Fake Celestial Master Lives as a Half Immortal

Jin Gu ran away, and the matter came to an end.Lin Bu was worried that the organization behind Jin Gu would find him again to avenge Jin Gu, so he packed up a few changes of clothes, and moved into Yan Yugu's house on purpose under the pretext of strengthening his relationship with his senior brother.

On the day he just moved in, he happened to bump into the unoccupied Xiaobai Villa next door about 500 meters away, which happened to have a new owner. I heard that the new owner was a woman, but Lin Bi didn't see her, and was standing at the door to watch the excitement. Well, Yan Yugu grabbed the collar by the collar, like a little chick, and was taken back to the study to practice drawing symbols.

Lin Bi had been painting for a while, and couldn't sit still anymore. There seemed to be needles growing under his buttocks, and he moved left and right. He couldn't help but said, "How could anyone want to move to such a remote place!"

Yan Yugu, who was drawing a talisman, froze for a moment, and glanced at him lightly, with obvious meaning, "Am I not human?"

Lin Bi knew that he had slipped his words, immediately touched his nose, lowered his head and continued to fight against the talisman.

But what Lin Bi said is correct. Since Yan Yugu built the courtyard house here three years ago, he has never seen any residents in this area, and the small white house next door seems to have been vacant for a year or two. .

"Concentrate." Yan Yugu had just been quarreled by Lin Bi, and had broken a piece of talisman. After redrawing a new one, he looked up at Lin Bi, and caught him still on a errand. Knock on Lin Bi's desk.

Lin Bi regained his senses and gave Yan Yugu a resentful look, and continued to draw symbols aggrieved.After painting for a while, he started acting like a demon again, complaining of shoulder pain and sore hands.

There are two words clearly written in the eyes: lazy.

Yan Yugu had a headache from his quarrel, and he drew several wrong talismans.I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore.So he went out of the study with a blank expression on his face, and Lin Bi was secretly delighted. Not long after, he saw Yan Yugu walking in with a little paper boy in his arms.

When Lin Bi saw the little paper boy, his face was contorted.

"Master, brother..."

Yan Yugu ignored him, and after carrying the paper boy into the study, he reached out and took off the sealed yellow talisman on the paper boy's back.Another pat on the paper boy's Tianling cover, the little paper boy who was originally lifeless, moved after a while, rolled his black and white eyes, and greeted Yan Yugu and Lin Bi with a dull and indifferent voice.

"Tongtong, supervise him to draw talismans." Yan Yugu touched Zhitong's head, and pointed to Lin Bi with a distorted face.

Tongtong immediately agreed, and took out a ruler that was seven inches long and six minutes thick from the cabinet in the study.Sitting behind Lin Bi with a blank expression, he supervised his drawing of symbols.

Lin Bi: "..."

"Concentrate on it." Tongtong said quietly behind him, the ruler in his hand knocked on the back of the chair, making a crisp crackling sound.Hearing that Lin Bi's spine felt chills, and he felt cold, he quickly straightened his waist, looked at his eyes and mind, and began to concentrate on drawing talismans.

To say that the person Lin Bi fears the most, apart from the homeroom teacher who often appears at the back door patrolling the hall without anyone noticing, the second most feared person is Tongtong.

Unlike Minmin, who is lively and evasive like a rabbit, Tongtong's personality is calm and quiet like a tortoise.Of course, the tortoise here is not meant to be a curse, but to describe Tongtong's character as being too stable or even old-fashioned.

He absolutely obeys Yan Yugu's orders and strives to do his best.Lin Bi was once supervised by him to draw talismans, which was horrible. Not only was he forced to draw for a whole day, his hands were sore, what's worse, Tongtong would use a ruler to whip people, and if he was found lazy, he would be beaten beat.

Moreover, Tongtong didn't know how to strike, so he was very cruel.It was finally over, and Tong Tong beat Lin Bu's hands into "pig's trotters".It is red and swollen, and it can be steamed with just a little sauce.

With Tongtong in charge, and the previous lessons of blood and tears, Lin Bi could only sit upright and draw the talisman obediently, and the effect was very good.By the time he draws for lunch, the usability rate of the talismans he drew is as high as 50.00%!

Yan Yugu was very satisfied with this, and ordered a piece of tribute incense for Tongtong as a reward.

Lin Bi painted all morning, sweating profusely, and his arm muscles were sore.It was difficult to lift, so I had to pitifully let Yan Yugu take him into the bathroom to take a bath.The scalding hot water and the comfortable pressure on his arm quickly drove away his fatigue.

Lin Bi enjoyed it for a while, and sincerely suggested: "Brother, if you don't catch ghosts for a day, maybe you can consider going to the bathhouse to apply for a scrub master... Hiss, it hurts..."

Yan Yugu faced the ruthless face suddenly with increased force, pinching Lin Bi's eyes with physiological tears, and his body felt both cool and painful, and he sat in the wooden barrel and hummed.

"Don't go."

"If you don't go, then don't go, why are you pinching me so hard?" Lin Bi's arms were blue from being pinched.He was born white, and his body is prone to scars, even if he is pinched lightly, it will leave a mark, but now Yan Yugu suddenly tightened his pinch, and his whole arm was suddenly bruised and purple, which is really scary.

