Those days when I fell in love with monsters
Chapter 3 Something Weird
The entire conference room could hear needles falling, and even that stupid husky showed an anthropomorphic shocked expression.
"Hahahahaha, Du Jiayan..." Cao Xiuming was the first to react, out of breath from laughing, "You! Why did you throw up the kiss when you were filming a kiss scene? Hahahaha, I, oh, I'm dying laughing."
Du Jiayan's face was blue and white for a while, and his whole body trembled.
Lang Jun finally finished vomiting, raised his head and gave him a sorry look: "I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well, and I have gastroenteritis."
"Oh, it turned out to be sick. It's... an accident, it's inevitable..." Director Liang smoothed things over, "But the effect is still great, isn't it?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Everyone smiled awkwardly and politely.
"That—" Director Liang rubbed his hands together, "Xiao Du, you and Best Actor Cao, do you want to try a play?"
Du Jiayan was ashamed and threw it for this sake, but he wanted to hold on even more.He nodded and said lightly, "Okay! If you want to try it, try the kissing scene. But actor Cao, do you want to do some psychological training? I'll wait for you."
□□Naked provocation.
How could Cao Xiuming be willing to lose the wind: "No need. I don't have gastroenteritis, and my health is very good."
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help looking at Lang Jun. He was pale, panting slightly while sitting on a leather chair, and the husky was lying on his knees, looking obedient and obedient, as if comforting him.
Must be really sick, right?It's a pity that if Du Yingdi loses such a big face, his star journey will definitely be ruined.
Almost everyone present thought so.
Du Jiayan closed his eyes, suppressed the nausea in his heart, and hypnotized himself, I am Jiang Ruo, I am Jiang Ruo, and the person I love is opposite!Then, he opened his eyes and walked towards Cao Xiuming.
One meter, half a meter, ten centimeters, the faces of the two got closer and closer, and Du Jiayan could even feel Cao Xiuming's faint breath.Fuck me!I won't play this role anymore, whoever loves to play the role of killing a thousand swords, whoever plays it!
Just as Du Jiayan was about to admit defeat, Cao Xiuming who was opposite him suddenly burst out laughing.
"Sorry, I laughed." He covered his mouth and explained, "I'm thinking of that scene just now."
Du Jiayan gritted his teeth and didn't want to admit defeat.
"One more time." Director Liang said helplessly.
In the end, Cao Xiuming laughed again, still the kind that couldn't stop.Du Jiayan's face was ugly, and Director Liang was also a little unhappy, so he said directly: "I'll give you 5 minutes, so you can brew your emotions."
The atmosphere in the conference room suddenly became a little serious.
Liu Ming secretly rolled his eyes, thinking, it's far worse than my Du Baobao, what a joke?Thought you were new?Director Liang is not a vegetarian!
Cao Xiuming also realized that he was a bit playful, so he quickly calmed down and prepared for a while with his back to everyone.
In the end, the third audition was even more absurd. Du Jiayan was half a meter away from him. Cao Xiuming held his stomach and laughed wildly. The laughter was so loud and the movements were exaggerated that people thought he swallowed hundreds of Like a great joke.
Du Jiayan looked at Director Liang helplessly.
Director Liang shook his head, sat down and started drinking tea.
After a while, Cao Xiuming stopped laughing.Seeing that no one spoke, his face was terribly gloomy.
Director Liang said coldly: "This role is still not suitable for Best Actor Cao. I'm sorry, but I made you come here for nothing."
Cao Xiuming has never experienced such humiliation since he became the daughter of Nabo International Entertainment, especially now that he has the halo of a movie king.Du Jiayan told Director Liang to beg to play Jiang Ruo without an audition, but today he changed to be himself, but Director Liang rejected him twice.Why?Cao Xiuming had a bad breath in his chest, he stared at Du Jiayan and Director Liang fiercely, snorted coldly, and led his people away.
"Brother Xiu Ming, let's go slowly." Du Jiayan waved his hand pretendingly.
No one noticed that the pupils of Lang Jun, who was resting in the corner, turned dark gray.Husky opened his mouth to scream, but Lang Jun put his hand on his lips and hissed: "Let's talk when we go back."
Liang Dao complained to the investor, complaining that the other party brought Cao Xiuming.After a few words, Director Liang turned to discuss with Du Jiayan: "Today's contract..."
"Sign it." Du Jiayan nodded expressionlessly.
