Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

The five people rolled and crawled, and when the blood vines were entangled with the two sea monkey fetuses, they took the opportunity to escape from the secret door.In order to prevent future troubles, Lao Shou also tore off the backpack on his shoulders and threw it at the shrine.

The bone shrine, which had been weathered for thousands of years, was smashed by the heavy wet backpack flying over, and it was smashed into pieces immediately.The secret door closed with a bang, and the blood vines didn't seem to be interested in Lin Bi and his party, and didn't even look at them.

The secret door closed with a bang, and the five of them finally relaxed and looked at the murals on both sides.Steve was so excited that he was incoherent, admiring and exclaiming continuously, "Lin, what is the painting about?"

The paintings on the wall are composed of human essence clam shells of different sizes and colors.The bright and eye-catching colors are illuminated by the ever-burning lamps, just like the magnificent and colorful flower windows of foreign churches.

Lao Shou took over the conversation, unsure: "It seems to be a banquet?"

What is drawn in the painting is a banquet!

Lin Bi's hands and feet were cold, and his memory surged up like a tide, thousands of words turned into two blood-red characters in his heart: Fuck!

The painting on the wall is that he was elected into the palace by Li Leren as a "half immortal" in his first life. In order to welcome him, Empress Wu specially held a grand banquet scene!The extravagant banquet was covered with red gauze curtains, and under the main hall, hundreds of civil and military officials gathered together.And Empress Wu sat high on the dragon chair, staring at His Highness.

Lin Bi of the first life and Li Leren walked into the banquet hall holding hands.But fortunately, everyone on the wall has no facial features, and it is impossible to tell who is who.Lin Bi's heart tensed and then relaxed, his thoughts turned back and forth, and when he recovered, he couldn't help cursing himself for being careless.My own life is completely different from the first life, so why worry about Steve and others knowing?

Steve wondered, "Oh, it's so beautiful. But why... do these dancing girls fly?"

He pointed to the wall surrounded by instrumental music, arms holding ribbons, flying in mid-air dancing bearded girls.Their figures are agile, with a layer of light powder floating on their snow-white faces.Without any tools, they flew into the air, playing music and singing.The civil servants and generals on both sides of the hall, the maids and eunuchs, and the empress Wu sitting on the dragon chair in the center of the stage have different postures, but the shock and admiration of everyone can be judged from the postures.

"It's just a banquet..." Lin Bi took a deep breath and said, "It's about the story of Empress Wu hosting a Taoist alchemist."

From memory, Lin Bi briefly explained the content of the banquet. The alchemist created an illusion through alchemy, so that the court officials mistakenly said that the bearded women who accompanied the party really flew into the air.The crowd continued to walk down, singing and dancing, the scene of the banquet changed, and the mural jumped to another story.A young figure in a gray and white Taoist robe stood tall on an altar, with his arms wide open, facing the sky as if he was begging for something.The people in the audience were all in a crowd, kneeling respectfully and submitting to the ground, trusting the alchemist on the stage wholeheartedly.

Before Lin Bi could speak, Lao Shou took a deep breath, pointed at the mural with trembling fingers, and said, "This, this, this is the story of the 'living fairy'?!"

is my story!Lin Bi said in his heart, all kinds of feelings came to his heart, but his expression didn't reveal a single bit. He continued to explain to Steve: "This is a scene of praying and offering sacrifices. The people wish for a good harvest and ample food and clothing. And This alchemist is fulfilling the wishes of the people..."

Just as Lin Bi said, the next wall painting became a scene immersed in the joy of the harvest, with every household slaughtering pigs and cattle to celebrate the harvest.

"It's so simple. It's not like people nowadays, they have so many tricks." Old Smelly curled his lips, and suddenly said with emotion, "When I was young, I didn't watch TV. Who didn't pull the quilt early in the morning to go to bed, otherwise you think why later? Do you want to plant more trees?"

After she finished speaking, she scratched the side of her face, sighed, and continued: "I used to be so innocent, my wish was to watch shadow puppetry every day, and it changed when I got older... Later, I was also obsessed with ghosts, and "living gods" Get involved..."

