao Shou's words is obvious, find a "bud", referring to find a young guy to help.The young guys here are him, Yan Yugu and Yuan Li.

However, Yuan Li sat there motionless after hearing this. Although his face was expressionless, his eyes could not hide the disgust. It seemed that he did not want to go.On the other hand, Yan Yugu, who was beside Lin Bi, was about to stand up and go to collect firewood with Old Smelly. As soon as he moved his legs, he was about to stand up and tell Old Smelly to go, but Lin Bi held him down.

"I'll go with Old Brother Smelly." Lin Bi said, "Brother, come and set up a tent."

Lai Sanpi said from the side: "Old Smelly Brother, or I will go too."

Lao Shou waved his hand and said no, he picked up a fat hen from the pile of chickens, ducks and fish that he said was going to be a "dowry", and motioned Lin Bi to follow him.

"Okay, okay. There's a 'ya'er' coming with me, so you can rest."

Yan Yugu was a little worried, frowned, and wanted to say that I should go.

Lin Bi gave him a comforting look, lifted his heels up to Lao Shou.

The Trumpet Mountain is really big, and the trees and shrubs are stacked one after another, making it easy to get lost.Lao Shou slowed down his pace, commanded Lin Bi to pick up dry and flammable wood on the ground, and chatted with him again, "Little brother, I think the friends accompanying you are 'different in appearance and spirit, and must be far away'. After all What is it from?"

Lao Shou was praising Yan Yugu's good fate, so good that it was heaven-defying and abnormal, and he didn't know whether it was to inquire or just asked casually out of curiosity.Lin Bi was not sure, so he laughed and said, "Old Smelly Brother, do you know how to read faces?"

Old Smelly smiled and said: "Don't look at me as a sloppy stable boy now. When I was young, I was a 'golden point'! It's a piece of cake to look good."

"So that's how it is." Lin Bi nodded, "I said, why does Old Smelly Brother know how to use 'cryptic words' so well? It turns out that he was a Mr. 'Golden Point'. In this way, Old Smelly Brother and I are considered colleagues, but I'm not good at skills, I only know the surface."

"Golden Point" means fortune teller.Lin Bi's occupation is actually a half celestial master. He is indeed not very good at reading and reading, but he knows a little bit of superficiality.

The two immediately hated each other, and Lao Shou immediately commented on the faces of several other people. When it came to the silver-rimmed glasses, he shook his head and said, "The eyes are triangular in shape, and the inside is vicious."

It means that this person is calculating, thoughtful and vicious.Lao Shou was reminding Lin Bi in a disguised form to beware of silver-rimmed glasses.

Although Lin Bi didn't know the real purpose of the silver-framed glasses in "Wishing Village", he was not worried about what the silver-framed glasses could do.He curiously asked Lao Shou, why the good Mr. "Golden Point" didn't work as a horseman instead.

Lao Shou said that he leaked too many secrets, so he was punished by God?

He pointed to his left eye: "I'm blind in one eye, I can't save money, I'm sick all over, my daughter-in-law marries one and the other dies, and I don't have a son when I get old. If I continue to do this, I don't think I can live till now. "

It's too awful!Lin Bi felt a little sympathetic, "Hey, old smelly brother, we have walked a long way, and the firewood is enough, where are we going?"

"Go and tell the 'Mountain God' that our wedding procession is coming!" Lao Shou said, waving the bushes in front of him, "Here we are, here we are."

The two got out of the bushes and suddenly realized.The tall and dense jungle trees disappeared, and turned into a flat and bare land composed of pebbles of different sizes. A curtain of water flowing down from the top of the mountain or from that place on the mountain formed a white curtain. The thin waterfall falls straight into the big pit in the flat ground, forming a crystal clear pool of water!

Old Smelly proudly said: "This is where the 'Mountain God' drinks water. How about it? It's beautiful!"

Lin Bi stared straight away, nodded, and sincerely lamented the uncanny craftsmanship of nature.

Lao Shou took the fat hen and approached the waterfall, and told Lin Bu, "Little brother, I'm going to send a message to the 'Mountain God', don't run around here."

Lin Bi nodded again, and Lao Shou stepped on the large pebbles protruding from the pool and walked towards the waterfall.I don't know if this "mountain god" is a fan of Monkey King, but there is a cave hidden behind the waterfall.Behind the milky white and somewhat transparent water curtain, a figure stood vaguely.Lin Bi couldn't tell whether it was a "person" standing behind the waterfall or whether it was in the shape of a rock.

Not long after Lao Shou got into the cave behind the waterfall, a loud cry like a frog came out of the cave.

"Gullu-quack, Gollum-quack".

Lin Bi stood up worried, and called Lao Shou's name to the waterfall.After a while, Lao Shou came out, and the hen in his hand turned into three struggling baby fishes kicking their legs indiscriminately!

Old Smelly smiled and said: "Little brother, look, baby fish! The mountain god rewarded it, it's delicious! Let's clean it up before taking it back!"

Lin Bi's face suddenly changed, baby fish!It's baby fish again!

Old Smelly didn't notice the change in his face, he wasn't even covered in water mist at all, and after coming out of the waterfall dry and dry, he carried the three baby fish, one of them exerted strength, lifted the tail of the fish with a ferocious expression, and lifted the The baby fish hit the ground!

boom! boom! boom!

There were three loud noises, and the three salamanders uttered a sharp and ear-piercing cry of babies, which startled countless birds to flutter!How many blood flowers bloomed on the ground in an instant.After hitting it two or three times, the baby fish stopped crying, and its frog-like legs stopped moving.

