Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

The ex-husband had snot and tears on his face, he swallowed in embarrassment, hesitating.

Lin Bi didn't urge him, and ran to the kitchen leisurely, took out a bag of milk from Sister Chen's refrigerator, and found a porcelain bowl, unwrapped it and poured it into the bowl for the kid.As soon as the white-skinned kid smelled the milk, he immediately jumped off his ex-husband's head like a monkey, picked up the porcelain bowl and started to gobble it up.

The ex-husband finally made up his mind and said in a low voice: "I can tell you, but you have to promise me that you cannot tell this matter."

Lin Bi nodded his chin, "Naturally."

"...Her child and I are also nicknamed Heng Heng."

The ex-husband took a deep breath, and slowly said the painful memories buried in his heart: "Our husband and wife were unable to conceive a child in the early years, which caused my mother to pick her nose at Chen Heng for a long time, and even brought me... Ah Chen complained, so I, I went out and found someone else."

Having said this, his ex-husband's pale face was covered with a shadow of embarrassment. He lowered his head and did not look at Lin Bi, and continued: "Ah Chen is ashamed of me. If you turn a blind eye, we will After getting along like this until the age of 35, Ah Chen finally became pregnant. I don’t know if it was a gift from God or a joke, but my lover is also pregnant. After Ah Chen became pregnant, my mother was overjoyed, and her attitude towards her improved. On the date of delivery, she deliberately ate fast at home and prayed to Buddha every day, praying for a boy. As a result, Ah Chen gave birth to a girl, while my lover gave birth to... a son."

"My mother has always favored sons over daughters. In my generation, I am the only one. She regards the succession of the family as more important than anyone else. When she found out that Ah Chen gave birth to a girl, she fell into a rage on the spot. In the ward, after waking up, she hugged me and cried loudly that she had no face to face her ancestors, and cried again that Ah Chen beat me and wanted to cut off the incense in my family... I, I had no choice but to tell her about my lover giving birth to a son."

The secret in Xu Shi's heart was finally confided, the ex-husband's eyes were red, and he spoke more and more smoothly: "My lover and my son took me home together, and I lived with Ah Chen. My mother treats my lover, Ah, now it's me. My wife. I want to please her in every possible way, almost as an ancestor, but she treats Ah Chen with a straight nose and a face. Ah Chen couldn't bear this grievance, and cried and begged me to break off with my lover. She agreed to keep her son, but not to keep the child I actually...have feelings for Ah Chen, I accepted her proposal, but my mother didn't want to. She called Ah Chen the reincarnation of the White Tiger Star, Mr. Kefu... In short, there are things you can imagine, and there are things you can't imagine She uttered all the ugly words. I was caught in a dilemma among them, and I couldn't make a decision. From that day on, Ah Chen changed."

"She, she, she actually abused my daughter! My Hengheng!" The ex-husband burst into tears, "Although she is a girl, she has the blood of me and Ah Chen! How could she bear to treat such a young girl?" By the time I found out that something was wrong between Ah Chen and my daughter, she had accidentally strangled my baby... My, my daughter... I found out later that Ah Chen has been suffering from postpartum depression, Hengheng The crying, Heng Heng's sex, my mother's insults, and the existence of my lover tortured her all the time...I can't continue to live with Chen, we divorced, she...she forgot to pinch her with her own hands The matter of the dead daughter..."

Then he raised a dog and named it "Heng Heng", and entrusted his complex feelings of maternal love and guilt for his dead daughter to that vicious dog.

tragedy.Lin Bi looked at the middle-aged man with slumped shoulders and a hunched figure in front of him expressionlessly.He used his cowardice to cause such a tragedy, destroying Sister Chen into a fierce and vicious mother-in-law, and turning the young daughter who has not had time to experience the world into a ghost.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." The ex-husband kowtowed heavily in the direction of the bowl, "It's dad who's sorry for you, it's dad who's sorry for you, don't be angry with us, okay?"

The white-skinned kid stopped what he was doing, and looked at his biological father expressionlessly.Its fragile and slender neck has a circle of bluish-purple pinch marks.Even though it was strangled to death by its own biological mother, it didn't feel resentful towards its own mother. Instead, it transformed into a ghost and guarded its side.

Lin Ju sighed in his heart, remembering what Kotaro Isaka wrote in his novel: "When I think about being a parent, I don't have to pass the exam, I feel terrible."

"Do you have any other wishes?" Lin Bi lowered his head and asked the white-skinned little ghost, and took out a crumpled yellow talisman from his trouser pocket, with the supernatural curse drawn crookedly on it.

The white-skinned kid shook his head, knowing that he would be sent away today.Reluctantly, he climbed up on Sister Chen's bed with his short legs, wanting to go up and see Sister Chen again.Lin Bi helped it, pinching the nape of its neck like a kitten, and lifted it to Sister Chen's side.Ghostly grinned, he touched Sister Chen's face with his hands reluctantly, then crawled into her abdomen, and curled himself up, as if it had returned to the warm and safe womb of its mother...

