I am bound to the comic forum and changed the original work [comprehensive]

"Crack."

"..."

"Crack clap."

"..."

"Click, click, click, click."

"Hey!!!"

Bao Hao's forehead was full of veins, he was holding the mop with one hand, his eyes were ferocious, and he wanted to swallow the garbage production device on the sofa alive.

Yuan Chikong looked up at him with half a potato chip in his mouth, his mouth moved, and the half potato chip in his mouth fluttered to the ground.

Seeing that the place he had cleaned five times was full of potato chip crumbs again, Bakugo Katsuki's expression was distorted.

"You dead salted fish! Do you want to die!"

"Do not want to."

At the end of the day, he added: "You can't blow me up."

Bakugo Katsuki heard something breaking in his head: "Go to hell!"

Yuan Qiankong grabbed his wrist and raised his foot to kick him in the stomach.

Qiao Wei was reading with the information in her hand, and the place she walked happened to be the direction that Baohao flew upside down.

Without raising her head, she stretched out her hand to open the slightly higher window, and Bakugou just flew out of the room through the open window.

One person and one dragon who cooperated tacitly continued to do their own things.

However, within a few seconds, the figure flying out of the window yelled "Go to hell" and flew back from the window, directly facing Yuan Qikong's face.

I don't know how this child developed this habit of hitting people in the face.

Yuan Qiankong took the potato chips from the potato chip bag with one hand, raised his hand with the other and grabbed his wrist again, dragged him abruptly to the coffee table, and the table collapsed in an instant.

He flipped his hand a little more forcefully, pointing his flaming hand at himself, and Bakugo was controlled to blow his own face back.

"A tea table costs 10000 yen." Qiao Wei said coldly.

"Bastard! Go to hell!"

There was an endless stream of bangs and bangs in the room, accompanied by Qiao Wei's words "How much is XXX" intermittently.

In the end, she stopped working and turned on the computer to record property losses.

Let's fight, let's fight, the harder the fight, the better.

The harder they fight, the more they earn.

Ever since there were only 4 members in the group, only Yuan Chikong failed the hero license exam, a certain social dragon who was hit hard was dying.

In this hero society, only those who have obtained the hero license can use a kind of ability called personality to engage in rescue activities to make money.

Under such social rules, it is useless for He Yuan to send his ambition to make money.

Although he later found out his own way of earning money, compared to his busy three friends and a bird, Yuan Qiankong is more salty fish.

Staying in the cramped hut is either eating or sleeping all day long, either sleeping or chasing anime and visiting forums.

Even Bailey's bird has obtained a hero's license. Being a dragon is not as good as a bird, so there is no ambition at all.

For Yuan Qiankong's current situation, after so many months, Qiao Wei has learned to ignore it.

Ace unconditionally indulges his partner in things that don't touch the bottom line.

And Yuan Qiankong is an object of unconditional obedience to Yin, he wishes Yuan Qiankong could be more salty and rely on him more.

Bailey, emmm, group bullying doesn't have the slightest opinion.

As the group favorite of the Dragon Hunting Group, it is only natural for Yuan to send Kong Xianyu.

From a certain dragon's point of view, the difference of having an extra child in the office is that when he is too idle to get moldy, he can still have a Boha to play with him, and by the way, someone will clean up the household garbage he made at any time.

I forgot to mention that Bakuha is the Erha that often explodes.

The nickname is derived from Bakugo's character and Erha's ability to wreak havoc at home.

Who told this brat to nickname everyone and the birds in the Dragon Hunting Group as soon as he came to the office, of course they had to reciprocate.

As a result, not long after Bakugo came to the office, everything in the office was put on a specific price tag.

The petty temper of Bao Hao, who was suppressed and started as a low-level cleaner, could not be suppressed in front of a certain salted fish dragon.

It's the one person and one dragon who start talking when there is a disagreement, and the final ending is always explosive and suppressed by the social dragon.

The difference is only within ten moves from one move to now.

