[Thunderbolt] Pindao just wants to be a quiet Taoist priest

Mr. Liuzhao had a dream about things from his previous life.

I woke up in the middle of the night, opened my eyes, sat on the bed to relax my mind, then got up and went to the window, opened the exquisitely carved small porch window, and sat on the rug by the window to blow the night breeze.

The bright moonlight filled the courtyard, it was cold and cold, and the stars in the sky were twinkling, unpredictable and mysterious, which was a scene that could not be seen in the previous life.

Poured a cup of cold tea, Liu Zhaojun drank it in one gulp, it was refreshingly cold.

He thought he had let go of the previous things, but the matter of the Goddess was like a wake-up call, reminding him once again that you have not forgotten.

Maybe it's really not suitable, I'm not suitable for marriage, and I don't deserve to have the sincerity of a celestial girl.Mr. Liuzhao was a little discouraged, as his mother said, he was not worthy.

"Forget it, after all, I failed her, so I should treat it as a debt of favor and pay it back later." Liu Zhaojun sighed and shook his head. He has always been restless these days and his conscience is disturbed. The memories that had been let go reappeared in my mind, disturbing my mood.I hope it will return to normal tomorrow, and I will be a happy Liuzhao-jun again as soon as possible.

The next morning, Mr. Liuzhao had returned to normal, and he was no longer lost. This made Yi Zatan, who had been paying attention to Mr. Liuzhao, heave a sigh of relief. He was afraid that Mr. Liuzhao would be hit and depressed. He was relieved.

"Huh? Why haven't I seen Jianzi these days? Where has he gone?" Mr. Liu Zhao looked around while having breakfast, and finally found that Jianzi was not there these days, so he asked curiously.

"He went to see off that shiny kid from the Confucian School, and I don't know why he's been there for so long. Maybe he's gone to fight for justice again." Taoist Yunshi's description of Shulou Longsu made the corners of Liu Zhaojun's mouth twitch , is really too appropriate.Taoist Yunshi knew the character of his disciple and grandson very well, it is very likely that he drew his sword to help when he saw the road was rough, and then delayed his return.

Mr. Liu Zhao pinched his fingers and counted the time: "Today is the tenth day of the prophecy, why hasn't he come back yet? Could it be..." Before he could finish speaking, a figure appeared outside the door, it was Jianzi Xianji.

There was a moment of silence in the living room, a needle could be heard falling, and everyone was startled by the shape of the sword.

"Pfft." Taoist Yunshi laughed out loud first, not because he didn't show face, but because Jianzi Xianji was so funny at this time, I couldn't help it.

"Master..." Jianzi Xianji's rare tone was a little aggrieved, and he looked at Taoist Yunshi sadly. He really didn't expect that his master would be the first to laugh, it was so sad.

Jianzi Xianji was originally dressed in white, which made him look like a fairy. Coupled with the Taoist inaction temperament, he really is a fairy.But at this time, he didn't look chic at all.

The white Taoist robe was splattered with blackened blood, exuding a strong fishy smell, and the dried blood was extremely tragic, and it was splashed very evenly, without leaking from top to bottom.The white hair was also glued into strands and dyed red.Jianzi Xianji's face still had unwiped blood stains, it could be seen that a pot of dog blood was not wasted at all, it was really "washed" from head to toe.

Isn't the sword on guard?Why are you still on the road?Everyone didn't understand that such a tragic result would happen to such a congenital person as Jianzi.

"Amitabha, it's all the fault of the little monk." A silver monk walked out from behind Jianzi Xianji.He had been following behind Jianzi Xianji just now, silent, but now he came out and immediately attracted everyone's attention.

There is no other, because most of the monks in the four realms are violent, and Jianzi Xianji actually abducted a Buddhist disciple after hooking up with the Confucian sect, so I have to admire his ability to climb walls.

"My little monk and Buddha Sword Fen said that this is mainly the fault of this little monk." Under the explanation of Buddha Jian Fen's peaceful words, everyone gradually understood what happened. I have to say that Jianzi Xianji is really unlucky.

This matter began with the farewell to Shulou Longsu six days ago.

At that time, Jianzi Xianji had finished delivering Shulou Longsu, and planned to return to Cangjian Villa as soon as possible to avoid the limelight and avoid the prophecy.But maybe Jianzi Xianji really has a trouble-making physique, and he ran into trouble on the way back.

Some places in the afflicted environment are indeed not educated enough to be very barbaric, and there are often live sacrifices. If it is an ordinary sacrifice, it will be fine, and Jianzi Xianji will not care too much, but this time he encountered a living sacrifice.

