Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

Lin Bi, Lao Shou, and Yan Yugu were muttering, frowning to calculate the "gate of life", and without paying attention to Steve for a while, they let him approach the first huge door with a horse's head on the left.

When Lao Shou saw it, his expression changed, and he shouted, "Brother Si! Don't be impulsive!"

It's too late!Steve, a big fool, touched the Niutou gate with both hands, shouted loudly, and then used all his brute strength to push the giant gate through a crack!

"What?" Steve pushed the door and turned his head, his face flushed and his arm muscles bulging, "Ah! The door opened! Why is it so dark..."

The faces of the others changed, but before they could react, a strong wind suddenly blew out from the huge door of the horse-headed man that was wide open, and they were swept up, and they entered the door!

"Cough, cough, cough, what does it smell like!"

After everyone was swept in by the evil wind, the Matou Gate slammed shut and closed itself again.Steve was the worst, he was face down, and there was a "dog eating shit".He gnawed his mouth full of the slippery mud on the ground, and the bitter and astringent stench made him retch endlessly.

"Bah, bah, bah! Where is this?"

Behind the horse head gate is an ear room slightly smaller than the main hall just now, the inside is damp and dark, and you can't see your fingers.Steve got up from the ground, and subconsciously reached out to touch the flashlight rolled aside.

On the other side, because Yan Yugu was hugging Lin Bi, with his back facing down, he slapped viciously, sweating profusely from the pain, and couldn't get up for a while.As for Lin Bi in his arms, he was unharmed, but his clothes were stained.The same is true for Nanon and Lao Shou, only Steve, who is loved and loved by no one, fell into a "mud pit", his face turned green into grass.

"Stinky boy!" Old Smelly got up from Nanon's arms, his pretty face was distorted with anger, and looked gloomy when facing the cold white light from the flashlight, like a female ghost in the underworld. "What are you talking about! Do you fucking have a brain connected to your rectum, and you don't think when you do things! Are you going to kill us!?"

Steve picked up the flashlight, looked up, and saw that his left cheekbone was swollen high, with a long tongue hanging like a pug dog, exuding the bitter taste in his mouth.Immediately afterwards, Steve's eyes slid upwards and touched the top of Old Smelly's head. That funny, muddy face became terrified, "Little..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Old Smelly's distorted face due to anger was suddenly covered with a layer of wet black hair. Everyone was startled, and they raised their flashlights to shine on their heads. This photo was truly incredible.The pores all over his body exploded in an instant, and a trace of cold air came out.

Just above their heads, there are many maroon heads hanging!

The iron hook was pulled in along the Tianling cover, hooking his head firmly.It's like hanging a sausage, hanging on the top.Everyone took a closer look and found that the heads of these dead men and women all had their mouths open and a piece of tongue hanging out.Next to their heads are two pointed long ears with a layer of fins growing on them!

Nanon exclaimed in a low voice, "Sea ghost!"

It turned out that what hung above their heads were the heads of sea monkeys!

Steve's blue eyes narrowed, his mouth opened wide, and he was about to let out a scream, but Nanon, who was close, immediately covered him, and Old Smelly kicked Steve hard, lowered his voice, and was furious. reduce.

"What's the name! You did a good job! Now it's all right! We were all brought in by you! I don't know if it's the door of life, the door of death, or something else!"

Both Lin Bi and Yan Yugu's expressions were not very good. After getting up from the solid blue brick and slate floor, they found that Steve had been overturned into a slippery and rotten "mud pit". Covered in a mess, Lao Shou and Nanong sat on the edge of the pit, almost falling into the pit.

Yan Yugu twitched his nose, frowned and said, "It's corpse dirt."

Corpse dirt, as the name suggests, is the dirt formed after the corpse has rotted, mixed with a little swamp mud, and fermented for hundreds of thousands of years!In the pit of corpses that Steve fell into, there were several large, thick, human-shaped plants growing, which looked like radishes and ginseng.

"That's ghost ginseng." Yan Yugu pulled Lin Bi away a little, "That thing is poisonous, don't get too close."

When Old Smelly, who was burning with anger, heard the word "corpse dirt", his eyes suddenly rolled, and bad thoughts came out. He wiped the wet black hair on his face, and leaned in front of Steve whose face was stained with corpse mud, intentionally Explaining to him what corpse dirt is, he successfully disgusted Steve so much that his face changed again, and his stomach was overwhelmed.Old Smelly was still puzzled, and continued: "Ah, look there, why is there still a foot that hasn't rotted yet?!"

Lao Shou casually pointed to the ghost ginseng planted in the mud pit, opened his eyes and spoke nonsense.Poor Steve, his eyes were covered with mud and he couldn't see clearly. Immediately, he let out a scream of "wow", couldn't hold it anymore, pushed away the old smelly, crawled out of the corpse pit, and retched violently.

Perplexed, Old Smelly followed and kicked Steve twice again. No one was hurt, but his own toes hurt.So he snorted angrily, turned his head to look at Lin Bi, and said with a sad face, "Brother Maoer, what should we do now?"

Lin Bizheng was pinching his nose and looking around with the flashlight, "What else can I do? This place looks scary, but it's not a door to death..."

Just as Steve and Nanon breathed a sigh of relief, Yan Yugu interjected, "It's not a birth gate either."

