Little Mr. Storyteller

Then talk about the new storyteller in Bafang Tea House, this gentleman is also strange, he can't see each other during the day, and only comes out to tell books at night, but the number of tea drinkers who listen to books is only increasing.

When Boss Liao heard this, he sent the dim sum chef in his back kitchen to Bafang Tea House to listen to the book.The dim sum chef who dared to go to him was also an honest person who was not good at speaking. When he came back, his face was blushing, he hesitated but couldn't explain why, and the angry boss Liao wanted to kick him out of the gate.

Now there is no other way, Boss Liao had no choice but to ask Xiao Zhi to listen to it secretly.

In this way, Xiao Zhi took advantage of a certain dark night to go out from home, and came to the outside of Bafang Teahouse in a secret way along the way.He found an inconspicuous place and took a look inside the teahouse. It really was three floors inside and three floors outside. It would not be an exaggeration to say that it was overcrowded.

Xiao Zhi looked around the teahouse again, and happened to find that there was an empty alley behind the teahouse.Entering this dark alley, Xiao Zhi looked up and saw a half-open window, but this window was much taller than him.

Xiao Zhi searched left and right again, and managed to find three broken baskets with rotten vegetable leaves.Arranged the three broken baskets one on top of the other, lifted the hem of the clothes and stepped on them.

As soon as he stood still, Xiao Zhi heard a person in the window say: "The grandson met the second girl of the Li family who was going to offer incense outside the Baiyun nunnery during the day, the two of them looked like no one else, they exchanged glances, and secretly settled down. We came to meet in the boudoir in the middle of the night when there was no one around. After finally staying up until night, Mr. Sun couldn't hold back anymore, climbed over the wall, and went straight to Miss Li's boudoir."

Xiao Zhi frowned when he heard this, he put his feet up and peeked through the crack of the window secretly, and saw that the thirty or fifty tea guests were all staring at the person behind the desk with their eyes wide open.Seeing that the man was wearing a gorgeous pink dress, with a snow-white face that seemed to be rubbed out with powder, Xiao Zhi thought to himself, is this a storyteller, or a big play?

The man went on to say: "Sun Gongzi came to the door of the room, stretched out his hand and pushed it lightly, and the door opened a thin crack. Sun Gongzi slipped in along the door, and suddenly felt a burst of strange fragrance. I heard a delicate voice behind the gauze saying, "Brother Sun can teach the little servants to wait.""

Speaking of this, the gentleman still pointed at the orchid and imitated the characters in the book softly, Xiao Zhi felt a chill all over his body when he saw it.

He also heard the gentleman say: "Mr. Sun heard this call, so he quickly took off his coat and threw himself into Miss Li's fragrant boudoir. With three or two movements, Miss Li was so tender and breathless."

Hearing this, Xiao Zhi felt ashamed for a while, forgetting that he was still leaning on the window frame, he loosened his strength and fell to the ground with a "plop".When it fell, one leg knocked down two broken baskets, rotten vegetable leaves and egg shells scattered all over Xiao Zhi.This time the fall was so hard that Xiao Zhi felt that the ass didn't even belong to him.

Because there was quite a lot of movement here, and someone inside was looking for a sound to investigate, Xiao Zhi didn't care about other things, he quickly got up, covered with rotten vegetable leaves, and ran home with a limp on one leg.

When he came back home, Xiao Zhi washed himself thoroughly from inside to outside again.But this night, he lay on the bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep. He always felt that as soon as he closed his eyes, a man with colorful flowers and willows and green clothes appeared in front of him.And that man still had a thin voice, the young master and slaves kept shouting.

It's no wonder that Xiao Zhi is like this. He never met such a storyteller when he was a child.

Early in the morning of the second day, after Xiao Zhi had settled down, Aunt Xiao came to Sihai Tea House, and once she talked to Boss Liao in a few words, Boss Liao knew what was going on.

Then Boss Liao looked at Xiao Zhi's pale face, his eyes were black and blue, and he knew that he had heard the pornographic book last night and made a fuss.So he didn't say any more, and sent Xiao Zhi to tell a story first.

After a few more days like this, the business of Sihai Tea House became more and more bleak.It turned out that it wasn't just the Bafang teahouse that talked about it, but some other small teahouses also followed suit, and they all changed to being idle during the day and busy at night.Those who knew it were storytellers, those who didn't know thought it was a teahouse that had been changed into a nursery.

Boss Liao had no choice but to discuss with Xiao Zhi again, saying that the teahouse that used to be one of the best is now almost out of business.He intends to imitate other teahouses and find a gentleman who can speak evening books.But he knew in his heart that this person was easy to find, but if he wanted to talk more than Xiao Zhi, it would be a bit whimsical, so he urged Xiao Zhi to talk about it a few times at night.

Xiao Zhi felt embarrassed when he heard it, if he said that Xiao Zhi couldn't speak?That's not necessarily the case.

Others don't know Xiao Zhi's ability, but Boss Liao knows it best.Give him a notebook, and he can make up a complete set of stories by flipping through it casually.What's more, the stories that come out of his mouth are fascinating, and it's a joy to listen to.

Boss Liao knew that his family had a sick mother, and it was costly to take medicine, especially when life was quite tight recently.Then the final decision was made and the promise was that if the monthly payment could be tripled, if it was well said, it would not be a problem to double it if more people listened to it.