Needless to say, Bakugo Katsuki's combat talent is also top-notch.

After realizing through practice that the current method is not feasible, he can always play new tricks different from the previous ones in the next attack, and he has made rapid progress in practice.

It is really rare to see such a talent that he can fight calmly and rationally even when he seems to be irritated by Yuan Jikong Xianyu's behavior.

Ace admires this kid very much, and gets along well with Bakugou, although he only thinks so unilaterally.

Yin took him to the training ground more times, but every time Baohao would be miserable.

Because this child often targets the source, it's like slandering Oulumite to an Ou chef, it's completely beating.

Although the kid seemed to be enjoying it, he failed repeatedly and got worse.

Various factors contributed to the implosion of the firm and Zong Ha and the salty fish and the dragon confronted each other.

"go to hell!!!"

Bakugou blew up the sofa, and several bags of potato chips on the sofa were scattered all over the floor.

Yuan Qiankong's expression changed suddenly, he opened his scarlet eyes, slapped Bakugo's arm that was reaching out to blow his face, turned around and grabbed his ankle, and made a 720° turn in place The body threw him out!

"How dare you fry my potato chips?! If you fry my potato chips, I will give you back ten times! Now immediately! Buy me 200 bags of potato chips!!!"

On the wall, you can see the blue sky outside through the human-shaped hole made by Bakugo.

Minamoto Sora's angry roar echoed, and Bakugo didn't know where he was thrown.

Qiao Wei settled the bill for destroying the team's finances when the next two were fighting, and put it together with another stack of papers.

She pushed the flat mirror on the bridge of her nose, turned her head and tapped on the keyboard again and said coolly: "You really like to use the word 'Lao Tzu' to call yourself more and more."

Yuan sent air to sit on the overturned sofa: "I learned it from Bao Ha, and I will be led to ruin by him."

The corner of Qiao Wei's mouth twitched, and she looked up at the aggrieved Long: "Can you show me some face?"

Yuan Qiankong didn't care at all: "Since I failed the exam, this thing has left me."

Qiao Wei sneered: "You're the only one who died in the whole group."

Yuan Qiankong: "You have the nerve to say it! Your happiness in passing the exam is based on my passing the exam! If I don't fail the exam, do you think you can pass!"

Speaking of last year's Hero License Exam, it was also quite fascinating.

Having just arrived in this world, Qiao Wei and Yin had never read the comic "My Hero Academia" on "JUMP" in the world of "Gintama".

But Yuan Qiankong read it on the forum, and he knew that the social dragon of this worldview thought of two ways to make money, one is to be an enemy to rob, and the other is to follow the Romans.

Since the debut of "One Piece" for so long, at most they eat black for nothing, and never do black and black.

Besides, in this world, there is such a decent person like Oulumite, it is not worthwhile to be an enemy.

Yuan Qiankong naturally chose the second path and became a professional hero.

He took his crew directly to take the hero license exam.

In the first test to test their own strength, all members of the Dragon Hunting Group took the test.

All the members of the Dragon Hunting Group, who are constantly living and making troubles, cooperated tacitly to eliminate others.

Unprecedented, after the first exam there are only five places left for the remaining exams.

The officials in the examination room are all confused, what is going on?

You have suppressed our exam pass rate so low this year, how can we adjust the indicators for injecting new blood into the professional hero industry this year?

Colleges and universities such as Xiongying and Shijie have all been wiped out. How should we deal with this?

Just when the official was thinking about how to solve the index problem with a headache, the big screen showed that one person was eliminated in the second exam.

The one who was eliminated in the first exam was Yuan Qiankong, who cleared out the top candidates in the same exam.

official:"……"

MMP!

Watching you have so much fun doing things in your first exam!I thought you were so good!

As a result, he was eliminated in the second exam!

If you want to make a fuss, stick to it to the end!What's the matter with leaving halfway!

There is no objection to the elimination of the source.