"Then—" Dao Liang pouted at Lang Jun in the corner, and asked softly, "Do you want to change?"
"No need to change. Since Director Liang thinks he is suitable for Chen Dao, I still believe in Director Liang." Du Jiayan twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled lightly.
Director Liang still likes Lang Jun in his heart. Hearing what Du Jiayan said, he couldn't help feeling a little close to him.Not playing big names, being professional, being discerning, generous... and other comments flashed through Director Liang's mind one by one.His smile showed a bit of sincerity: "Don't worry, you won't regret it. This movie will definitely help you win another actor."
"Then thank Director Liang for taking care of me." Du Jiayan flattered.
Du Jiayan and Lang Jun signed the contract in front of the investor, and the meeting broke up.
Liu Ming teased Du Jiayan in the car: "Unexpectedly, I thought you would kick the rookie out. What? Haven't you been disillusioned yet?"
Du Jiayan shook his head with a serious expression.He raised his palm and put it in front of his mouth, took a few deep breaths, and lowered his head to smell it.After a while, he said with some confusion: "It doesn't stink... Liu Ming, I don't usually have bad breath, do I?"
Liu Ming almost laughed madly: "My God, you don't think you vomited that Lang? He looks really sick, so don't think about it."
Is it because I think too much?Du Jiayan didn't think so.Because before Lang Jun pushed him away, he clearly heard someone yelling: "Fuck! Why is it so smelly?" At that time, did the husky bark?Is it what it said?But where does it stink?Why didn't he smell it.
Du Yingdi was puzzled, and Lang Jun, who drove home by himself, was not much better.
The husky rolled in the back seat, its body seemed to swell, and it grew to more than one meter in an instant, and its hair turned dark gray. The whole dog looked like a wolf.
"Lon Duoduo, change back! There are cameras at the intersection." Lang Jun scolded in a low voice.
Ron Duoduo had to roll over again and turned into a husky.He opened his mouth unwillingly, and what he said was human words: "Brother, why can you use black magic, but I can't? I'm about to suffocate, I want to change back to my original shape."
Lang Jun glanced at him indifferently, and suddenly said: "Don't tell Brother Qing about what happened today. Did you hear that?"
"I know, Brother Qing won't let us use black magic outside. I won't betray you." Ron Duoduo lay on the back seat and picked the back of the seat, "But why did you take the risk to help that Du ? If Cao Xiuming finds out that you are the one who did it, wouldn't it be..."
"Then I'm also doing it for the role." Lang Jun thought for a while and said, "The entertainment company run by Brother Qing didn't find anyone. I must seize this opportunity."
Speaking of this, Ron Duoduo suddenly chuckled: "Hahaha, you made the surnamed Du so embarrassing, I thought he would replace you, but you still got the role..." Thinking of my brother Ron Duoduo felt coke, "Brother, kissing a human, is it really so disgusting?"
Lang Jun shook his head with a serious face: "This matter is weird."
"Huh?" Ron Duoduo stopped for no reason.
"The kiss was very intense at the beginning..." Lang Jun's ears blushed, and he skipped this passage, "Anyway, halfway through the kiss, I suddenly smelled a foul smell. That smell wasn't bad breath, nor was it three days old. Taking a shower, body odor from not washing my hair for five days. It's a kind of—" Lang Jun thought for a long time, then said slowly, "It's a kind of corrosive and poisonous smell, even my demon power is affected by this kind of smell. Taste affected."
Ron Duoduo opened his mouth wide in surprise, and a small flying insect landed on his wet nose.
"But...how could it be? Could it be that the person surnamed Du has a self-defense weapon?" Ron Duoduo suddenly became anxious, "Brother, don't film with him! You might die!"
"It's not as serious as you think." Lang Jun muttered, turned on the turn signal and pulled over, "There must be a secret in him, but it's not enough to kill me. If there is a problem, we must first find a solution, not Escape. Ron Duoduo, you have learned another lesson."
Lang Duoduo was so angry that he gnawed on the back of the chair. He felt that his elder brother looked down on him who had no form and didn't listen to his own opinion. This was the most naked discrimination!
After the car stopped, Lang Jun took out his mobile phone, found the WeChat account he had just added in the conference room, and sent a message to Du Jiayan.
"Hello, Brother Du, there is still one month before the filming starts. Director Liang asked me to cultivate a tacit understanding with you. I want to ask, is Brother Du free tomorrow, and is it convenient to go to the house for a visit?"
