All my CPs are male

Although Shen You talked to Yuan Haoyou well on the spot, telling him not to believe anything on the Internet.

"You fucking party, don't you know yet?"

"Can you still be brainwashed by your own brainwashing kit?"

Yuan Haoyou lowered his head with an expression of being taught by love.

Afterwards, another one was shown to Shen You.

Shen You had some shadows about what happened just now: "It's too long, I won't watch it."

Yuan Haoyou: "You can judge for me~"

Shen You was speechless, and began to read aloud without emotion:

"1. When playing games live, just when Yuan Yuan was about to get a pentakill, Yang Ning grabbed his head.

"2. Knowing that Yuan Yuan likes chocolate-flavored milk, Yang Ning gave Yuan Yuan the strawberry flavor she dislikes the most.

"3. When they were standing on the platform, Yuan Yuan slipped and fell, and Yang Ning laughed beside her and didn't help Yuan Yuan.

"4. On the red carpet, the group stood together, and Yang Ning grabbed Yuan Yuan's C position.

"5. When playing the game of holding back laughter together, Yang Ning sprayed Yuan Yuan's saliva all over her face, and she sprayed it three times.

"6. When playing Werewolf, Yang Ning is the wolf and Yuan Yuan is the first to kill.

"7. When I went to the amusement park, I knew Yuan Yuan was afraid of heights, so I took him to the jumping machine.

……

Shen You: "..."

What kind of astounding idiot is Yuan Haoyou.

He even asked him: "Do you think Yang Ning regards me as a good friend?"

Shen You: "..."

Really smart.

He said slowly and heavily: "Yang Ning did a good job, I think it's right not to play with fools."

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

Angrily said: "Shen You, do you still regard me as a friend!"

Shen You: "Do you want to hear the truth?"

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

I was a little angry at first, but then I thought of something, and suddenly said: "Do you want to see me and your fanart?"

Shen You looked indifferent: "Don't watch."

Yuan Haoyou put on a bright and abrupt smile on his face: "Aren't you afraid to look at it?"

No one knows the aggressive method, Shen You thought about it, and thought it made sense.

"Since you have begged me like this, I will forcefully take a look."

Yuan Haoyou: I'll go, did I beg you?

Then I shared a link with him.

Shen You glanced at it and felt a little familiar, just wondering.

"Hey, why does this ID name for fanfiction still look a bit like the person who wrote the essay you showed me?"

Yuan Haoyou smiled wittily: "Thanks to my excellent scouting ability, I was able to find out that wife's trumpet."

Shen You was curious: "How did you pick it up?"

Yuan Haoyou said: "I checked all the accounts that are mutually related to my wife, and found nothing."

Shen You: "..."

"Then I checked all the fans who followed my wife. First of all, my wife's mobile phone model is the latest fruit model, and I screened out a lot of them at once. Then I looked in the account's Weibo profile photo album and found a Hua To the point, her avatar once turned out to be the same cat as her wife!"

"I carefully observed the color of the flower, and there is a mole on the face, which is very obvious."

Shen You didn't know what to say.

Thinking back to the little paper I just saw: "Hey, didn't your wife agree to never use CP again?"

Yuan Haoyou smiled again: "Hey, how can you take it seriously! I have long since discovered that these women are very hypocritical. The next day after publishing the small paper, I went to open a small account to apply for the creation of "Youzai Youzai" super chat subscription."

"What super talk?"

"Youzai Yuzai, our CP is super talkative."

Shen You: "..."

"You are so disgusting, I don't want to appear in a super chat with you."

Yuan Haoyou snorted softly: "No, I must want you Kangkang!"

As he said, he showed Shen You the latest Weibo in his account.

"I am the 250th fan who applied to create "[超话] Youzai Youzai" → Youya Youzai Chaohua, the more people you help to create, the greater the chance of activation! Come and click here→Web link to help me speed up creation Let's go~"

Then share it with Shen You.

"Where's your Weibo account? Let's check each other too!"

Shen You disliked: "You are so stupid, if one day you lose your vest, it will be the end of the day if you lose your vest as well."

Yuan Haoyou said repeatedly: "No, no." Then he took Shen You's phone and clicked on the link.

Soon, a new Weibo was refreshed on the high imitation trumpet named "Shen You".

"I am the 520th fan who applied to create "[超话] Youzai Youzai" → Youya Youzai Chaohua, the more people you help to create, the greater the chance of activation! Come and click here→Web link to help me speed up creation Let's go~"

After finishing, Yuan Haoyou's expression was still very satisfied.

"Look at our numbers, it turns out to be three of the same number, it's really fate!"

