Cannon Fodder Scum Gong's Whitewashing Manual

This topic is not suitable for discussion at this time, so Chu Yan deliberately did not answer.Instead, he turned his gaze to the little friend Chu Hui next to him and asked, "How old is Zai Zai this year?"

The human form is about three years old, but white tigers are different from humans after all, so there may be differences.

Hearing that his father had changed his name, the little girl Chu Hui was a little dizzy from the two words of intimacy. She tilted her round head and thought about it, and said seriously: "If the baby is one year old, the baby is already old. There are 120 five years old."

Fu Yuchuan clenched his hand into a fist against his lips and coughed, indicating that he was too straightforward.

Chu Yan didn't take it seriously, picked up the little friend Chu Hui, and asked, "So the cub is a little white tiger, not a kitten?"

The little girl Chu Hui nodded her round head heavily, and looked at Chu Yan with two round eyes. She did not know where to hold a small red fluffy ball, and her eyes were full of anticipation: "Dad, come with Zai Zai!" Let's play ball."

Chu Yan asked Fu Yuchuan next to him with his eyes, how do you play this ball?Do you want to play for him by yourself?But this ball is soft and fluffy, how can I play it?

Fu Yuchuan smiled helplessly at Chu Yan, stood up and looked at his son with a face full of hatred.

The little boy Chu Hui groaned and flashed his leaky teeth at Fu Yuchuan, and he did not have the slightest deterrent effect in the demonstration of the beast.

Taking the little ball from Chu Hui's hand, Fu Yuchuan threw it casually, and the fluffy little ball rolled to the corner of the living room.

The little girl Chu Hui froze for a moment, and whispered dissatisfiedly: "I brought it here specially to let Dad play with me."

But even so, it wasn't Chu Yan who threw the ball.The little girl Chu Hui still couldn't resist the temptation of the little red pompom, and obediently picked up the ball with her short human-shaped legs and buttocks pouted.

Chu Yan understood, isn't this the cat's favorite game of picking up balls?

Fu Yuchuan stood aside with a complicated expression. He had clearly passed the infancy of the white tiger beast, but his son was still very keen on this kind of game that only young white tigers would like.

Chu Hui quickly picked up the ball, held the ball in his arms with two fleshy arms like lotus root joints, ran back towards Chu Yan bumpily, lifted the ball in his arms, and looked at it expectantly again. Chu Yan's light brown eyes looked dewy.

Facing the expectant eyes of his new son, Chu Yan took the ball from his hand like Fu Yuchuan and threw it out like Fu Yuchuan.

Chu Hui's face turned red with excitement, and his eyes lit up instantly. He transformed from a human figure back into a white chubby tiger. He quickly raised his two front paws and threw himself at the red tiger in the air. In the past, it was so agile that people couldn't see what happened at all. When Chu Yan reacted, the chubby white tiger fell back to the floor in an instant without making a sound. It was still biting the red tiger. small pompoms.

"Grumble rumble."

Chu Yan felt that his reaction was exactly the same as the cat Chu Si raised before, so there should be no big difference between a tiger and a cat.

After playing with his son for a few more rounds, he said to Fu Yuchuan next to him, "Let Chu Hui be with me first. I wonder if Mr. Fu has any objections?"

Before Fu Yuchuan could answer, the kid Chu Hui nodded his head, and said in the form of a white tiger, "Okay, okay!"

Naturally, Fu Yuchuan would not refuse to agree to his request, but he also understood what he meant: "Okay, then I'll go back first, and I'll pick him up in a few days."

Then he turned his head and reminded Chu Hui once again with his spiritual sense: "Don't just speak in your original form, and keep your claws away for me. If you hurt someone... especially your father, you will be killed in the next year. You don’t even need to go out. Don’t make trouble for Dad here. Don’t think that you can avoid studying when you are here. Recite five English words and practice two pages of Chinese copybooks every day. I will send the book to you when I go back. .”

The little girl Chu Hui was still immersed in the joy of finding her father, lying in Chu Yan's arms with her soft belly spread out, she agreed happily.

"Gulu Guru Guru Guru Guru." The little fat tiger twisted his body in Chu Yan's arms, raised his two front paws and waved at Fu Yuchuan as farewell.

Fu Yuchuan was still a little worried, but not worried about his son. Baihu was fully capable of protecting himself in this world, and ordinary weapons could not hurt him. He was just worried that his son would not be able to control his own strength when playing with Chu Yan.

"Call me if you need anything."

