I see that the national teacher is sick
Chapter 33
Li Chengxi pointed Lu Tao's forehead with one finger, and said solemnly: "Can you not touch your hands? I heard that you came from some small island of Penglai, don't you know the rules? We people from the Central Plains and you It’s a different way of expressing love.”
Lu Tao blinked her eyes, and asked innocently: "Master, how do you express your liking?"
Li Chengxi took a step back and said: "The first basic performance is to stay half a foot away from each other when talking to each other. This is the basic respect between friends."
Lutao tilted her head, glanced at the ground, twisted her handkerchief timidly, and asked with a smile: "What is the basic respect between lovers?"
Li Chengxi choked, suppressing the discomfort in his stomach, and said coldly: "Lovers must love each other silently and respect each other as guests. The so-called respect as guests means that when you see her, you are the same as seeing a stranger who came from afar. On the surface, you seem to be good friends, but in fact, the psychological distance must be widened. The address must also be in place, if you can be called "Mr. Zhang", don't call him "Daguan Zhang", and if you can be called "Daguan Zhang", don't call him 'Honey'. Of course, don't talk if you can."
Lvtao held her face in her hands, and patiently listened to Li Chengxi's speech, then called "Sixth Prince" coquettishly and timidly, which made Li Chengxi's scalp go numb.
"You... since you can understand it, why don't you stand a little further away?"
Lutao nodded repeatedly, but her body didn't move.In his eyes is the light of infatuation like a star, accompanied by pink bubbles appearing and disappearing from time to time.The sticky, sticky light unique to this kind of brainless fan frightens Li Chengxi.
"Hahaha, master, you are so naughty, I am also from the Central Plains."
"Lutao, step back, I have something to say to His Royal Highness the Sixth Prince."
And... anyone else?
Lutao pursed her lips, said "Yes, ma'am", looked at Li Chengxi a few more times, and left reluctantly.
His eyes were like knives, and he wished he could gouge out a few pieces of flesh from Li Chengxi's body and take them away before giving up.Li Chengxi's legs went limp, but there was a pleasant fragrance in front of him.
Li Chengxi looked up and saw a rich woman coming over.On her hair was a dazzling array of gold and jade, which shone and covered up her appearance in a daze.This is probably the highest level of the disguise technique - hiding in money.
Li Chengxi reckoned, she likes to dress up so much, she should not be bad looking.People who are rich and beautiful are always liked, Li Chengxi bowed her hands in awe of her.
"Sixth Prince, you don't need to be too polite." The lady stepped forward and held Li Chengxi's hand.
Li Chengxi's face changed color, people like rich and beautiful people, but rich and beautiful people who are so polite to him are very suspicious.
Li Chengxi glanced at Lu Tao at the side, and then carefully looked at the corners of the lady's mouth, but found nothing, the other party showed a strange expression, he was not reconciled, and boldly stared at the other party's Adam's apple.
The other party finally got angry, and said coldly: "I heard from Lutao that the sixth prince understands righteousness and looks dignified. Now, it seems that he is no different from ordinary prodigal sons!"
Li Chengxi could almost confirm the lady's gender at first, but when she opened her mouth, her throat twitched, and she was a little less sure.In addition, in some ghost story books, he has read that there is a miraculous elixir overseas, which can make a man turn into a woman after eating it, and a woman after taking it...still a woman.
The other party spoke so bluntly, most likely he was a rough old man inside.
He couldn't help being a little angry, and said: "I, Li Chengxi, can't be good at literature or martial arts, but I have a bottom line. I'm not interested in men!"
Lu Tao became anxious at the side, and persuaded: "Oh master, our Mrs. Fang is a serious woman. Besides, I have never seen her take a bath."
... Such a powerful proof, is the brain sick?
The faces of Li Chengxi and Mrs. Fang blushed for no reason.
Li Chengxi's thoughts turned quickly, and finally a clue came to his mind - the owner of the green peach is the owner of the Linglong Pavilion, Fang Yuan used to be the owner of the Linglong Pavilion, and this woman is Mrs. Fang, which is probably Fang Yuan's wife.
There was an inexplicable emotion in his heart - Mrs. Fang looked to be in her 30s, and a woman like her who loves to dress up would look younger than her actual age, so Fang Yuan should be... at least in her early forties?
Li Rufeng, the evildoer who has only appeared in recent years, no one knows how old he is, but judging by his face, he is 27 or [-]?
Li Chengxi struggled to put Li Rufeng and an uncle in his 40s together, and shook his head again.
Seeing this, Mrs. Fang smiled slightly and said, "Sixth Prince, Li Rufeng has gone to Penglai Island to find me."
Then, what kind of shady deal did you make?
Seeing that Li Chengxi was silent, Mrs. Fang continued: "Li Rufeng is still looking for Fang Yuan, and he firmly believes that Fang Yuan is not dead."
