[Hebrew Mythology] Fallen to Heaven

Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong came up to see me.

I was really moved to tears by them. After all, they are the descendants of the real dragon who never forgets the dragon. They flew from the eighteenth level of hell to the eighth level of heaven with silk greetings and gossip from hell demons, avoiding all possibilities Saw their angels and started grabbing roujiamo in my palace.The two fallen angels, Bill and Saiyan, were the only bystanders, "So you should watch them next—don't go to the dragon clan, and don't be abducted by Baal..." This possibility still exists. It's really not ordinary big, "Is it okay?"

"No problem." As long as there is food, Xiao Hong will always be easy to talk, but Xiao Ming sweeps the two fallen angels up and down with his dragon eyes, and turns his attention back to Roujiamo after sweeping, "Lu Shuang."

"Hey." I obediently responded.

"You can use food to conquer||conquer angels." He said earnestly, "Food does not distinguish between regions and beliefs."

Me: "..." Wait, don't digress?

"Now that you have become a member of the Four Wings, you'd better ask for a list, all of which are available." Xiao Ming said in a tone of military||事||运||招|||| Use it. Pick a few good ones and then upgrade and add wings. This is your own power. The most important thing is to hold the top qualification for adding wings in your own hands, so that the top combat power will always thank you .”

"The top battle force (Jehovah) is already on my side." I said weakly, "You don't have to worry about this."

"God also considers the views of the angels, unless he intends to turn heaven into a hell-like place of unbelief." Xiao Ming said earnestly, "You also have to win over your own people. Although you are different, you must always consider Other people’s opinions. It’s like what you did before.” This is the information they chatted with the fallen angels just now. “That Lemuel is good. But Sariel’s words may require some serious information to make him obey you instead of God.” ...Samael, it may be a bit difficult to deal with, you have to find the reason why he is so firm now..."

"Wait a minute!" The more I listened, the more I felt my scalp tingling, "Why should I make him obey me? Obedience——God is right! I'm not trying to form anything—" The Fallen Heaven Group.

"Is God completely trustworthy?" Xiao Ming said stiffly.

I blinked, not sure what the sentence meant.

"As long as he has the possibility of leaving you, you can't risk yourself." Xiao Ming said in the posture of persuading loyal ministers to rebel, "It's one thing to form your own group, and another thing to resist him. Do it when you have to."

"Don't you really think that the former will lead to the latter?" I asked him weakly.Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and flicked his tail: "If you don't believe me like this...even if it's me, I don't believe it...then just keep it secret! Don't make him feel threatened, okay?"

To be honest, I am even more afraid that the Lord puffed out his mouth in aggrieved way, "Do you not believe me if you are like this?"

The two fallen angels listened silently and looked at each other. I seemed to see the dynamic picture of the broken three views in their eyes.I rubbed my nose, "That... is it okay? Well, although hell may not be a good place for you, you can't stay in heaven, can't you..."

The two fallen angels shook their heads together, but they couldn't figure out what they meant, they might just be demented.

Xiao Ming rolled his eyes at me, "Idiot who will be betrayed sooner or later," he said, "Let's take these two away, and then—"

"Then you can change their names," Xiaohong said with stuffed mouth, "These two names are too annoying."

My brain short circuited for a while.From this point of view, I completely agree with Xiaohong's opinion, but when it comes to English names, my ability to name names is worse than Jehovah's.Xiaohong swallowed her mouth full of mutton and said, "How did you name yourself?"

I didn't come up with my own name either.

The two fallen angels looked blank, and they could see that the fact that I named myself stimulated them a bit. "I see." I nodded deeply, pointed at Bill and said, "Baimon." Then turned to Gaia, "Sidi." superior.Bill and Gaia glanced at each other, and Xiaohong began to imitate Xiaoming and flicked her tail: "In hell, tell the demons what your name is, and if you ask who named it, just say Lucifer, they won't trap you to death."

Look, how straightforward it is, so that you don't go to death.

After Xiaoming and Xiaohong left with the two fallen angels, I started to stare at the remaining Roujiamo in a daze, and then I found that although Xiaoming's words were all kinds of insidious, I really should take a list of the four wings, and put the seraphim first. Let's talk together.

