All my CPs are male

To be on the safe side, they still dressed up in disguise. That's right, I don't know where Yuan Haoyou got the two props——

Two wigs for women.

Shen You was speechless, but soon turned to admiring eyes.

"Yuan Haoyou, it's really you, you have such a big brain, you even thought of disguise."

"However, why is it a lady's wig?"

As he spoke, he reached for the big brown wave that was much more normal in color.

The rest of the red wig that looks like the queen of a nightclub belongs to Yuan Haoyou.

It's just that the wig is not easy to wear, and after a while, the head is messed up, and the two of them toss each other's hair. Although it is fixed in the end, they are sweating profusely. Although they look sweaty, they are also a little embarrassed .

Haven't started bouncing yet, this is!

No wonder those women's bangs stick together and look greasy.

"Is it done?" Shen You squatted halfway, feeling that the hand above his head had been removed, he raised his eyes.

"Hmm, soon—"

And just looking up, Yuan Haoyou was stunned.

I saw that pair of glamorous eyes raised up, as shallow as glass, cool and gorgeous, but when locked by these eyes, I just felt that my little heart was about to move.

The big brown wavy curls make the palm-sized face look smaller, the chin is also pointed, and the skin is more and more white, like a doll in a glass window.

Shen You looked at the other party's dumbfounded look, a little funny.

A raised eyebrow, that is a boyish expression, but it looks so cute and arrogant.

A slender hand stretched out and hooked Yuan Haoyou's chin.

"Is sister beautiful?" He also deliberately pinched his throat to make his voice closer to a female voice. There were only three words, but when he uttered it, he felt that there were more than three hooks.

Yuan Haoyou was in a trance for a while...

What the hell!

"evildoer."

Hearing this comment, Shen You pursed his lips and smiled reservedly, yes, even if he is wearing a lady's wig, he is still invincible.

Suddenly heard a cursing voice, the two turned their heads to look.

A man looked like he had seen a ghost, and hurried out again clutching his lower body.

Although they didn't understand the man's words because of language problems, it didn't affect Shen You and they laughed again.

Then the man came in again.

He muttered something, and rubbed his eyes vigorously. After realizing that this was indeed the men's toilet, he stared at Shen You and the others vigorously.

His eyes were both amazed and confused.

I guess I can't figure out why there are two beauties in the men's room.

Although he couldn't understand the uncle's words, it was not difficult for Shen You to guess what the uncle was thinking.

He looked at Yuan Haoyou who was wearing that red wig. Although he looked carefully, he still had a masculine silhouette, but because of his small face and the fact that his hair covered it up, it made his facial features more delicate, and there was a faint The aura of a domineering lady.

"Then let's go."

Yuan Haoyou was surprised: "Don't we need to find some ladies' clothes to change into?"

Shen You: "..."

With a look of disbelief: "What? You still have women's fetishism?"

Yuan Haoyou shook his head honestly: "No, but don't you think it's a little strange for us to do this?"

After Shen You heard his words, the two of them faced the mirror again.

Although both of them are tall, Shen You has a slender frame and looks like a female model, while Yuan Haoyou looks stronger, but has long hands and long legs, and is also well-proportioned, more like a plus-size European and American model.

He admired it expressionlessly.

Yuan Haoyou took out his mobile phone.

"Crack" sound.

Shen You: "..."

Then he quickly looked at himself in Yuan Haoyou's phone.

Yes, she is a beauty.

Yan pressure.

Duplicity: "Why did you take pictures? This is my dark history!"

Yuan Haoyou laughed: "No way, sisters in our era are so beautiful!"

Shen You rolled his eyes: "Who is your sister!"

The two officially embarked on the road to disco.

Although Yuan Haoyou was still worried: "You see, we don't look like we are going to a nightclub!"

Indeed, what they are wearing now is the loose clothes they wore during training, and they are girls dressed in neutral attire. Thanks to the trainees' private clothes, they are mostly fashionable and colorful, and they are not straight at all. OK.

"Besides, it's too embarrassing to be recognized as a man disguised as a woman!"

Shen You began to display his deviance skills.

"As a male, where do you look first when admiring a person of the opposite sex?"

"Face!" Yuan Haoyou replied without hesitation.

"Me too."

"Then what's the connection?"

Shen You said solemnly: "This is our advantage. Just looking at our faces, we are invulnerable."

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

I couldn't help but slapped him: "But we don't have breasts!"

Shen You glared at him: "You can be confident even with a flat chest."

"What's your expression? Can you be more confident in yourself?"

Yuan Haoyou struggled for a while, but still followed his inner thoughts.

"Should...or, let's change our target?"

"What target?"

"For example, go gay?"

Shen You: "..."

With a fucking expression on his face: "What?! Are you gay?"

If they couldn't give a reasonable explanation, their sister group of the era immediately disbanded in place and went their separate ways.

