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Shen You really wanted to shake Yuan Haoyou's head to see if it was full of water: "Brother, please be sober, isn't that how it works in mathematics?"

Yuan Haoyou: "..." The smile on his face froze.

He asked Shen You puzzled: "Isn't my expression just now not sincere enough?"

Shen You said: "Don't be too exaggerated!"

Added another sentence: "Please stop your desire to perform, what was that called just now? Is it hard teasing?"

Yuan Haoyou wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.

Scratching his hair: "It's not that bad, is it?" It shouldn't be, he has tried this kind of hard-boiled routine in front of fans, even when he tried it on his teammates, he can see the effect Come.

He also expressed his thoughts to Shen You.

Shen You rolled his eyes at him, and said unceremoniously: "Oh, man~"

Then he explained to him nonsense: "This kind of routine is not suitable for use on the same sex who is more handsome than you, such as me."

Quite narcissistic and shameless.

Yuan Haoyou said: "I don't believe it." After glancing at Shen You, he added: "I don't believe the last sentence."

Shen You: "..."

Hey, why don't you believe it, don't believe the naked/naked/naked reality that I'm more handsome than you!

Shen You said angrily: "That's the truth, there's nothing you can do if you don't believe it."

Yuan Haoyou said: "You can believe me if you want, but you must first praise my appearance."

Shen You said angrily: "Okay, then I will think of something for you now."

Seriously, inspiration just pops out like a fountain.

"Your beauty that does not exist in the world must have come from the canopy, and you are as beautiful as a pig."

Yuan Haoyou: "..."

Shen You continued to make up the knife: "Then we are really different from the mortal, who made you a celestial animal, I suggest you try this routine with the sows in the mortal world."

Yuan Haoyou's weak heart suffered [-] points of critical damage: This small talker is too detrimental!

The day after the commercial was filmed was the day the program went live.

Shen You thought to himself, this is not a problem at all.

Although many trainees were full of expectations for the launch of the program, in fact, the day was calm and nothing happened.

Originally, according to the progress of the original program, their daily activities should be very tight, such as preparing for stage after stage.As a result, a program was reported to be postponed. This week, the group of trainees seemed to be freed. Except for the occasional filming, they usually went to class lazily.

Shen You almost forgot that this was a competition.

After dinner, he went to the practice room. He wanted to practice dancing as usual, and then he would go back when the time came.

As a result, when I came to the practice room, there was no one in it.

Shen You: "..." He knew that everyone must be going back to watch the show.

It's boring, it's really boring.

So, he also went back to the dormitory.

Originally, after the mobile phones were handed over, these trainees should have no way to watch the show, but there are policies and countermeasures.

Even Shen You received a second mobile phone in the past few days.

Thank you again for the sponsorship from Sheng Lingxiao, and give him his full name (not Gouzi).

When Sheng Lingxiao went to the program group to look for him, he even showed off his foresight to Shen You with a frightened face.

For example, he is very thankful that he went ashore early and escaped the sea of ​​suffering. Isn’t the life without a mobile phone just like a monk eating fast and praying to Buddha? Life is not colorful at all, not to mention that monks in the new era play mobile phones every day!

Speaking of this, Shen You almost forgot who caused him to encounter these things.

It was really a show of superiority, so Shen You dealt with him mercilessly, and the ending ended with Sheng Lingxiao screaming and covering his buttocks.

After that, Sheng Lingxiao gave him a new mobile phone, the latest model of a certain fruit, with the highest configuration, large memory, sufficient calling charges, and unlimited national data.

Shen You was a little moved.

Then Sheng Lingxiao said again with a stinky face: "I was wondering why I sent you a game team invitation for a few days and ignored me. I thought something happened to you, thanks to me It was only after a phone call to the program team that I found out that you are in a sea of ​​misery, brother."

Oh, it turns out that labor and capital will lead you to higher points ~ indifferent face.

Shen You sincerely thanked: "Thank you." To be honest, he had to thank Gouzi, who never thought that he could spend money on the game anchors and let them form a team to take him to the top.

