Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Lang Jun warned Xie Lun: "The relationship between a woman and a monster will not end well. White Snake and Xu Xian, Xiaoqing and Fahai, and Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen, you have to think about it yourself!"

Xiaoqing and Fahai?What the hell?

Xie Lun felt that Lang Jun was a bit unreasonable, and said coyly: "I didn't promise him..."

"Yes! You didn't agree to him, but you just made him angry..." Lang Jun rolled his eyes, "Forget it, we don't have to change tomorrow. I'm too lazy to deal with your lover."

Xie Lun blushed: "But, what about you shooting?"

"Don't worry, I've found a little feeling today." Lang Jun waved his hand and said goodbye to Xie Lun, "I'll just figure it out at home."

The two monsters originally thought that they would have no chance to see each other again, but a month later, the location of the filming of "Fashion in the Classroom" was set at No. [-] Middle School of the city.Oh, it can no longer be called "Spring Love in the Classroom". This name, which people mistakenly thought it was a pornographic film, has been changed to "Spring Sleep".

The school specially set aside a space for the film crew to shoot.In order not to affect the students, a cordon was set up around the place.A week before the filming started, during the speech under the red flag, the dean specially promulgated a new regulation. Anyone who dares to cross the cordon during the study period will be counted as a minor offense, and there is no need to discuss it.

June NO.15 started to worship God, and a large number of reporters gathered outside the school.The news was released by Du Jiayan's studio. Actor Du starred in the first gay film in his life. Such a good gimmick, how can it work if it is not hyped?

After the makeup photo was released, Cao Xiuming took the opportunity to blackmail Du Jiayan.It was revealed that in order to play a good gay drama, the senior MB was released at 12 o'clock in the morning.However, there was no picture or truth about this news, plus Liu Ming was messing up the water, and launched a vote on "Which male star do you want to see in a Tanmei drama?" in the nine groups.In the end, it was nothing but no lethality at all.

"It is almost a tacit fact that all well-known European and American male stars starred in a gay film in their prime. Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Gyllenhaal, Jude Law... There are countless such male stars. As a melon eater, I am very happy Seeing that domestic male stars are beginning to have this kind of awareness. Everyone, Li Tao, can you tell me which other male stars are suitable for acting in gay films... OK Liu Ming, you can come up with this PR point. And the most amazing thing is, you Putting Cao Xiuming in second place, hahahaha... pissed him off!" Du Jiayan finished laughing, returned the phone to his manager, and praised him by the way.

"You had a black background before. If you want to avoid being aggressive, you can only drag everyone into the water and call it an artistic attempt." Liu obviously felt a little helpless.

"What? Offended someone?" Du Jiayan glanced at her.

"That's right, Meng Yulong is on the list. He recently participated in a military camp reality show, and it's time to make a big deal about tough guys..." Liu Ming spread his hands.

"That meat bump?" Du Jiayan frowned, and shook his hands domineeringly, "So what if you offend him? You don't have any acting skills, and now you're all mixed up in reality shows to sell meat. What can you do in the future? Be a fitness trainer?"

The makeup artist who was still putting on Du Jiayan's makeup couldn't help but feel that the film king is really domineering, with an indescribable air of bastardism.When the heart was surging, the male number two came over to say hello.

"Hello Brother Jiayan, Hello Sister Ming." Lang Jun bowed to everyone as soon as he entered.

The makeup artist was applying Du Jiayan's eyebrow powder, and saw his eyebrows tremble visibly, and the eyebrow line was crooked.

"I'll paint later." Du Jiayan stopped the makeup artist's hand and demanded.

It is customary for newcomers to come over to say hello, and the agent should have come forward to say hello.But Liu Ming was really curious about Du Jiayan's attitude towards Lang Jun, so not only did he not say anything, he even cast his gaze on him.

After pushing away the makeup artist, Du Jiayan was a little at a loss. He didn't know whether to stand or sit. He wriggled around and said, "Well, you're fine..."

Liu Ming collapsed, even the make-up artist had a cracked expression.

"This is my manager, Brother Qing." Lang Jun sighed secretly, and quickly answered the conversation, introducing Brother Qing.

"Big Movie King, hello, hello!" Brother Qing was a greasy-looking middle-aged man, chubby, with messy hair, and some small red bumps on his face.When he laughed, his voice sounded like a frog's cry, "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack... I've seen all of your videos, and I admire your acting skills so much! We are lucky to be playing against you... Quack, quack, hahahaha ..."

Du Jiayan never judges people by their appearance, at this moment, endless pity for Brother Qing arose in his heart.

Because the other party looks not only poor and poor, but also the only entertainer under his hand is a monster.He had a little empathy, so he wanted to have a good chat with Brother Qing and exchange feelings: "Oh, thank you, thank you, what works of mine have you seen?"

Brother Qing: "..."

The atmosphere fell into silence.

At this time, Du Jiayan heard a voice saying, "Fuck, is this actor Du brainless? Do you believe such polite words? No, I can't talk to death! Shall I just talk about a movie and try my luck? Croak!"

"There is...there is one, um... called "The Expendables"?" Brother Qing said in a tone of embarrassment.

Du Jiayan was taken aback, and quickly withdrew the hand he wanted to shake with Brother Qing.

