Those days when I fell in love with monsters

As spring goes and autumn comes, the hand of time gently touches everyone and heals all wounds.

In the third year after Lang Xiaoxiao's death, Lang Jun held a grand farewell party for fans, announcing his farewell to the entertainment industry.Friends in the circle and big names from all walks of life participated together, but the biggest surprise was Du Jiayan, who had retired for many years, appeared at the finale.The two sang a classic love song together and walked off the stage hand in hand.

The live video was posted on the Internet, and everyone had a tacit guess.

When the CP fans heard the news, they wept with joy.Everyone started retweeting the official Weibo with a unified format (two little men in suits, plus a red heart).

The world situation at this time is more tolerant of sympathy.In the hot searches along the way, passers-by and netizens also offered their blessings.Although there are occasional discordant remarks, they will soon be overwhelmed by a pile of love.

At the same time, Yu Shuang also reposted that Weibo, but her comment was: "How do you male stars take care of themselves? Du Jiayan, I am three years younger than you! Why did someone ask me if I was you when we went abroad together last time?" Mom? Since I'm your 'ex-girlfriend', hurry up and hand over the secret recipe!"

There is a lot of hahaha in the comments and forwarding.

But after the Kazakhstan was over, everyone looked at the video and a picture of the scene carefully, and everyone was shocked.Du Jiayan - if I remember correctly - is 48 years old, right?Why do you look like you're in your 20s?Also, Lang Jun is also 38 years old, why does he look like he is in his early twenties?Did they get an injection?Still taking medicine?Or is it simply well maintained?

In addition to expressing blessings, everyone asked for secret recipes for maintenance.In addition, many wealthy women went directly to Du Jiayan's studio and threatened to spend money on him to start training classes.

Seeing the farce intensified, Du Jiayan had no choice but to post a Weibo on the Weibo account that has not been used for a long time-"Eat less and eat more, go to bed early and get up early. Exercise more, travel more, have someone who loves each other, and live happily every day. young."

Ai Telangjun, who was watching the excitement, scolded him for being a small tool and not telling the truth.Since then, his legend in the world has been labeled with another label - the king of maintenance.

Five years after Lang Xiaoxiao's death, Lang Jingjing finally caught up with Li Yuankai.The two held a beach wedding in Bali. The man had no relatives, and the woman only had a few relatives. It was originally planned to be jointly funded by the eldest brother and the second brother to hold a small luxury wedding.As a result, Brother Qing, who had no winks, brought all the entertainers (monsters) under him.

"This is a grand event in the demon world!" Brother Qing was beaming with joy, croaking non-stop. "This is the first marriage between a monster and a Taoist priest. Everyone wants to come and see the fun. Quack, quack..."

Du Jiayan couldn't help complaining to Lang Jun: "It's been so many years, why hasn't Brother Qing changed his croaking instinct?"

Lang Jun shrugged, with a helpless expression on his face: "I can't only see him like this, the group under him...you can see for yourself..."

Du Jiayan followed Lang Jun's fingers and almost died of fright.

Two voluptuous girls passed them one after the other, the spots on their faces looming when they laughed; a small boy stared at the scallops in the buffet and stuck out his forked tongue; there were four identical children, Don't think that everyone can't see it, walking is basically jumping.

Du Jiayan hurriedly found the wedding company and explained that they decided to turn the wedding into a masquerade party, and if they saw anything weird later, it didn't matter, it was all the guests who put on makeup.

Due to the sudden expansion of the wedding scale, the wedding company was so busy that it almost collapsed.Hearing the news, he nodded indifferently and sent him out of the planning room.

As a result, unexpectedly, this kind of wedding will become a big hit in weddings in the future.Every trendy bride wants to imitate, but no one can do as well as Lang Jingjing's wedding, because the wedding venue is so beautiful, and the makeup of the guests is too realistic and dreamy.

At dusk and sunset, on the beach by the sea, a big willow tree grew out of thin air, its branches wrapped around the steel frame built by the wedding company, and countless green silk ribbons hung down one after another, emitting a bright green light.

