Little Mr. Storyteller

(One)

It is said that one day in the middle of the night, the door of the vest was kicked open by Xing Er, who was in charge, and the sleeping vest jumped up in fright.

The vest looked at the dark gate, and there was a big man with the appearance of a bear standing there, holding what he didn't know was a big lump in his arms.

The vest screamed in shock, and asked tremblingly, "What, who is it?"

Seeing that big bear walked to the vest bed in two steps, said: "It's me, why are you barking like a woman?"

When Ma Jia heard that it was Xing Wu, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "So it's the second master, I was shocked." Then he asked him, "Is there something wrong with the second master?"

"It's okay, I'll let you half stretch the bed and lie down." Xing Wu said and threw the quilt and pillow in his arms onto the vest bed.

"Oh." The vest moved in confusedly, seeing Xing Wu lying down, he also lay down.

After waiting for a while, the vest came to his senses, turned his head and asked, "Second boss, what's wrong with your bed? Is it broken?"

"Not bad." Xing Wu said.

The vest was puzzled, and asked again: "Then why are you here?"

"There are rats in the house." Xing Wu said again.

"Oh, that's quite unbearable, and people who make noise can't sleep." After the vest finished, he took the quilt over his head and put it on again.

Isn't it just unbearable, Xing Wuxin said.

The bed of the big head next door creaked and creaked for an hour without stopping, and Xiao Zhi could hum and chirp better than a little girl.

Who can sleep well!

In the early morning of the second day, Xing Wu looked at the vest that rolled into his bed, and shouted angrily: "Why are you sleeping with your butt naked!"

(two)

One afternoon, the vest went out to patrol the mountains.

Lie down on a big tree and look around.

I saw two naked people sitting opposite each other in a big pool in the distance.One of them went up and down, ups and downs, stirring up a large wave of water.

The vest suddenly felt strange, so he took a closer look, and it turned out to be the master and Mr. Xiao.

I also saw the master raised his hands on the shoulders of Mr. Xiao, who was sitting with his back to Mr. Master, and there was a burst of ups and downs, ups and downs.

The vest didn't see the way, secretly surprised.

When he came back from patrolling the mountain, he met the second master, so he asked the second master to solve his doubts.

Erdangjia listened for a while and pondered for a while before saying, "I'm practicing."

Vest suddenly realized.

On the second day, Vest met Xiao Zhi and Da Dangjia, and asked, "Xiao Mister and Da Dangjia went to the water pool to practice kung fu again?"

I saw Mr. Xiao's face suddenly flushed, and the master was very proud.

It's just that the vest never saw the water pool kung fu practiced by the two of them again.

What a pity, what a pity.

(three)

The weather today is fine and sunny.

Xiao Zhi was basking in the sun outside the courtyard.

Taking advantage of Yun Moshan's absence, Xing Wu rushed to Xiao Zhi's side.

Xing Wu looked around, lowered his voice and asked, "Xiao Mister, do you have a good relationship with Big Brother?"

Xiao Zhi was puzzled by his actions and nodded.

Xing Wu asked again: "Then do you know that elder brother fell in love with a woman a few days ago?"

Xiao Zhi was surprised: "Is there such a thing?"

Xing Wu nodded heavily, and said: "It's true, brother likes her very much, and recently he has been troubled by her for several days.

Xing Wu smacked his lips and said regretfully, "I'm afraid it will be yellow."

Xiao Zhi didn't know that there were still these things, and suddenly felt flustered and bored.

At night, Yun Moshan saw that Xiao Zhi didn't think about eating and drinking, and was preoccupied, so he asked, "What's going on?"

Xiao Zhi thought that he always kept a lot of secrets from himself, so he said angrily: "Why do you already have someone you like, and you still come to provoke me?"

Yun Moshan wondered: "The person you like is not you."

With tears in Xiao Zhi's eyes, he said: "It's a woman, I already know it, why are you still hiding it?"

Yun Moshan was startled, and said: "Which one is talking about me in front of you?"

Xiao Zhi was in a mess in his heart, thinking that if Yun Moshan didn't pretend to be himself, then what would he mean.

Seeing him crying, Yun Moshan was angry and anxious, and said: "You are the only one from the beginning to the end, there is absolutely no woman." He really wanted to show him his heart.

This night, Yun Moshan talked all the good things and love, and finally coaxed Xiao Zhi to sleep.

In the early morning of the second day, as soon as Xing Wu went out, he met Yun Moshan guarding the door and wanted to challenge him, Xing Wu readily agreed.

After ten tricks, Xing Wu couldn't hold back.

After twenty strokes, Xing Wu kept yelling to stop.

After thirty tricks, Xing Wu lay on the ground begging for mercy.

Yun Moshan was overjoyed, and lowered his head to Xing Wu, who was grinning at his feet, and said: "Don't talk nonsense in front of your sister-in-law from now on."

Xing Wu: "!"

Xing Wu: "..."

The author has something to say: It has little to do with the main text, but it can be viewed as a small joke.