In order to save several professional recipients and destroy several buildings, this kind of rough rescue style is absolutely impossible for him to pass the exam.

Entering the society, this kind of unscrupulous professional hero who destroys the king will definitely be criticized by others, and it is easy to accidentally injure ordinary people who are being rescued.

Therefore, the approval form Yuan Qiankong received was written in bright red characters: The rescue style is more brutal than the enemy!

The law of heaven is reincarnation, no, the eliminated professional who brought nightmares to the candidates in the first exam also eliminated himself in the second exam.

Ace and the others never expected that their captain would fail the exam.

This is what no one expected.

In terms of Yuan Qiankong's combat prowess, he never cared about the surrounding environment when he was fighting since he was a child.

Ralph Drew has the ability to automatically recover, and the demons will not die after being beaten a few times. He has been fighting the old man and the demons for more than 100 years.

It's the same after going to sea. Along the way, the more lethal the battle, the better, so in the second test, the brain circuit didn't change at all.

There are too many things to pay attention to in rescue activities, and the few members of the dragon hunting group who have not been educated in this world are probably a bit rude except for brainy banks.

However, under the circumstances that Youyuan dispatched Kong Zhuyu first, and only a few people participated in the second exam, the "rudeness" of Ace, Qiao Wei, and Bailey was too gentle.

For the sake of indicators, the official lowered the standard after eliminating Yuan Qiankong, and let the remaining two and one bird go. They only conducted a targeted rescue science popularization for them after the exam.

This is also the origin of the phrase "Your happiness in passing the exam is based on my passing the exam" that Yuan Qiankong often said.

"Thank you for the sacrifice of the captain. We will definitely inherit the will of the captain, make more money, and strive for our ideals." Qiao Wei said so in a sticky tone.

Yuan sent the air to laugh: "You are really thicker than me now."

Qiao Wei raised her head and pulled out a half-hearted smile: "It was all brought down by the captain."

Yuan Qiankong: "..."

"Hey! Dead salted fish!"

Yuan Qiankong raised his head, and a large package flew towards him. After seeing what it was, he opened his arms without resistance, and was successfully overwhelmed by the mountain of potato chips.

So happy!

"Eat you to death!" Bao Hao said viciously.

Although his attitude is very bad, but as long as Yuan Qiankong's request is not excessive, he will satisfy him straightforwardly.

Boha didn't say anything, but Ace and the others could still feel the brat's true attitude towards Yuan Qiankong.

This can be regarded as his repayment for Yuan Chikong's "careful guidance" to him.

"Buzz-"

Yuan Qiankong crawled out from the mountain of potato chips, reached under the overturned sofa, and took out a black mobile phone. The caller was an unfamiliar number.

Half of his body was still under the mountain of potato chips, so he just lay down on the ground and connected the phone.

"Hello, this is the Wanshiwu Woying chain store that can do everything as long as the salary is sufficient. I am the store manager Yuan Qikong. May I help you?"

The corners of Qiao Wei's mouth twitched, Bao Hao frowned, his eyes were fierce, and his mouth silently made a questioning "ah".

He doesn't quite understand what Yuan Qiankong is talking about, isn't this the Longshoutuan office?

After finalizing the matter with the person on the other end of the phone, Yuan Qian turned around and stood up with a mountain of potato chips in his arms, apparently in a good mood.

"What is the Wanshiwu Woying chain store, when Yinshi knows that you have used his store name fraudulently, and you don't pay the franchise fee, you should be prepared to be slapped to death."

"He should thank me for giving him the name of Wanshiwu outside. As the store manager, I am helping him develop business."

"Return to the store manager. If you are the only one in the store, of course you are the store manager."

Habitually ignoring the crew's DISS, the source dispatched the air sweep to Bakugo who suppressed his impatience and cleaned up the battle scene.

If it weren't for Ace and Yin who often took him out to perform missions, and him serving as a combat partner for Bo Hao in the office, this kid would never be so honest as a cleaner, he would have blown up long ago.

