All my CPs are male

When Shen You came back, there was no one in the dormitory, and it was lunch break time, although he didn't know where Ke En went, but he had already made an agreement with Ke En in the morning, it must be no problem to occupy his luxurious soft bed up.

So, unable to fight against the drowsiness anymore, he just flew onto the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

When he got up, he was woken up by the bell from the radio, damn it reminded him of the wake-up bell and class bell that he was always dominated in school.

He opened his eyes and saw that Cohen was there, showing off his figure very freely.

One, two, three, four, five... Shen You counted his abs boredly, and there were eight, what a muscular idiot.Finally, when the good meat/body was completely covered by the clothes, he raised his eyes to meet Cohen's.

Cohen's appearance is the young dog face that is very popular recently, his hair is dyed dazzling golden, fluffy, his face is small, and he has a pair of innocent and naturally dangerous drooping dog eyes, looking at him full of youthful feeling, Sometimes you think you are a harmless milk dog, but the next second you will become a hormone-ridden wolf dog.Indeed, with his beautiful pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, mermaid lines, and male dog waist, he can be seen as a carnivore hunk, okay?

Shen You looked into his eyes, and was fascinated for a moment. His eyes were still a little gray. I don't know if it was an illusion, but he still had a feeling. Now he wants to express his opinion again. Look Looks like a teenage villain who is both good and evil.

Cohn winked at him.The villain is even somewhat charming.

Shen You woke up, feeling like an idiot for staring at Ke En just now.

"Did you not sleep at noon?"

"Bath again?"

Cohen nodded, picked up the hair dryer to dry his hair, the whistling wind gradually filled the room, and the warm wind made him squint his eyes comfortably.

Shen You clicked his tongue inwardly, seeing his posture of soaking in the bathroom every morning, noon and night, he dared to meet a roommate who was obsessed with cleanliness.

Shen You remembered that he seemed to be still lying on this person's bed, and silently thought about whether he would be assassinated by his roommate in the middle of the night.

……

It's too painful to be irritable and not getting enough sleep. Why can't he think about it and torture himself.

"So are you a Virgo?"

That's a good question.

The macho brother turned off the hair dryer and asked him again what he was talking about.

Shen You repeated the question again.

"Are you a Virgo?"

"So do you discriminate against Virgos?" Cohn asked him back.

Not bad, a good serve.

"How come? I don't believe in constellations." Shen You laughed.

"Oh. It doesn't matter."

"Hmm." Of course it doesn't matter, the important thing is that I already know that you are a Virgo, so whether I will be assassinated by you in the middle of the night.

Cohen had already blown his hair and shook his head. His fluffy blond hair seemed to have life, shaking like a dandelion in the wind.

He stood by the bed and urged Shen You to get up.

Shen You slowly got out of bed, and then watched this person step by step as skillfully as a hotel cleaning staff took off the sheets and quilts and packed them into a ball.

In the end, he slowly and casually told him to go to his bed after taking a shower and changing clothes. Also, he pointed to the less obvious stain on the pillow, which was Shen You's make-up that hadn't been removed in the morning left traces.

"I think you should at least take off your makeup before going to bed, otherwise your face will be rotten." As she spoke, she blinked her eyes.

"..." For the first time, I feel that you talk a lot.

Sure enough, there was no misunderstanding.

Then he was driven into the bathroom by Cohen, who couldn't see it. Anyway, the original words were like this: "Wash your face before you come out."

Shen You was driven into the bathroom. In such a depressed mood, he took a serious look at the bottles and cans on the vanity table for the first time. Although there were many styles, the simple and elegant bottle design gave them a kind of The harmony that blends into one body, and the arrangement is also orderly. It can be seen from the hands of someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Curiously, he picked up a jar that looked a bit out of place inside because of its too pink and girly appearance, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be a jar of toothpaste, or strawberry flavored.

He clicked his tongue, really tasteful, I give you a thumbs up for your girlish heart in my heart!

Of course, he also found what he needed from this pile of bottles and jars, a bottle of makeup remover, he operated it like a tiger, poured it directly on his hand, and greeted his face, but unfortunately the technique was too wild, and he rubbed it for a long time , I just feel that my hands and face are greasy.

Until Cohen knocked on the door.

"Okay, I need to go to the bathroom."

Shen You just washed it under the tap.

Real men should remove makeup like this wildly!

Pushing open the door, he came out refreshed after washing his face.

Ke En gave him a rather strange look, but soon Shen You felt as if he had been sniped by a magnifying glass.

He pointed to Shen You's eyes, indicating that his eyes hadn't been removed.Shen You rolled his eyelids up vigorously, revealing his white eyes.

Cohen smiled helplessly.

Xiao Maoxiao, I hope he didn't find the half-empty bottle of makeup remover when he went in.

When they arrived at the classroom in the afternoon, there were more people inside than in the morning, and they were all wearing various training clothes.

It was only then that Shen You discovered that the color of the practice clothes seemed to be quite particular, there were four grades of ABCF in total, four colors of pink, blue, yellow and grey.

Looking down at the white training uniform on his body, a huge question mark flashed in his heart.

I remembered that when I changed the training clothes just now, I thought pink was too girly, so I blindly chose white according to my heart.

He turned his head and looked at Cohen, who was wearing a gray training suit.

He took the initiative to say to Cohen: "Do you think it's stupid to wear this class-representing training uniform?"

Cohen was silent, but his eyes drifted involuntarily to the trainees in pink training suits.

