After transmigrating into cannon fodder, I had sex with the neurotic hero [Quick Transmigration]

When the ancestor K was mopping the floor with a rag, he was still struggling to think why it had become the current situation.

Luo Nan next to him was a little sleepy. He sat on a chair, yawned, swayed his Erlang legs, and commanded: "There is still blood over there."

The blue veins on Ancestor K's forehead bulged out. After his death, he hadn't felt the urge to beat others violently for a long time.The man in front of him gave him the most novel experience.

But the first ancestor K was a moderate, and it was impossible for him to eat people, so he could only endure the anger silently, and then squatted down and wiped the ground earnestly.

"Ah." Luonan next to him suddenly cried out again in surprise.

The ancestor K held the rag in his hand, thinking that if this man bothered him again, even if he couldn't kill him, he would beat him up violently.

Luo Nan seemed to have sensed the rage in the ancestor K's heart, so he smiled friendlyly at the man.

That smile made Ancestor K forget his previous decision for a moment.I have to say, whether this man is really handsome, or the kind of handsome who has no dead ends, is his thing.

The ancestor K liked men before his death, but he was in poor health before his death, so he could only support himself. After his death, he became obsessed with the cause of peaceful coexistence between humans and zombies, so he never had time to fall in love.

What's more, there are no such handsome people or zombies around.The zombie was too dirty, with a stench, there was no other zombie who cared as much about his appearance and corpse smell as he did, and humans, if they saw him, they might have to run away.

So much has gone through my head, but the expression of the ancestor K is still very capable, with a face of a late mother.

"I found out that I actually have a mop at home." Luo Nan's words almost caused the ancestor K to vomit blood and die on the spot.

He covered his chest and glared at Luo Nan. "You should have said it sooner."

"I forgot." Luo Nan replied innocently, as if this matter had nothing to do with him.

The ancestor K was silent for a moment, then walked up to Luonan.

Ronan blinked.

Grandfather K threw the rag directly in his face.

Ronan: ...

"Help!" Luonan quickly threw the rag to the ground, and he looked at the ancestor K fiercely, "You are really inhuman, do you know that this rag touched the blood of a monster, it stinks to death, and is disgusting to death."

"Bah, bah, bah!" Luo Nan poohed several times, but still couldn't pass the psychological test, and immediately ran to the toilet, took off his clothes, and planned to take a shower again.

The ancestor K silently picked up the rag on the ground and threw it into the basin beside him, then took the basin and went to the bathroom where Luo Nan was.

The glass of the shower room in the bathroom is transparent, and the ancestor K is pouring water outside, and Luo Nan's capable body can be seen inside.He glanced furtively several times, and his dead heart seemed to begin to beat.

The figure is really good, and the place is also very big, so the ability should be good.Ancestor K's late mother's face turned slightly red.

Luo Nan didn't know that the ancestor K was driving the car with that cold lady's face. He just glanced at the ancestor K who had been pouring water there for a long time, and reminded: "Your basin is full."

Ancestor K: ...

The ancestor K turned on the faucet calmly, and then walked outside holding the basin, not forgetting to look under Luonan's body before leaving.

But this time, he was caught.

Luo Nan looked at the ancestor K with an indescribable expression, "Hey, you have what I have, look at a dick."

The first ancestor K never thought that his furtive gaze would be discovered. He quickly stabilized his figure and tried his best not to break his voice.

He glanced at the other person's underside lightly again, and then made a judgment with acrimonious language. "Compared to me, it's a little smaller."

Ronan: ...

I am [-] centimeters, what kind of dwarf are you to tell me that you are longer than [-] centimeters? !

Luo Nan couldn't accept it at all. He thought the other party must be only [-] centimeters, but for the sake of a man's face, he insisted that he was [-] centimeters.

He silently mourned for ancestor K's short dick in his heart for a second, and said sadly: "Then your dick should be poking the sky."

"Hmm." Ancestor K accepted the other party's argument calmly, and stepped out of the bathroom steadily, leaving Luo Nan standing in the shower room with a speechless expression on his face.

Ancestor K had already placed that body outside, so after mopping the floor again at this moment, it was completely cleaned.He knelt on the floor and wiped his forehead with his wrist, even though there was no sweat at all.

Then, he sat silently on the bed and touched his face.Although he knew that he wouldn't blush at all, he was still so ashamed. He accidentally lied today!

I also said panic twice at once, which is really inappropriate.