The people of that village tied a pregnant woman who was pregnant with Liujia to a pillar in the center of the village, ignored her crying and begging, piled firewood at her feet, and then formed a circle, waiting for the village chief's order, Light the firewood.

The pregnant woman begged for mercy, but all the villagers looked indifferent, with disgust and expectation in their eyes, and did not listen to the pregnant woman's explanation at all.

Can Jianzi Xianji ignore this kind of thing?We must take care of it.These are two living lives!

Just when the firewood was about to be ignited, Jianzi Xianji descended lightly. With a wave of his sleeve, he swept away the already lit firewood and untied the pregnant woman.

"Master Daoist, you shouldn't have saved this witch." The old man in the village was angry and accused Jianzi Xianji of meddling in his own business.

"It's been saved, can I tie it back?" Jianzi Xianji untied the pregnant woman's rope with a nonchalant expression on his face.The pregnant woman cried loudly and knelt on the ground. She was alive and dead for a moment, and she felt the impermanence of life when she escaped from death, and her mood collapsed.

"This woman is a witch! Her husband is dead, and she steals people outside. She is still a monk! How can this kind of person keep her alive! And strange things happened in the village after the monk disappeared. She must have asked the monk to do it. , burn her, and keep the village safe!" The village head stood on his crutches, and said firmly, the wrinkles on his face made him look horrifying, and he concluded that the pregnant woman was guilty in one word.The other villagers also agreed, and some people wanted to catch the pregnant woman again and burn them, but they obviously refused to give up.

Jianzixianji waved his whisk, and swept away the villagers who came to arrest him. The pregnant woman flinched, and leaned against Jianzixianji's feet, grabbing the corner of Jianzixianji's clothes, like grabbing With a glimmer of life, she immediately explained: "No, that's not the case. My child was only discovered after the death of my husband. It was too young at that time, so no one found out. I just asked a monk to stay five months ago. That’s all for one night, I didn’t seduce the monk! Also, the strange incidents in the village really have nothing to do with me.” After speaking, he burst into tears again.

Jianzi Xianji couldn't let it go, he was afraid that if he left the pregnant woman, he would be burned to death again, and he would have no place to put her, so he said to the villagers: "I don't think there is any evil spirit in this female benefactor, and there is no evil spirit." , I don’t think she did the strange things in the village.”

"Hmph, you said she wasn't a demon girl. Even a Taoist priest who just met was seduced and talked to her after just one meeting." How can there be "adultery"?

After coughing, Jianzi Xianji straightened his face, Fuchen lightly slapped some nonsense villagers, and a gust of awe-inspiring wind made the angry villagers calm down for a moment. In terms of strength, they really are not the easy-talking ones they look like. Taoist opponent.

It has to be said that Jianzi still has a bit of deceitful capital when he is righteous.

"Well, I will find out the reason for the strange things in the village and solve them for you. Don't embarrass this pregnant woman. Posthumous births are still very common in this world." Jianzi Xianji saw that the villagers were just afraid of strange things. She didn't care whose child the pregnant woman was carrying, so she took the matter to herself.

Originally, Jianzi thought, what kind of strange things can happen in a small village?It's overpowering that something has become a spirit, and it will harm the village, and then it will be good to play the original form of a fairy, but it turns out that things are not as simple as he thought.

Jianzi Xianji didn't find anything strange in the village at first, but at night, the poultry and animals were restless, and there were strange noises and ghosts in the village, but they disappeared at dawn, which was very strange.Jianzi Xianji observed carefully for several nights, and found that the Sanskrit sound echoed hidden in the strange sound, so he listened to the strange sound and traced it to the place where the sound originated, under an ancient well.

After greeting the villagers, Jianzi Xianji fell into the well, looking for something strange.

"So, all the weird things are just caused by this Buddhist master fighting in the well with the evil spirits sealed by his predecessors, and they are on par with each other?" Mr. Liu Zhao didn't expect that Jianzi Xianji would actually fight with Yin Monk Buddha. Jian Fen said that's how they met in this way, and they don't know how they met in the original destiny track, but this time the understanding is a bit magical, the three innates got together so quickly.

"Isn't that right? My arrival has broken the original balance. According to the Buddha Sword, it was supposed to obey the master's order to eliminate evil spirits. It has been fighting for four or five months, and it will be successful soon. My arrival also It’s just speeding up the progress. The monk who stayed overnight is also him.” Jianzi Xianji was actually a little helpless, for such a sullen monk, the villagers would still fabricate rumors of “adultery”, it’s just nonsense.

