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Liang Er was a little angry, but also a little sad.

Who did Shang Yin think of him as?Will he dislike Shang Yin because of his illness and occasionally not being so handsome, and not marry him?

His 500-year relationship is just such a joke?

However, for such a powerful person as Shang Yin to care so much about this matter, it shows that he actually has a little inferiority complex in his heart.

Whether it is the legendary Master Qinglang or the film emperor Shang Yin, they should not be associated with the word "inferiority".

Knowing that Shang Yin was observing his reaction, Liang Er turned sideways, poked Shang Yin's fat arm, and asked, "Does it hurt?"

His reaction was a bit beyond Shang Yin's expectation, after a pause, Shang Yin said: "It doesn't hurt."

"Does it really hurt?" Liang Er confirmed again.

Shang Yin: "Yes."

"very good."

As soon as the words fell, Liang Er showed his original shape with a "shoo", jumped to Shang Yin's chest, and kicked: "Does it hurt?"

Now he is only the size of a palm, and has no magic power. The force of kicking people is completely negligible.

Confused by his divine operation, Shang Yin replied subconsciously: "It doesn't hurt."

After hearing this, Liang Er was out of control, and punched and kicked Shang Yin fiercely: "You monster! Scoundrel, return my husband!"

Shang Yin was even more confused. Liang Er asked if it would hurt to beat him before he started beating him. He must know who he is.

However, what does it mean to call him a "monster" now?What is "return my husband"?

Seeing that Shang Yin didn't respond, Liang Er went to grab his chubby face again: "Hurry up and return my husband, where are you? Husband, come out quickly! Husband, husband..."

Shang Yin finally couldn't take it anymore: "I am your husband!"

Liang Er stopped to look at him, as if he didn't believe it, and continued to call: "You are not! You are a monster! Give me back my husband! I want my husband..."

Shang Yin's heart sank, and at the same time he was a little angry. He reached out and grabbed the little ginseng in his palm, and said angrily, "I told you, I'm your husband!"

Liang Er struggled hard in his palm: "My husband doesn't look like you!"

Although he fluttered violently, he still couldn't break free from Shang Yin's control, and his short arms and legs looked a little funny.

But Shang Yin couldn't laugh, he gritted his teeth and said, "Can't you recognize my face, can't you even hear my voice?"

Liang Er finally stopped and asked, "Then why did you become like this?"

"I'm sick, don't you know?" Shang Yin said solemnly.

"I know you are sick." Liang Er said, "But you never told me that you will become like this when you are sick."

Shang Yin was restless: "Then you see it now, you..."

The second half of the sentence stuck in his throat, and he couldn't continue.

Liang Er snorted heavily: "Why didn't you tell me in advance? What if you scare me?"

These words were like a knife, piercing deeply into Shang Yin's heart.

His lips were tightly pursed into a line, even though his face was so fat that his facial features could not be seen clearly, strong pressure still swept over him.

Liang Er hadn't felt the pressure of Shang Yin's full aura on her for a long time, so she couldn't help but tremble.

Shang Yin felt it, relaxed his momentum, laughed at himself, and let go of his hand.

Liang Er jumped on his chest again and asked, "Are you angry?"

Isn't this asking knowingly?Shang Yin was too lazy to answer.

Liang Er said loudly: "You will be angry, then you came to test me, didn't you think that I would be angry too?"

Shang Yin was taken aback, and Liang Er was particularly aggrieved: "If you don't tell me, how would I know that you will suddenly change into another person? If you wake up and see that I have changed, won't you be surprised? You Guaranteed to recognize me at a glance? Surprised and scared is a normal reaction, isn't it? You deliberately used such a cruel method to test me, if I show a little bit of fear, you don't want me, right? "

He asked again very angrily: "Really?"

Shang Yin was speechless, what Liang Er said made sense, but...

"If you don't answer, it's the default! If that's the case, why do you admit that you are my husband when I said you are a monster?" Liang Er didn't want Shang Yin's answer, and continued to question, "You just don't admit it, don't you?" You can take the opportunity to leave me, don't you want me? I'm still wrong, and I'm too embarrassed to keep pestering you!"

Shang Yin opened his mouth, but still couldn't speak.

Indeed, according to his previous imagination, if Liang Er really minded his ugly appearance, he would leave.

However, Liang Er's performance just now made him very angry and a little out of control...

"You obviously like me, so much that even if I mind you changing your appearance, you still hope that I won't leave!" Liang Er suddenly exposed the truth that Shang Yin didn't even realize, "Duplicate bastard!"

Shang Yin clenched his fists tightly, Liang Er climbed onto his shoulders, and pulled his ears hard: "In this case, why do you leave me the chance to choose?"

Shang Yin was taken aback again, Liang Er leaned close to his ear, and yelled very loudly: "You should lock me in a small dark room, if I want to run, you break my legs... No, just let me go No bed..."

Shang Yin: "..."

Liang Er probably imagined the specific situation of "can't get out of bed", and couldn't help it instantly: "Hehehe..."

This sudden change in painting style made Shang Yin angry, and neither did he laugh.

Liang Er also found that he couldn't hold back, and couldn't regain the aura he had just now. He just sat on Shang Yin's face and wanted to raise his legs, but his legs were too short, so he failed after two attempts.

He gave up Erlang's legs, and played with Shang Yin's chubby cheeks, his voice softened a lot: "You are really a bastard, a super villain! Tell me, if I react slowly and behave slightly differently to your liking, the two of us will Don't you have to break it? Even if you don't break it, there will always be lumps in your heart, right?"