This is Liu Chunmian's body, yes, the willow spirit has also transformed.Plant essence has no gender, it depends on one's own choice.Because Liu Chunmian was tortured by Lang Jingjing day and night, she exchanged makeup, fashion and jewelry every day, and she couldn't help turning herself into a female body when she transformed.

At the beginning, when she wanted to absorb Du Jiayan's yang energy, she was still a brat, but Lang Jingjing changed her sex in the end.As compensation, Lang Jingjing invited her to be a bridesmaid this time.And she didn't customize a bridesmaid dress, she could wear it herself.

Liu Chunmian wore a long green dress, the skirt was longer than Lang Jingjing's veil, Lang Jingjing's face was not crooked, but Lang Jun's face was about to crooked.He took him to the lounge and taught him a lesson, and Liu Chunmian rushed out angrily wearing a short skirt.

Short skirts are still acceptable. After all, the whole wedding scene is full of "dancing monsters", and there are many people who are more exaggerated than Liu Chunmian.

The girl with two ball heads and flapping colorful butterfly wings, everyone should avoid her (because the phosphorous powder is poisonous); the quadruplets with red eyes, rabbit ears, and three-petal mouth talk, where do you go? They are all in focus; there is also a handsome guy with his upper body but his lower body is a snake tail; the frog man who spits bubbles after drinking... Lin Cuihua was shocked when he saw it, not to mention the group of human waiters. Everyone was dumbfounded.

Lang Jingjing was in such an atmosphere, wearing a holy white gauze, walking slowly on the red carpet under the light of the lamppost.

Among a group of monsters, she was as beautiful as a fairy.

Li Yuankai was overjoyed, his mouth was almost as big as Brother Qing.

Lang Jun handed his younger sister's hand to Li Yuankai's, and warned in a low voice: "Forget about the past, after all, you are willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. From now on, if you dare to bully my sister again, please be careful."

Although Li Yuankai has always looked down on the two gay brother-in-laws, he still nodded at this moment and promised: "I promise, I will treat Jingjing well in my lifetime. But brother-in-law, can you...can you introduce some business to me?" ? There are so many monsters, hahahaha, I'm so soft on collecting protection fees..."

Lang Jun: "..."

Lang Jingjing: "Isn't it because you are marrying me that you have such a big grin in your feelings?"

Ten years after Lang Xiaoxiao's death, Du Jiayan and Lang Jun's unchanged looks can no longer be explained by good maintenance.Even Liu Ming and Yu Shuang, who were close, had doubts.After thinking about it, they confessed the truth to their relatives and friends, and then both moved to the grassland to truly hide from the world.

They bought a large piece of land in Inner Mongolia, bought all the equipment, and started grazing on the grassland.Work at sunrise and rest at sunset every day, living a fairy-like life.

However, within a few days, Du Jiayan felt that he was about to fart.

"Hey, Fairy Lang," he was lying on the kang, Erlang's legs were shaking, "how about we raise a child?"

Lang Jun was peeling wood in the room, and when he heard this, he almost peeled off his fingers.

"It's boring to raise sheep, cattle, and camels..." Du Jiayan said disgustedly, "It's great to raise a child, live a long life, it hurts, and it's cute. We can also play with it, what a sense of accomplishment."

Lang Jun laughed: "What? You didn't play with Barbie dolls when you were a child. Do you have any regrets in your heart? From your description, it's not raising children, it's obviously playing with dolls."

Du Jiayan said, "What's wrong with playing with a doll? It's not that I don't love him, so just say, should I keep him or not?"

"What to raise?" Lang Jun threw away the wood and the machete, threw himself on the bed and undressed, "I'll give birth to one!"

Du Jiayan was so dizzy that his voice was almost hoarse.He thought vaguely, that's the best thing about being in the grassland, there are only the two of them for hundreds of miles, prostitution in the daytime is a trivial matter, and sometimes he accompanied Lang Jun to herd sheep, and the beasts could have sex everywhere.

It's simply Brokenback Grassland.

Although the topic was diverted, a few days later, Lang Jun took Du Jiayan to the nearest city and bought a lot of sweets and desserts.

"Why do you come here? Just buy these? I don't like sweets." Du Jiayan was disgusted while chewing on the white rabbit toffee.

As a result, Lang Jun took him directly to the gate of the orphanage.