"Ah...hiss...there...the pain...lightly...brother lightly..."

After the pain in his body, he felt sour and numb. Lin Bi yelled a few times with his mouth full of tears. Yan Yugu's expression suddenly became weird. Lin Bi didn't seem to notice it, and screamed harder. The bathroom It was full of his ecstasy and groaning. He heard Yan Yugu's forehead throbbing with veins. After pinching him a few more times, he withdrew his hand, took the towel on the side, and asked Lin to get out of the bucket and wipe it casually. After wiping the water stains on his body, he put on a moon-white loose gown and trousers.

Lin Bi was served like a useless person, and he couldn't help sighing, "Brother, you are so virtuous, if you are a senior sister..."

We both have a second child... Before he could say this, he felt a murderous aura coming towards him, so he turned his mouth abruptly, "It is estimated that the door of Uncle Yan's house will be broken down by the matchmaker."

Yan Yugu said lightly: "So what? I'm already engaged."

As the "fiancé", Lin Fang blushed inexplicably, struggled for a while, and couldn't help but ask the doubt that had been buried in his heart for a long time: "Senior brother, do you like...men?"

Yan Yugu frowned, and didn't answer right away, Lin Bi didn't dare to look at his face, lowered his head and denied his own statement, hesitatingly said what had been buried in his heart for a long time.

"Brother, I'm afraid...you don't even know what liking is..." Lin Bi hesitated, "Just tied to me like this...you, you, you... don't you think it's a pity..."

"Why don't we break off the engagement and maintain the relationship between the brothers..." Before Lin Bi could say the last sentence, Yan Yugu covered his mouth with his hand.

"I know what liking is." Yan Yugu's hand covering Lin Bi's lips moved to his chin, gently lifting his face.A faint smile appeared on Yan Yugu's beautiful face, and his whole body seemed to melt like ice and snow.

"It's not a pity."

With a "boom", Lin Bu's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his heart thumped uncontrollably.Suddenly an emoji appeared in his mind, his heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help saying: "Enough! Please stop exuding charm! You are a charming guy!"

Yan Yugu: "...?"

Lin Bi pushed Yan Yugu's hand away in a panic, and fled in a hurry. His ears and face were still flushed when he ate.He didn't even dare to look at Yan Yugu.He shook the rice with his weak hands, not even daring to pick up the vegetables, he wanted to bury it in the bowl.

Yan Yugu's attitude was the same as before, taking care of Lin Bi as usual, putting vegetables in his bowl, peeling shrimp shells and fish bones for him.

Sure enough, I've been single for too long, and even seeing a man thinks he has good features... Although the senior brother is not just as simple as having good features!Lin Bi pawed at the food, thinking wildly, but what couldn't be ignored was that when Yan Yugu said the phrase "not a pity" with a smile, a throbbing flashed in his heart that couldn't be ignored.

Alas, why isn't senior brother senior sister!Lin Bi bit the spoon, looked at the bowl full of fish and shrimp, and paralyzed himself.I like women I like women...

Today, as always, the divorce failed.

But Lin Bi has always been big-hearted, and after taking a nap, he returned to his original carefree look.His face was not red, his heart was not beating wildly, and he faced Yan Yugu as usual.

Because of hand soreness, Lin Bi did not draw symbols in the afternoon, but changed to other items and endorsed.Yan Yugu deliberately found an ancient book that used needles and threads to pierce nails, and asked Lin Bu to recite all kinds of alchemy spells in Taoism.The crooked and earthworm-like characters on the book made Lin Bi feel dizzy and in great pain.

"Edict Yangyang, the sun rises in the east, I bestow a magic talisman, sweep away the ominous,..."

Lin Bi absent-mindedly carried the book on his back, thinking about how to be lazy, and Tong Tong behind him vigilantly held the ruler and coughed twice as a warning.With big black and white eyes, he looked at Lin Bi without blinking, his gaze was cold and focused, sending chills down his spine.

With Tongtong in charge, Lin Bi made rapid progress. Before the afternoon passed, he had memorized the contents of the entire ancient book.The ruler in Tongtong's hand was useless, so he put the ruler back into the cabinet with regret on his face, and returned to Yan Yugu.

Naturally, Lin Bi also saw Tongtong's regretful expression, and roared in his heart: "Are you shaking M?! Hmm? How much do you want to hit me?!"

After completing his homework, Lin Bi ran out of the courtyard with a whoosh like a free bird.He turned east and west, and came to the little white villa next door.

This villa has always given him a very bad feeling, and even after it has been renovated, that feeling still lingers.Yan Yugu also said that "things" are being suppressed in this villa, and told him not to get too close to this villa.When asked what it was, Yan Yugu didn't know what it was, and said that it was locked by restrictions, but as long as the "thing" didn't come out to do evil, he wouldn't mind his own business.

But now this villa has changed hands... the things inside seem to be...

Lin Bi walked around to the back of the villa, and suddenly saw a strange woman in a mask, secretly burning something in the backyard.Lin Bi's expression changed, and he shouted, "Hey! What are you doing?"

When the woman heard the sound, she froze, picked up the remaining things, turned and ran away.Lin Bi caught up and put out the scorched black thing, feeling a little strange.

I saw a little yellow hidden in the ashes...