Those days when I fell in love with monsters
Chapter 13 1 mess
The sound of the waves drowned the night deeper and deeper.The wind was also strong, and the willow trees in the courtyard danced even more, which was quite terrifying.
With a flash of dark green light, a dark takraw ball emerged from the tree trunk and rolled towards Du Jiayan's guest room.After rolling to the edge of the wall, the takraw ball stopped for a while, seeing that there was no one around, then pulled out a thin green branch from its body and slowly climbed up the base of the wall.One inch, two inches, three inches... like a snail, struggling to climb onto the window sill.
"Hi!" A baby's voice came from the night sky, and the little takraw ball jumped up and onto the window sill.
The branches growing on it began to poke through the cracks in the window, fumbling carefully for the lock.
"Click", the lock is unlocked.The turbulent sea wind slammed the window open and slammed against the wall.Shocked, the takraw ball rolled to a dead corner and stopped on the balcony to pretend to be dead.Du Jiayan on the bed seemed to feel a little cold, turned over, and shrank half of his head into the quilt.
After half an hour, no one made a sound.Only then did the takraw ball let out a sigh of relief, rolled slowly, and fell to the ground with a snap.
"Hmm - hey!" It trembled in the corner for a moment, as if it was holding its breath, and with a puff, it stretched out four little rattan feet.It moved up, down, left, and right, and in the next second, like a crab, it nimbly crawled towards the sleeping Du Jiayan.
"Hey, hey..." Sepak Takraw yelled slogans, and jumped onto the bed along the bedposts. The whole vine slowly stretched out, and a small emerald green willow tree appeared in the darkness with fluorescent lights.
"Well, a little bit, a little bit is enough." The willow tree trembled slightly, making a childish voice.
However, just before it could move, a big hand suddenly stretched out from the darkness and pulled up the whole willow tree.
"Oh! It hurts!" The willow shivered, shaking out a few drops of light, which fell down and sprinkled on Du Jiayan's head. "Who are you? Why did you catch me!" Xiao Liushu quickly rolled himself into a ball and shouted.
Lang Jun heard the coughing sound coming from Uncle Jiang's room, moved to the window, closed the window again, and inserted the latch.
"I'm the one to ask this question, right?" After doing all this, Lang Jun said slowly, "Spirit Willow, why are you trying to harm someone?"
The willow spirit still hasn't given up on herself, while struggling desperately, screaming: "I didn't harm anyone, I didn't harm anyone!" However, it couldn't exert its demonic power in the palm of this person.
"Lying?" Lang Jun bared his canine teeth, and the strength in his hand made it even stronger. The willow tree spirit suddenly turned into a fat baby, his face turned blue, his eyes turned white, and he even stuck out his tongue.
Damn, this little fairy is too weird!How can you still hold it like this!Lang Jun cursed in his heart and let go of his palm.
The fat baby regained his breath, his hands and feet drooped together with his head, very pitiful.
"It's useless to pretend to be pitiful. You and I are both monsters, so I won't take your tricks." Lang Jun loosened his palms a little more, and asked unnaturally, "Say! What do you want to do to the person on the bed? Blood sucking, or soul taking?"
The fat baby raised his head in a daze: "No, I just... just... want to take his essence."
"What?" Lang Jun almost suspected that he had heard wrong. "You mean vitality?"
"What is vitality? Isn't that what humans use to fool people?" The fat baby pouted, "I'm not wrong, it's Jingyuan."
Lang Jun looked up and down at the doll in his hand.White and fat, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, no hair, joints like lotus root joints, making people want to take a bite, and most importantly - Lang Jun opened his legs and looked, and found that there was nothing in the middle.
This is how plants and trees become essences, whether they are male or female is up to him.
"Oh, what are you doing?" Fat Baby frowned as if offended, very unhappy.
"Do you know what Jingyuan is? Let's talk about taking other people's Jingyuan." Lang Jun was almost speechless, and muttered in a low voice, "Besides, you don't even have tools."
"There's nothing you don't know about this." The fat baby looked at Lang Jun like a fool, "Isn't essence just a seed? It's the thing that leaks out when a man and a woman are in love. Hey, I said old monster, don't you never know What is affection?"
