Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

It's two o'clock in the afternoon after sending off Lao Smelly.Lin Bi thought for a while, and after sending a text message to Yan Yugu, he decided to meet Father Lin.

The news that Old Smelly brought was both good and bad for him.The good thing is that Li Leren can finally be caught, but the bad thing is that it must be a fierce battle against Li Leren.

There is an old saying that goes well, you have to tie the bell to untie it.He had already prepared for the worst, the worst would be to sacrifice himself and die with Li Leren.

Calculating carefully, the father and son have not seen each other for half a month.Father Lin was very happy, took out the long-preserved high-grade red wine, and cooked himself, cooked a table of delicious dishes, and took Lin Bi to drink while eating.The father and son seemed to have endless conversations... Most of the questions were asked by Father Lin, and Lin Bi answered.

Father Lin said, "Son, how is business doing recently?"

Lin Bi thought for a while, he seemed to have not opened for a long time, and he was supported by Yan Yugu.He said with a guilty conscience: "...it's okay." A state where one person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

Father Lin said: "Do you still remember Grandma Li? The one who used to hug you when I was young."

"Remember." Lin Bi tried to pull out the image of an old grandmother from the depths of his mind, "What's wrong?"

Lin's father sighed, "She's hugging her great-grandson! In a blink of an eye, you're already this old..."

Lin Bideng had a bad premonition, and as expected, he heard Father Lin say, "I don't know when I can hold my grandson?"

Hold a grandson?Lin Bi looked at Father Lin's drunken red face and blurred eyes, and thought, how can two big men have a baby!I was born or my brother was born? !

"Dad, you drank too much." Lin Bi shook his head, threw out the strange thoughts in his mind, and hurriedly smoked the wine glass tightly held in Father Lin's hand, "Have you forgotten about my engagement?"

Father Lin said blankly: "Remember, isn't it the daughter of Master Yan's family? It's been so long, why haven't you made any progress at all, and you have a second child with someone else..."

Lin Bi: "..."

Have you ever seen a girl who is 1.9 meters taller than you? !

Lin Bu remained silent, only thinking that Father Lin was in a daze from drinking.The anger of being "deceived" by Yan Yugu came out again, he gritted his teeth, grabbed the wine glass and drank a few more glasses.Suddenly, he seemed to understand why Lin's father was willing to agree with him and Yan Yugu to make a baby kiss.No wonder my brother always had long hair in the past...

Lin's father grabbed Lin Bu's hand again, and said earnestly, saying that five hundred times of looking back would be exchanged for passing by in this life.Internet... Ah bah, a thousand miles of love is connected by a thread, cherish this relationship.The girl from the Yan family is so beautiful, I can't even find her with a lantern...

Lin Bixin said, the big guy in women's clothing can't be found even with a lantern.

Lin's father was drunk and had boundless strength. He held Lin Bi down and drank a few more cups, successfully getting Lin Bi drunk as well.When Yan Yugu came to pick him up, Father Lin couldn't even tell his gender.With drunken eyes and tongue wide open, she raised her head and said, "Yan girl, why are you so tall? Are you wearing high heels of a few centimeters?"

Yan Yugu had no choice but to say: "...Uncle Lin, I haven't seen you for a long time."

Father Lin said cheerfully: "Long time no see! The little girl has grown into a big girl! Come pick up Abi? Please, please, please, this child is like a monkey when he is drunk..."

No, the little girl has grown into a man... Yan Yugu smiled and didn't explain too much, but Lin Bi, who was drunk in the room, was in a fuss at the moment, lying on the sofa as limp as mud, yelling He wanted to see Yan Yugu.Now, as soon as Yan Yugu came to the door, Lin's father threw Lin Bi out of the house like a chicken, and waved his hands like chasing flies: "Go, go!"

Yan Yugu hugged him in his arms, and said good night to Father Lin politely.Half-dragged and half-armed Lin Bi to go downstairs, just a few steps away, the drunken Lin Bi suddenly let out a smirk, picked up Yan Yugu's clothes, wrapped his hands and feet tightly around Yan Yugu, and said stupidly: " I'm a koala!"

Yan Yugu: "..."

Lin Bi thought for a while, and felt that it was not enough to lie on the "big tree", so he began to cry out "I got it, I got it".

Yan Yugu said: "You are not a koala, you are a cicada."

There is a saying, don't reason with drunks.Hearing this, Lin Bi quit immediately, and tilted his head to think about how the koala barks for a while, and then made an even weirder "beeping" sound after a while.

Yan Yugu: "..."

The two returned to the courtyard with great difficulty, Lin Bi was also tired from the tossing, and lay motionless on Yan Yugu's body, recharging his energy.When Yan Yugu stripped him of his clothes and took a bath, Lin Bi, who had had enough rest, started acting like a demon again.First, he clutched his clothes tightly, and said in a panic, "What are you doing? Can a man and a woman kiss each other!"

Yan Yugu got a little tempered by his torment, grabbed Lin Bi's hand and pressed it on his chest: "I'm a man."

Lin Bidao: "Huh? A cup?"

Yan Yugu: "..."

Fortunately, at this moment, Lin Bi suddenly regained consciousness, blinked his hazy drunken eyes and said, "Senior brother?"

Yan Yugu breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly stripped his clothes off, coaxing: "It's me. Come and take off the clothes, wash them and go to sleep."

