Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

Yan Yugu touched the top of his head, and the corners gradually retracted into his forehead, bulging into two inconspicuous "yurts".He thought to himself that it shouldn't be exposed.So he took off the coat covering his head, tied the nine necks of the ghost car instead, and put the nine heads together.

The ghost car was rescued by them, and was immediately tied around its neck. It was extremely aggrieved to carry the two of them and flew towards the light.Its bird legs were bitten by the water ghost and infant spirit until it was bloody and bloody, exposing thick bird bones, and the two vicious humans on its back had no sympathy at all, and even threatened it with a dagger made of dragon scales!

Although I am a monster!But I am a good monster who knows how to reciprocate!Ghost Che thought to himself, vibrating eighteen bird wings and making a dissatisfied "rolling" sound.

Counting it, it is not very old to become a spirit, only a hundred years old.He had been living in the mountains and forests for more than ten years, until one day... he was caught out of it by force, and then he was reduced from a monster to a mount.

The water ghost baby spirit in the mortuary ground let out an angry and unwilling wail, and stretched out its thin and pale arms in vain attempts to catch the ghost car that had regained its freedom and flew into the sky.Jin Gu, who was locked in the coffin, slapped the coffin loudly, but couldn't get out.Lin Bi sat on the back of the bird and looked down, worriedly said: "Brother, what should I do with the things below?"

Yan Yugu sat behind him, shielding him from the cold wind whizzing past in the mountains and forests.Wrapping Lin Bi's waist with one hand, and holding the dragon-scale dagger against the back of the ghost car with the other, "After finishing the 'Wishing Village' affairs, let the land take care of it."

Lin Bi let out an "Oh" and looked away. The mountains were endless and emerald, and looked closely like a long dragon lying down.Just to the left of the mortuary, about forty meters away, there is an arched gap, and there is also a broken suspension bridge leading directly to the opposite bank!What a trick!It turns out that the entrance to the 'Wishing Village' is not far away!

"The heavens are lingling, the earth is lingling, please ask the gods to show their spirits. Set up delicacies and wines and burn red candles, paper money and ingots with tribute incense, I exchange my longevity for wealth, I exchange my lifespan for well-being, the sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, The gods and gods are about to appear..."

The weird and treacherous singing continued, but after singing for too long, the voice became hoarse and unpleasant.

When the figure of the ghost car appeared above the bright place, the singing turned into cheers of surprise, "It's Jiufeng! Jiufeng is here! Xianjun is here too!"

Lin Bi looked down and saw that the village under his feet was brightly lit and hung with red lanterns.About three or four women in strange costumes saw the ghost car, and immediately knelt down respectfully and murmured: "The fairy appears! The fairy has appeared!"

And just at the end of the village is a magnificent ancestral hall with white walls and black tiles, and high eaves.In fact, it is not accurate to say that it is a "ancestral hall", it looks more like a "Taoist temple".

Surrounded by three halls, right in the center, there is a huge red totem painted!

The ghost car carried the two of them to the Taoist temple, and there were more than a dozen people in the "ancestral hall" under their feet, three of them were women, and the rest were children wearing strange and gaudy masks, with eager rays of light in their eyes. Shouted: "Nine phoenixes come, and the immortal king will arrive!"

"Welcome Xianjun!"

Lin Bi said with a headache, "Brother, what should we do next?"

In order to find out the living gods in the "Wishing Village", the two of them trekked mountains and rivers for several days, and finally arrived at the "Wishing Village", but unexpectedly found that the village was in name only, and the so-called "living gods" had not been encountered. Instead, he met Jin Gu, an "old acquaintance".Lin Bi actually didn't want to return empty-handed like this, thinking, no matter what, there must be some clue left in this village.

"Old Smelly." Yan Yugu answered irrelevantly, pointing to the center of the totem, who was tied up by five flowers and writhing wildly!

Lai Sanpi and Yuan Li Xiaoyin, who were suspected by Lin Bu of being the "undercover agents of the village", were also tied up and guarded by two masked children with terrified faces.Only the silver-rimmed eyes are missing...

What the hell does this happen?Isn't Lai Sanpi "Wishing the village to be an undercover agent"?

The ghost car flew over the "ancestral hall" and was ordered by Lin Bu to stay there. The women and children in the "ancestral hall" cheered immediately, and one of them, a woman in a strange robe, reported to them in an official tone about the living conditions in "Wishing Village" during this period of time.First, he reported that the living corpses in the corpse farm were "rising gratifyingly"... The study of immortality has taken a big step towards success.Then he said earnestly that they carved a clay sculpture for the "Xianjun", and asked the "Xianjun" to accept it.

Clay? !Lin Bi and Yan Yugu looked at each other.The two of them didn't answer, and the woman just thought they had answered.Clapping hands, the child wearing a fancy mask immediately dragged out a human-sized, well-crafted, and lifelike clay figurine from the side hall on the right!

Lin Bi and Yan Yugu were sitting on the ghost car, when they saw the painted sculpture, they were startled with different expressions.

The clay sculpture was a young man with handsome features, red lips and white teeth.The temperament is excellent, gentle and elegant.

Lin Fang swore that he had never seen this "young man" before, but for some reason, he felt very familiar, and felt as if he had knocked over a bottle of five flavors, and all kinds of feelings came to his heart.The two most obvious emotions stirred in his chest, both joy and pain, and he was at a loss for what to do.And Yan Yugu beside him, with golden eyes, stared at the clay sculpture, his pupils were beating with anger, as hot as magma, wishing to melt the clay sculpture!

