Those days when I fell in love with monsters

After deciding to announce their relationship, Mo Luo and Xiao Qian's style of painting in the team changed.

The plane hadn't taken off yet, and everyone else gathered in the waiting room to chat, complaining about the program group.Zhang Pingping forced the staff to hand over the program plan for "Going to the North Pole" to ensure that everyone would not beat him to death; Tang Zi complained that He Hao brought three big suitcases, more than female artists, to go to the North Pole for a fashion show; Fei Chang Zhu talked freely about her diving past, saying that when she was young, she had a naive idea of ​​diving in an ice lake and breaking the world record; there was also a new challenger—veteran queen singer Yang Liuqing, who sold herself miserably, crying and saying that she would not have signed the contract if she had known earlier. It's the first issue, how good it is to make up for the next issue...

While everyone was enjoying the atmosphere, Mo Luo and Xiao Qian were immersed in their world, sitting in a corner and whispering, showing sweet smiles from time to time, even if they didn't speak, they still had a strong sense of presence.

Tang Zi couldn't help covering her eyes and shouting: "Please everyone, let's eliminate him in this round! Otherwise, we will have to eat dog food in the future."

Mo Luo laughed, and said cheekily: "Tang Zi, can you change the ticket with me later? I will sit with Qianqian."

Tang Zi looked at everyone helplessly.

As Mo Luo's friend, Zhang Pingping persuaded in a low voice: "Don't be too high-profile, your fans hate you because of love, and you are scolding the woman. Aren't you getting angry?"

Mo Luo was taken aback for a moment, and then he came to his senses, so he didn't continue to mention the seat change.

At ten o'clock in the evening, everyone boarded the flight from Beijing to Finland. In Helsinki, they had to transfer to Iceland, and then fly from Iceland to Greenland, which is considered to have entered the Arctic Circle.So just flying by plane is a very tiring journey.

After arriving in Greenland after several twists and turns, several female stars wrapped themselves up tightly and put on sunglasses and masks one after another.One reason for doing this is because it is cold, and the other is because it is ugly!

Yes, ugly!Nearly twenty hours of non-stop flight, the fairy has to become a swineherd.The status of the female stars is not good. Among the male stars, Zhang Pingping simply gave up on himself and returned to the sloppy look he was caught at Chengdu Airport for the first time. He waved at the camera: "Okay, I admit, you guys What I saw that day was me, and my handsomeness was all made up."

Photographer's inner OS: Who said you are handsome?Is it your ears or the audience's eyes?

After getting off the plane, everyone went straight to the hotel room to rest, but Du Jiayan looked out of the window dreamily: "Fuck, Lang Jun, I have never seen such thick snow in my life..."

Lang Jun was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that although the dignified actor has been in Beijing for many years, he is still a southern child at heart.

"Why, want to play in the snow?" Lang Jun raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you tired? I came here specially to sleep with you."

"I don't want you." Du Jiayan excitedly took out the scarf, gloves and the big northeast felt hat, "I'm very energetic now, let's go! Let's go out for a stroll!"

"It seems that the double cultivation works well, and I am still full of energy at this time." Lang Jun pinched his buttocks, "Let's go, let's go play in the snow with you."

The two sneaked downstairs without encountering a staff member.

But when I left the hotel, there was snow on the left and snow on the right. Where should I go?Lang Jun didn't turn his mind for a while, and wanted to ask Du Jiayan how his English was, but he had already thought about it, and took a piece of bread to recruit a seagull.

"Hey! Do you know where the locals like to go? How about taking us there." Du Jiayan scratched his lower neck.

The seagull's fur fluffed up: "Two loaves, two loaves! I won't say anything less!"

"It's quite shrewd." Du Jiayan turned to Lang Jun and said, "No wonder people say that seagulls are thieves."

Lang Jun was dumbfounded.

"Didn't you hear that he raised the price just now?" Du Jiayan was puzzled.

"Uh..." Lang Jun was a little unnatural, "I only heard a series of chattering, this guy doesn't even speak English."

Du Jiayan was amused at once, but he didn't expect that there are national boundaries among animals.Unlike him, his golden finger is a heart-to-heart link.Thinking about it this way, he is stronger than Lang Jun, a monster. Du Jiayan couldn't help but feel very happy, and gave Seagull two pieces of bread.

Seagulls flew in the sky and led them to a frozen lake: "This is the most famous place nearby. You can play by yourself." After speaking, he took a dip in bird droppings and flew away quickly.

The hot bird droppings froze into icicles and fell to the ground.

"Dirty!" Lang Jun curled his lips, looking down on this foreign seagull.

Du Jiayan ignored him, the ice lake is very big, the ice layer is very thick, there are indeed many people, many local children are skating on it, and the thin blade shoes are whizzing back and forth, fast and urgent.However, it seems that it is no different from Beijing Houhai.Du Jiayan also felt that the bird was unreliable, and thought it would bring him to a viewing spot.

The two had no choice but to wander aimlessly along the frozen lake, playing snowball fights and making snowmen. Even simple games were fun to do.Because everything in Greenland is pure white, so like a fairyland in a dream.