It's fine to be called an old monster for the first time, but was it because the little baby despised some experience just now?Lang Jun's face darkened: "Shut up, how long have you been transformed? How dare you point me out?"
"Hehe, although I have only been incarnated for two or three years, have you ever been to the nearby hills, where my catkins are? Every spring, every tree in Chengze Village cries and begs for my luck! Hehe Hehe..." The fat baby let out a wretched laugh.
Du Jiayan on the bed groaned, smacked his mouth, and moved under the quilt.
Lang Jun hurriedly hissed: "Keep your voice down. Let me ask you, what are you doing with his essence? Do you want to learn from a vixen and use it for cultivation? Or—" Lang Jun gave him a strange look, "You are so masculine ?”
"Bah, bah, what kind of vixen is not a vixen! I don't want to learn these coquettish things!" The fat baby stopped struggling, and asked him with some doubts, "You don't know?"
"Know what?" Lang Jun was impatient for fear that Du Jiayan would wake up midway, "Don't play tricks on me, you have something to say!"
"It's a pity that you have been incarnate longer than me, how come you don't even know this?" The fat baby pointed to Du Jiayan on the bed, "You can smell it yourself." After speaking, he released a trace of demon power.
don't want!Lang Jun subconsciously wanted to stop it.However, suddenly, a huge and strong fragrance hit him violently.
"I...I..." Lang Jun staggered immediately, almost unable to hold the willow spirit in his hand.
The willow tree spirit completely lost his mind, and looked like a pervert, and stretched out his hand to Du Jiayan on the bed: "Beauty! I'm here, beauty! My dear boy, why are you even better than I expected?"
"This...what's going on? It wasn't...stinky...ah...I..." Lang Jun felt hot all over, and an impulse swept up from his lower abdomen, wanting to take over his body.Lang Jun vaguely realized that he had lost his temper.
Taking advantage of the last sliver of sanity, he carried the willow spirit across the wall.
As soon as the sea breeze blew, the impulse dissipated a lot. However, his muscles were still hard, his blood was still boiling, and there was no sign of softening in that place.
Because of his low cultivation, Willow Spirit still has an obsessive smirk on his face, pouting to kiss her.
Papapapa, regardless of 21, Lang Jun slapped him several times, making the fat baby dizzy.
"Damn it, you can do it to a baby?" The willow spirit, who was slightly awake, covered her painful face in disbelief.
"That smell, you made a ghost! Don't you!" Lang Jun was furious, wishing to cut down the willow tree in the yard to vent his anger, almost, almost causing a catastrophe.
"I don't have that great ability, I'm at most...at most...catalyzed for a while, after all, I'm not going to blame you!" Fat Baby complained angrily.
Lang Jun refused to show mercy any more, and directly ruthlessly tried to crush the willow spirit who had harmful intentions to death.
With a bang, the willow spirit's body scattered like fireworks, and countless green light spots all flew back to the willow trees in the courtyard: "I'll go, are you sick? You want to kill me before I finish talking!" ?”
"What else is there to say! You have admitted it yourself!" Lang Jun didn't understand why he was so angry.Obviously he is also a demon, but he couldn't help getting angry when he heard that the willow spirit was going to harm Du Jiayan.
Because that person is his own - a slave!It's not the turn of other monsters to hurt.Lang Jun found a reason for himself in his heart.
"What did I admit? I really don't blame me for this!" The willow spirit felt aggrieved, "The human inside has the physique of a furnace. I smelled it as soon as he entered the yard today. It is very faint, almost imperceptible. Ding fragrance. I was still thinking, although it is a second-rate product, the opportunity to come to my door is not for nothing... But who would have thought that he usually uses secret methods to cover himself, and when I stimulated with vitality, his fragrance It's so thick that it makes the demon lose its mind, it's like walking in the demon world! However, I'm going to blame you for this, I just wanted to use a drop of life fluid that I worked so hard to save, but you suddenly grabbed it and killed me. Shaking hands, squeeze a few more drops for him, otherwise, the effect would not be as terrifying as it is now."
"The cauldron?" Lang Jun murmured.
"That's right! It's the kind of human children born that are especially suitable for dual cultivation. Having sex with them can improve their cultivation by leaps and bounds. You really don't know?" The willow spirit finds it incredible. Isn't this common sense in the demon world?