Liu Ming laughed at the side: "This is not the work of my artist, that bad movie was made by Cao Xiuming four years ago."

Lang Jun couldn't help but hold his forehead, a little exhausted.

Du Jiayan heard Lang Jun's voice again in his mind, "Brother Qing, can you be more reliable?" But Lang Jun didn't open his mouth at all.Oh my God!Du Jiayan was startled, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, thinking of a possibility, he almost scared himself to pee.

"Brother Qing... I'm going to worship God later, I have to...make up first...or..." Du Jiayan didn't pay attention, and even Brother Qing shouted out.For a big guy like him, call him a little manager?Even the make-up artist gave him a surprised look.

Brother Qing was also stunned, showing a flattered expression: "This is because we interrupted, sorry, sorry. Goodbye Du Yingdi."

After the cutscene, Brother Qing pulled Lang Jun to an empty corner: "Did I read it wrong? Why do I feel that Du Yingdi is a little afraid of me?"

Lang Jun thought, he was afraid of me!However, he didn't dare to say that, and pretended to be confused: "Really? Why didn't I see it, is he easy-going? Brother Qing, you have been in the entertainment industry for a long time, and you thought everyone was a snobbish eye. Brother Yan is a bit unaccustomed to this."

Brother Qing shook his shoulders, and smacked secretly for a while: "Du Jia said that the reputation in the circle is quite good. He usually stays at home, neither going to nightclubs nor forming cliques. Well, it's good, it's good. This One thigh, you're hugging me to death. And—" Brother Qing looked around, found no one, and whispered, "Don't let people find out, our true identity."

"Yeah." Lang Jun said perfunctorily, looked at his watch, and changed the subject, "Oh, it's going to start at nine o'clock, hurry up, I have to put on my makeup quickly."

On Du Jiayan's side, Liu Ming forced him a little funny: "Hey, Du Jiayan, call Sister Xuan to listen."

"Get out—" Du Jiayan pointed to the door and said.

"You call someone a big fat man, Brother Qing, what's wrong with calling me sister?" Liu Ming pushed his shoulder, "You can't favor one person over another!"

Bah, you still dare to call someone fat, be careful that they swallow you in one gulp.Du Jiayan is not stupid, the young man who was croaking just now might be a tortoise, otherwise, how could he hear what he was saying?

Yes, Du Jiayan thought about it for a while, and realized that the phrase "It stinks" he heard in the meeting room audition before was probably Lang Jun's mental complaint.I can understand animal language, so now I can occasionally hear the thoughts of monsters?no!Du Jiayan bit his finger, waiting for a chance, he had to verify whether his assumption was correct.

"What's so cute?" Liu Ming pushed him, "I wiped off all the lipstick. Hey, let's put some on for him." The last sentence was for the makeup artist.

Du Jiayan let the makeup artist fiddle with it, thinking, if he guessed right, then this ability must not be known to monsters.He had to hide it as a hole card, so that he could identify who were the monsters around him, and whether these monsters had any malicious intentions towards him.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help sighing, this year is not the year of birth, why is everything not going well, and you can meet monsters in a movie?

This heavy mood was maintained until the opening ceremony.Director Liang had to put Du Jiayan and Lang Jun in the middle together, and let the media take enough pictures.

Du Jiayan was uncomfortable and didn't dare to show it, so he could only smile stiffly at the camera.

Lang Jun was afraid that if the two of them didn't communicate, the media would write about their discord, so he turned his head and asked him, "Didn't you wear your perfume today?"

"No, no." Du Jiayan quickly denied, "If you don't believe me, you heard it."

Lang Jun took a closer look, but he didn't smell anything strange, so he nodded.

At this time, it was the two people's turn to go up to worship the gods and insert incense. Du Jiayan was also sloppy. When inserting incense, he suddenly asked: "The purpose of worshiping the gods after turning on the power is to drive away evil spirits. Are there really ghosts?"

Lang Jun glanced at him: "There are monsters, how come there are no ghosts? Well, look for yourself, there are two Beijing opera ghosts with white faces eating tribute..."

Du Jiayan's feet softened and he immediately became paralyzed.

Seeing that he was about to fall to his knees, various cameras started flashing frantically.Lang Jun didn't expect him to be so frightened, so he quickly knelt down and hugged him.The two huddled together on the first day of the launch and made the front page news.Oh, and by the way, the photo of "Lang Jun sniffing Du Yingdi's body fragrance" was also included, making the gossip crowd conclude that they have a romantic relationship.

Liu Ming died of anger after seeing the news.She worked so hard to get all the popular actors into public relations in the nine groups, all of which went to waste.Well, now someone started discussing Du Jiayan's true sexual orientation again, and many people went to Yu Shuang's Weibo to remind her not to be a same-wife.

As for Du Jiayan?He wasn't in a better mood either.

Because the moment he was hugged by Lang Jun, he clearly heard his inner complaint: "This little silly B!"

The author has something to say:

small theater--

Du Jiayan: Why do you call me little silly B?

Lang Jun: Otherwise?Call you Dasha B?

Du Jiayan (crazy): Is this a question of big and small?It's obviously a silly B's problem!

Lang Jun: Well, this is indeed a silly question.

Du Jiayan: ... (Why do I feel like I've been scolded again?)