"So that's how it is..." Yan Yugu murmured, squeezing each word out from between his teeth, "It turns out that you are the one who messed up... I should have thought of it..."

Lin Bi was immersed in indescribable emotions, and failed to pay attention to the murmurs of the people behind him.

The woman standing in front of the "ancestral hall" is obviously used to the aloofness of the "Xianjun". She had a long conversation, but no one answered, she was not embarrassed, clapped her hands again, and ordered: "The Xianjun has arrived, The sacrifice begins!"

The "believers" below immediately danced a strange dance, chanting words, making a "buzzing" sound similar to the unique "buzzing" sound of insect wings, and the huge totem in the center of the "ancestral hall" seemed to be given life. , the lines flurry.Gradually floated up from the floor, clinging to the old stinky who was tied up with five flowers.Immediately afterwards!Suddenly, Lao Shou's hair was all gray, his cheeks were sunken, and his wrinkles were like cobwebs, spreading and increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye!The skin also slackens, and a little yellow-brown age spots appear!

A faint white air floated out from the old smelly seven orifices, and penetrated into the bodies of all the villagers of "Wishing Village" present!

Lin Bi watched helplessly as the women and children changed from old to young, and their white hair turned black.Only then did he wake up, throwing away his previous suspicions about Lao Shou and Lai Sanpi, grabbed Yan Yugu's arm and said, "Quick, quick, stop them!"

Yan Yugu immediately took out several yellow talismans from his bag and threw them down: "Liujia and Liuding listen to my orders, the golden boys and jade girls lead the heavenly soldiers, why gods are not subdued, why ghosts are not surprised, Qinwu talisman orders to sweep away the goblins, time When it comes time to implement, Nine Heavens Xuannv is in a hurry like a law!"

The yellow talisman during the fall should have spontaneously folded itself into a human shape, or the shape of a weapon.But for some reason, it was fluffy and fluffy, like ordinary yellow paper, sprinkled downwards.Only then did Yan Yugu realize something was wrong, "I can't use spells!"

The vision suddenly changed, and those masked children who had been silent all this time suddenly spoke, "——shooting arrows!"

It was supposed to be an innocent child's voice, but now it sounded old and hoarse, extremely sinister.As soon as the words fell, countless wooden arrows flew out from the dark place, attacking the ghost car hovering in the sky!

"Shoot that strange bird!" The woman who reported the situation in an official tone just now shouted: "Kill him to lift the curse!"

"Wishing Village" actually rebelled!

Whoosh whoosh—

The overwhelming arrows formed a rain of arrows!There was an angry roar from the mouth of the ghost car, and it flapped its wings and sent out a large gust of air, blowing away the rain of arrows.Yan Yugu hurriedly hugged Lin Bi tightly, and then clamped the ghost car's waist with his legs!

Wheels!

The ghost car let out a long howl, passed through the dense rain of arrows, and flew towards the distance.He heard the woman at the foot sneer again: "Do you think we will really let you escape!"

Aurora-like ripples suddenly floated in the air. As soon as the ghost car bumped into those ripples, it was like bumping into an invisible wall of air!Nine-headed bird let out a scream from its beak, and became dizzy, and was turned into a hedgehog by a new round of arrow rain!

Enchantment! The villagers of "Wishing Village" actually set up a Taoist enchantment!

The ghost car's embarrassment was seen, and the children below were overjoyed, dancing and laughing, "It's shot! It's shot!"

And the archers hiding in the dark no longer hide their positions, straighten up, draw their bows and shoot arrows again!The ghost car flapped its wings and flew towards the archer closest to the exposed position!

Whoosh whoosh!Another series of arrow rain hit!Shot the ghost car again!

At this time, the ghost car was staggering, staring at the stars, and I don't know what was painted on those arrows.After being shot, there was a burst of itching, and the whole bird wobbled in mid-air, as if drunk!

"Brother!" Lin Bu hugged Ghost Che's neck, not daring to look up, and said in a muffled voice, "This is not the way to go!"

Yan Yugu also found it tricky, frowned and thought about the countermeasures, and freed his other hand to slash the arrows that flew up for the ghost car.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha! So what about 'living gods'? They're not real gods!" The villagers in the "Wishing Village" who had torn off their welcome skins laughed, and the masked children tore off their masks one after another, revealing old And an evil face! "The old men who are loyal to you have been made into living corpses and buried in the mountains according to the method you said! Hahahahahahahaha! What about God! We will do justice for the sky today and kill you, the evil god!"

"Give us our lives back!"

"Come back! Come back!"

Another wave of arrow rain hit them!Tie the unavoidable ghost car into a hedgehog, whimper, and fall down.At the same time, the old stinky inside the altar had been completely drained of its lifespan, and turned into a wisp of blue-black ghost. After floating out of the body in a daze, it disappeared instantly!

Lin Bi closed his eyes, bit the tip of his tongue, spit out the blood, and suddenly blurted out: "The heavens are blue, the emperor of the earth, please invite the Yin soldiers to the front of the hall! You can't live forever if you catch the soul! Yin soldiers and generals! Hurry up like a law!"

As soon as he finished reading, there was a rush and loud sound of hoofbeats and fighting sounds!

Lin Bi felt weak all over, his eyes darkened, and he passed out!