Cooking Dragon Kee

Lord Yama of the underworld is famous for his hospitality in the Three Realms, but anyone who can come to his palace, no matter what is in the sky, water, or land, will be dragged over by him to have a few drinks first, and then wait for the wine to pass three rounds of tables I was so drunk that I was staggering, and then we cut into the main topic of this trip with him. Of course, all the erroneous topics of the son were forgotten at that time, and he had already pulled Yan Wangye to start dancing. If he was lucky, he could still stagger. Go back, if you are unlucky, just spend the night under the belly of the table.

Yan Wang Ye is such a friend of Wu Qin, and drinking with him, Wu Qin's end is often the latter.

The painful experience in the past told Wu Qin that if he could not go to the Hades, he would not go to the Hades in the future. If he really couldn't bear it and wanted to go down to do something, he must first speak clearly about what to do, so that he would not miss the job if he was drunk up.

But this time, Wu Qin felt that it didn't matter if it was done or not.Just now in You's mansion, Wu Qin felt that it was necessary to get drunk for three days and three nights in the mansion of the underworld because of You Qing's intimacy with Ao Tang before he bothered with this nonsense.

"Engong, will you still see Bai Wuchang when you go to the underworld?" Ao Tang recalled that in the bamboo forest in Zhongnan Mountain, Wu Qin kept threatening to send him to see Bai Wuchang, so Ao Tang knew about this matter. shaded.

"No, you play around every day when people are black and white, don't you?" Wu Qin said sarcastically.

Ao Tang grabbed the corner of Wu Qin's clothes and pursed his mouth unhappily.Something has been wrong with this guy since early this morning, but Ao Tang just doesn't understand what Wu Qin is up to, is he eating too much in the morning?Impossible, in the morning he only ate three bowls of Yangchun noodles and three drawers of soup buns, which is one drawer less than yesterday, this guy must not be so stingy.

Thinking of this, Ao Tang couldn't help rubbing his paws on Wu Qin's white clothes vigorously until a perfect paw print was left, and then he was happy again.

"Grandmother, if you really are old acquaintances with Lord Yan, then don't drink, just ask him to hand over the command book to you."

"Why? Why? If you want him to give you the command book, he will give it to you? You treat him as the Lord of Hades just for fun?" Wu Qin refused to let go, and Ao Tang stretched out another dirty hand. The paws rubbed against his clothes with great joy.

"But right now, it's important to help Lord Hou become a fairy. Let's hurry up, otherwise the Taishang Laojun really finds us, and it will be hard to say then."

After Ao Tang finished speaking, Wu Qin stopped, turned around and said to him: "Does the coming of the Supreme Lord have something to do with me? It was you who kicked over his stove and it wasn't me, Wu Qin. I, Wu Qin, followed him from beginning to end. Does this matter?"

Ao Tang looked at him with a frown, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and said to Wu Qin: "I see, benefactor, are you not jealous anymore? When I was talking to Lord Hou in the morning, I saw you standing outside looking unhappy. look..." Seeing Wu Qin pull out his fan and knock on his palm maliciously, Ao Tang closed his mouth in good time.

"I'm jealous, what a joke, what a big joke!" Wu Qin shouted at Ao Tang in this room, and the gate of Hades opened behind him, and a gloomy atmosphere swept in, causing Wu Qin and Ao Tang outside the door to tremble.

Ghost soldiers with weapons in their hands stood in two lanes, Wu Qin carried Ao Tang, who was frequently shrinking back, and walked across a stone bridge first, the cold water under the bridge was turbulent, and Ao Tang's legs were so weak that he simply Let Wu Qin stride forward with the white jade belt.A ghost with a blue face and fangs came out from nowhere, and led them through a surrounding area full of mourning and crying.

"Engong, where is this..." Ao Tang hugged Wu Qin tightly, trembling.

"Eighteen levels of hell." Wu Qin said it calmly, and Ao Tang was terrified when he heard it, but when he heard the thick fog rolling in front of him, men in black robes and crown uniforms were sitting with a pen in one hand and their heads in the other. Before the case... I dozed off.

The blue-faced, fang-toothed ghost made him feel very sorry, so he hurriedly ran to the king of hell, and whispered a few words: "Lord Yan, don't sleep, get up quickly." After a while of dead silence, Wu Qin and Ao Tang could even hear his even snoring.

In the end, the ghost envoy had no choice but to use his trump card and whispered in his ear: "Madam is here."

"Who! Who's here! I haven't slept...I haven't slept in anything!" Yan Wang suddenly raised his head, accidentally knocked over the ink in his hand, and saw Wu Qin standing in front of him, and the red man on his right hand. Only then did he regain his senses and said, "Old Wu, but you're here? I'm not dreaming!"

There was a hint of embarrassment in the air, Wu Qin tried hard to squeeze a smile uglier than crying from his face, and replied, "Yes, I'm here."

"Oh my god, old Wu, it's been a long time since I saw you." Yan Wang stepped on the table, jumped off and hugged Wu Qin's shoulders, "You... lost weight."

Wu Qin pulled his hands off his shoulders, pointed to Ao Tang beside him and said, "This is the son of the Dragon King's family in the South China Sea, Ao Tang."

Lord Yan immediately reached out his hand to hold Ao Tang's paw, and shook it violently back and forth in the air, accompanied by his impassioned tone: "The famous little dragon king of the South China Sea, I have admired him for a long time, I have a nickname for Xiaowang, Guagua , if the Little Dragon King doesn't mind, you can call me that."