It happened to be summer in the northern hemisphere at this time, with long days and short nights, and the two of them forgot the time when they were playing.In the end, he was tired and paralyzed at the foot of a mountain, lying on the snow, panting.

"Sometimes I think it's nice to have money!" Du Jiayan suddenly sighed, "I can go to the far corners of the world and see the magnificent scenery that human beings are so excited about."

Hearing what he said, the endless grasslands he saw in his childhood emerged in Lang Jun's mind. The wind came from the south over the mountains, and the lush pastures bowed their heads one after another, rising and falling rhythmically, setting off layers of waves on the land , its young wolf head sticks out from the pasture, and the flocks of cattle and sheep in the distance move slowly and massively like a colony of ants passing through the border. The singing of the shepherd floats between the sky and the earth. Coming from the snow-capped mountains, they chirped in harmony in the air.

As a wolf cub, he had seen that kind of landscape, and those singing shepherds had seen it too, and it didn't need money.

Lang Jun was fascinated.Du Jiayan exclaimed: "Aurora! Lang Jun, look at the sky, it's Aurora!"

Unknowingly, a green light curtain slipped across the dark sky, like a flowing veil, slowly covering half of the sky, dotted with thousands of stars, shining brightly.Lang Jun even relaxed his breathing a bit, and had the illusion that he was afraid that the sound would be too loud and startle Aurora.

Du Jiayan was unambiguous, and immediately knelt in the snow, clasped his hands together and made a wish.

Lang Jun looked amused, and stretched out his hand to drag him down: "What are you doing, it's not a meteor shower."

"The aurora is harder to see than the meteor shower. Isn't it worth making a wish? Don't make trouble with me, do you hear me?" Du Jiayan groaned and got up to make a wish.

Seeing that he made a pious promise, Lang Jun couldn't help asking: "What wish did you make? Tell your husband."

"It won't work if you say it." Du Jia said to him.

In fact, he was embarrassed to tell Lang Jun that his wish was to grow old with the people around him in peace, and if he died of old age, he hoped that the monster Lang Jun would not find a second spring.Yes, he is so narrow-minded, so that he will not have the idea of ​​"I am gone, who will accompany you? I am alone, and I feel distressed when I look at it."

For a moment, Du Jiayan even experienced the feelings of those ancient kings who wanted their concubines to be buried with them after their death.

The two were tired from playing, and finally went back to the hotel to sleep, but it felt like the program crew woke up as soon as they closed their eyes.Everyone dressed up, finished breakfast, and set off to an ice field by car.

"The second stage of the challenge is in the ice cave. The challengers enter in turn. Whoever can find the five panda signs in it first will be considered as a successful challenge." The director team announced.

Zhang Pingping was the first to go in, followed by photographers and guides.Half an hour later, Du Jiayan also went in. The light in the cave was bluish. It was said to be an ice cave, but it was really a cave made of ice. The underground river flowed slowly under the ice surface, surrounded by crystal blocks. For a moment, Du Jiayan forgot all about the task and just stared blankly.

"Teacher Du, hurry up and find a brand." The photographer urged him.

Unexpectedly, Du Jiayan replied absent-mindedly: "No rush, let's take our time."

Well, the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry.

Next, Du Jiayan searched for the brand carelessly, and was often dazzled by the ice cubes, staring at the icicles.When encountering a fork in the road, Zhang Pingping also knew how to harass the photographer, asking him to reveal which fork in the road has the most brands.But for Du Jiayan, whichever fork looks more beautiful, he will take that one.

As a result, after the second round of challenges, his No.2 became the second to last, and he would win against He Hao.

But then they challenged to take selfies with polar bears and run 1000 meters with sled dogs.For projects related to animals, Du Jiayan quickly regained his achievements.The final challenge is to have entertainers build igloos with locals.After the building was finished, everyone stayed in it for one night.

In this episode of the show, He Hao was eliminated, and Lang Jun was still No.1.

After the competition, everyone built a fire and grilled fish together. The young director of the director team revealed that the last challenge planned by the program was originally to let the artists jump into the water to swim and fish in winter.The director team didn't dare to execute it, so they had to switch to hard work like building a house.

"Fortunately, you didn't execute it." Tang Zi was a little upset, "You asked me to go into the water in such a cold day? Then I would rather retire."

"Tell me quickly, who is your planner? I promise not to hit him. He is the eldest brother. I will go around when I see him in the future, okay?" Zhang Pingping sighed, "It's too cruel."

"Brother Pingping, it's a man named Zhao Ziliang." Mo Luo interjected, and handed the grilled fish to Xiao Qian.

"How do you know?" Everyone was a little curious.

"Don't you guys read the subtitles? I have long felt that the planner is not a human being, so I paid attention to it in the first two issues." Mo Luo chuckled.

Everyone praised Moluo for being careful, and only Fei Changzhu suddenly said with emotion: "I only hope that after suffering so much, the ratings of this episode can skyrocket."

Du Jiayan glanced at Xiao Qian and Mo Luo, and pointed out: "Don't worry, the ratings will not be low."

Sure enough, the fourth episode of "Pandaren" became the most-watched episode of the year, and it wasn't until three years later that this record was broken by a god-level variety show.