[Variety Drama] Serious Nonsense

Article [-] of How to Seriously Talk Nonsense Study Manual: Make good use of search engines. —Flora's record file.

It had been two months since that fruitless, unofficial rendezvous, and when Rhett accompanied her back to the door, the burly black detective was supervising a carpenter repairing the door with a clear footprint. the door.And Pai was like a suckling pig, with two pairs of paws tied up with ropes and thrown on the sofa. The reason given by the detective was: the black cat almost scratched them out of territoriality.Because of this, the self-respecting cat didn't look her in the eye (nor did it in the past), and she had a twist with her for a week. She was reported by the fbi after that, and she was required to be in the US Marine Corps in Quantico every day. Team base for training, since she is a technician, her training volume is less than that of ordinary police officers on duty.After mastering the basic knowledge of intelligence collection, analysis, law, and the use of strategies and tactics, she first submitted an entry application to the bau where the "Black Queen" is located, but was rejected by the bau chief and entered the technical team for internship.

During this period of time, the communication between her and Dr. Reid was not frequent. He had sent a few text messages on his own initiative, but they were all short greetings between friends.

After a day of internship work, Flora returned home, half of the cat food was left, and Pai didn't know where to go.

Then she got a text from Rhett, tactfully asking if she would like to finish the meal together.

Flora didn't refuse, since the last time she was asked out - ignoring those small twists and turns - it was true that they hadn't met formally for a long time, so they couldn't help feeling a little nervous.Afternoon tea, watching a movie is one thing, and a real dinner is quite another.

After being uncertain for a while, Flora obviously forgot the previous lesson, and posted on the forum: [Help: What are the precautions for being asked out for dinner? ]2l-[xdd: The Queen of Apple Pie posted again!The sofa is still mine. ]

3l-[e: about? !Has the apple pie queen met someone worth washing her hair? ? ]

4l-[apfollower: Don't scare me upstairs, she has a relationship before I appear beside my goddess? - Apple pie my wife, I will give you a monkey! ]

5l-[: Oh my god it hurts so much that you didn't tell me, what does that handsome guy look like?By the way, you must bring anti-wolf spray, what if it is a conspiracy?Do you want your most caring Black Queen to use his rich intelligence network to find out for you first? ]

6l-[＿(:3」∠)＿: I just said that the Black Queen and Apple Pie have jq, look how nervous the Black Queen is! ]

Still no useful information, Flora quit the forum angrily.

She knew that she had to choose the right clothes, but unfortunately... she glanced at the closet, it was horrible, except for two sets of business clothes, the rest were casual clothes.She has never been in a formal relationship since graduation, and she chooses to work at home as an it girl. She has never considered buying herself a formal suit or two.

Twenty minutes later, Red texted her to tell her he was downstairs.

She picked up her bag and went downstairs, out of the apartment door, and the first time she saw a blue Volvo, she couldn't believe her eyes when she saw Reid in the driver's seat.

Flora always believed that he was a figure from the last century who was out of touch with modern technology. Compared with Rhett driving a car to pick her up, she was more willing to believe that there was a carriage at the door.

"Hi." Reid greeted shyly while sitting in the driver's seat. Today, he was wearing a dark brown coat and gray trousers.

Flora opened the car door, said "Hi" as well, and found that Reid was looking at her clothes.

She searched for a long time before finding a casual dress with suspenders for summer. In order not to be too naked|exposed, she specially put on a beige shawl outside.She tried to make it as formal as possible, but it was still not good enough.

Fearing that Rhett would misunderstand that she was dismissing her, Flora tried to explain: "Well... it was a bit of an accident, so I didn't have time to dress up, this outfit..."

"I like it very much." Rhett interrupted her, or maybe he realized that what he said was inappropriate, and corrected him again, "Well, I mean, this outfit suits you very well, elegantly like Agatha wielding a pen and ink. "

"Why Agatha?" For the first time, Flora heard that someone compared the elegance of a lady to Agatha, a writer of mystery novels, instead of Audrey Hepburn, and she was a little bit amused.

"Although I prefer Conan Doyle's novels, I have to admit that Agatha's structure is far superior to Conan Doyle's. As a female novelist, she is deeply influenced by Dickens, with delicate and exquisite text, behind the vivid canvas and design It's all ingenious foreshadowing, her exquisite words are like an elegant and charming woman..." Reid stopped at this point, and looked away from Flora with some embarrassment.

"Don't think that I will forgive you and your colleagues for breaking down my door if you praise me so much." Flora admitted that a smart person is very wise even when praising others, so she moved away to hide the smile on her lips. some heads.

"Of course not..." Rhett started the engine and added, "I'm not praising, I'm telling the truth."

Flora remembered that Rhett had indeed told her that she would be able to drive at the age of 14, but if Rhett was not driving the car smoothly on the road, she would still be suspicious for a while, and she was a little worried about whether the engine would repel and break down halfway. of.

"Why did you think of inviting me to dinner today?" Flora touched the mobile phone in her bag, and checked it several times before going out today.

"I heard that you have passed the interview and training of the FBI, and you have already started your internship. Hmm...I want to celebrate for you." Rhett said this with his characteristic tone, as if this was an indisputable fact.

Flora turned her head and frowned with her chin propped on the back of one hand: "Dr. Reed, I don't seem to have told you about my admission and internship. Can you tell me how you know." Her last few words The sound is very long.

At a red light, Red slammed on the brakes.

"I, I ask Garcia, um, our bau technicians, help me..." He didn't continue as if he had been caught doing something wrong.

"Checked my life history?" Flora raised her eyebrows.

