Those days when I fell in love with monsters

"I've never seen thunder like this before! Really!" Uncle Jiang sighed gesticulating while holding a pipe, "I thought the Japanese devils came to attack Qingdao, and they threw a bomb into my yard... the two children were so frightened Call……"

Lang Jun listened to Uncle Jiang's description of the situation that night, squatted down and looked at the roots of the willow tree, and found that it was scorched black and lifeless.

He sighed, depressed: "It's a pity for this big willow tree."

"Who said it wasn't?" Uncle Jiang took a puff of his cigarette and narrowed his eyes. "There was a fire, but it was extinguished by the heavy rain. I thought it would survive. But when I saw it this morning, it turned out to be black." It looks like this. Could it be that it is about to become a spirit, and Lei Gong and Dian Mu came to chop it on purpose?"

Du Jiayan, who was standing next to him, felt his heart move, and looked at Lang Jun thoughtfully.

Lang Jun smiled and said: "Uncle Jiang, if it really becomes a spirit, are you afraid?"

"This..." Uncle Jiang thought for a while, then shivered out of thin air, "It's still a bit infiltrating. This kind of spirit is definitely harmful to people. There is a horse woman in our village. A few years ago, she went to visit relatives in the next village and was caught on the road. A eucalyptus tree lost its eye and went crazy when it came back..."

Du Jiayan saw that Lang Jun's complexion was not very good, so he quickly smoothed things over: "Uncle Jiang, not all ghosts are harmful."

"Monsters have to suck human blood to cultivate, how can they not harm people?" Uncle Jiang felt that Du Jia was talking like a child.It happened that the old woman called him in the kitchen, and Uncle Jiang agreed to go there first.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.Du Jiayan rubbed over, and whispered to Lang Jun, "I don't think so."

Thinking of someone who was so scared that he almost peed his pants after showing his original shape by the pool for the first time, Lang Jun shook his head helplessly: "I just feel a little disappointed. So many people have enjoyed the cool under his tree and seen the stars, The willow catkins chasing it ran all over the mountains and plains, why can you forget all these things when you hear that he has become a spirit?"

Why, Du Jiayan couldn't tell.He looked at the willow tree in a terrible state of death, and asked, "So, is he really about to become a spirit?"

Lang Jun nodded: "All of them can be transformed for a short time."

Du Jia was speechless, except for Lang Jun, he saw two monsters.A frog, a willow tree, are there so many spirits these days?

"What did you want to tell me just now?" Lang Jun thought of Du Jiayan rushing in as if he had something to say.

"It's not that guy Cao Xiuming, it's so disgusting..." Du Jiayan thought of this, talked about it, and gave Lang Jun all he could say.

"Anyway, you have an agent." Unexpectedly, Lang Jun said coldly, "Tell me, what can I help you with? Brother Qing and I are not good at handling this kind of thing. You should be busy, I'll go in and see Director Liang. "

After speaking, he turned around and left.

Du Jiayan was almost frozen by the cold air, what kind of temper is this?Offended him?Even if offended, you can't treat yourself like this!Du Jiayan ran out angrily, just as Liu Ming finished the phone call.

"Hey! Where are you going?" Liu Ming took back his phone and called him.

"I'm crazy, I'm going out for a walk!" Du Jiayan retorted thoughtlessly.

Liu Ming thought he was mad by Cao Xiuming, so he quickly appeased him: "Don't worry, we also found the navy, isn't it a public opinion war? He won't have a good time! My mother will give him a Golden Crow Award this year!" Liu Ming squeezed He squeezed the phone, and said in a bad tone, "If you know who pushed you into the water, it will not be difficult at all to get evidence of Cao Xiuming's troubles! Then expose his lies and ruin his reputation."

"Save up the evidence first." Du Jiayan stopped her, "Using it now, at most people will know that he has a problem with his character, but the entertainment industry has poor character and good people, isn't it rare? Look at those who were taught by the knife. We If he is to withdraw from the entertainment industry for the rest of his life, no one will dare to use him again. The evidence can only be used at critical moments."

"Nabo International's daughter likes him, I'm afraid it's a bit difficult." Liu Ming showed a rare hint of impatience.

"What do you like? It disappeared in a blink of an eye." As he said this, he remembered Lang Jun's performance just now in his mind, and Du Jia said nothing.

"That's true." Liu Ming nodded in agreement, which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted, "But there is one thing, I want to apologize to you. I misread Lang Jun. This time you fell into the water, he jumped down to rescue you regardless of safety. You, you are so affectionate, I was a villain in vain in the past. From now on, I will not stop you. "

Please stop me!Others didn't care about my safety at all when they saved me, it was obviously just a matter of little effort!

Du Jia said that he was suffering and could not speak, feeling that countless arrows had been stuck in his body.

The battle of public opinion on the Internet is still going on, and the filming of the Chengze Village scene is considered to be over.Logically, they should have moved back to Shi No. [-] Middle School to continue filming.But Director Liang—the tailbone was shattered.

That place was really embarrassing, the sad director Liang couldn't sit or stand, even defecation would make him terribly painful.Lying on the hospital bed every day, the eyes can only see the pillow.

If the injured is an actor, the actor can be replaced.But the director was injured, so the project had to be suspended, and the crew disbanded to rest.

After visiting Director Liang at the Qingdao Hospital, Du Jiayan flew back to Beijing with Liu Ming and Xiaosu.Lang Jun is also on the same flight, but he is in economy class, and Du Jiayan is in business class.

While waiting for the plane, Liu Ming changed his previous indifference, greeted Lang Jun with his greetings, and wanted to take his seat to the business class, but Lang Jun politely refused.Instead, it was Du Jiayan, wearing big sunglasses, posing as actor Fan, who pretended not to be familiar with Lang Jun.