Steve and Nanon were looking at the clamshell paintings on the wall carefully, and they were startled by Lao Shou's sudden confession, and looked at her strangely.Nan Nong's fish eyes were dull, and he stammered: "...Little, little smelly, you, how old are you?"

Lao Shou was immersed in his own sad thoughts, without noticing or thinking for a while, he blurted out: "Me? Seven..."

Yan Yugu twisted Lao Shou, the pain made him awake, Lao Shou's face twisted, and he changed his words abruptly: "I am 17 years old."

Steve frowned, wanting to ask something else.Yan Yugu suddenly said: "It's the end."

The attention of other people was immediately attracted, and the wall painting at the end of the aisle was coming to an end. Connecting to the mural of joy of harvest was a cruel wall painting of extreme cruelty and a sea of ​​blood!

Lin Bi choked for breath, Yan Yugu grasped his hand calmly, interlocking his fingers tightly.

Groups of ghosts like thick ink floated out screaming from the bones, and the sky was covered with dark clouds.The gray-white alchemist was waving his whisk, and his taoist robe was blown up by the wind. In front of the gray-white taoist robed alchemist, there stood a handsome man with a tall body and a long sword in his hand, facing him!

It's Li Leren!

Steve shouted excitedly: "Oh! A big battle! It's about to start! Is that alchemist a bad guy?!"

Lin Bi couldn't answer, but held Yan Yugu's hand tightly in silence.When no one took care of Steve for a while, he didn't get angry, and he chatted non-stop.The five continued to move forward, the wall was painted with drums thumping, the wind sounded, and the bloody and exciting battlefield jumped onto the wall.The alchemist in a gray Taoist robe cast a curse with cinnabar, and drew a huge and weird totem under the bones.

Both Lin Bi and Lao Shou were suffocating, because that totem was so familiar to them!Steve stared intently at the bloody and magnificent scene on the wall, and couldn't help muttering: "My God, it would be great if I could take this away..."

Old Smelly rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said, "It's just a wall painting made of broken clam shells, and it's not a valuable thing. What's the point of taking it home?"

Steve wiped the puff from his mouth, shook his head and said, "Artwork doesn't care about value!"

While arguing, the two continued to walk along the wall painting. After walking about twenty steps, the wall painting changed again. The alchemist in the gray robe was disembowelled, with his hands behind his back.Blood spilled all over the floor.The man standing tall and standing upright against the alchemist in the gray-white Taoist robe held a hot iron in his hand, and was about to burn the inner thigh of the alchemist who died tragically on the ground!The people watching from below danced and beat gongs and drums in a look of celebration.

There are several black regular script fonts listed on the painting, telling the story of Zhou Wu, an alchemist who called himself "Xian Dao", used sweet words and tricks to win the trust of Empress Wu, and then began to bring disaster to the country and the people, killing people for longevity .It caused the wrath of heaven, and sent down ominous omens such as severe drought and epidemic chaos to punish the people.At this moment, a little-known civic official stepped forward and fought wits and courage with that evil way. After a full three days and three nights, the winner was finally decided!

The evil way was killed, and the civil servants also found a jade slip on him.It records in detail the evil magic that the evil way has concentrated on for many years!

The civil servant didn't want to keep this thing in the world, so after killing the evil way, he smashed the jade slip into pieces with a crisp "click" in front of the people!

Shit!Lin Bi's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, and his teeth were chattering.Long before the two fell out, Li Leren had already learned all kinds of alchemy techniques that he had painstakingly created!Breaking the jade slip was just to worry about others peeping at the jade slip and causing chaos.It's better to smash it to pieces, make a good appearance, win the praise of others, and avoid future troubles by the way.

How shameless!Lin Bu felt sore and bitter in his heart, chilled and angry at the same time. Li Leren, who was originally an "accomplice", transformed in the painting and became a great benevolent person who slays evil spirits and saves all sentient beings!

How ridiculous!

Lin Bi clenched Yan Yugu's hand tightly, grievance and anger burning in his blood.Meanwhile, the attention of Steve and the others on the side were all attracted by the exquisite story on the wall, full of myths and strange colors. Except for Yan Yugu, no one noticed his strange appearance for a while.

When everyone walked out of the corridor, Yan Yugu took Lin Bi into his arms distressedly, and kissed his eartips lightly.