Li Chengxi said "Oh", and his mood became worse and worse: it turned out that Li Rufeng went to conquer the Wagua Kingdom himself, not for the people of the Dayin Dynasty, let alone listened to his persuasion, but because he had his own Xiaojiujiu.
"But—" Mrs. Fang suddenly grabbed Li Chengxi's skirt, with a strange look in her eyes, "Fang Yuan is indeed dead, he died right in front of me, and I collected his body for him."
Li Chengxi chuckled and nodded clearly.
"Is it because you told Li Rufeng the truth, and if he refuses to believe it, forget it and beat you?"
Mrs. Fang was shocked at first, and then burst into tears.
"Isn't it! I told him the truth, and if he didn't believe me, I was going to take him to dig Fang Yuan's ashes, but he refused to say anything. He insisted on saying that I was lying and beat me!" When she said this, she felt wronged. Ji, coughed twice, and actually coughed up blood.
Li Chengxi was stunned. He already knew Li Rufeng's abnormality very well, but he didn't expect that Mrs. Fang would bring such a level of props as backup.
Mrs. Fang didn't know what he was thinking, she immediately wanted to take off her big sleeve shirt, and said, "Sixth Prince, you can see, he slapped me behind the back, if I didn't dodge it quickly, I would have to confess my life." It’s in his hand. It’s because of his palm that I’m still unable to move.”
"Don't, don't, hurry up and get dressed. I know you've been hit by the heart-piercing palm, and your bones are about to fall apart. It's very serious. I'll just make up my mind about this kind of thing. You're welcome."
This woman is so hypocritical, he just glanced at her collarbone, and she would say that he was contemptuous of him, but if he saw the palm print on her back, then he must not dig out his eyes?
Mrs. Fang wiped away her tears, sighed, and said: "He is fighting against the Japanese melon country in the East China Sea. I don't dare to stay on the small island of Penglai anymore, so I have to come to Chang'an to avoid the limelight."
Li Chengxi looked at her and Lutao with a subtle smile on his face.
"Mrs. Fang, why did you come to find me? I don't seem to have anything I can do to help you."
He also thinks that Li Rufeng is perverted and not easy to mess with. If you need help, please find someone else!Find someone else!Please don't say it!Please don't say it!
"I heard that there is only one prince who can convince Li Rufeng, and he is the prospective master of our Linglong Pavilion. Alas, if he refuses to save us, let me hang myself in Xinghuachunyu Tower with Lutao!"
Lu Tao blinked her eyes, and asked innocently: "Master, how do you express your liking?"
Li Chengxi took a step back and said: "The first basic performance is to stay half a foot away from each other when talking to each other. This is the basic respect between friends."
Lutao tilted her head, glanced at the ground, twisted her handkerchief timidly, and asked with a smile: "What is the basic respect between lovers?"
Li Chengxi choked, suppressing the discomfort in his stomach, and said coldly: "Lovers must love each other silently and respect each other as guests. The so-called respect as guests means that when you see her, you are the same as seeing a stranger who came from afar. On the surface, you seem to be good friends, but in fact, the psychological distance must be widened. The address must also be in place, if you can be called "Mr. Zhang", don't call him "Daguan Zhang", and if you can be called "Daguan Zhang", don't call him 'Honey'. Of course, don't talk if you can."
Lvtao held her face in her hands, and patiently listened to Li Chengxi's speech, then called "Sixth Prince" coquettishly and timidly, which made Li Chengxi's scalp go numb.
"You... since you can understand it, why don't you stand a little further away?"
Lutao nodded repeatedly, but her body didn't move.In his eyes is the light of infatuation like a star, accompanied by pink bubbles appearing and disappearing from time to time.The sticky, sticky light unique to this kind of brainless fan frightens Li Chengxi.
"Hahaha, master, you are so naughty, I am also from the Central Plains."
"Lutao, step back, I have something to say to His Royal Highness the Sixth Prince."
And... anyone else?
Lutao pursed her lips, said "Yes, ma'am", looked at Li Chengxi a few more times, and left reluctantly.
His eyes were like knives, and he wished he could gouge out a few pieces of flesh from Li Chengxi's body and take them away before giving up.Li Chengxi's legs went limp, but there was a pleasant fragrance in front of him.
Li Chengxi looked up and saw a rich woman coming over.On her hair was a dazzling array of gold and jade, which shone and covered up her appearance in a daze.This is probably the highest level of the disguise technique - hiding in money.
Li Chengxi reckoned, she likes to dress up so much, she should not be bad looking.People who are rich and beautiful are always liked, Li Chengxi bowed her hands in awe of her.
"Sixth Prince, you don't need to be too polite." The lady stepped forward and held Li Chengxi's hand.