Only then did Lao Shou let go, threw the baby fish on the ground, took out a small knife from his waist, and quickly cut a long and narrow cut in the stomachs of the three baby fish. He greeted Lin Bi and said: "Little brother, come here and help me deal with the internal organs of the fish!"

Lin Bi swallowed, suppressing the discomfort and nausea, approached Lao Shou, took one of the baby fish, and hypnotized himself, this is an ordinary fish, this is an ordinary fish...

But when he reached into the belly of the fish and took out the internal organs, his expression changed again.

Large intestine, stomach, liver, heart, lung lobes, kidneys... and even touched bones similar to the structure of the chest cavity!

The internal structure of this baby fish is similar to that of a human!

Lao Shou made two quick strokes, and quickly took care of the two baby fish. The red internal organs were piled up in a pool, and two skeletons were pulled out.Seeing that Lin Bi's face turned pale and his hands didn't move, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Little brother, what are you afraid of? This fish just looks weird, and the inside is different from normal fish. There's nothing to be afraid of. Oh, let me do it, Old Smelly Brother!"

After he finished speaking, he directly grabbed the baby fish, cleaned out the internal organs, pinched the head of the fish, and said to Lin Bi: "Wash your hands, and go to the side to pick some cup leaves and fill it with water. Just those few plant leaves that look like wine glasses!"

Lin Bi came back to his senses, his face turned pale, and he said to Old Smelly dissatisfied: "This fish is too weird. I was frightened when I touched it just now. If you let me take it out now, I will definitely not be afraid!"

Old Smelly sneered and said: "Come on, come on, go pick the cup leaves and fill them with water!"

Lin Bi looked unhappy, muttering something about looking down on people, and walked to the group of plants called "cup leaves" that Old Smelly Finger had.Lin Bu breathed a sigh of relief after carrying Old Smelly on his back. For some reason, he subconsciously felt that Old Smelly was testing him for something.

The cup leaf is very recognizable, it looks like a long wine glass, and its size is probably comparable to a sea bowl.Lin Bi pinched the roots of the cup leaves, picked several leaves and handed them to Lao Shou.

Two baby fishes are filled with a cup leaf, and the rest are filled with water.

On the way back, Lin Bi was holding the wood and the cup leaves containing the baby fish, and Lao Shou was carrying the other two cup leaves. On the way, he picked some wild vegetables and said that he would cook them with the baby fish. I’m sure you’ll want to eat them again after eating them. !

Lin Bixin said, no matter how delicious it is, I won't eat it!

Back at the camp, Yan Yugu had already set up the tent and was chatting with Lai Sanpi and silver-rimmed glasses. Yuan Li sat aside and listened quietly, while the two sisters, Xiaojin and Xiaoyin, were pestering the bride who had lifted the red hijab to talk.

Seeing that Lin Bi and Lao Shou came back safe and sound, Yan Yugu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, went forward to hold the firewood, and asked in a low voice if Lin Bi was okay?

Lin Bi felt sweet in his heart, as if he had eaten candy. The corners of his mouth turned up and he said no. He said that there was a waterfall and a clean pool where Lao Shou took, and he could go there to get some water for washing tonight.

Lao Shou put down the food in his hands, took out a small iron pot from the "dowry" of chicken, duck and cured meat, poured water and fish into it, and said: "You are lucky, these baby fish But the 'Mountain God' rewarded us!"

When Lai Sanpi and the bride heard this, their eyes lit up, and they licked their mouths, looking very happy, and eagerly helped Lao Shou light the fire.

In the beginning, apart from Lin Bi who was unwilling to eat this pot of fish for dinner, the group of four with silver-rimmed glasses didn't want to eat it at first. What kind of germs can be kept on fire for a lifetime, the pot is set up, and no seasoning is added. After cooking like this for a while, an attractive umami smell gradually floats in the air.It makes people's stomachs move.

The group of four with silver-rimmed glasses "betrayed" immediately, muttering that they would not get sick after eating.Looking helplessly at the fish soup, drooling.

Lin Bi was also moved, but he would rather nibble on dry compressed biscuits than take a sip or drink a sip of fish soup.He excused that he and his senior brother were severely allergic to fish and could not eat fish.Successfully turned down the fish soup dinner.Get the regretful eyes of Lai Sanpi and Lao Shou.

Lai Sanpi sucked his saliva and said: "This baby fish can be regarded as a local specialty here. The ones sold in the town are all home-grown. The taste is good, but it is still not as good as the wild ones in the mountains. They are still rewarded by the 'Mountain God' !"

The fish in the pot was boiled until it was overcooked, smelly and conjuring, so he took out a soup spoon and asked the bride to spoon the fish broth into the cup leaves and pass it to the other people for dinner.

Yuan Li got a whole, uncooked "fish leg" in his hot fish. He rarely spoke: "Why is there a frog leg in the soup?"

Lao Shou glanced at him and said, "It's not a frog's leg, it's a baby fish's leg! It's so tender, it's more delicious than a frog's leg!"

The faces of the group of four with silver-rimmed glasses suddenly became strange. They have not been able to pay attention to what this baby fish looks like.When I ate it last night, the vegetables were all chopped, and I couldn't see the shape.When I first heard that this fish had long legs, I couldn't help wondering if it was a mutant fish. There was a problem!

I wanted to put down the fish broth, but I couldn't bear it.The taste of the fish soup is so good, very delicious, the soup sips down the tongue, and the aftertaste is endless!

The silver-rimmed glasses said with some fear: "This fish...couldn't it be a mutant fish? Why does it have legs?"

The old man sneered and said, "Don't worry! This fish is very normal and doesn't mutate! It's a descendant of the mount of the 'Mountain God'! Don't worry about eating it, it won't kill you!"

[The author has something to say: a chapter of almost 4000 words...]