Before he became a zombie, he was an obedient card. Even after his death, he was still a messenger of peace. In the hearts of all his subordinates, he was the unselfish boss and the most fair and just ancestor K.

As the oldest group of zombies, he naturally shoulders the mission of saving the world-although there are still a group of people who feel that they have to keep humans as their food.

But just now, he lied directly twice.

For the first time, say that you don't know each other.

The second time, he said that he was bigger than him.

The ancestor K admitted in his heart coyly that he was not face blind at all, and he lied entirely because he couldn't save face.

If Luo Nan found out that he had been following him since he was spotted at school, Luo Nan would definitely regard himself as a stalker.But he is not a stalker, he just thinks this man is handsome and can't help but take a second look.

As for telling the second lie, it's much simpler and rude, of course it's for the man's face!

Who would admit that their dick is smaller than another man?impossible!

And he doesn't want the other party to think that he is a pervert, he likes to see men's dick perverts!

Of course, Luonan didn't get the twitchy girlish thoughts of ancestor K. It should be said that even if he knew, he would probably find it boring or even indifferent.

While Ancestor K was still thinking about these things on the bed, Luo Nan finally wiped his hair and walked out of the bathroom, returning to his bedroom.

The window of the bedroom is still hung blank, but just right, there was blood spilled before, and there was a smell, and the blank window was just used to ventilate the smell.

"Hey, it's already packed." Luo Nan was very happy when he saw the clean room, and he could finally sleep. "Thank you very much."

He thanked him casually and sat down on the bed.

After brushing his hair again for a while, it was almost half dry. Luonan looked back at the ancestor K who was sitting by the bed and seemed to be shy, and the movements of his hands inevitably stopped.

"Uh, where are you going to live tonight?" Luo Nan suddenly had a problem.

The other party has been with him for several days, and it seems that he is interested in him, but he is shy and doesn't say anything, so he has no way to refuse directly.

And more importantly, today he cleaned the house for himself, it seems impolite to ask him out directly.

Luo Nan thought for a while, and finally could only say: "Well, it's getting late now, if you're tired, I can let you sleep on the sofa in the living room."

Ancestor K: ...

Seeing that the first ancestor K was still a lady-like face, and didn't respond at all, Luo Nan thought about it seriously, and then said a little unhappy: "Okay, you can sleep next to me."

"Body, side?" Even the ancestor K was surprised by Luonan's proposal.He stammered and repeated it in case he heard it wrong.

"You want me to sleep on the sofa?" Luonan immediately became vigilant, "This is impossible, and it will never be possible in a lifetime."

Grandfather K: I don't, I'm not, why are you so nervous.

In an instant, the first ancestor K became a bit of a Buddha.Sure enough, the human beings he saw were different.

At that time on campus, he thought that this human named Luo Nan looked a lot like his future husband, so he deliberately seduced him, but he didn't expect that his clumsy seduction didn't work at all, which made him scratch his head instead , especially nervous.

"I'll sleep next to you." Ancestor K replied immediately.

Luonan breathed a sigh of relief, got up and brought a new quilt for the ancestor K, and then lay down on the bed with peace of mind, and turned off the light.

"Good night." Luo Nan wrapped himself up tightly, airtight, like a mummy, put his hands on his chest, and fell asleep directly.

The first ancestor K who watched the other party fall asleep in a second: I am Buddha.

Ancestor K lay down with a motherly expression on his face, eyes open, feeling nervous.He is a zombie, and he is also the most powerful zombie among the zombies, so he doesn't need to sleep at all.

And his favorite face... the owner is right next to him, how can he let him sleep.

Therefore, the ancestor K also imitated Luo Nan, put his hands on his chest dignifiedly, and closed his eyes like a human being.

Although he really didn't want to sleep, but rather than pretending to sleep, he didn't want to feel Luonan around him, he always felt that he would eat him irresistibly.

Of course, it does not mean eating people, but eating chickens.

As the ancestor K among the zombies, he insisted on desire.

Therefore, he is in tears now.

Shuang is next to the handsome guy he dreamed of, his self-proclaimed future husband, and the tears are because... It's too cruel to be seen or not to eat.

Originally, the ancestor K, who thought that he could calm down as long as he closed his eyes, opened his eyes immediately after meditating on a hundred sheep.

Then he was about to cry.

Why, in the dark, I feel that the smell of Luonan around me is even better, and his breath also smells good, ah, his masculine smell also smells good.

It is dark, exciting, and it also makes the chicken that Ancestor K has frozen for more than ten years...exhilarating.

Ancestor K cried in despair.