Yuan Haoyou gave his explanation: "In the gay bar, there are actually a lot of men who wear women's clothes, and there are a lot of them. It's normal for us to be like this."

Shen You: "..."

Then there was the angry expression: "What do you mean it's normal for us to be like this, we are not gay!"

Yuan Haoyou swallowed, "Okay."

The sisters of the era officially set off.

They found a normal bar, and the two went straight to the dance floor without ordering a drink.

This is an agreement between them, they agreed not to drink alcohol.

Unexpectedly, Yuan Haoyou was the first to propose this.

Shen You was a little curious: "You can't drink alcohol?"

Yuan Haoyou: "No, I'm from a foreign country. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake by drinking, so I don't need to train tomorrow."

Shen You originally thought so too.

To be honest, it was his first time to go disco today, let alone drink at a bar.

And this time when I came to the bar, I also had an impulse in my heart, and recently I also had some boyish thoughts in my heart, and I didn't have to vent it.

Forget it, it’s not good to go too far.

The dance floor was very crowded, and there were still demons dancing wildly. Shen You jumped a few times casually to the explosive music in his ears, and then broke out in sweat.

Because they are pretending to be girls now, when they leave the stage, they wear more clothes and the stage is hotter.

Shen You thought it was boring inside, so he talked to Yuan Haoyou and went to the bathroom.

Although there is no effect of alcohol, it may be that the music is too loud, and he feels his head is buzzing, and there is a villain moving inside, and the whole person is very excited.

After adjusting my state, I went to find Yuan Haoyou again.

I saw several men gathered around Yuan Haoyou, and some people raised wine glasses to strike up a conversation with him.

Looking at Yuan Haoyou's state, he did not know when he was holding a wine glass in his hand, and his expression was a little cold.

With that dazzling red hair, damn it, she is really a nightclub queen.

The men next to him also felt itchy when they saw it, and Shen You felt that those men were about to drool when he saw it.

Shen You struggled to squeeze to Yuan Haoyou's side again.

He also looked at Yuan Haoyou with some resentment: "Didn't you say that you should not drink?"

Under the ambiguous light, Yuan Haoyou showed a bright smile on his cold and domineering face.

"You're back." He said and raised his wine glass to Shen You.

Shen You originally wanted to say something more, but the men who were surrounding Yuan Haoyou immediately changed their target when they saw him.

After saying a few gibberish words to Shen You that he didn't understand, Shen You waved his hand impatiently.

After seeing the obvious impatience on Shen You's face, the men's expressions were somewhat resentful, and they turned their heads to attack Yuan Haoyou.

Wow, it's so obvious to show the old Lux ​​gold watch on his arm, and casually show the car keys hanging on the other side of the wallet.

Shen You was speechless in his heart, it was just a joke, but tonight, are they really being treated as sisters who came to catch Kaizi? !

Finally, he used English to say to those men: "Stay away from my mother!"

Yuan Haoyou understood: "..."

Those men finally returned home without a feather.

Then Shen You knocked Yuan Haoyou on the head.

"What are you doing?"

"Why are you still drinking? Didn't you say it's okay to drink?"

Yuan Haoyou showed a flattering smile, like a coquettish big cat, and looking at his eyes, I don't know if it was because of the red-haired queen that Shen You also had a special filter for him, feeling that those eyes They are all charming.

His face darkened: "How much did you drink?"

Yuan Haoyou: "Fortunately, just two cups, someone handed it to me, no money."

Shen You: "..."

The point is no money?

Hearing that my brain was going to explode, I finally said bitterly: "If I had known, I would have come to find you later, maybe you have already been dragged into the bed of thieves!"

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

She smiled flatteringly again: "If you want some, I'll give you some."

Shen You: "..."

"Good~"

It's just so unprincipled.

They come off the dance floor and sit in booths.

At this time, a few strong men with big arms and round waists suddenly surrounded them, with tattoos on their bodies, and the leader had flower tattoos on both arms.

A hint of bad premonition.

Shen You and Yuan Haoyou looked at each other after listening blankly to the other party chattering to them.

"Sao Wai Rui~"

Although I don't know what it means, it does not affect the international common language.

Sao Wai Rui is hanging!

When the two sides are at a stalemate, something will probably happen.

Shen You was vigilant in his heart, but he was very skilled, so he wasn't afraid to come a few times.

Just

He took a few glances at Yuan Haoyou.

It's okay, at least Yuan Haoyou looks quite resistant to beating.

At this time, the other party suddenly said in English: "Our boss wants to treat the two ladies to have a drink."

Accompanying wine?

You are so funny!

Shen You coldly refused.

But the other party still didn't want to let them go.

At this time, Yuan Haoyou suddenly pulled Shen You over.

Then--

No then.

Those strong men turned green when they saw such a pair of lesbians hugging and kissing in public.

Disgusting, disappointing.

so go...