This operation is too complicated, Gouzi's brain can't turn it around.

Sheng Lingxiao accepted the thank you, the dog turned his head, and pouted his nose again and said: "Hey, I'm actually addicted to another game recently, but I have to use a computer, or I'll get a game laptop with a luxurious configuration and send it here !"

Shen You: "..." Dare I be a game master who does not do business every day with you? !

Sheng Lingxiao smiled excitedly: "Anyway, I heard that you are not doing business here, so I will send it over another day."

Hearing Gouzi's words that he had no intentions and only knew Shale, Shen You fell silent again, and he felt that Gouzi was mocking him.

Shen You said: "Do you still remember that you are my manager? Do you still want to broaden my e-sports business?" Why do you not do business every day, and you dare to instigate him to develop e-sports business every day.

Sheng Lingxiao's eyes widened, and his eyes lit up: "E-sports business? E-sports? It's absolutely fine. I can continue to be your manager."

Shen You: "..." My heart is tired.

This matter came to an end, at least he now has a mobile phone.

The first thing he did when he returned to the dormitory was to lock the door of the dormitory, then changed into his pajamas and planned to lie in bed and watch their programs.

When Ke En came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he was surprised to see Shen You sitting on the bed and watching videos on his mobile phone.

Then calmly took out the tablet from the cabinet and threw it on the bed.

"Use this to watch it, the screen is bigger." Actually, it's because I want to watch it too.

The result is two people watching videos together in bed with relish.

During the period, Shen You talked a lot, and with exaggerated expressions, he could definitely record a reaction video of "Pounding Stars".

Probably because Shen You was not present during the recording of the first episode, so his performance was very natural, and he was very happy to watch the usual familiar faces appear on the screen. serious.

But Cohen is having a hard time. Ever since the show put him in the scene, he has been sitting on pins and needles, with an unnatural expression. It is too shameful to see himself appearing on the screen.

Shen You noticed his expression and thought it was very funny.

He said empathetically, "If you don't dare to watch it, I'll just watch it for you. I'll call you when the camera is over."

Cohen: "..." Is it embarrassing if you are watching beside me?

"No, thank you."

Shen You glanced at him with some disappointment, and then he was full of interest when his eyes fell on the screen again.

He unceremoniously complained to Cohen about his look that day: "Why did you wear a shit-yellow coat that day, what did you think, it made your blond hair the same color as shit."

Cohen: "..." No, isn't that khaki?

Shen You still didn't let him go, and complained quite fatally: "That little pocket of yours is a failure, are you a scalper?"

Cohen: "..." I'm autistic.

Shen You saw that Ke En chose a seat with a very low ranking.

He asked Cohen: "What number did you choose?"

Cohen said, "88."

"Well, then you're quite superstitious."

This link should belong to each freshman's self-selected ranking when they report, because there is no assessment at this time, and it all depends on the players' self-consciousness and summer escape.Cohen obviously belongs to the kind that is very summer-proof, isn't it a little too modest.

Appearance is also a kind of strength. Hey, based on your appearance, it is a bit modest to receive a number plate of 88.

Shen You really doesn't feel back pain when standing and talking.

Then as soon as the BGM changed, it suddenly became intense.

Shen You thought to himself: who came on stage and brought their own BGM, and then saw a familiar figure walk through the brightly lit corridor and come to the stage.

It's Xi Sheng.

He looked very different from usual, Shen You almost didn't recognize him, it was all due to the subtitles inside.He is wearing a short black leather jacket with black jeans on his lower body. He looks slender and his long legs are very eye-catching. But other than that, compared with other trainees, his outfit is much more plain, with clean hair She has black hair, and the makeup on her face is also clean, with a natural whiteness and luster.

The foundation makeup is very ironic. You must know that the few trainees who came out just now felt that they came out without even applying the powder. Either the color number of the foundation was too white, which was the same color as the neck, or it was wearing a Face oily face comes out.Shen You couldn't bear to look directly at her.

