[Variety Drama] Serious Nonsense

How to be a serious nonsense study manual Article [-]: You must first clearly present all the materials at hand in an orderly manner, so that others can believe that you have done your homework, and then ignore other things and draw conclusions directly ! —Flora's record file.

Flora recently learned a new way to date a girl, crushing her cell phone, and then of course she could go out on a date and say that she took her to pick out a new cell phone to make up for it.

The poor girl kept squatting on the ground with a melancholy expression and sighing, lowering her head to stare at her touch-screen mobile phone with a broken screen and internal display that was still flickering with perseverance. , the same Rhett who squatted down, looked apologetic but couldn't figure out what she was thinking at the moment, lowered his head and glanced at Flora's face from time to time.

Seeing Rhett frowning, with a stern expression on his face and about to speak but still swallowing the words abruptly, Flora laughed a little: "What do you want to say?"

"Sorry." Rhett's tone was sincere, "I'm really sorry..."

It's okay, she's used to it qaq

"It's nothing compared to you finding out that something happened to me and arriving in time." She just felt sorry for this machine that had only been used for less than half a year in her hands.

"I'm still very..."

Before Rhett could apologize for the second time, Flora put her hands on his shoulders, solemnly looked directly at his pair of wet and pure eyes with serious dark circles around them, and said clearly: "No need to apologize I'm not mad at you. Really, thank you for coming to my rescue in time, Rhett."

Flora's eyes were the same color as her hair, a light brown like a fawn's spot, her pupils were calm, she stared straight at Rhett, until he felt a blush behind his ears, but he was still reluctant to move open sight.Finally, Fangfo realized that this was a thank you, so he blinked his eyes twice, and shook his head excitedly, "When we asked the students present, we found that a student said that Eisen Gibson was not there. After investigation, we found that He used Internet methods to erase his name on the lecture list, and it completely matched our profile. At this time, you just dialed the phone but there was no sound. I realized that you might be in danger, so I called Garcia to locate it. This phone..."

It took Flora a moment to realize that Ethan Gibson was the name of the psychopath who called himself "Neumann."

Also, how can a pervert deserve the name of the father of computers.

Flora picked up the broken mobile phone, but found that Reid was still squatting opposite, opened his mouth, but made no sound.

"What else do you want to say?" She was a little confused, why is this genius doctor so weird?

"I want to ask you...Would, would you like to go to see "Magic Lantern Recreation of the 19th Century" with me?" Rhett had been holding back this sentence when Flora came to deliver dinner, and now he finally said it .

What the hell is that?She looked down at the shattered phone screen in her hand, and without being able to Google it, she was reduced from a "search engine" to an "ignorant child" in an instant.

No no no, the point is wrong.This genius doctor is asking her out? ? ?

"Do you still remember that time after the afternoon tea was interrupted, you promised to allow me to ask you out again?" After Rhett successfully uttered the first sentence, the next words appeared to be well-thought-out.He cleverly played word games, replacing the original "please" with "joy", and glanced at Flora's expression from time to time.

"But didn't we make an appointment at noon when I asked you for interview tips?" Flora pretended to be stupid, pretending not to hear what Rhett said.

Rhett had expected her to say this, and replied seriously and innocently: "But I didn't pay that time."

This is a long-planned conspiracy!

"Lopez, you know, Halloween is coming. "Magic Lantern Recreation of the 19th Century" is a super enjoyable ghost avant-garde movie. It was invented in France and praised the use of advanced scientific magic to create ghost effects for the audience. My group The employees are not interested in this thing, but I believe that you who are interested in the current technology will like it." Reid wanted to make his invitation more convincing and attractive through the introduction, and finally added, "It just so happens I still have a ticket."

Flora saw Rhett's eyes staring at her piously and expectantly. After a tiring day, his dark circles became deeper, his brown chestnut hair was also messy, and there was a little stubble at the corner of his mouth, but these did not hinder He eloquently described the Halloween movie to her.She was still fighting a lunatic on her front foot, but now she miraculously squatted face to face with this doctor and talked, no, listening to him unilaterally popularize that ghost movie.She didn't reject the current situation, but instead felt a sense of wonder. After staring at Rhett for a long time, she glanced at his eyes again, and her heart was beaten for no reason.

The smile on the corner of Flora's mouth widened slightly, she blinked her eyes and shrugged, "Okay, you convinced me."

After hearing this answer, Reid obviously couldn't suppress his hot emotions. The corners of his mouth curled up, and he said innocently but seriously: "Then it's a deal."

If it's just watching a movie, the word "decision" is too solemn for Flora, she laughed muffledly and was teased by him, "It's a deal, remember to remind me when the time comes, call or..." She thought of her poor mobile phone, "I'll tell you the landline number later, I'll get a new mobile phone as soon as possible in the next two days."

The landline number was obviously a surprise to Rhett, but he still had no intention of getting up.

"Is there anything else you want to tell me?" Flora's legs had been numb for a while, she muttered and was embarrassed to stand up first.

"I, my legs are numb and I can't stand up..." Reid looked helpless.

"Me too..." why didn't you say qaq earlier

In the distance, Rossi raised his eyebrows and said to Morgan: "Are young people nowadays so energetic that they can squat for so long?"