Lin Bi touched the top of the little devil's lanugo-haired head, his hands were cold and soft.He was about to recite the supernatural mantra, but the little ghost reached out his hand to stop it. It couldn't speak and could only express its thoughts with body language.The little ghost made a few canine gestures while poking his tongue, Lin Bi understood that it was imitating a vicious dog.Then the little ghost changed his appearance again, pointed to his cheeks, drew two virtual circles, raised his eyebrows, raised his hand high, and made a movement of wiping his neck. After completing this series of movements Finally, it pointed at Sister Chen on the bed again, and said "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"".

Lin Bi guessed, "You mean, it was a woman who killed the dog?"

The kid nodded vigorously, hugged his arm and shook it a few times, expressing fear.Then, not knowing where it learned it from, it put its palms together, made a "please" gesture, pointed at Sister Chen again, and begged Lin Bu to protect Sister Chen.

Lin Bi couldn't help laughing, and patted its head: "Okay, I see."

The little ghost calmed down and fixed Lin Bi's hand on his head. It yearned for the kindness and warmth of others, and greedily wanted to enjoy some more.

Lin Binian said: "The emperor's decree surpasses your lonely soul, all ghosts and ghosts, and all four lives are blessed. Those with heads will surpass, those without heads will rise, kill with guns and knives, jump into the water and hang ropes. Death in the open and dark, injustice and humiliation Death, creditors and enemies, begging for life. Kneel in front of my platform, gossip shines, stand up and come out, and surpass others. Whether you are a man or a woman, you should take care of yourself. Rich and poor, you will recruit yourself. Rescue and save others, and you will be born in a hurry. , order to save the others, to save lives in a hurry..."

"Get out of the sea of ​​suffering and be reincarnated as a human being."

The figure of the little ghost with white skin and thin limbs gradually shattered like phosphorescence, and floated out of the window.Sister Chen woke up as if feeling something, and stared out the window in a daze. A bright moon poked its head out of the dark clouds, casting a bright moonlight.The ex-husband rushed to the bed and asked her how she was doing.

Sister Chen shook her head, put her hands on her belly and stroked it gently, two lines of tears welled up in her eyes, "I, I seem to have seen a little baby..."

Lin Bi took out a piece of talisman paper from his bag and handed it to Sister Chen. His ex-husband thanked her a lot, and immediately transferred 1 yuan after asking Lin Bi's bank card number.Lin Bi accepted it unceremoniously, but he still had some doubts in his heart.

According to the information given by Yingling, it was a woman with flushed cheeks who tortured and killed the vicious dog.

The cheeks are red... Is it a woman with plateau red?Lin Bi bit her finger and thought, no, it's impossible, she must not be an ordinary woman.Sister Chen's vicious dog grew up eating raw meat since he was a child. He has a fierce temperament and a very high IQ. Generally, men are not necessarily its opponents, let alone women?

A flash of light flashed in Lin Fang's mind, two circles of red on his cheeks, it may not be plateau red, but it is very likely...it is a paper piercing!

When it comes to the paper puppet, Lin Fang inevitably thought of someone, and his face darkened. Could it be that paper puppet from the dead iceberg that ran out?

The dead iceberg that Lin Bi was talking about was named Yan Yugu, who was his "fiancée".The facial features are very delicate and beautiful, and the height is probably 1.9 meters.They had been engaged to Lin Bi since they were young. Although the two were engaged, they seemed to have a natural incompatibility. When they met, they pinched each other. If they said they were pinching each other, it was Lin Bi's unilateral pinching.

Because of the unusual relationship between the two, Lin Bi was labeled as "a famous flower has a master" since he was a child.He is a straight man of steel, a pillar of the country, and in his prime.In the eyes of girls, no matter how handsome they are, they are mosquito coils that cannot be bent any more.

Poor Lin Bi, who loves men and women, has lived for 23 years without even touching a girl's hand.Dissatisfied with his desires, he hated Yan Yugu so much that he had no other choice.

He wanted to withdraw from the marriage, but his father refused.If he wanted to beat Yan Yugu, he was afraid that he would be knocked to the ground without even touching a single hair.What's more, Yan Yugu is still his senior brother, fighting with each other, maybe Uncle Yan threw a few ghosts back into the house to scare him that day.

Speaking of which, the two of them can be regarded as "the husband sings and the husband follows". Lin avoided a fortune-telling shop and used fortune-telling and divination for others to ask about their future. Selling wreaths, paper man paper horses, shroud wreaths and other funeral supplies.Lin Bi was doing the funeral for others, and Yan Yugu was in charge of preparing the sacrifices.

It seems so on the surface, but in fact, Yan Yugu's real business is not just buying funeral supplies, but catching ghosts and eliminating disasters for people.Unlike Lin Bi, a three-legged cat celestial master, Yan Yugu is a real celestial master, and there is an endless stream of people looking for him every day.If the ghosts he catches are lonely and wild ghosts, they will be summoned to be interrogated in the underworld. If they are vicious and fierce ghosts, they will be sealed and imprisoned inside, and suppressed for ten or twenty years. Only after they are separated can they be released and reincarnated as human beings.

It sounded like he was trying to influence these evil spirits, but Lin Bi felt that this person was just looking for free bodyguards, and he really regarded his family as a noble family.

Lin Bi seriously suspected that Yan Yugu's family might have lost such a paper figurine.