Lang Jun thought of the "perfume" that Du Jiayan sprayed every day, and suddenly realized why his mother would think of using such unreasonable things to protect her children.
I want to come to film these days, but I don't let him use it, and his fragrance can't be covered up.Today, being teased by this bastard willow spirit has reached the point where it can't be dealt with.
"Hey, anyway, now, he can't hide the fact that he is the best stove." The willow spirit said mysteriously, "I think you, the old monster, have an upright personality and prefer humans, so you must be an animal like a domestic dog. Right? If you want me to say, you definitely can’t do such a beastly thing as letting the furnace recognize the master, or let me come tonight? Hehehe..."
It is indeed a way to recognize the master of the furnace cauldron, as long as the furnace cauldron is possessed by a practitioner, it will be fragrant and introverted from now on, and will never be coveted by other monsters again.
But—Lang Jun kicked the root of the willow tree hard, and somehow sealed the willow spirit inside the tree.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" After speaking, he suddenly disappeared.
The scent wafting from the crack in the door and the crack in the window is getting stronger and stronger.The willow tree spirit was so anxious that it scratched its heart and liver, cursing in the trunk, cursing the sky and the earth, but it just couldn't get out.
After a while, Lang Jun came over with a small bottle.The footsteps hurriedly walked into Du Jiayan's room.
"Beast! You beast! My furnace! My hope of growing up! My dream of traveling the world without my body! Now it's all gone..." The willow spirit cried outside.
After a while, the scent from the room completely disappeared.
Liu Shu sat down on the ground in a state of exhaustion: "It's over, it's over... it's all over now..."
The author has something to say:
1. After I get up tomorrow, I will revise and revise. Who told me to start coding at twelve o'clock in the morning? This chapter can definitely be considered again.
2. What did Lang Jun use for Du Jiayan?Everyone can guess, lubricating oil?Hand cream?Or corpse water?
3. The cover was changed today, it doesn't look good.
4. Regarding the setting of Du Jiayan's physique, it is actually easy to understand, as long as I change the term.Monster=alpha perfume=Omega inhibitor Du Jiayan=Omega that is all over the world, everyone, do you understand?
5. Come to such a chapter suddenly, is it considered a collapse?
6. The author of this article seems to be very long-winded, I hope little angels don't hate it.
With a flash of dark green light, a dark takraw ball emerged from the tree trunk and rolled towards Du Jiayan's guest room.After rolling to the edge of the wall, the takraw ball stopped for a while, seeing that there was no one around, then pulled out a thin green branch from its body and slowly climbed up the base of the wall.One inch, two inches, three inches... like a snail, struggling to climb onto the window sill.
"Hi!" A baby's voice came from the night sky, and the little takraw ball jumped up and onto the window sill.
The branches growing on it began to poke through the cracks in the window, fumbling carefully for the lock.
"Click", the lock is unlocked.The turbulent sea wind slammed the window open and slammed against the wall.Shocked, the takraw ball rolled to a dead corner and stopped on the balcony to pretend to be dead.Du Jiayan on the bed seemed to feel a little cold, turned over, and shrank half of his head into the quilt.
After half an hour, no one made a sound.Only then did the takraw ball let out a sigh of relief, rolled slowly, and fell to the ground with a snap.
"Hmm - hey!" It trembled in the corner for a moment, as if it was holding its breath, and with a puff, it stretched out four little rattan feet.It moved up, down, left, and right, and in the next second, like a crab, it nimbly crawled towards the sleeping Du Jiayan.
"Hey, hey..." Sepak Takraw yelled slogans, and jumped onto the bed along the bedposts. The whole vine slowly stretched out, and a small emerald green willow tree appeared in the darkness with fluorescent lights.
"Well, a little bit, a little bit is enough." The willow tree trembled slightly, making a childish voice.
However, just before it could move, a big hand suddenly stretched out from the darkness and pulled up the whole willow tree.
"Oh! It hurts!" The willow shivered, shaking out a few drops of light, which fell down and sprinkled on Du Jiayan's head. "Who are you? Why did you catch me!" Xiao Liushu quickly rolled himself into a ball and shouted.
Lang Jun heard the coughing sound coming from Uncle Jiang's room, moved to the window, closed the window again, and inserted the latch.