Du Jiayan, who understood the purpose of this trip, hesitated again at this moment: "Hey, hey, are you really here?"

Lang Jun squinted at him, the meaning was obvious, otherwise?

"This... I'm not ready yet... raising children..." Du Jiayan said shamelessly, "I'm still a child myself..."

Lang Jun rolled his eyes and said to himself, 55 years old?

"Okay, stop nagging, everyone is here, let's go in and have a look, if you don't sleep well, we don't want to force adoption." Lang Jun pulled him.

Du Jiayan half-pushed and went in, muttering: "You insist on raising this, and you will have to take the main responsibility at that time! Oh, no, we don't have a marriage certificate, can we adopt it?"

"Yes, the place is small, the rules are not strict, and there are too many children, one can be adopted." Lang Jun has done his homework in advance.

Sure enough, after the two entered, not only were they not driven out, they were also warmly received.Du Jiayan felt that it was because they were so handsome.

"Why don't you take you in to see the child?" the headmistress said after chatting with them for a long time, after a good impression.

"Yes, but Dean, please don't say that we are adoptees." Lang Jun made a request, "Just say that we are caring people who came to the orphanage to distribute benefits to everyone. We want to take a closer look."

The dean agreed.

Du Jiayan and Lang Jun walked in wearing masks and carrying big and small bags of snacks.Sure enough, this place still has too many children and too few people.Even though someone was trying to maintain order, the children still rushed forward and looted.

Several large bags of snacks were emptied in less than half a minute.

Looking at these dark-skinned children, Du Jiayan couldn't think of adopting them. It's not that the children are bad, it's just that they are too skinny. He prefers the soft and waxy children who feel like jelly when squeezed.

"Or, let's take a look again," he said.

Lang Jun didn't agree, he took out a few from his pocket and gave them to Du Jiayan's big white rabbit, and walked under the parallel bars in the yard.There was a dirty child, leaning on a pole, watching someone else's candy gnawing his finger.

"Where's your candy?" Du Jiayan followed Lang Jun over, knelt down and asked him, "Why don't you eat it?"

The child looked at the two of them timidly, and stood up straight at once, seeming a little nervous.

"He just stood here watching and didn't come to collect the candies." Lang Jun explained for him.

"Oh, why are you so stupid. Everyone is robbing, are you still waiting in line stupidly?" Du Jiayan scolded him, and took out a wet tissue to wipe his nose.

As a result, the wet tissue was blackened, and the child's nose was wiped white.On the dirty face, the tip of the nose was a bit abruptly white.

Du Jiayan was stunned for a moment, his heart moved.

"Big brother...can you give me some candies?" The child knew that the two were giving out candies, so he finally mustered up the courage to ask.

Lang Jun handed over the candy prepared in his hand, and the child wanted to pick it up, so he closed his hand again: "If you want candy, you have to tell me first, why didn't you just come and get it?"

The child's eyes became watery from surprise and disappointment.He opened his small mouth slightly, wondering if he should tell the truth.What if these two big brothers hate themselves like everyone else?He really, really wants candy.

"Kids have to tell the truth, or they will be taken away by the big bad wolf at night." Du Jiayan and Lang Jun have seen all kinds of people, how could they not know what the kids are thinking.

"Because... this, everyone hates me, I dare not go over...they will hit me." The water in the child's eyes became more intense, and he stretched out his right hand to show the two big brothers, feeling ashamed and afraid .

The dirty little hands are covered with dark red chilblains, pitiful.However, what the child wants to show them is not this, but the long lump of flesh behind the fifth finger.

That is the child's sixth finger.

Du Jiayan's heart twitched.

Lang Jun handed the candy to the child with no expression on his face, and said lightly, "Good boy."

Big brother doesn't hate himself?The child hurriedly hid his six-fingered right hand behind his back, took the candy with his left hand, and put it carefully in his pocket.

"Why don't you eat it? Eat the candy quickly, it won't be sweet after a long time." Du Jiayan told a white lie.He is afraid that if the child is kept, it will be taken away by other children.

"No, I won't eat it. I left it for Brother Yue." The child said happily.

Du Jiayan and Lang Jun glanced at each other.