At this moment, Shang Yin calmed down a bit, and was even more speechless.

"In your heart, am I that superficial?" Liang Er still couldn't calm down, "An unconscious reaction that may occur when you are sleepy, you are going to sentence me to death, how cruel are you?"

"no……"

Shang Yin finally spoke, but was interrupted mercilessly by Liang Er: "I like you, no matter what you become, this love will not decrease in the slightest. What's more, you are still sick Occasionally, it becomes different from usual. It’s too late for me to feel distressed, how can I dislike it? How can it be possible that I don’t want to marry you because of this? "

When he said this, Shang Yin's heart felt warm and soft in an instant: "I'm sorry, I'm the one who got stuck. I just..."

Shang Yin has a lot of concerns. He is worried that Liang Er will say that he does not mind him getting old and ugly because of sympathy; he is also worried that if the two of them really get married, after a long time, he will become ugly from time to time, and Liang Er will become impatient and slowly wear away the relationship between the two. love……

He has a lot of worries, but in the final analysis, Liang Er is right, he is a bastard, he has no confidence in Liang Er, and he does not take responsibility.

Now that you have chosen to start a relationship with Liang Er, you should go on unswervingly, instead of seeming rational, but actually irresponsibly handing over the so-called right of choice to Liang Er and transferring the pressure to Liang Er body.

"I don't want to listen, I'm sorry!" Liang Er resentfully grabbed Shang Yin's ear again, "Say it yourself, what should you do now?"

"Lianger, I like you, I like you very much." Shang Yin pulled the little ginseng off his face, held it in his palm, and said seriously, "No matter what I become or what you become, I will always be with you. Want to be with you forever and marry me, okay?"

The little ginseng tilted its head and fell from Shang Yin's hand.

Caught off guard, Shang Yin stretched out his hand to grab it, but he was too fat and not flexible enough to catch it.

Liang Er fell to the ground with a "baji", woke up, and let out a scream of "ouch".

Shang Yin hurriedly stood up: "Are you okay?"

Liang Er jumped up, lying on Shang Yin's face, staring at his mouth: "You just... ouch, dizzy, say what you said just now! Hurry up, say it again!"

"Turn into a human form first." Shang Yin said, "I don't want to tell a ginseng tree."

"Isn't ginseng just me..." Liang Er said so, but still quickly changed into a human form, looking at Shang Yin expectantly.

Shang Yin was still a big fat man, with only a slit left in his eyes, and he couldn't see his eyes at all, but his tone was very sincere: "Baby, although I haven't had time to prepare the ring and flowers, I am indeed proposing to you, let's get married Come on, okay?"

Liang Er rushed forward and kissed Shang Yin's mouth hard.

Shang Yin was startled, a little in disbelief.

In fact, Liang Er didn't care about his getting old and ugly, it was still within Shang Yin's expectation.

But, to be honest, Shang Yin has only one feeling when he sees himself gaining weight - it's horrible.

Liang Er actually kissed him like this without any force, Shang Yin could feel his passion and fascination.

Liang Er not only kissed, but also kissed for a long time.

When the two separated, they were both panting heavily.

Shang Yin is still fat, Liang Er is a little regretful, kissing can't make Shang Yin change back, so he has to think of other ways.

Liang Er licked his lips and said, "It tastes better when you're fat..."

Shang Yin: "..."

Liang Er suddenly leaned over again and bit Shang Yin's lips hard.

He slapped his mouth so hard this time, Shang Yin even tasted the bloody smell: "..."

Liang Er stared at him and snorted: "I said before, if you go back on your word, I will bite you. I will do what I say."

Shang Yin didn't mean to defend himself: "Although I really didn't regret it, I was indeed wrong this time. If you don't feel relieved, you can take another bite."

"I really want to bite you again." Liang Er lay on Shang Yin's body, still upset, he couldn't bear it.

Shang Yin rubbed his cheek: "Don't be angry."

"Can you not be angry?" Liang Er exploded, "I agreed to get the certificate today, tell me, how do you get it now? I will show the marriage certificate later, how will others know it is you?"

Shang Yin reached out and took out a small brown glass bottle from under the pillow: "It can be transformed back..."

This time, Liang Er didn't wait for him to pour out the medicine, and directly snatched the bottle over, and asked calmly, "Last time, Brother Fu said, this stuff is not good for your health..."

"Actually, it's nothing. I'm immortal now. It doesn't matter if I'm in good health or not." Shang Yin wrote lightly, "It's just...it doesn't matter. If you eat it, you can change back to my original appearance, and it won't delay our obtaining the certificate."

Liang Er raised his hand and threw the glass bottle out of the window.

Shang Yin: "..."

"But it will be uncomfortable, will it be painful? Just bear it and it will pass, right?" Liang Er gritted his teeth angrily, "Okay, you should be able to change back after drinking my blood, I will bleed it for you now Drink, okay?"

As he said, he wanted to find the knife, but was pulled back by Shang Yin: "No way!"

"Do you feel distressed too?" Liang Er's eyes were red with grievances, "Won't I feel distressed? You deliberately tortured yourself in order to test me, and now you want to take medicine that makes you painful in order to get a certificate with me. What did I do wrong, you want to treat me like this? Okay, we..."

He wanted to say, "Can we do it if we don't get the certificate", but he couldn't bear to say it, and suddenly choked up.

Shang Yin propped himself up, and carefully pressed a kiss on Liang Er's eyes: "Baby, I love you."

Liang Er died.

Shang Yin stretched out his hand to rub his head, and smiled softly.

Liang Er buried himself in Shang Yin's chest, crying and laughing: "You bastard..."