Both Xiao Su and Liu Ming were a little puzzled, wondering what kind of conflict happened between them.

Lang Jun smiled wryly.Seeing the willow spirit yesterday, he was not very comfortable at first, and he was a little jealous of the tacit understanding between Du Jiayan and Liu Ming, so he became a little colder.Unexpectedly, Du Jiayan is good at temper, so he is not afraid of "demon blood poison".Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?Forget it, let him do it, just calm down for a few days, without the influence of the aroma of the furnace, he can understand his feelings.

However, Du Jiayan saw that he didn't take the initiative to find him, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he severely stopped Liu Ming who went to the airline to raise his seat: "If you want to raise it, you will leave your private account, and you are not allowed to use the studio's money!"

The first male and the second male of the "Spring Sleep" crew had a "unhappy parting" at the airport.

Du Jiayan returned home, still angry.Cursing while opening the door: "It's unreasonable! You can lie to people now, right? What's the use of gold fingers? It's all used to raise cats and dogs!"

Just talking about cats and dogs, as soon as the door opened, the family's golden retriever rushed over: "Master! Master! You want to kill me!"

After being licked by Yuan Bao, Du Jiayan rubbed it a few times as if venting: "Where is Erbao? Why doesn't it come out to pick me up?"

"Erbao is practicing yoga with the little fox!" The golden retriever rolled happily on the ground.

Little Fox?What little fox?Du Jiayan was puzzled, put down his luggage and walked towards the living room.Unexpectedly, the situation in the living room startled him. A strange figure was facing away from him, sitting cross-legged with his hands facing the sky, chanting something in his mouth.Er Bao followed suit on the carpet, took the time to raise his eyes to look at the master, and casually greeted: "Shit shovel, are you back?"

"Who are you? How did you get in here!" Du Jiayan picked up the big vase at his feet and warned the figure, "Get out of here quickly, or I'll call the police!"

He suspected that this long-haired woman was his fanatical fan, and chased her home through illegal means.

"Meow! This is my idol! Shit shoveler, do you see me as the master in your eyes!" Er Bao was furious, and rushed over with a meow.

Du Jiayan kicked it away.

At this moment, the figure with his back to Du Jiayan turned around and blinked shyly at him.

Fuck!Du Jiayan's whole body went limp all of a sudden, as if he had been hit hard, he just felt that the beauty in front of him was so beautiful.Bright eyes and white teeth, delicate and cute are not enough to describe her beauty, she must be used to describe her beauty.Her soft blue hair, bright red mouth, and curled eyelashes...the entire facial features are shining and beautiful.The most beautiful woman in the entertainment industry is not even one-tenth of her.

Du Jiayan felt that he saw a fairy.

"Hu Yu, the slave, are you... the husband of the slave?" the fairy asked shyly.

Du Jiayan shivered and woke up.The world in front of me also seems to have removed the Meitu filter and returned to normal.The fairy herself... seems to be... um... turned into a normal beauty?

Thinking of the little fox Yuan Bao said, Du Jiayan panicked to death: "You...what are you talking about? Husband? What husband?"

"Didn't the husband's mother tell the husband?" The discounted fairy seemed a little confused.

Du Jiayan's mobile phone was lost in the sea and was reimbursed, and he hadn't had time to buy a new one.

"My mother... no, it's my mother. What is she going to tell me?" Du Jiayan stammered, and a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.

"Don't you know, my husband?" The discount fairy frowned, "The Lin family signed a contract with our Youhu clan, and it will never change from generation to generation."

"Deed... contract?" Du Jiayan's eyes darkened, feeling that he was about to be tricked.Generally speaking, when it comes to contracts, there is basically no good thing.

as predicted--

"Well, there are fox people who help the Lin family to control ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, while the Lin family has worshiped the fox family for generations. 30 years ago, after the birth of the husband, the parents of the slave family and the husband's mother agreed that they only waited for the day when the slave family transformed. Then come and accomplish good things with your husband." The fairy became shy again as she spoke.

Du Jiayan was about to cry, but he understood what the vixen said.It turns out that all the people invited back by the god of dancing are vixen?When he was born, his mother promised him to a little fox who didn't have a shape?

Lin Cuihua, am I still your biological son?Du Jiayan wanted to shake his mother's head 360 degrees to see if there was water in it.

"Husband, when will you enter the bridal chamber with my slave?" The vixen blinked, and the effect of adding a filter came again.

Du Jiayan, who had lost all hope, collapsed even more.He alone!How to bridal with a woman, no, how to bridal with a banshee?

"That...you take it easy, slowly..." At the moment of death, Du Jiayan was quick to think, "Then what, before the bridal chamber, can you take a bath first?"

"Pfft." The vixen covered her mouth and chuckled, her voice was coquettish and alluring, "My husband is obsessed with cleanliness, so I should obey."

After finishing speaking, she moved lightly with lotus steps, smiled coquettishly, and walked towards the bathroom with three steps.

When Du Jiayan heard the sound of water, he immediately grabbed the landline at home and called Lang Jun.

"Hello, who is it?"

Lang Jun's indifferent voice sounded like heaven to Du Jiayan's ears, and he couldn't help crying: "Lang Jun, come and save me! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

The author has something to say:

small theater--

Du Jiayan: Hu Yu, let me discuss with you, can you stop teaching Er Bao to practice?

Hu Yu: Why?Erbao is very talented, unlike Yuanbao, who only knows the master and master, and is too servile.

Du Jiayan: No, no, it's not a matter of talent or not, but - I'm afraid Er Bao will kill me after he cultivates human form.

Hu Yu: How come?You are his master!

Du Jiayan: I know, but—don't you know that I took Erbao to undergo a sterilization operation?

Hu Yu: ...Okay, okay, I won't teach anymore.