"I'm the one to ask this question, right?" After doing all this, Lang Jun said slowly, "Spirit Willow, why are you trying to harm someone?"
The willow spirit still hasn't given up on herself, while struggling desperately, screaming: "I didn't harm anyone, I didn't harm anyone!" However, it couldn't exert its demonic power in the palm of this person.
"Lying?" Lang Jun bared his canine teeth, and the strength in his hand made it even stronger. The willow tree spirit suddenly turned into a fat baby, his face turned blue, his eyes turned white, and he even stuck out his tongue.
Damn, this little fairy is too weird!How can you still hold it like this!Lang Jun cursed in his heart and let go of his palm.
The fat baby regained his breath, his hands and feet drooped together with his head, very pitiful.
"It's useless to pretend to be pitiful. You and I are both monsters, so I won't take your tricks." Lang Jun loosened his palms a little more, and asked unnaturally, "Say! What do you want to do to the person on the bed? Blood sucking, or soul taking?"
The fat baby raised his head in a daze: "No, I just... just... want to take his essence."
"What?" Lang Jun almost suspected that he had heard wrong. "You mean vitality?"
"What is vitality? Isn't that what humans use to fool people?" The fat baby pouted, "I'm not wrong, it's Jingyuan."
Lang Jun looked up and down at the doll in his hand.White and fat, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, no hair, joints like lotus root joints, making people want to take a bite, and most importantly - Lang Jun opened his legs and looked, and found that there was nothing in the middle.
This is how plants and trees become essences, whether they are male or female is up to him.
"Oh, what are you doing?" Fat Baby frowned as if offended, very unhappy.
"Do you know what Jingyuan is? Let's talk about taking other people's Jingyuan." Lang Jun was almost speechless, and muttered in a low voice, "Besides, you don't even have tools."
"There's nothing you don't know about this." The fat baby looked at Lang Jun like a fool, "Isn't essence just a seed? It's the thing that leaks out when a man and a woman are in love. Hey, I said old monster, don't you never know What is affection?"
It's fine to be called an old monster for the first time, but was it because the little baby despised some experience just now?Lang Jun's face darkened: "Shut up, how long have you been transformed? How dare you point me out?"
"Hehe, although I have only been incarnated for two or three years, have you ever been to the nearby hills, where my catkins are? Every spring, every tree in Chengze Village cries and begs for my luck! Hehe Hehe..." The fat baby let out a wretched laugh.
Du Jiayan on the bed groaned, smacked his mouth, and moved under the quilt.
Lang Jun hurriedly hissed: "Keep your voice down. Let me ask you, what are you doing with his essence? Do you want to learn from a vixen and use it for cultivation? Or—" Lang Jun gave him a strange look, "You are so masculine ?”
"Bah, bah, what kind of vixen is not a vixen! I don't want to learn these coquettish things!" The fat baby stopped struggling, and asked him with some doubts, "You don't know?"
"Know what?" Lang Jun was impatient for fear that Du Jiayan would wake up midway, "Don't play tricks on me, you have something to say!"
"It's a pity that you have been incarnate longer than me, how come you don't even know this?" The fat baby pointed to Du Jiayan on the bed, "You can smell it yourself." After speaking, he released a trace of demon power.
don't want!Lang Jun subconsciously wanted to stop it.However, suddenly, a huge and strong fragrance hit him violently.
"I...I..." Lang Jun staggered immediately, almost unable to hold the willow spirit in his hand.
The willow tree spirit completely lost his mind, and looked like a pervert, and stretched out his hand to Du Jiayan on the bed: "Beauty! I'm here, beauty! My dear boy, why are you even better than I expected?"
"This...what's going on? It wasn't...stinky...ah...I..." Lang Jun felt hot all over, and an impulse swept up from his lower abdomen, wanting to take over his body.Lang Jun vaguely realized that he had lost his temper.
Taking advantage of the last sliver of sanity, he carried the willow spirit across the wall.
As soon as the sea breeze blew, the impulse dissipated a lot. However, his muscles were still hard, his blood was still boiling, and there was no sign of softening in that place.
Because of his low cultivation, Willow Spirit still has an obsessive smirk on his face, pouting to kiss her.
Papapapa, regardless of 21, Lang Jun slapped him several times, making the fat baby dizzy.