The handsome black guy shook his head: "This is called love that paralyzes all senses."

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Black Cat Pai felt that her maid had been acting weird for the past few days since she came back that day and threw a small piece of broken iron on the table. Something that sounded, even scratching his stomach seemed absent-minded.

I still remember the last time she didn't come to offer canned cat food to him. In order to punish her, he starved himself for several days!

It wasn't until she seemed to say something repentant that she barely ate something.Hmph, you are so hungry that you finally know how to feel guilty, right?

But after a while, didn't he seem impatient even to scratch her belly?Servants are meant to be trained|taught, and he was wondering whether to eat a big meal and then starve for a few days to make the maid wake up.

In the past few days, every time Flora turned her head to look at the black and shiny cat, it would turn its head awkwardly, pretending not to see Flora, its tail brushed the floor and swayed from side to side at a constant speed, making half a circle on each side, A furtive glance would reveal it scorning her with slanted jet-black glass eyes.

The last time it went on a hunger strike for two days, after she told it indifferently, "If you want to eat it or not", the cat jumped into the basin and started eating.

She didn't know what was going on this time, but she was also drunk from the bottom of her heart by this arrogant cat.

Flora didn't wake up until noon that day, she walked to the living room with her hair casually brushing her teeth in her pajamas, added some hot water to the cold lemon tea, and the doorbell rang.

——This is the first time I heard it ring after it was repaired.

Opening the door, Reid stood outside the door holding a cardboard box the size of a shoebox tied with a bow tie, looking excitedly waiting to see the surprise on Flora's face, but what he bumped into was a surprised face wearing pajamas with a foam mouth .

Flora quickly ran into the bathroom, finished brushing her teeth and washing her face, and returned to the living room, only to see the black cat staring at the black cat with its back against the door with a look of "this is the place where you sent a god, you quickly salute and make offerings to me". Reid stood at a loss for 3 minutes.

"Don't worry about it, it's always been like this." Flora poured Rhett a cup of coffee and asked him to sit on the sofa.

"Hey, isn't it because of the "Red effect"?" He put the carton on the table and sat down.

"Is that a self-created effect in your name? Does Google search admit it?" Flo tugged at the corners of her mouth, and found that she was always amused by the little doctor's witty words recently. She remembered that he bought it in the supermarket that day. So much rock sugar, so he added a few more small bags of coffee sugar to his coffee, "My bau team members concluded that this is a strange effect that pets and babies will hate. Although it is not scientific, it does happen to me." He spoke quickly and helplessly.

Sure enough, Flora glanced at Pi, who was puffed up on the armrest of the sofa, and was protesting to her with resentment—this person is sitting in your god's favorite seat, let him get out of the way and give him a big gift to spare him from death !

Flora pretended not to notice, and put a sip of lemon tea into her mouth.

"Oh? Why is there such an effect?" Flora raised her eyebrows agreeingly, "Because you're smart?"

"I think it's a possibility." He blinked his eyes and couldn't see any joke.

"Well, you're here today just to show me the Reed Effect?" she asked jokingly.

"Of course not, I prefer a natural life to a phone, so I'm here to deliver this." Reid pushed the box on the table in front of her towards her, his two retracted hands tangled for a while, and finally looked like a schoolboy It is usually placed on the knees of the legs.

Flora couldn't remember what special day it was, so she picked up the box and weighed it in confusion. "For me? What is it?"

"There is a saying that seeing is believing." Rhett pursed his lips, waiting expectantly for her to open it.

After she lost Google's divine assist, she deeply felt that the IQ gap was vividly highlighted.

Flora was about to unpack, but Rhett's cell phone rang. He answered and put it down, muttering, telling her that she needs to go to bau immediately.

"Well, I think this is a surprise. I've been looking for it for a long time." These were the last words Rhett said before he left.

surprise?what is it

Flora tore off the neatly tied bow—the person who tied the bow was very careful—peeled off the colored wrapping paper layer by layer, opened the box, and inside was a packaging box for a mobile phone—the same as the original one. An identical non-replica phone.

Although the broken mobile phone is not expensive, it is a limited edition of the "Question Mark" company. She is satisfied with the appearance and configuration. Flora is very picky about the mobile phone requirements. It took a lot of effort to buy it, but he found one , still brand new.

Rhett really doesn't understand women's hearts. Sometimes a woman breaks a mobile phone to find an excuse for herself to buy a new one, rather than wanting an identical one.Of course, this time is an exception, she didn't break it on purpose.

The mobile phone box was too small compared to the cardboard box, leaving a lot of space around it, and there was a letter lying abruptly.

She opened the envelope, and inside was a post-it note and a ticket.It was written in beautiful artistic fonts on the paper: [Meet at the gate of "Starlight Cinema" at 4:[-] p.m. on Saturday——rreid], Flora noticed that the signed s was written very hard. I don’t know if it was nervousness or other reasons. Not even the title of "Doctor".

At this time, Pai was lying opposite her, occupying it with an attitude of "I will never give up this throne again".

After the phone's boot screen passed, Flora made some simple adjustments and found that there was already a contact in the "new" phone's address book——rreid (Spencer Reid).

She shrugged and smiled, and kissed the upper part of the phone lightly.Then try it?