"It's okay." Lin Bilian took a few deep breaths, throwing away the negative emotions, "Who hasn't loved a few scumbags!"

Yan Yugu: "..."

Lin Bi showed his white teeth, "I'll find Li Leren later, and I'll figure it out!"

At the end of the clam shell gallery is another hall.In the temple stands a long black pillar that is as thick as an elephant's leg, but much taller than an elephant's leg.The pillar was riddled with holes, and purple-gray vines came out of the pillar.It hangs on the ground with its head bowed and its tail clamped.There are many bottles and jars around.

Lin Bi recognized those bottles and jars, they were the special props used by Lian Ji, Jin Gu and others to store other people's longevity!

Nanon looked at the long pillar standing upright in the center with a look of shock, and suddenly knelt down and kowtowed, muttering something.Lao Shou was taken aback by him, thinking something was wrong, he stretched out his hand to pull Nanon up, Nanon shook his head like a rattle, "This is, it's Sea God, Sea God's leg!"

Lao Shou came back to his senses, remembering that Chao Wen once said that the body of Wuming Island is actually a gigantic empty turtle shell. !I thought it was a myth, but when I saw the crumpled pillar not far from the front, which was as thick as an elephant's leg, I couldn't help but change my expression, I understood, this is not a pillar at all!It's the legs of a giant tortoise!

Old Smelly couldn't help but click his tongue, and began to calculate their odds of winning against the "Living Immortal".

Lin Bi quickly scanned the surrounding area with a flashlight, but there was nothing, but there were four strange and sinister giant doors on the left and right sides.There are reliefs on the facade of the Eight Paths Monster Gate. The one on the left is engraved with fierce and burly generals holding a dauntless sword, while the one on the right is engraved with a delicate body and a soft waist, playing and singing pipa and other instruments.

The relief craftsmanship on the Eight Gates is really unique, but the facial features of the generals and bearded women on the Eight Gates on both sides are all very human, but all animals!

"Qian is a horse, Kun is an ox, Zhen is a dragon, Xun is a chicken, Kan is a hog, Li is a pheasant, Gen is a dog, and Dui is a sheep." Seeing this, Yan Yugu shrunk his pupils and took Lin Bi into his arms Dai, his face darkened, "It's the Gate of Life and Death! Don't move around!"

Hearing this, everyone froze, and Steve just raised his legs to move forward, looking around, when Yan Yugu gave him a drink, half of his feet hung in the air, it was ridiculous.

Steve withdrew his feet, confused and confused: "The gate of life and death? What is the gate of life and death? What are you doing? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word of what you said?"

"Just don't understand!" Old Smelly said triumphantly, puffing his nose and looking arrogant, "The Gate of Life and Death in the Eight Diagrams! That's the wisdom left by our ancestors! You can't understand it even if you tell it..."

Although the old man said so, he still briefly introduced the basic knowledge of the Eight Diagrams Life and Death Gate to Steve.She pointed to the eight gates with two rows of human and animal faces, and said: "The Qiankun Zhenxun Kanli Gendui is the eight palaces, and the eight palaces correspond to the eight gates. Huo Sheng hurts and Du Jing dies. Generally speaking, open, Hugh and birth are auspicious, death, shock, and injury are bad, and Du and Jing are neutral. But it is not absolute."

Steve was still confused, "Why not absolutely?"

"Because these doors can move." Old Smelly smiled at him, cracking two rows of clean white teeth, "A small pass in three days, a big change in 24 days. Don't look at the engraved on the door...well, animals! But the back of the door The hidden meaning is not necessarily..."

Lin Bi nodded, and then added: "Although there are eight gates and eight phases, they are divided into good and bad. But in fact, there is only one gate of life and one gate of death. It needs to be deduced according to the situation."

Steve's heart was itchy, as if ten thousand ants were gnawing on him. His memory was very good. After listening to Lao Shou's words, he immediately matched the eight gates to the gossip that Yan Yugu said, and walked to the left without hesitation. In front of the giant gate of the big man, he said: "Is this the door to open? Horse means 'dry', 'dry' means 'xiu', and 'xiu' corresponds to 'shengmen'. This is right!"