At dawn, the two teamed up to eliminate the evil spirit, and planned to go up the well again.Jianzi Xianji was the first to go up, but the villagers guarding the mouth of the well poured a big pot of black dog's blood the moment they went up, which made their hearts feel cold.However, the Buddhist sword below was not affected at all.

"That's why I'm so miserable, you're still laughing." Jianzi Xianji lamented, turned his head to look at Liu Zhaojun and Ye Canglan, who were snickering, indignantly.It was obviously a matter between two people, but in the end, it was me who was poured with blood.Before going down, I told the villagers that I would handle this matter well, but it turned out that this thing greeted me.

"Hahaha." Seeing Jianzi looking at him, Jun Liuzhao stopped holding back his laughter, raised his head and laughed loudly three times.Sure enough, Jianzi's misfortune was the source of his happiness.

"Still friends?"

"No. I'm your little uncle." Liu Zhaojun answered quickly and decisively, leaving Jianzi Xianji choked up and had nothing to say, so he snorted and went to change clothes before eating.Of course, the Buddhist sword was also taken away by him.In Hidden Sword Villa, he never regarded himself as an outsider.

When Jianzi Xianji and Fojian Bunsuo came back in clean clothes, Mr. Liuzhao and the five of them were already eating dessert.

After Jianzi Xianji took the Buddha sword and sat down, he quickly brought a plate of snacks and started eating. He hasn't eaten since last night.Although Xiantian people are already dispensable to eating, but with Mr. Liu Zhaojun, the foodie master and apprentice, his greedy worms have long been seduced, and he will be hungry if he doesn't eat a meal.

"Jianzi, the Wandao Forum will be in three months, you should be ready to go." Taoist Yunshi threw an invitation letter to Jianzi, reminding him that in fact, this forum is optional, the main reason is to think about it. Let the disciples and grandchildren show their faces in front of Wan Daomen, and they don't expect to get any rankings.Fame and wealth are all floating clouds, and Taoist Yunshi believes in the strength of his apprentice, so he is not interested in the ranking.

Mr. Liuzhao still felt that something would happen to Jianzi Xianji when he left.I originally wanted to use divination, but it relies too much on deduction, which is not good, so in the end, let’s see how things develop, and deduction is not good for everything.

"Xuan should stay in Hidden Sword Villa for the past few months. Please take care of Master Ye. When he recovers, he will go to the Four Realms Discussion Conference. Don't use deduction anymore, especially when I am away. "Yi Zaiyu put down the teacup in his hand, and confessed, "Yunshi and I are going to return to the Dao Realm, let's come back after playing with Xuan for a while." As he said, he left a sword mark on Liu Zhaojun's forehead to prevent the meeting. danger that arises.

"Master, won't you play in the afflicted realm for a while?" Liu Zhaojun didn't expect Yi Zayu to return to the Dao realm so soon, so he asked him to stay.

"No, the Dao Realm is a bit unstable recently. I have something to do with you, Senior Brother Yu. You stay in the miserable state for three years. After three years, you will return to the Dao Realm after participating in the Four Realms Discussion." Rubbing Liuzhaojun's hair, he smiled for a while, and then said seriously, "Don't tell fortunes to those who come to ask for fortunes! If you are shameless, hit them out."

"Is there any danger? I can't stay in a difficult situation." Liu Zhaojun was a little anxious when he heard Yi Zaiyu's words, "At least take me with you, I don't want Master to face the danger alone. I have Zhenshanhe, and I can help Master respect."

"No need, I have to worry about you if you are here. With Yunshi by my side, nothing can be difficult for us."

"That's right, although I'm always beaten by your master, my strength is definitely not low. I joined hands with someone Yi, and there is nothing in the four realms that can hurt us." Taoist Yunshi also comforted him.

Mr. Liuzhao thought about it, too. What are the two 97-level tubas afraid of? They should just suppress the demons fleeing from the Dao Realm. Besides, the alien world has not been found.

That afternoon, Yi Zaiyu and Taoist Yunshi returned to the Dao Realm.And Jianzi Xianji and Fojian Fenshuo went to Wandao Forum together, Jianzi went to participate, and Fojian went back along the way.

The huge Tibetan Sword Villa was empty again, only Liu Zhaojun and Ye Canglan sent the cloud boat, and suddenly felt a lot deserted.

After a few days of quiet life, Mr. Liuzhao climbed over the courtyard wall and was about to leave the village with the Jiyun boat: "Let's go, let's go for a stroll, it's not good to be bored."

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Jianzi's misfortune is my happiness.

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