Shen You rolled his eyes at him, annoyed: "Hehe, it's also three numbers, why are you two hundred and five, don't you have any points in your mind?!"

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

"You are attacking me again! This is a personal attack! I decided to apply for a legal weapon!"

When Shen You saw how he would operate, it was considered a legal weapon.

He went to the homepage of Shen You's small Weibo account, and clicked to report Shen You's latest Weibo.

The reason: personally attacking me.

Shen You: "..."

Forget it, why should I have the same knowledge as Erbaiwu.

Then I thought of something and asked Yuan Haoyou: "Your scouting ability seems to be a bit good. I have a question to test you."

Yuan Haoyou opened his eyes wide: "You say."

"I have a friend who also participated in "Popping Star", but recently, he found that he lost a pair of underwear. What do you think is the reason?"

To protect Cohen's privacy and chastity, he decided not to use his name.

Yuan Haoyou was silent for a moment, his eyes suddenly became very sharp: "Can I ask a question first?"

Shen You: "Tell me."

"Emmm... Is that friend you're talking about yourself?"

Shen You: "..."

Damn, Shen You thought for a while, and was surprised by this question for a moment. This is definitely the highlight moment in Yuan Haoyou's life.

In the next second, I couldn't help laughing.

The two sand sculptures laughed together in the deserted practice room.

After finally laughing, Shen You replied: "No, it's Ke En."

What about protecting Cohen's privacy and chastity?

Yuan Haoyou gave an answer: "Isn't it an illegitimate fan, did you lose it in the program group?"

"Ah."

"That may not be the case. The program team will never let illegitimate students come in."

When Shen You returned to the dormitory, Xu Ningxi was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone in the dormitory.

Seeing Xu Ningxi, many questions immediately appeared in his mind.

The conversation with Yuan Haoyou just now really reshaped his three outlooks, causing him to be bloody for a while, unable to distinguish reality from illusion.

Seeing Shen You coming in, Xu Ningxi even moved his butt, trying to make room for Shen You.

Shen You looked at the black line, buddy, you are sitting on a single sofa, hey!

But he still stepped forward and sat down on his buttocks.

"Xu Ningxi, do you know about the 'Imperial Bestowed Love'?"

Xu Ningxi's ears trembled, and his eyes began to wander.

He picked up his phone again and pretended to be watching a video.

"Oh, I don't know! What happened!"

Shen You asked: "Do you really not know?"

"Fortunately, I still have questions to ask you." I stood up from the single sofa.

At this moment, Xu Ningxi grabbed Shen You and told Shen You to sit down straight again, just sitting on Xu Ningxi's lap.

Shen You: "..."

The smile on Xu Ningxi's face was pure and lovely: "I know, I know, I'm still the little host of the super talk of 'The Best Love'!"

Shen You: "..." In my mind @#￥@&...

He asked a question: "Oh, then do you know what is a blood-sucking hammer and what is a brainwashing bag?"

Xu Ningxi fell into deep thought.

Then he took out his mobile phone and searched for keywords in the "Yuci Liangyuan" super chat: blood-sucking real hammer.

The page jumped a bit, and the following content appeared.

"Youyou is a real vampire!" Below is a Polaroid photo.

Shen You took a closer look, he was still dressed in their "killrose" performance, he was standing in front of the mirror admiring his handsome face, Yuan Haoyou secretly photographed him in the mirror.

I saw him wearing a small retro-style suit, full of renaissance atmosphere, resting his chin on one hand, slightly raising his chin, wearing a duckbill cap on his head, with an indifferent expression, exquisite and deep eyebrows, irrepressible sexy and evil, and pale complexion , the lip color is light, really looks like a vampire.

Shen You is not surprised, brother is just so handsome.

Then scroll down, and there is a video below, er, it is still what happened in the dressing room at that time, it is the output when Yuan Haoyou held the camera to hate him, it is too sandy and nervous, even the camera is shaking, the only The advantage is that it is close enough to completely record Shen You's 360-degree beauty without dead ends.

Especially what Shen You said to the camera at the end: "No, I have a 360-degree beauty without dead ends, and I can hold a full-range high-definition 3D lens to illuminate my beauty."

The big eyes blinked and blinked, coupled with the heavy eye makeup this time, all-inclusive small eyeliner and small smoke, those eyes were more eye-catching and amazing.

At this time Xu Ningxi muttered angrily, telling Shen You to wake up from his incomparable handsomeness.

"What! This is obviously Yuan Haoyou and your sugar!"

"A spy got mixed up in the royal gift!"

"I'm going to start exercising my power as the little host of 'Yu Bian Liang Yuan' super talk! I'm going to block it!"

Shen You: "..."