Well, think of the pink strawberry toothpaste in the bathroom.

"How about I go back and exchange my pink training uniform with your gray one?"

Cohen's eyes widened, and he shook his head violently, feeling extremely humiliated.

Seeing that he really ignored him, Shen You had no choice but to search for the target in the crowd again.

Sure enough, hard work paid off, and he found Chen Jiaming in the corner of the room.He's wearing a blue training suit, it looks like this guy is a B!

Compared with the trainee who is working hard to practice dance next to him, he is sitting leisurely on the floor. His unique sitting posture makes him look sideways from time to time. At this moment, he is holding a small mirror with interest and constantly looking at Ah Zhao, she still covers her mouth from time to time, her little face turns red.

After Shen You saw it, he couldn't help sighing in his heart: What a different person, I want to go and have a look.

Shen You walked over from behind him, squatted down and looked at Chen Jiaming in the mirror.

"what are you doing!"

Chen Jiaming was startled by the voice next to his ear, he shook, and the mirror in his hand fell to the ground.

Shen You picked it up and thoughtfully took a photo at the place where Chen Jiaming raised it.

Chen Jiaming seemed to be taken aback by his intention.

"I'm looking at the handsome guy, haven't you seen it?" In a hurry, he snatched the mirror from Shen You's hand, rolled his eyes and said angrily.

? ?Shen You was at a loss again.

Hey, no, are you handsome?Ah, the point is not this, the problem is that you are not looking at yourself in the mirror like this.

"But don't you only see the lower body of the handsome guy in the mirror?" He asked honestly.There is contempt in his eyes: This guy is actually a cat staring at the crotch!

Chen Jiaming: "..."

"Leave me alone!"

"Stop asking!"

"You are so annoying!"

Chen Jiaming was so embarrassed that he almost exploded on the spot, but now that he had been discovered, he picked up the small mirror and took a look around.

As a curious baby, Shen You also squatted beside him and followed him to watch, and then he was given a sharp look by a sudden crotch pushing.

There was a plop, the sound of knees hitting the ground, and he couldn't bear to poke Chen Jiaming's crooked legs.

"I have a new question."

Chen Jiaming didn't even look at him, his line of sight was completely occupied by rows of handsome guys.But still nodded, "You ask."

"Why are you sitting like this?"

Shen You imitated his sitting posture, put his legs together, and sat on the calves that were spread out to both sides.This movement is really magical. He felt a very special and indescribable sourness rising from the tailbone, and he felt that the whole person was different. His waist seemed to be straightened up. Existence of big/chest.

He glanced sideways at the mirror in the practice room, where his sitting posture was fully reflected in the mirror, and he was stunned. It was really the gate of a new world. He felt as if he went to Thailand to undergo a sex change at some point. The whole person is sublimated.

Chen Jiaming glanced at him, took a deep breath, and said arrogantly, "Humph!"

Chen Jiaming decided not to argue with idiots.Even though he changed his sitting position awkwardly, his thighs were still close together, but his separated calves were also closed, and he sat on one side. Although he was still a lady, he no longer made people feel that his sissy stood out.

Shen You resumed the squatting posture, still squatting with his legs wide open, curious about the baby and boldly asked again.

"Why don't you look at that big mirror and want to look at this small mirror?" He really couldn't hold back, he couldn't figure it out, why didn't he look at the mirror as big as the wall in the practice room, but stared at this small mirror?

Isn't Chen Jiaming afraid that someone as wise as him will find out that he uses a small mirror to look at the lower body of a handsome guy, and then others will think he is a pervert? ? !

"You have so many questions, are you "One Hundred Thousand Whys"? Am I ashamed to lie down in front of the mirror in public and peek at others? Isn't that a nympho?"

Shen You confused?anthomaniac?This question made him turn pale with surprise, so it turned out that he didn't jingle because he was little envious of others and big? ? !

Chen Jiaming is more than just a pervert, he is simply a perverted pervert!

Shen You thumped mentally, his chrysanthemum tightened, his lower body felt cold, and he consciously exited the three-meter range of Chen Se/Mao.

The reality is so self-closing, the first friend he made here was actually a perverted pervert.

He finally remembered his job and mission, and he decided to squat in front of the big mirror in the practice room to watch other trainees practice dance.

Inheriting the script of the prince and carrying the mission of class A, he still has to learn this dance!

For this reason, he concentrated on watching other trainees dance, and scratched his head many times during the period. As a capital trainee, why didn't anyone give him a small talk? This script is too difficult, and I can't handle it.

How is this dance twisted? Just dance when you dance, why do you keep winking and blowing kisses? Does it really make your face cramp with so many expressions?And this left hand and left foot, isn't this different from the same hand and the same foot?Can't figure it out.

He was even surprised to see Ke En seriously dancing in the back row in the crowd. After all, as a trainee who could live in a room for two, it was hard for Shen You not to think that this was also a capital trainee who came in through the back door.Seeing that although his movements are movements, they seem rather stiff, Shen You also thought of a reason for him, he is naturally clumsy because he is too tall, it is not his fault.

Just when he couldn't help scratching his head again, the music stopped, and a man sat down next to him with a big smile on his face. His big white teeth gleamed under the bright light, most likely they were porcelain teeth.

He patted Shen You on the shoulder.

"Brother, after watching it for so long, are you committing a nympho?"

Shen You:!

You are a nympho, you porcelain teeth!

I have now unilaterally decided to pull porcelain teeth into one of the projects I will never do in my life.