A few minutes later, Du Jiayan replied with a good word indifferently.
Lang Jun snapped his fingers: "The smell is definitely not from him. We must find the source of this matter. Otherwise, I can't shoot this scene with a mask on."
Ron Duoduo groaned on his stomach: "Wolf enters tiger's mouth, wolf enters tiger's mouth!"
Lang Jun smiled and shook his head.How can a person who can't win a fight and relies on electric shock devices be a tiger?
As everyone knows, this tiger's mouth is not that tiger's mouth, and Ron Duoduo's words are a proverb, and the fate is really like this.
As for Cao Xiuming, he angrily brought people back to the company.Manager Zhang Huan comforted him in a low voice beside him: "Brother Ming, it won't work this time, and next time, we will always find a chance to suppress Du Jiayan to death."
"Next time! Next time! Over the years, how many times have you said next time?" Unexpectedly, Cao Xiuming exploded at one point, barely yelling, "Which time was it not that Du Jiayan, a bastard, turned the tables on him just as he was about to succeed? I don't want to hear it again next time, I want him to go to hell now!"
Zhang Huan quickly apologized.But he secretly cursed in his heart, damn it, it wasn't you who lost the chain this time and laughed like a ghost, now blame me?
"I'll give you one more month. If you can't handle this, don't be the team leader of the manager..." Cao Xiuming was so busy venting his anger that he didn't pay attention to his surroundings. An old man.
"You don't have long eyes!" Cao Xiuming is not someone who respects the old and loves the young. When he saw the old man staggering, he not only failed to help him, but also pushed him, "Get out of the way, don't get in the way."
The group left in such a hurry.
The child who came with the old man quickly supported the old man, and the two stared at Cao Xiuming's back for a while.
"Grandpa, he seems to have a bit of evil spirit on him..." the child said quietly.
The old man hissed, and twisted the place Cao Xiuming had just touched with his fingers.After a while, he patted the child's little hand and said, "Don't worry, we'll talk about it when we get home."
The author has something to say:
The small copywriting theater is reluctant to delete it, so I put it here and drive——
Du Jiayan: Go!Bring back the stick!
Lang Jun glared and began to strip his clothes.
Du Jiayan: Oh, where are you going to lick?Not this stick!
"Hahahahaha, Du Jiayan..." Cao Xiuming was the first to react, out of breath from laughing, "You! Why did you throw up the kiss when you were filming a kiss scene? Hahahaha, I, oh, I'm dying laughing."
Du Jiayan's face was blue and white for a while, and his whole body trembled.
Lang Jun finally finished vomiting, raised his head and gave him a sorry look: "I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well, and I have gastroenteritis."
"Oh, it turned out to be sick. It's... an accident, it's inevitable..." Director Liang smoothed things over, "But the effect is still great, isn't it?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Everyone smiled awkwardly and politely.
"That—" Director Liang rubbed his hands together, "Xiao Du, you and Best Actor Cao, do you want to try a play?"
Du Jiayan was ashamed and threw it for this sake, but he wanted to hold on even more.He nodded and said lightly, "Okay! If you want to try it, try the kissing scene. But actor Cao, do you want to do some psychological training? I'll wait for you."
□□Naked provocation.
How could Cao Xiuming be willing to lose the wind: "No need. I don't have gastroenteritis, and my health is very good."
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help looking at Lang Jun. He was pale, panting slightly while sitting on a leather chair, and the husky was lying on his knees, looking obedient and obedient, as if comforting him.
Must be really sick, right?It's a pity that if Du Yingdi loses such a big face, his star journey will definitely be ruined.
Almost everyone present thought so.
Du Jiayan closed his eyes, suppressed the nausea in his heart, and hypnotized himself, I am Jiang Ruo, I am Jiang Ruo, and the person I love is opposite!Then, he opened his eyes and walked towards Cao Xiuming.
One meter, half a meter, ten centimeters, the faces of the two got closer and closer, and Du Jiayan could even feel Cao Xiuming's faint breath.Fuck me!I won't play this role anymore, whoever loves to play the role of killing a thousand swords, whoever plays it!
Just as Du Jiayan was about to admit defeat, Cao Xiuming who was opposite him suddenly burst out laughing.
"Sorry, I laughed." He covered his mouth and explained, "I'm thinking of that scene just now."
Du Jiayan gritted his teeth and didn't want to admit defeat.