The program is too discriminatory.

Although they also secretly poked at Xi Sheng, but judging by the way Xi Sheng appeared on the stage, he could be seen as a heavyweight boss, a big name among the trainees.

Some trainees whispered under the stage: "Wow, the big devil has been released."

"Master, it's God!"

"How could he come to this kind of program!"

"So handsome, a man with a halo!"

……

Although the meaning of the words should still be mostly admiration, but it sounds quite depressed.

Xi Sheng's gaze was very firm, and he sat down directly towards the top No. [-] seat. This move made the group of trainees below go crazy again.Those trainees either stood up, or craned their necks to look up, excited as if they were Xi Sheng himself.

"As expected of a seat god!"

"So handsome!"

"Brilliant!"

……

After Xi Sheng took his seat, the members of Dragon-X came in next. This time it was a sweet BGM full of girlish hearts.

Yuan Haoyou, Yang Ning, Wang Changyun, Zuo Sixuan, and Xiang Hua walked in neatly. In terms of colorful clothes, they obviously had a united soul, and their tastes were quite consistent!Candy-based pink, orange, blue, and white are all mixed and matched on the body, and the hairstyle is also dark brown, light brown, golden brown, and linen brown. Well, it once again embodies the soul of the group.

When they first crossed the stage to take their seats, they stood in the center of the stage and bowed together, and chanted the slogan of the regiment by the way, it was really scheming, this shot was stolen, and finally they were in the middle together Sit down.

Then there is Cui Xueyin's group. It is said that his group was temporarily formed with trainees from the same company. It is not as group-like as Yuan Haoyou's group, which is very plastic and easy to see.

There is also the combination of Xiang Dongyang, this combination is a bit tall, there is a trainee who looks high nose and deep purpose, a typical foreigner appearance, I did not expect it to be a Sino-foreign cooperation project, international!

Shen You said to Ke En: "In three seconds, I want to know the name of this handsome foreign guy!"

Ke En thought about it, but because he didn't pay attention to gossip, and because he was a little facial paralyzed and kept away from strangers, Shen You suspected that the faces of the trainees he knew could be counted with two hands.

Thirty seconds later, Shen You still tapped Bai Qi on WeChat, and took a close-up photo of the handsome foreign guy on the screen, and sent it to Bai Qi.

Bai Qi replied in seconds: "His name is Mu Ge." Sure enough, he was also watching the show.

Shen You asked: "Which country is he from?"

Bai Qi: "Which country are you from? Chinese."

Shen You: "Mixed blood?" It turns out that they are not foreign friends.

Bai Qi said, "No, he is from Xinjiang."

Shen You: "..." The exotic atmosphere is also good.

After a while, Bai Qi replied to him again: "There are also mixed races in our show, isn't your roommate a mixed race?"

Shen You immediately looked up at Ke En after seeing it.

Cohen felt his gaze look back.

Shen You took this opportunity to look at his facial features, then lowered his head and typed Bai Qi on WeChat.

"Are you sure Cohen is of mixed race? Southeast Asian?"

Bai Qi replied to him: "Yes, I don't know if you are in Southeast Asia, you can ask your roommate."

Shen You followed the advice and asked Ke En: "Are you still a mixed race?"

Cohen nodded: "Well, one-quarter goose blood."

Shen You: "Oh, no wonder, but I can't see any features on your face." It's not very obvious.

"Look at the eyeballs, my pupils are gray," Cohen said.

Shen You leaned over to have a closer look, then nodded, um, there is some meaning, but the grayness is not very obvious.

Seeing that Shen You was observing carefully, Ke En still couldn't hold back the smug expression on his face: I, a handsome mixed-race guy, a handsome guy!

Seeing the faint stupidity on Ke En's face, Shen You couldn't even hide his facial paralysis, and couldn't help being speechless.

He stated the reality solemnly: "I thought it was a cataract if you didn't tell me!"

Cohen: "..." I don't listen, I don't listen.