Xiao Zhi's heart was moved by what he said now. He thought of his old mother who was sick in bed at home, so he gritted his teeth and agreed.But I only promised to talk about those gaudy books every three nights, and the books I talked about during the day remained the same.

When Boss Liao heard what he was willing to say, he was so beautiful that he agreed again and again, so happy that his big teeth almost fell to the ground.Immediately, he rewarded Xiao Zhi with two pieces of silver, and stuffed two books into Xiao Zhi's arms.

Isn't it "Little Lady in Spring" and "A Perverted Monk Came from the South" under Xiao Zhi's pillow.

Just like this, another month passed, and when everyone heard that the book was talked about in the Four Seas Teahouse at night, they all ran back intermittently to praise Xiao Zhi.

In the first few days when Xiao Zhi talked about this erotic book, he still felt that he couldn't let go of it. Later, when the number of times increased, he often thought about doubling the monthly money, so he boldly talked about it.

If you want to say that Xiao Zhi has great ability, even if this gaudy book comes out of someone's mouth, it can be said to be a masterpiece in the market, which is better than those storytellers who are deliberately vulgar. how many times.

That's really Xiao Zhi's mouth, and he knows if there is one.

That night, the Four Seas Tea House was still full of guests.

Then I heard Xiao Zhi say: "That Li Erjiu is so cowardly, he walked all the way to the backyard of Miss Ma's house in the dark. Considering that Miss Ma's parents are still at home, he didn't dare to shout loudly, just pouted. The one who said 'cuckoo, cuckoo' started to sing like a bird, but he didn't think about it, who still had cuckoo calls in the backyard in the middle of the night. Didn't this tell people clearly that there was a difference here? Sure enough, it didn't take long After a while, there was a sound of kicking footsteps coming from the door, and Li Er was already dazed standing there, and when the door opened, he jumped on it without waiting to see who was coming. In the future, the person hugged her arms full, and said, "Good sister, I want to miss my brother." Before I could move any more, I felt that the person in my arms broke free, and then jumped up and threw him away. Big mouth. Immediately, Li Er turned around twice on the spot, staring at him, and when he looked carefully at the person who came, he was so frightened that he froze..."

After Xiao Zhi finished talking about tonight's book, he tidied it up, and said hello to Boss Liao, and then he left the teahouse and walked home.

He was galloping all the way, but he always felt that someone was following him behind him, but when he looked back suddenly, it was pitch black behind him, and it was difficult to even find a ghost.Xiao Zhi wondered in his heart, maybe he was paranoid, so he ignored it.

Just like that, he walked outside an elm forest, and suddenly heard the footsteps behind him getting closer and closer, Xiao Zhi was startled, and immediately dodged to hide behind an elm tree, only a moment later, he saw a figure flashing outside the forest.

The visitor looked left and right, as if he was looking for something, and suddenly saw him looking in the direction where Xiao Zhi was hiding, and heard a secretly delighted voice saying: "Mr. Xiao, what are you doing behind the tree?" Teach my brother how to find it."

The person who came was none other than the Young Master He who had teased Xiao Zhi.

This Young Master He was not annoyed if he couldn't hear Xiao Zhi's answer, he chuckled and walked slowly towards the back of the tree where Xiao Zhi was hiding.

When Xiao Zhi heard that it was Young Master He, he felt bored for a while.

"Master He didn't go home to sleep in the middle of the night, why did he come to this forest?" Xiao Zhi said as he came out from behind the big tree.

While walking, Young Master He hehe said: "How can you feel comfortable when you go home to sleep and listen to Mr. Xiao's storytelling at night?"

Xiao Zhi heard that he was going to talk in a wrong way again, and interrupted: "I want to listen to the book and rush to the next time, I will not accompany you!" After finishing speaking, he immediately turned around and left.

When Young Master He saw this, he thought to himself how could I let you run away.Seeing him approaching Xiao Zhi with a few steps, he raised his arm to block Xiao Zhi's way, and said: "Mr. Brother, let me enter your door!"

Xiao Zhi heard what he said so wildly, immediately lowered his face and said: "Good dogs don't get in the way, get out of the way!" As he spoke, he pushed one of his arms away and was about to walk forward.

Young Master He didn't say much anymore, he immediately took out something from his bosom, and rushed towards Xiao Zhi.

Xiao Zhi was defenseless at the moment, so he threw him to the ground in an instant, and said angrily: "You splashy scoundrel, get the hell out of here, grandpa!"

But I never thought that Young Master He listened more beautifully, he said in his mouth: "Let my brother go now, and you will be reluctant to call my brother out later." Zhongzhiwu greeted Xiao Zhi's face vigorously.

Xiao Zhi refused, and fought with him vigorously, but within two or three strokes, he heard a "tear" sound, and Young Master He tore off a large piece of Xiao Zhi's shirt.Now Xiao Zhi was even more angry, and kicked the rogue vigorously, but he himself was thin and weak, and he lost the opportunity from the beginning.

Just as Xiao Zhi opened his mouth to curse again, he suddenly felt a wet towel on his face, followed by a pungent smell that pierced his brain.Xiao Zhi felt dizzy for a while, and his hand movements stopped.

Seeing Xiao Zhi's trick, Young Master He felt extremely proud, while undressing, he said, "I really want to kill my brother."

Call every day should not, call the land not working.Xiao Zhi thought to himself, could it be that he let this rascal spoil him today?This thought made Xiao Zhi feel sad, he looked up to the sky and said angrily: "God will kill me!"