Hearing the word Garcia, the word "Black Queen" came to Flora's mind.She really likes to use the intelligence network to find out...

Rhett silently expressed his acquiescence.

"Did you find anything interesting?" Flora's tone was calm, and she did not reject Rhett's move.She's curious, though, if the bau behavior profiler might see something in her file.

Reid pursed his lips subconsciously, and it took a long time before he said with some seriousness: "I feel sorry for your parents."

"I was only nine years old at the time. If I was older, I might have left a deeper impression." Flora shook her head and lowered her eyes.

——only nine years old, but watched them die in front of their eyes.

"What about you, what were you doing when you were nine years old? Surely it's not as bad as me?" Flora tried to change the subject, she didn't want to face this matter for the time being.

Rhett was silent again for a short while before speaking in a low voice: "I have already finished junior high school by myself when I was nine years old... My mother has paranoid schizophrenia and her condition keeps getting worse, and my father died when I was ten years old. I left because I couldn't bear it..."

Flora turned her head in disbelief, and Reid's eyes were fixed on the road ahead, showing no joy or anger, but his slightly trembling hands holding the steering wheel revealed his helplessness in describing this matter.

She made the subject even worse.

She found that the man beside her was more fragile than her.She turned her grief into her ambition and became an IT elite. Her paranoia about tracking down the murderer made her strong until now.Although his fate is also unchangeable, he is even more helpless, all he has to do is calmly accept the reality.

She thought about what to say to make the atmosphere less gloomy, but Rhett stopped the car first.

"We're here." His tone sounded back to normal.

Compared with a restaurant, this place is more like a small remote mountain village in the suburbs. Except for the main entrance, the surrounding area is covered by greenery.

The receptionist opened the car door and took the car keys from Reid.Flora was not used to this seemingly formal occasion, so she opened the co-pilot's door and walked out.

After entering the door, I found that this place is simply a library, with round wooden tables and chairs in the middle, and hollowed-out bookshelves on the surrounding walls. The strange thing is that the books are arranged unevenly, as if they were randomly stuffed without pressing the format. there.The second floor is a protruding platform surrounded by a circle. You can see the first floor. The dining table is placed half a circle along the railing, and the part against the wall is still a bookshelf.

"My God, Rhett, how did you find this place?" Flora had never heard of this restaurant, and even the "10 Must-Visit Restaurants in xx State" on social media hadn't posted similar places.Maybe she Googled "the most distinctive library in the United States" and she might not be able to find it.

Rhett opened the seat for Flora, and then sat down by himself, with a rather smug expression: "This place was mentioned in the book by the contemporary writer Kerouac, and I always wanted to visit it when I read it occasionally. This hotel has been open for almost a century, and its owners have always been ingenious for generations. They integrated the side building library with this place more than ten years ago. By the way, the owner who first commercialized this place turned it into a Zoos, guests have to accept eating with the animals."

Flora believed that a dining environment where the smell of animal body and feces mixed together would never appeal to her.

"But don't you think this kind of combination... um, it's a little inappropriate?" Flora opened the menu in her hand. Fortunately, the price list didn't make her speechless. She flipped through a few pages and continued, "In this environment, books It's easily damaged, isn't it?"

"That's true. The heat of the food can easily make the books damp and corrupt, but the owner here regularly takes these books back to the library every day to remove moisture and mildew, and put them away before dinner time."

every day?There are at least a thousand or even nearly [-] books here, which really confirms a sentence: rich, self-willed.

After simply ordering a meal for two, Flora looked around.There are more customers than expected, and they are all dressed more formally.She looked down at hers again, okay, can it be called casual formal attire?

"Well, congratulations on successfully entering the fbi."

"Thank you."

There is no more after a simple two-sentence dialogue.

There is no formal introduction to the first afternoon tea, and no questions to ask during the consultation interview.On this occasion, Flora really didn't know what to say.

And she will never ask stupid things like "do you really want to talk to me?"

[Help: What is the right topic to talk about at dinner with the opposite sex? ]

She quietly opened the forum and sent a message.

1-[apfoll My apple pie goddess is really going to be taken away by others first, goddess, take a look at me, come to my bar as a guest, I will give you a monkey! ]

2-[=w=: Don’t talk about computer content. Last time I mentioned a few basic website constructions to an opposite sex, she left me and left. ]

3-[balloa: On the top floor, let’s talk about the topic that the opposite sex is interested in xd]

Interested in a topic?Conan Doyle, whom Rhett mentioned earlier, came to her mind.

"Red, which story in "Sherlock Holmes" do you like the most?" Holding the phone in her right hand, she Googled Holmes mode and glanced briefly.

Reid's eyes lit up, and he showed obvious interest in this topic: "It's "The Uncanny Valley Case". In order to protect his own safety, Douglas faked his death, and left a card with vv341 written on it. Can you imagine how I felt when I saw the end? I was in my teens at the time, and this case intensified my admiration for Conan Doyle's bold ideas."

"Well, after this case, he also published "Identification of All Kinds of Tobacco" and "Exploration of Footprints." Flora searched with ease, and she admitted that "Sherlock Holmes" was only a few must-read books in the summer vacation. Eyes, there is very little to remember, let alone those details.

"That's right, these techniques are now widely used in solving cases, and Conan Doyle was involved and applied in novels more than a century ago..." Rhett told Flora that he could talk to him in this regard Delighted, he confided with gusto his admiration for the great writer.

And Flora propped her head on her hands, listening quietly, searching and answering a few sentences from time to time.

What broke it all was a gunshot, and a small light bulb went out in a chandelier.

"Everyone raised their hands and stood up and posted it on the bookshelf!"

*!She hasn't eaten yet!