"Who is Brother Yue?" Du Jiayan asked.

"Brother Yue is Brother Yue!" The child didn't know how to explain, "He treats me the best, but he is sick, so I want to leave the candy for him."

"Sick?" Lang Jun remained calm, "I am a doctor, take me to see him, I can cure him."

Du Jia said that he had no monster power, so Lang Jun pretended to be bullied, and hummed twice, as if to say, Doctor Mongolia, what's so great about it.

The two of them followed the child to the dormitory, where it was cold and gloomy, with no heating at all.

"Brother Yue!" The child ran towards a small bed in the corner, and carefully took out the candy, "I'll give you the candy, can you get better soon, okay?"

Lang Jun walked over and saw that the child on the bed had a flushed face and dry lips. It seemed that he had a high fever and was unconscious.

"Put away the candies, your elder brother Yue has fainted and can't hear you. You should keep them for him first." Du Jiayan persuaded.

The child nodded ignorantly, and looked at Lang Jun with hope and pleading eyes.

Lang Jun smiled, becoming more and more satisfied with the child.He winked at Du Jiayan: "Take off this Brother Yue's clothes, I will use Qigong to heal his injuries."

Du Jiayan glared at him, you're addicted to pretending to be B, aren't you?What about qigong?Why don't you say it's internal force?

Lang Jun didn't care so much, seeing the child looked at him brighter, he lowered his head to tease him, and asked him if he would like to learn from him...

Seeing the "abduction case" happening before his eyes, Du Jiayan sternly helped Brother Yue up on the bed.The child's hot body leaned against his arms, like a burning fireball.Du Jiayan's movements couldn't help but soften a bit, and the shirt slowly fell off, revealing the child's malnourished "ribs".

Du Jiayan glanced over him with distressed eyes, and suddenly froze.

After a while, he suddenly grabbed "Brother Yue"'s arm tightly, for fear that he would run away.

"Lang Jun, quick... look..." His voice trembled.

"What's wrong? It's not like I'm sick of this child..." Lang Jun turned his head and saw what Du Jiayan stretched out in front of his eyes, and his bragging was suddenly blocked in his chest.His eyes turned red all of a sudden, he wanted to believe it, but couldn't believe it, and stretched out his trembling fingers towards the unconscious child.

The afterglow outside the window shone on several people, and the cyan birthmark on the left forearm of "Brother Yue" was vivid, and a cute little wolf was flapping the ball vividly.

"Brother...thank you, I love everyone..."

There is a reunion in the mountains and rivers, and there will always be a day when people who love each other will reunite.

The author has something to say: My God, this chapter has more than 4700 words!It was a thicker ending.

Also, need an explanation?Brother Yue is a small reincarnation.At the last moment, it was a matter of course and he cultivated into a demon body, but he still died because the oil ran out and the lamp dried up.However, since it is a goblin, it is much easier to reincarnate than a beast.In a sense, the family is still reunited.

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Then tentatively!Tentative!The new copy of the new text is below (there is no text for the time being, let’s update it on the seventh day of the new year, because I’m still working on the outline, and it’s a bit painful to start writing without an outline)

New article: "Ghosts in Hell"

Copywriter:

Chao Fan was an ordinary little tour guide during his lifetime.

After death, he was also an ordinary little ghost.

Every day in the city of Fengdu, I tidy up the courtyard, harvest flowers from the other side, and hook the soul of the world.Live the days quietly and peacefully.

Eh?However, this rascal man who eats, drinks and sleeps at his house every day says he is called Di Ting?

OMG, he hugged the super thigh of the underworld—a pet leg?

Listen to: Hey!What happened to the pet leg?You hugged five of them at once!

Chao Fan: ...the rascal...

A erotic small-unit romance novel from Hell Farming, please click to collect it in the author's column!mwah!

After so much rambling, I still want to thank those little angels who have been following the article to the end, especially Su Mo, Susu, and Bancao who often leave messages... they are so familiar, I love you all.

For this book, I should apply for V in the seventh day of junior high school.

Mountains and rivers meet again, let’s see you in the next book (wave ing).

ps: If the next book is not to your liking, let’s see you next time!

Bow and thank you!