"Boom, it's just right, you come with me too."

"Huh?!" Baohao brows and eyes are full of impatience.

"Just now, I decided to recruit you as the No.1 clerk of the Wanshiwuwoying chain store, are you happy?"

"I'm glad you're tall! Dead salted fish! Don't let me talk to myself! I'll blow you up!"

"I'm already a salted fish, no matter how much you blow me up, I can't turn over, so that's it, go change into cleaner clothes, and go with me to perform the mission."

"I always say don't talk to me!"

"Qiao Wei, when Ace and Yin come back, tell them that today's training mission has been postponed to night."

"Damn salted fish! Go to hell!!!"

Qiao Wei watched the two of them quarreling again with a blank face, and sighed while resting her chin.

Wanshiwu Woying chain store is a store that specializes in private work opened after Yuan sent the empty exam.

Because I don't have a hero's license, I can't engage in professional hero activities.

Even if he subdued some vicious enemy, he would at most get a bonus for an outstanding youth in society, and he would have to be taken to the police station to make a statement and ask about miscellaneous things, which was thankless.

However, there are policies and countermeasures.

Yuan sent nothing to think of a way to make money.

With his strength and the reputation he has already made, it is not too profitable to take on some private jobs that are not convenient for professional heroes.

There are many people who come to him, but the mission of sending out the air to the source pays attention to freedom and has its own principles.

Just like in the world of "The Tutor", he will only act after confirming the target, so just screening the target will pass a lot of tasks.

"Let's go, our special car is coming soon." Yuan Qiankong raised his hand and straightened his neckline.

Baohao snorted, a little surprised, such a cramped small office still has a special car?

But think about it, although the office is unexpectedly small, Heroes of Blood Fuck and Heroes of Fire Fist are still very famous.

Traveling by private car or something, it should be...

It's really unrealistic! ! !

"What is this!" The veins on Baohao's forehead were throbbing.

Yuan Qiankong looked like what are you talking about: "Our car."

"Damn salted fish, are you kidding me!"

"You have no money to play tricks on you, this is our special car."

Yuan Qiankong patted some old tandem shared bicycles, and said with relief: "Because of you, I just contacted the store to send a new bicycle, well, don't waste time, let's go quickly."

As he said that, he had taken the initiative to sit in the back seat of the double-shared bicycle.

Bakugo clenched his fists, on the verge of exploding.

This dead salted fish!

A few minutes later, Bao Hao, who was sitting in the front row, stepped on the pedals to control the handlebars of the bike, and Yuan Qikong, who was sitting in the back row, had his legs dangling in the air, showing no intention of riding together.

It's good to have an intern, and it's easier for Xianyu.

It's a good deal to replace an old shared bicycle for two with the original price of a new bicycle.

Yuan Qiankong, who is still in debt, finally knows that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive, and now he can save as much as he can.

If you can't save, you have to pick up the cheapest one.

It's not easy for a dragon to get to his level.

"What the hell is this place?!"

"The location of the target."

As soon as Yuan Qiankong stepped forward, the man in black on the other side of the iron gate railing asked coldly, "What are you doing?"

"Wanshiwu, debt collector."

The man's expression was a bit subtle, as if mocking, "Is it Kawashita Bank again? Or Takano Bank?"

Yuan Qiankong smiled and said: "No, I am from a loan shark bank. Your debts have been overdue for one year and five months. According to the interest of the signed contract, the full amount that needs to be repaid now is..."

"Don't force us to talk about these things! You are not the only bank that owes us money, you can come in and get it yourself if you have the ability!"

Yuan Qiankong's smile remained unchanged, "That's it, then I'll bother you, bang ha, blow up this door."

"I don't call it explosive!"

As if using this door as a source of fire, Bakugo opened up his firepower and directly blasted the tall iron railing with his hand.

The man who had spoken to Yuan Chikong before was the first to suffer, and was blown all over his face.