"Damn it, you can do it to a baby?" The willow spirit, who was slightly awake, covered her painful face in disbelief.
"That smell, you made a ghost! Don't you!" Lang Jun was furious, wishing to cut down the willow tree in the yard to vent his anger, almost, almost causing a catastrophe.
"I don't have that great ability, I'm at most...at most...catalyzed for a while, after all, I'm not going to blame you!" Fat Baby complained angrily.
Lang Jun refused to show mercy any more, and directly ruthlessly tried to crush the willow spirit who had harmful intentions to death.
With a bang, the willow spirit's body scattered like fireworks, and countless green light spots all flew back to the willow trees in the courtyard: "I'll go, are you sick? You want to kill me before I finish talking!" ?”
"What else is there to say! You have admitted it yourself!" Lang Jun didn't understand why he was so angry.Obviously he is also a demon, but he couldn't help getting angry when he heard that the willow spirit was going to harm Du Jiayan.
Because that person is his own - a slave!It's not the turn of other monsters to hurt.Lang Jun found a reason for himself in his heart.
"What did I admit? I really don't blame me for this!" The willow spirit felt aggrieved, "The human inside has the physique of a furnace. I smelled it as soon as he entered the yard today. It is very faint, almost imperceptible. Ding fragrance. I was still thinking, although it is a second-rate product, the opportunity to come to my door is not for nothing... But who would have thought that he usually uses secret methods to cover himself, and when I stimulated with vitality, his fragrance It's so thick that it makes the demon lose its mind, it's like walking in the demon world! However, I'm going to blame you for this, I just wanted to use a drop of life fluid that I worked so hard to save, but you suddenly grabbed it and killed me. Shaking hands, squeeze a few more drops for him, otherwise, the effect would not be as terrifying as it is now."
"The cauldron?" Lang Jun murmured.
"That's right! It's the kind of human children born that are especially suitable for dual cultivation. Having sex with them can improve their cultivation by leaps and bounds. You really don't know?" The willow spirit finds it incredible. Isn't this common sense in the demon world?
Lang Jun thought of the "perfume" that Du Jiayan sprayed every day, and suddenly realized why his mother would think of using such unreasonable things to protect her children.
I want to come to film these days, but I don't let him use it, and his fragrance can't be covered up.Today, being teased by this bastard willow spirit has reached the point where it can't be dealt with.
"Hey, anyway, now, he can't hide the fact that he is the best stove." The willow spirit said mysteriously, "I think you, the old monster, have an upright personality and prefer humans, so you must be an animal like a domestic dog. Right? If you want me to say, you definitely can’t do such a beastly thing as letting the furnace recognize the master, or let me come tonight? Hehehe..."
It is indeed a way to recognize the master of the furnace cauldron, as long as the furnace cauldron is possessed by a practitioner, it will be fragrant and introverted from now on, and will never be coveted by other monsters again.
But—Lang Jun kicked the root of the willow tree hard, and somehow sealed the willow spirit inside the tree.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" After speaking, he suddenly disappeared.
The scent wafting from the crack in the door and the crack in the window is getting stronger and stronger.The willow tree spirit was so anxious that it scratched its heart and liver, cursing in the trunk, cursing the sky and the earth, but it just couldn't get out.
After a while, Lang Jun came over with a small bottle.The footsteps hurriedly walked into Du Jiayan's room.
"Beast! You beast! My furnace! My hope of growing up! My dream of traveling the world without my body! Now it's all gone..." The willow spirit cried outside.
After a while, the scent from the room completely disappeared.
Liu Shu sat down on the ground in a state of exhaustion: "It's over, it's over... it's all over now..."
The author has something to say:
1. After I get up tomorrow, I will revise and revise. Who told me to start coding at twelve o'clock in the morning? This chapter can definitely be considered again.
2. What did Lang Jun use for Du Jiayan?Everyone can guess, lubricating oil?Hand cream?Or corpse water?
3. The cover was changed today, it doesn't look good.
4. Regarding the setting of Du Jiayan's physique, it is actually easy to understand, as long as I change the term.Monster=alpha perfume=Omega inhibitor Du Jiayan=Omega that is all over the world, everyone, do you understand?
5. Come to such a chapter suddenly, is it considered a collapse?
6. The author of this article seems to be very long-winded, I hope little angels don't hate it.
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