Lin Bi obediently let him take it off, then suddenly asked, "Do you like boys or girls?"

Yan Yugu didn't know why, so he said: "...I like them all."

"So greedy." Lin Bi was put into the wooden barrel by him, soaked in hot water, and his eyes narrowed. "Then let's have two!"

what?Yan Yugu frowned slightly, thinking that he would restrain Lin Bi from drinking in the future, he couldn't...

However, Lin Bi who was in the barrel suddenly stretched out his hand to hook him around the neck and pulled him down. Immediately afterwards, his hot lips covered him instantly, and the breath of alcohol exploded between their lips, igniting a wave of excitement. .Caught off guard, Yan Yugu recovered his senses, and immediately clasped Lin Bi's head with his backhand, deepening the kiss, and the sound of wet water came out...

Cuimei and Dali in the next room covered Tongtong and Minmin's ears expressionlessly.

It seems that tomorrow I will propose to the master to thicken the sound insulation of the room...

The next day, Lin Bi woke up with a sore back and a sore back. His whole body was bruised and purple, and there was no good flesh.The last memory in his chaotic mind was that he was crying and begging for mercy, trying to climb out of bed, but was finally grabbed by his ankle and grabbed back.

Lin Bi: "..."

Beauty misleads people!The body that I had guarded for nearly 24 years just disappeared.Lin Bi let out a wail, and threw himself into the pillows on the bed, which were obviously newly changed sheets.Judging by the intensity of last night, if he was a girl, let alone a second child, he would have no problem giving birth to a football team!

But my brother has such a good figure... The more Lin Bi thought about it, the more impure he became, his mind was full of beautiful lines, full of strength and toned chest and abdominal muscles.When the sweat flows down the chest of the senior brother to the mermaid line...

He lay red-faced on the bed for quite a while, until Minmin entered the room carrying the breakfast.Only then did Lin Bi return to normal, looking at the white porridge dotted with scallions and the bright red eggs, his cheeks twitched.

"what is this?"

Minmin puffed out her small chest and said, "Porridge and red eggs!"

"I know it's white porridge and red eggs!" Lin Bier?hansome?

Minmin looked blank and said, "Mother cooked it. She said Brother Lin is not in good health and needs to make up for it."

Lin Bi: "..."

Lin Bi gritted his teeth, got out of the bed with his hands on his waist, his legs were trembling, as if Lin Daiyu was reincarnated.As he walked, he burst into tears in his heart. He didn't know that his senior brother was not a human being, so he was unavoidably unbalanced. He envied his senior brother for being tall and big.Now that I think about it, I'm pretty good, really talented, after this and that, not only won't get hurt, but I can get out of bed...

He took two mouthfuls of porridge and red eggs, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't told Yan Yugu about Lao Shou's visit yesterday.So Chao Minmin asked, "Where did brother go?"

Minmin was about to open the door and go out to find a ghost car to play with, when she heard the words: "In the morning, a brother surnamed Bai came to the door, brother Yan said a few words to him, and we left together."

Lin Bidao: "Then they go together, where are they going? Do you know?"

"I don't know." Minmin shook her head, thought for a while and said earnestly, and said like a little adult: "That brother is also pretty good-looking, brother Lin Bi, you can be more careful."

Lin Bidao: "You are looking at people with a rotten eye. I really think there are so many gays in the world..."

The two were noisy, and the whole morning passed quietly, until noon, Yan Yugu still hadn't returned.Dali, who was chopping firewood in the backyard, saw that it was inconvenient for Lin Bi to walk while leaning on the wall, so he kindly cut a long wooden stick for him to use as a "crutch" and walked on it.

Lin Bidao: "I really appreciate your whole family..."

He took the crutches and just walked a few steps.There was a knock on the door, and when I opened it, it turned out to be Xiaoyin... Oh no, it was Old Smelly!I don't know what method he used to firmly grasp the control of Xiaoyin's body.As soon as he opened the door and saw Lin Bi, he immediately smiled flatteringly, "Brother Maoer, what I said yesterday was that you and Shi...uh, did Master Yan tell you? How are you thinking about it?"

Lin Bidao: "Didn't I say I'll give you an answer in three days..."

Old Smelly said with a bitter face: "No, no, I can't wait any longer. If I wait any longer, I'm going to lose my mind!"

It turned out that after going back yesterday, the old stinky bounced out of Xiaoyin's body for some reason!Almost frightened, even a lonely ghost has no chance to do it!

Lin Bi's face turned serious, just at this moment, Yan Yugu's figure moved from far to near, and when he saw Lin Bi at the door, his usually indifferent and pretty face was quickly stained with a thin blush.He quickened his pace and walked over, without giving a single look to Old Smelly who was standing at the door. When he approached, he stretched out his long arms and hooked Lin Bu's slender waist, which was still numb. Kneaded.

"Why did you get up?"

Old Smelly was dumbfounded, took a mouthful of dog food by surprise, and couldn't find where his tongue was for a long time.

Lin Bi, on the other hand, showed great affection, and Lai complained in his brother's arms, "Where did you go this morning? You didn't even tell me..."

Yan Yugu said: "There is something urgent to go out, I see you are sound asleep, so I won't call you."

Old Smelly was like a lightning strike, his brain was filled with too much information, and he couldn't turn the corner for a long time.She stammered: "Cat, brother Maoer... Are you doing it?"