"Let's go, bang."

"Damn salted fish! Call me again and I'll blow you up!"

"Yes Yes."

"Tch! Your so-called mission is to collect debts?"

Yuan Qiankong glanced at him, the brat's face was full of resistance and impatience, if Yuan Qiankong hadn't brought him here, the kid would probably turn around and leave now.

It's a bit of a disgrace to have someone with a heroic goal doing these things.

Therefore, ordinary professional heroes will not accept this kind of task, and their reputation will not be good if they say it.

"I took you out this time just for exercise, and the mission is incidental. If it wasn't for taking you to play, I wouldn't like such a low-level mission, but since you have said so, how about leaving the goal to you this time?" Sample?"

Yuan Qiankong turned his head, looked down at the bear child, and pulled a meaningful smile from the corner of his mouth: "If you are a man, let me see how many enemies you can defeat."

Minamoto Sora said that, it's not Bakugo who would shrink back.

So, Bakugo flew and blasted the enemies coming all the way to clear the way, and Yuan Qiankong followed leisurely with his hands in his pockets, giving instructions from time to time.

"Kick forward, kick, kick him in the face, harder, just clean up the people behind him, stupid?"

"Push his stomach with your knees, his neck is hooked, and you are brutally hitting his forehead with your forehead, are you a fool?"

"At this time, jump up 360° and sweep your legs in the air to take away a slice. It's much more convenient and efficient than blowing up people with your personality alone. Are you in a daze?"

"It's so annoying! Dead salted fish! Shut up for me!"

Although he was cursing, he still obeyed Yuan Qiankong's instructions, as if he was playing a human-controlled character battle, and easily fell into a big movie.

According to Yuan Qiankong's verbal instruction, Bakugo also learned some fighting routines, such as the wild way of hitting his head with his head, but he never appeared again.

It makes sense, this student is much smarter than Sawada Tsunayoshi and the others, and he is a skylark again.

Yuan Qiankong was idling in the middle of the rumbling battle, when a flustered child ran over from the side corridor and bumped into his leg.

His face was full of snot and tears, his eyes were full of fear, and there was a group of people chasing after him.

The child suddenly hid behind Yuan Qiankong, tightly grabbed his hands and the hem of his clothes, and pleaded with his eyes.

"Boom."

"Huh?!" Bakugo looked over fiercely.

Yuan Qiankong raised his chin, and Baohao looked along, and there was another group of enemies, who rushed straight to fight.

Yuan Chikong knelt down and patted the child's head, "It's all right, don't be afraid."

The child grabbed his hand firmly, as if frightened and foolish, sobbing and not speaking.

Seeing his state, Yuan Qiankong didn't ask anything, just took out his mobile phone and called the police.

On the phone, the policeman was silent for a while and asked, "Why are there explosions on your side?"

Yuan Qiankong leaned against the wall and replied frankly: "There is still a fight here, I was desperately hiding on the side to call you the police, why don't you hurry over here."

The policeman seemed a little speechless, left a sentence like a compromise, and hung up the phone.

When the police came over, the luxurious building was already in dilapidated condition, with one hole after another on the left.

The already familiar policeman Siyu looked at Yuan Qiankong: "You are here again."

Yuan Qiankong smiled cheerfully: "Ah, I took the interns from our office to find the way, but I got lost unexpectedly, and was targeted by this enemy organization. As a last resort, the interns from our office tried to save me. It was just shot."

police:"……"

I believe you evil!

You have such "accidents" every three to five times, you are not tired when you say it, but I am tired when I hear it!

Yuan Qiankong is not a hero, and to intervene in the enemy's case is only smooth if he is involved in it.

Ever since, too many "accidents" happened to Yuan Qiankong.

He clearly knew that he did it on purpose, but without evidence, the police had no choice but to use this jack-of-all-trades excuse.

So why did you fail your license exam last year!

Hurry up and be a hero!Dealing with you all day to deal with the aftermath will be annoying to death!