"What Guagua?" Ao Tang was puzzled, and looked at Wu Qin beside him.

"His nickname is Guagua." Wu Qin whispered to Ao Tang's ear to remind him, but Ao Tang couldn't help but start giggling after hearing this, "Guagua hahaha... and this name haha Ha ha……"

A gleam of shade flashed behind him, Wu Qin pinched Ao Tang's waist fiercely, making him shut up in good time.

Underworld, under the tree in the backyard.

It is reasonable to say that the reincarnation of the sun and the moon cannot be seen underground, but the wife of Lord Yan really misses the bright and bright moon in the world, so she sent ghost soldiers to hang a lantern on the dark night.

"Don't be disgusted, both of you. My wife is looking forward to this lantern for the Mid-Autumn Festival. If you don't see it..." Hades on the wine table made a gesture of spitting blood, causing Wu Qin and Wu Qin on both sides to look forward to it. Ao Tang fully realized the importance of this lantern.

"Oh, there is a good saying on the ground, 'When is the bright moon, ask the blue sky for the wine', but I don't know that the bright moon is there every day, but it is rare to take a sip of wine." Lord Yan sipped his wine, and couldn't help but praised, "Old Wu Ah, when you came back last time, I was a bachelor, and in the blink of an eye I was the father of three children."

Although he sighed and lamented that Ao Tang couldn't understand, the situation also infected Ao Tang. When he was asked to hold up the wine glass and wanted to drink it all, for the sake of safety, he really saw that Wu Qin who was sitting across from him said: Four big characters: "Looking for death, right?"

So, Ao Tang silently put down his wine glass and ate vegetables instead.

"Hey, I heard that after you finished drinking with me last time, you resigned from the position of Tiangong lecturer?"

Lord Yan asked from this side, the wine glass in Wu Qin's hand shook and spilled some, thinking that it was a mistake to drink with him that time, but now if he said it, it would seem that he has no capacity, so he laughed Said: "I don't want the false title without salary, I'd better drink with you, Guagua." After that, he will drink the whole glass of wine.

Lord Yan filled Wu Qin's cup again, and sighed: "Old Wu, you don't know that my position is really a false title!"

Wu Qin hurriedly nodded in response. He understood everything from the moment he went in and saw him sleeping.

"Actually, I also want to be like you, come and go without any worries, and have a baby by my side when I'm happy. How nice it is."

"He's not a child, he's an adult." After a few glasses of wine, Wu Qin was still sober about this issue.

"That's a good thing, the little dragon king has ever been married?" Lord Yan became interested for a while, and asked Ao Tang, "I have three daughters in my family, and I am worried that I won't be able to get married!"

Ao Tang gnawed on the pig's trotter and said back to him: "Thank you, thank you, Xiao Wang, I already have someone in my heart."

"Which girl?" Lord Yan seemed a little unhappy.

Ao Tang first watched Wu Qin's reaction with his eyes, and saw that his hand holding the cup stopped for a moment, then he continued to drink as if nothing had happened.

"Xiaoqian." Ao Tang responded lightly, keeping her eyes on Wu Qin.

"Xiaoqian, which Xiaoqian, the sky or the underground?"

Yan Wangye chased after him, but Ao Tang just stared at Wu Qin until he drank all the wine in his glass, and finally raised his eyes to look at himself.

Wu Qin's lips are not thick, which can be regarded as a fickle face, especially with the tear mole at the corner of his eye, his pair of red and phoenix eyes are extremely attractive, often fascinated by Ao Tang, he just wants to see the sea dry up .

"The daughters of the boatmen on the fishing boats on the Xiliang River outside the city will be whipped with wicker sticks if they don't sell enough fish."

Ao Tang spoke in an orderly manner. He saw Wu Qin twitching the corner of his mouth, and quickly covered it up with drinking.

"I always turned into a golden carp and often went to see him. Then one day, his master liar in the world rescued me. He was the one who tried his best to release me."

After drinking half of the wine, Wu Qin slowly put it down, he had to look at Ao Tang again, and re-examine what he said.

There is a master, after Wu Qin escaped from his uncle's house, he followed a lame Taoist priest to travel around the rivers and lakes, and later found that this Taoist priest did not have magic arts and martial arts, but was good at cheating and abducting, and specialized in stealing and stealing to make a living. Once the Taoist stabbed a golden carp with a wooden fork, he couldn't stand it anymore, and ran away with the injured golden carp.

"Where is that girl now, but did you ever know that it was you, the little dragon king, who was saved by her?" Lord Yan suddenly felt that the atmosphere at the dinner table was a little strange, Wu Qin and Ao Tang sat opposite each other, staring at each other. The other party neither eats nor drinks.

Ao Tang smiled wryly, he had already reached this point, but Wu Qin remained unmoved, it seemed that he really forgot.In order to end this topic, Ao Tang continued to talk nonsense to Lord Yan: "Probably not. I went to find this girl later and found that she had already married and lived an ordinary life."

"Yeah, let's forget about it once you get married. If this girl's lifespan ends someday, the little dragon king will come to my Hades again so that I can arrange for you two to meet."

Ao Tang put down the chopsticks in his hand and completely lost his appetite, but he heard Wu Qin's violent coughing and Yen Wangye's sighs.