"It's neither the door of death nor the door of life..." Steve knew that he had done something wrong, so he shrank in the corner and dared not speak out. When he encountered a question he didn't understand, Nanon would ask the question. He stared at him. A pair of fish eyes wondered: "Then, this, this place, this place is neutral... Is it safe?"

Lin Bi sighed and said, "It's true that it's neutral, but it doesn't mean it's absolutely safe. There should be a mechanism here... But it's better than entering a dead door."

Everyone fell silent again, and Nanon and Steve stuck their butts to the mud puddle as if they were not afraid of the smell.At this moment, Steve recovered from his nausea, took out the recorder and began to talk about his experience just now.

Really good scars forget the pain!Lao Shouda rolled his eyes, patted his buttocks and got up from the blue brick and stone floor, and explored the surroundings together with Lin Bi.

After Steve finished recording, he took out the water from his backpack and poured it into his mouth to wash away the bitterness, and then started talking to Lin Bi again, "Lin, have you found any mechanism in this tomb?"

"I haven't found it yet." Lin Bi replied, "The organs in the tomb come and go, and there are only those types. Pay more attention, and there shouldn't be a big problem."

There are only a few kinds of tomb organs, and the simplest one is called "quick sand anti-theft".

After the owner of the tomb is buried, the surrounding area of ​​the ancient tomb is filled with fine sand, and after reaching a certain thickness and scale, it is covered with earth boulders for compaction.When a tomb thief digs the tomb, the fine sand will flow into the hole, driving the huge stones on the side, causing a collapse, and reburying the thief and the ancient tomb.

The second is the poison of the corpses. There is a lot of Yin Qi in the tomb, and there are many corpses.It is rumored that in order to protect the corpse from decay, the ancients would swallow a special antiseptic drug before death, so as to facilitate the preservation of the corpse and prevent insects and beasts from eating it.As soon as this kind of antiseptic drug is swallowed, it immediately melts into poisonous water and accumulates in the human stomach.

When the tomb robbers carried the corpse because they peeped at the jade treasures on the body of the tomb owner or in his mouth, the venom immediately surged up from the belly of the corpse and sprayed out.

There is a story recorded in the "Shu Zhai Lao Xue Cong Tan" in the Yuan Dynasty. It is about an old tomb robber who robbed the tomb of Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin at night. With a sound, he sprayed all over his face.Although his life was safe, the venom on his face had seeped into his skin and couldn't be washed away.Later, it was jokingly called "Red Painted Face".

The third common one is the arrow mechanism often mentioned on TV.But in fact, in ancient tombs, no one would use arrows as mechanisms at all, and most of them used boulders or plug-in knife carts.

However, based on Lin Bi's understanding of Li Leren in his memory, this person is suspicious and has a very deep palace.Most of the built-in organs are related to alchemy, or are more complicated organs that are far above the organs such as "quick sand anti-theft" and "corpse poison".

For example, "Hanging Soul Ladder".

"Hanging soul ladder", also known as "Penrose ladder", refers to the four staircases connected at the four corners.But the direction of each staircase is all upwards, supplemented by light and walls, which can trap people in place.

Lin Bi was thinking about it, but Old Smelly on the side had a new discovery, "Cat, Brother Maoer! So, did that person roll his eyes?"

Lao Shou was groping along the tomb wall inch by inch just now, and the head of the sea monkey on the top seemed to be moulting, with strands of wet hair sliding down.Throwing at her desperately, Old Smelly was annoyed, he frowned and looked up, just in time to see that purple head, the white eyeballs turned blood red to the left.

Lin Bi shook his head, indicating that he didn't pay attention, "Are you sure? Could it be that you are blinded?"

The old stinky eyes were still looking straight up at the maroon sea monkey heads, and his expression was tangled, "Okay, it seems to be... drink! You, look! It's moving! It's moving again!"

Old Smelly's finger pointed directly at a maroon half-bald head.The two blood-red eyeballs were slowly moving left and right, making an annoying "creaking" sound.

"Ah!" Steve screamed, took out a pistol from his pocket, and pointed it at the head, "Zombie! It's a zombie!"

"Don't move around!" Lin Bi yelled, took out the glutinous rice in a sealed bag from his bag, and smashed it at the head like a goddess scattered flowers.Immediately afterwards, strange nematodes, which were as long as earthworms but thinner than earthworms, came out from the gaps in the eyeballs of Jiang Zi's head.

It turned out that it wasn't the heads of the sea monkeys that were cheating, but the blood-red nematodes living in the heads of the sea monkeys!

Old Smelly took a long breath, "I thought it was Zongzi cheating on the corpse, but it turned out to be Earth Dragon..."

Lin Bi frowned, not feeling like an earth dragon.Steve was still holding a pistol at the side, his lips were white: "Oh, it's not a zombie! It's an iron nematode! It's not an earthworm! It's an iron nematode!"

"Don't get excited." Sensing that Steve was in a bad mood, Lin Fang rushed to his side, and pressed him gently regardless of Steve's filthy body.Steve calmed down a little, his hand holding the gun slightly lowered, his face still pale and ugly: "We have to get out of here as soon as possible, or we will be entangled by these bugs..."

Lin Bi nodded, and Yan Yugu, who had been silent all this time, suddenly let out a dragon chant full of deterrence.

"Senior brother?!"