"One more time." Director Liang said helplessly.
In the end, Cao Xiuming laughed again, still the kind that couldn't stop.Du Jiayan's face was ugly, and Director Liang was also a little unhappy, so he said directly: "I'll give you 5 minutes, so you can brew your emotions."
The atmosphere in the conference room suddenly became a little serious.
Liu Ming secretly rolled his eyes, thinking, it's far worse than my Du Baobao, what a joke?Thought you were new?Director Liang is not a vegetarian!
Cao Xiuming also realized that he was a bit playful, so he quickly calmed down and prepared for a while with his back to everyone.
In the end, the third audition was even more absurd. Du Jiayan was half a meter away from him. Cao Xiuming held his stomach and laughed wildly. The laughter was so loud and the movements were exaggerated that people thought he swallowed hundreds of Like a great joke.
Du Jiayan looked at Director Liang helplessly.
Director Liang shook his head, sat down and started drinking tea.
After a while, Cao Xiuming stopped laughing.Seeing that no one spoke, his face was terribly gloomy.
Director Liang said coldly: "This role is still not suitable for Best Actor Cao. I'm sorry, but I made you come here for nothing."
Cao Xiuming has never experienced such humiliation since he became the daughter of Nabo International Entertainment, especially now that he has the halo of a movie king.Du Jiayan told Director Liang to beg to play Jiang Ruo without an audition, but today he changed to be himself, but Director Liang rejected him twice.Why?Cao Xiuming had a bad breath in his chest, he stared at Du Jiayan and Director Liang fiercely, snorted coldly, and led his people away.
"Brother Xiu Ming, let's go slowly." Du Jiayan waved his hand pretendingly.
No one noticed that the pupils of Lang Jun, who was resting in the corner, turned dark gray.Husky opened his mouth to scream, but Lang Jun put his hand on his lips and hissed: "Let's talk when we go back."
Liang Dao complained to the investor, complaining that the other party brought Cao Xiuming.After a few words, Director Liang turned to discuss with Du Jiayan: "Today's contract..."
"Sign it." Du Jiayan nodded expressionlessly.
"Then—" Dao Liang pouted at Lang Jun in the corner, and asked softly, "Do you want to change?"
"No need to change. Since Director Liang thinks he is suitable for Chen Dao, I still believe in Director Liang." Du Jiayan twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled lightly.
Director Liang still likes Lang Jun in his heart. Hearing what Du Jiayan said, he couldn't help feeling a little close to him.Not playing big names, being professional, being discerning, generous... and other comments flashed through Director Liang's mind one by one.His smile showed a bit of sincerity: "Don't worry, you won't regret it. This movie will definitely help you win another actor."
"Then thank Director Liang for taking care of me." Du Jiayan flattered.
Du Jiayan and Lang Jun signed the contract in front of the investor, and the meeting broke up.
Liu Ming teased Du Jiayan in the car: "Unexpectedly, I thought you would kick the rookie out. What? Haven't you been disillusioned yet?"
Du Jiayan shook his head with a serious expression.He raised his palm and put it in front of his mouth, took a few deep breaths, and lowered his head to smell it.After a while, he said with some confusion: "It doesn't stink... Liu Ming, I don't usually have bad breath, do I?"
Liu Ming almost laughed madly: "My God, you don't think you vomited that Lang? He looks really sick, so don't think about it."
Is it because I think too much?Du Jiayan didn't think so.Because before Lang Jun pushed him away, he clearly heard someone yelling: "Fuck! Why is it so smelly?" At that time, did the husky bark?Is it what it said?But where does it stink?Why didn't he smell it.
Du Yingdi was puzzled, and Lang Jun, who drove home by himself, was not much better.
The husky rolled in the back seat, its body seemed to swell, and it grew to more than one meter in an instant, and its hair turned dark gray. The whole dog looked like a wolf.
"Lon Duoduo, change back! There are cameras at the intersection." Lang Jun scolded in a low voice.
Ron Duoduo had to roll over again and turned into a husky.He opened his mouth unwillingly, and what he said was human words: "Brother, why can you use black magic, but I can't? I'm about to suffocate, I want to change back to my original shape."
Lang Jun glanced at him indifferently, and suddenly said: "Don't tell Brother Qing about what happened today. Did you hear that?"