Fu Yuchuan glanced at Chu Yan and the son in his arms, seeing the two getting along very well, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

Although being cute is shameful, it has to be said to be very useful. There is almost no human being in this world who doesn't like Chu Hui's white tiger form.

Although the chubby one does not have the demeanor and air of a divine beast, it is also easier to get close to.

Although Chu Si was also very curious about the relationship between the two of them, but the sound insulation in the room was so good that she couldn't hear anything, not to mention that if her brother didn't want her to know about some things, she wouldn't want to spy on them secretly. not good.

Before she finished finishing the two-page math exercise book in the room, she heard a knock on the door.

When she opened the door, she saw a little friend standing at her door. He was short and thick, and he was wearing a yellow duck one-piece sweater. He was white, tender and round, and looked like a little angel. A pair of white little wings.

It's so cute, it's so cute!My God, where did this peerless cutie come from!My goodness!Just let her die!

"Little aunt, I invite you to eat beef jerky." The child's voice was sweet and soft, holding a piece of beef jerky tightly in his fleshy little hands, looking up at himself, awakening the young Chu Si's mother's love to a flood , I completely lost my mind to the point where I forgot to ask where this little friend came from, and how could he appear in her house.

Chu Yan walked into the kitchen to see if there was anything for the children to eat, but found that there was nothing in it except a few eggs and a bag of pure wheat toast. He took out his mobile phone and prepared Baidu, and after thinking about it, he clicked on WeChat still approved Fu Yuchuan's WeChat.

Ask directly:

What does Zai Zai usually eat?What can't you eat?

Quick reply:

He can eat anything, his digestive system is very good, he will hardly get sick, you can feed it with confidence.

Even though he said so, Chu Yan still made a relatively healthy lunch for the children. Although it didn't taste very good, the little one was very happy to eat it.

Chu Yan summed it up in her heart: not picky eaters, easy to feed.

After eating halfway, Chu Si suddenly looked at the big and small sitting opposite her, and finally turned her head: "Brother, where did this kid come from?"

Chu Yan stopped, and Xiao Zai Zai also stopped, and the frequency of the two was almost the same.

Chu Yan thought for a while, and then slowly said: "Sisi, it might scare you if you say it, but actually... this is my son... but I just found out just now, very suddenly, and I was thinking about how to tell him you."

After all, Chu Si is still young, so I don't know if he can accept it.

Chu Hui was kind and kind, and nodded his head heavily: "Little aunt."

When he said this, Chu Si became confused in an instant. Looking at the looks of the two of them, they were carved out of the same mold. No one would believe it if they said it had nothing to do with each other!

But her first reaction was, it's over, not to mention her brother Yingnian's puppy love, the child is so old!

If the little sisters in her wechat knew about it, they would probably come along the network cable and strangle him to death.

She really believed in what her brother said, and she didn't know until her brother said it, so it was very likely that the child was born secretly by the other party without telling her brother. Borrow the child to tie her brother tightly.

This scheming and forbearance is really a ruthless person who can accomplish great things!

Despite thinking so, Chu Si was still quite worried about her brother: "Brother, what did you plan, what did the child's mother tell you, and why did you send the child here suddenly at this time?"

Chu Yan smiled, raised his hand and rubbed his son's head: "You don't have to worry about this matter, I will take care of it."

On the third day, Chu Yan's private studio directly contacted the media to hold a press conference, admitting that he had an illegitimate child who was over three years old, but in order to protect the child, he did not disclose the information. I hope everyone will understand.

As for the child's mother, she was a former lover. After the breakup, the two had no contact with each other. He only knew about the existence of this child within half a month, so it was not intentional to conceal or deceive.

As soon as the news came out, it was Chu Yan's fans who collapsed immediately. As the only epoch-making top player in China, Chu Yan's existence almost broke all common sense in the entertainment industry.

At this stage, he doesn't need any exposure or artificial publicity at all. His strong fan base and national popularity make his new works have countless investors and fans paying for them as soon as they come out.

Whenever a little news about him is enough to set off a bloodbath in the entertainment circle, let alone such a big thing as having a three-year-old illegitimate child.

So when this press conference was held, the entire entertainment circle went crazy. All the front page headlines, video sites and hot searches for bibs were filled with this firm news, and everyone tried their best to seize the opportunity. eyeballs.

- I'm crazy I'm crazy, sisters!Don't stop me, I'm on the fifth floor now, I really want to jump straight down!How can my Chu God be possessed by those vulgar mortals? What woman, she dares!How dare she!Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!I fucked her!