Li Chengxi's face changed color, people like rich and beautiful people, but rich and beautiful people who are so polite to him are very suspicious.
Li Chengxi glanced at Lu Tao at the side, and then carefully looked at the corners of the lady's mouth, but found nothing, the other party showed a strange expression, he was not reconciled, and boldly stared at the other party's Adam's apple.
The other party finally got angry, and said coldly: "I heard from Lutao that the sixth prince understands righteousness and looks dignified. Now, it seems that he is no different from ordinary prodigal sons!"
Li Chengxi could almost confirm the lady's gender at first, but when she opened her mouth, her throat twitched, and she was a little less sure.In addition, in some ghost story books, he has read that there is a miraculous elixir overseas, which can make a man turn into a woman after eating it, and a woman after taking it...still a woman.
The other party spoke so bluntly, most likely he was a rough old man inside.
He couldn't help being a little angry, and said: "I, Li Chengxi, can't be good at literature or martial arts, but I have a bottom line. I'm not interested in men!"
Lu Tao became anxious at the side, and persuaded: "Oh master, our Mrs. Fang is a serious woman. Besides, I have never seen her take a bath."
... Such a powerful proof, is the brain sick?
The faces of Li Chengxi and Mrs. Fang blushed for no reason.
Li Chengxi's thoughts turned quickly, and finally a clue came to his mind - the owner of the green peach is the owner of the Linglong Pavilion, Fang Yuan used to be the owner of the Linglong Pavilion, and this woman is Mrs. Fang, which is probably Fang Yuan's wife.
There was an inexplicable emotion in his heart - Mrs. Fang looked to be in her 30s, and a woman like her who loves to dress up would look younger than her actual age, so Fang Yuan should be... at least in her early forties?
Li Rufeng, the evildoer who has only appeared in recent years, no one knows how old he is, but judging by his face, he is 27 or [-]?
Li Chengxi struggled to put Li Rufeng and an uncle in his 40s together, and shook his head again.
Seeing this, Mrs. Fang smiled slightly and said, "Sixth Prince, Li Rufeng has gone to Penglai Island to find me."
Then, what kind of shady deal did you make?
Seeing that Li Chengxi was silent, Mrs. Fang continued: "Li Rufeng is still looking for Fang Yuan, and he firmly believes that Fang Yuan is not dead."
Li Chengxi said "Oh", and his mood became worse and worse: it turned out that Li Rufeng went to conquer the Wagua Kingdom himself, not for the people of the Dayin Dynasty, let alone listened to his persuasion, but because he had his own Xiaojiujiu.
"But—" Mrs. Fang suddenly grabbed Li Chengxi's skirt, with a strange look in her eyes, "Fang Yuan is indeed dead, he died right in front of me, and I collected his body for him."
Li Chengxi chuckled and nodded clearly.
"Is it because you told Li Rufeng the truth, and if he refuses to believe it, forget it and beat you?"
Mrs. Fang was shocked at first, and then burst into tears.
"Isn't it! I told him the truth, and if he didn't believe me, I was going to take him to dig Fang Yuan's ashes, but he refused to say anything. He insisted on saying that I was lying and beat me!" When she said this, she felt wronged. Ji, coughed twice, and actually coughed up blood.
Li Chengxi was stunned. He already knew Li Rufeng's abnormality very well, but he didn't expect that Mrs. Fang would bring such a level of props as backup.
Mrs. Fang didn't know what he was thinking, she immediately wanted to take off her big sleeve shirt, and said, "Sixth Prince, you can see, he slapped me behind the back, if I didn't dodge it quickly, I would have to confess my life." It’s in his hand. It’s because of his palm that I’m still unable to move.”
"Don't, don't, hurry up and get dressed. I know you've been hit by the heart-piercing palm, and your bones are about to fall apart. It's very serious. I'll just make up my mind about this kind of thing. You're welcome."
This woman is so hypocritical, he just glanced at her collarbone, and she would say that he was contemptuous of him, but if he saw the palm print on her back, then he must not dig out his eyes?
Mrs. Fang wiped away her tears, sighed, and said: "He is fighting against the Japanese melon country in the East China Sea. I don't dare to stay on the small island of Penglai anymore, so I have to come to Chang'an to avoid the limelight."
Li Chengxi looked at her and Lutao with a subtle smile on his face.
"Mrs. Fang, why did you come to find me? I don't seem to have anything I can do to help you."
He also thinks that Li Rufeng is perverted and not easy to mess with. If you need help, please find someone else!Find someone else!Please don't say it!Please don't say it!
"I heard that there is only one prince who can convince Li Rufeng, and he is the prospective master of our Linglong Pavilion. Alas, if he refuses to save us, let me hang myself in Xinghuachunyu Tower with Lutao!"
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