"I know, Brother Qing won't let us use black magic outside. I won't betray you." Ron Duoduo lay on the back seat and picked the back of the seat, "But why did you take the risk to help that Du ? If Cao Xiuming finds out that you are the one who did it, wouldn't it be..."
"Then I'm also doing it for the role." Lang Jun thought for a while and said, "The entertainment company run by Brother Qing didn't find anyone. I must seize this opportunity."
Speaking of this, Ron Duoduo suddenly chuckled: "Hahaha, you made the surnamed Du so embarrassing, I thought he would replace you, but you still got the role..." Thinking of my brother Ron Duoduo felt coke, "Brother, kissing a human, is it really so disgusting?"
Lang Jun shook his head with a serious face: "This matter is weird."
"Huh?" Ron Duoduo stopped for no reason.
"The kiss was very intense at the beginning..." Lang Jun's ears blushed, and he skipped this passage, "Anyway, halfway through the kiss, I suddenly smelled a foul smell. That smell wasn't bad breath, nor was it three days old. Taking a shower, body odor from not washing my hair for five days. It's a kind of—" Lang Jun thought for a long time, then said slowly, "It's a kind of corrosive and poisonous smell, even my demon power is affected by this kind of smell. Taste affected."
Ron Duoduo opened his mouth wide in surprise, and a small flying insect landed on his wet nose.
"But...how could it be? Could it be that the person surnamed Du has a self-defense weapon?" Ron Duoduo suddenly became anxious, "Brother, don't film with him! You might die!"
"It's not as serious as you think." Lang Jun muttered, turned on the turn signal and pulled over, "There must be a secret in him, but it's not enough to kill me. If there is a problem, we must first find a solution, not Escape. Ron Duoduo, you have learned another lesson."
Lang Duoduo was so angry that he gnawed on the back of the chair. He felt that his elder brother looked down on him who had no form and didn't listen to his own opinion. This was the most naked discrimination!
After the car stopped, Lang Jun took out his mobile phone, found the WeChat account he had just added in the conference room, and sent a message to Du Jiayan.
"Hello, Brother Du, there is still one month before the filming starts. Director Liang asked me to cultivate a tacit understanding with you. I want to ask, is Brother Du free tomorrow, and is it convenient to go to the house for a visit?"
A few minutes later, Du Jiayan replied with a good word indifferently.
Lang Jun snapped his fingers: "The smell is definitely not from him. We must find the source of this matter. Otherwise, I can't shoot this scene with a mask on."
Ron Duoduo groaned on his stomach: "Wolf enters tiger's mouth, wolf enters tiger's mouth!"
Lang Jun smiled and shook his head.How can a person who can't win a fight and relies on electric shock devices be a tiger?
As everyone knows, this tiger's mouth is not that tiger's mouth, and Ron Duoduo's words are a proverb, and the fate is really like this.
As for Cao Xiuming, he angrily brought people back to the company.Manager Zhang Huan comforted him in a low voice beside him: "Brother Ming, it won't work this time, and next time, we will always find a chance to suppress Du Jiayan to death."
"Next time! Next time! Over the years, how many times have you said next time?" Unexpectedly, Cao Xiuming exploded at one point, barely yelling, "Which time was it not that Du Jiayan, a bastard, turned the tables on him just as he was about to succeed? I don't want to hear it again next time, I want him to go to hell now!"
Zhang Huan quickly apologized.But he secretly cursed in his heart, damn it, it wasn't you who lost the chain this time and laughed like a ghost, now blame me?
"I'll give you one more month. If you can't handle this, don't be the team leader of the manager..." Cao Xiuming was so busy venting his anger that he didn't pay attention to his surroundings. An old man.
"You don't have long eyes!" Cao Xiuming is not someone who respects the old and loves the young. When he saw the old man staggering, he not only failed to help him, but also pushed him, "Get out of the way, don't get in the way."
The group left in such a hurry.
The child who came with the old man quickly supported the old man, and the two stared at Cao Xiuming's back for a while.
"Grandpa, he seems to have a bit of evil spirit on him..." the child said quietly.
The old man hissed, and twisted the place Cao Xiuming had just touched with his fingers.After a while, he patted the child's little hand and said, "Don't worry, we'll talk about it when we get home."
The author has something to say:
The small copywriting theater is reluctant to delete it, so I put it here and drive——
Du Jiayan: Go!Bring back the stick!
Lang Jun glared and began to strip his clothes.
Du Jiayan: Oh, where are you going to lick?Not this stick!
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