——Chu God said he didn't know, he really didn't know!God Chu was definitely tricked!Which woman, this is a **** conspiracy, this must be a conspiracy!God Chu, you have to recognize the true face of that woman. She just wants to tie you up with a child and eat your body. You must be cold and sober at all times!You are still pure in our hearts, you don’t need to be sad and blame yourself, YS loves you forever!

——Sure enough, the painting style of Chushen here is different from other streams. I have to sigh that Yanshu jj is really awesome. By the way, I will ask how many sisters are queuing up to be the stepmother of Little Mole. I will report here first. name.

――Although, we are not worthy.

——Not worthy of +1, sisters don’t even think about it, who can occupy Mount Fuji alone with love, I want to know who that woman is now, and see if it is a green tea and white lotus that is independent of the world!

Of course, not all fans could understand, and some were skeptical of Chu Yan's words.

——Did he really not know if he said he didn’t know?If you know that the child is too old to hide, you will simply admit it. I haven't seen you so silly, sweet and sensible in other traffic.

But as soon as such remarks came out, they were quickly buried by a bunch of replies.

——Do you think if it is God Chu, he needs to hide it?Is he the same as those traffic?Would you not listen to God Chu's songs or watch God Chu movies because he has a child?Talented people never need to use personal feelings and so-called single person as a selling point, I hope you know.

——That’s right, the fact that God Chu has a lot of traffic does not mean that he really relies on fans and traffic for a living, please don’t confuse this.If you take a closer look at Chu Shen's achievements over the years, you might not say such absurd things that seem objective and rational.

The shooting scene of the holiday beach advertisement.

Li also took back his mobile phone. At present, the general development is still under their control. He finally breathed a long sigh of relief. God knows that when Chu Yan called him three days ago to tell him about this matter, he was almost scared out of his wits. Oh, illegitimate child, what kind of concept is this? The press conference can be directly turned into a resignation announcement meeting without other celebrities.

But he couldn't help but wonder, was that kid really Chu Yan's child that day?Who the hell is that kid? He's really capable.

At this moment, he turned his head and happened to see a kid wearing a furry yellow tiger T-shirt on his upper body, happily holding a glass of juice coming towards him, and he didn't know who put on the sunscreen sunglasses on his face Yes, almost covering half of the face.

Such a cute baby, Li Ye is a King Kong old man whose heart has melted. He thought that he should be on vacation nearby. He was just about to walk over to remind them that they are shooting here. By the way, he teased him and saw him behind him. Followed by a man wearing the same yellow T-shirt.

There is also a Q version of the little tiger on the chest, big sunglasses on the bridge of the nose, sharp and handsome facial features under the neat short hair, and a healthy and clean wheat color, which should be slightly shiny in the sun.Just a glance at the past, that figure and appearance, in Li Ye's opinion, is definitely a handsome guy who is unique in thousands of miles.

Before he walked over to remind him, he saw the kid running towards the beach with his juice in his arms, and the man behind him continued to follow him at a leisurely pace, without any worry at all.

"father!"

Chu Yan had just finished filming the swimming in the sea. The director had cooperated with him many times, and the two of them had a good understanding, so the process was very smooth. Almost all the shots were shot at once, and the shooting went so smoothly.

As soon as he landed, he heard his son's voice. He stroked his wet hair casually, took the towel and casually put it on his shoulder to wipe his hair. He didn't pay attention to the surprised eyes of the assistant next to him, and smiled at Chu Little friend Hui beckoned and said, "Zai Zai!"

The little girl Chu Hui rushed over, hugged Chu Yan's thigh, held up the juice in her hand, and asked, looking up at half of her face covered by sunglasses, "Dad, are you done with your work?"

Chu Yan squatted down and took a sip of the juice with his hands. It was hard for him to drink the juice all the way here, but he didn't drink it at all. He asked with a smile, "It's over, what do you want to eat for lunch?"

The little girl Chu Hui hugged Chu Yan's neck, and she knew how to act like a baby better than when they first met.

The little Chu Hui seemed to be prepared, and said without hesitation, "Eat fish and crabs."

Chu Yan nodded, aware of the shady shadow falling above her, narrowed her eyes slightly and raised her head to see Fu Yuchuan, who was wearing a parent-child outfit with Zai Zai, standing in front of them with a parasol.

The patterns on his chest are two Q-version crouching cubs and a Q-version big-headed villain wearing a small suit. Although the pattern is very comic-like, the villain's hair and facial features are all obvious, and Chu Yan can almost see it at a glance. It was me who came out, and this style of painting was a little familiar to Chu Yan, but I couldn't remember it for a while.

But that's not the point, he was stunned, and the kid Chu Hui who was in his arms had disappeared, and then he heard an exclamation from the side: "Who's kid is playing with water, adults watch it, hurry up!" Come up!"

Fu Yuchuan first said to Chu Yan in a low voice: "It's okay."

Instead, he used his spiritual sense to say to the little Chu Hui who was having fun playing in the water: "Come up quickly, Dad and I are leaving."

Chu Yan saw his son running back wet, holding a sea fish that seemed to weigh five or six catties in his hand, and there were two crabs on the legs of his shorts comically.

"Zai Zai, did you catch this?" Chu Yan pulled off the two crabs on his trousers, feeling a little complicated.

Chu Hui nodded his head vigorously: "That's right, Dad will give you this one, and I can catch more."

Chu Yan quickly pressed him down: "Enough is enough, Dad will take you to change clothes first."

After handing over the big fish to the assistant, and regardless of whether the assistant next to him could accept it all, Chu Yan carried the child back to the rest area directly.

As for the question of where did Chu Yan see the familiar Q-version figure, he soon learned the answer from his sister Chu Si.

Because his younger sister, Chu Si, also got one. Chu Si was unpacking the express delivery that day. When he saw it, he couldn't help but ask, "Sisi, who gave you this dress?"

Seeing the workmanship of the real thing, Chu Si finally couldn't help but sigh that his brother's fans are really rich, not only often ask well-known people in the circle to draw Q version of his brother's figure, but also spend a lot of money to hire famous designers to design such In addition to T-shirts, there are also pillow posters and stickers around. The most important thing is that these people's drawings are not profitable or sold at all, which is completely for the benefit of fans.

She just liked it after watching it at the time, and left a message under that rich fan without much hope, but the other party sent her a private message that night without saying a word, and generously gave her a whole set.

He is really wealthy, rich and self-willed, and he really loves his brother deeply!

In her impression, this fan is definitely a top-notch Bai Fumei who is crazy about star chasing, fanatical and willful!

"It's your fan, the id is [it's a white tiger, not a white cat], and he has a lot of fans. He's also the president of your global fan support club. He is the most active every time you fight against gangsters, always fighting on the front line Well, you have been an old fan since your debut, brother, you have no impression?"

Chu Yan really didn't pay much attention to it, but after hearing what Chu Si said, and with the id of this girl, it's hard for him not to guess.

But, would Fu Yuchuan really be so naive?

He couldn't help but flipped through the scarf, and sure enough, he saw the scarf that Chu Si said was given to him in the lottery. The head portrait was a round white tiger, which was very similar to Chu Hui's original form but a little different.

Chu Yan clicked on the homepage of this id, and found that in the past two years, there was nothing but reposting his event Weibo and launching a lottery. There are indeed many fans, more than many second-tier stars.

Chu Yanxin said, did Fu Yuchuan recognize him three years ago?

But at that time it was indeed when he came back from the world mission, but in fact these were not important to Chu Yan, so he only thought about it for a while and didn't care much.

Since Fu Yuchuan likes it like this, he doesn't need to expose it, and everything will just go with the flow, but after thinking about it, he couldn't help reposting Fu Yuchuan's Weibo about the lottery.

with comment

#Maybe I have this luck?What if you win?Very cute little tiger. #

Almost the second he sent it, countless comments rushed to pop up, and many fans also tweeted [Is it a white tiger or not a white cat], running around to tell each other.

——Sister, you have been flopped by God Chu!Come on, you want to be popular, get ready to debut 23333.

In just 2 minutes, Chu Yan's weibo was popularly searched together with the tags brought by fans.

Sitting in the office, Fu Yuchuan paused after seeing the news, restraining his inner excitement, his slender fingers paused on the screen for a while, and replied.

――Of course, it's my pleasure, I'm glad you like it.

Reply quickly.

—— The sister is so crazy, is it so serious?

——Did the sister scratch the wall, did the sister laugh until the neighbor knocked on the door, we can't imagine the happiness of a rich woman, lemon!

Fu Yuchuan smiled slightly, feeling hot in his heart, with an indescribable emotion.

It's hidden, I can't help but want to show off, but I still have to look serious, the most important thing is that the other party must have seen what I mean, but still acquiesced.

Fu Yuchuan turned his head and looked at the one he had prepared a long time ago, the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up, planning to send it to him tonight.

The mood is so good that even the weather has become extremely sunny.

——The end of the episode

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