I got this list from Samael. As the warden of heaven, Samael has a profound revolutionary friendship with the angel in charge of household registration.I turned it over, and the first line on the first page was Gabriel.

The miracle angel Gabriel, I have seen countless versions, all of them are beautiful women.

As a result, Gabriel's name was followed by a line of remarks: no fixed residential address.

Co-author Gabriel, like her attribute, belongs to water, flowing everywhere.

Looking back, the status: Wanted.

I:"……"

Gabriel, you are indeed a miracle angel, your four wings are quite self-destructive.

The next one I met was Remuel, then Sariel and Samuel.After looking around at hundreds of Four Wings, the only one I know but haven't seen is Yanar, except Gabriel, the wanted man.The name Yanar is not as impressive as the previous ones. To be honest, I can only confirm that there is such an angel. As for what he does, I really don’t know.

In this way, I can only pull Samuel back to the Angel Prison, and let him continue to punish the Angel with his snake eyes; Sariel will continue to lead his Angel Guard Team on the first day, and Lemuel will continue to serve as his guard. The gatekeeper.Speaking of Lemuel, I thought of getting an Angel Academy. After all, there are so many novels where this is suitable for the development of adultery. At least one should be made for the little angel.

I told the Lord about this, and the Lord looked disgusted, "What kind of strange style is this time?"

"..." I touched my nose, "I'll build it myself."

Just saying that, but I quickly fell in love with this activity - building something from scratch is so much a test of the imagination, especially with Yahweh as the financial backing, but I thought about something I didn't quite understand Inflation, resolutely decided to make money by myself, and then I found out that all the shortcuts to getting rich were considered before me, that is, the big guy who wrote the code similar to the criminal||law.

So I silently chose to break the law.

I chose the black market.

The black market is a good thing. It is concentrated on the first floor of the world and hell. In heaven, it is not allowed to buy or sell things there, but it is not allowed to sell things from the devil world to angels or sell things from the heaven world. It's a lot of money, and considering that I'm there to make money and not to catch illegal angels, I chose to sell things from heaven.In fact, it's because it's more profitable. There are no angels who blatantly sell things from heaven, and it's hard for demons to get goods.

I sell bread.Yes, it is the super unpalatable bread blessed by the holy light that Jehovah complained about.

After a morning, except for two demons who covered their faces and poked their heads to buy, there was only one masked face who kept turning around, so that I almost suspected that he was a patrolman from the heaven.After most of the people had gone to lunch, this one came up, and the voice was a woman: "Want to make money?"

I squint at her.

"I have the goods here, you only need to give me [-]% of the income."

"Thirty percent."

"make a deal."

I haggled the price subconsciously and realized that I didn’t see the goods, but I followed her to a remote corner. She took out a bracelet from her pocket. It was made by the heavens and used to trap demons in prisons. Special channels, maybe I have done some important positions under Samuel before, "This thing..."

"I don't dare to sell, I am in a hurry to make a move." She shrugged, "Defected, defected."

I stared at her for a while.

"My name is Lu Shuang."

"I'm Jiajia."

We all covered our faces and shook hands. Her hand was a little bigger than the average woman's, but it was soft. "That's not my real name, is it?"

"Neither you nor..." She waved her hand casually, "If you want to ask anything, you can ask at night, I'm in a hurry to use the money, very urgent!"

I saw her again at night, and before I had time to ask questions, she dragged me to the third heaven. There was a mark on my clothes that was specially shown to Lemiel, so Lemiel completely ignored me and the people I brought— Although she was the one who was actually leading me, she kept winking at me.I was pulled by her to the angel's civilian area, where most of the angels with two wings.She turned into a winding alley, pushed open a closed door, and drew me to a bed.

There is a little angel lying on the bed.He was curled up, his little wings were limply drooping to one side, his eyes were closed tightly, and he looked like he was going to die at any moment.

"Save him," she said, "please."

She doesn't ask me, and I can't refuse.I recalled the healing steps of the light element. Fortunately, the light element didn't mess with me this time, and the healing was successfully completed. The little angel's face turned bloody, and the wings became more energetic.Facts have proved that I bear the name of Lucifer, and my strength is indeed not bad, but I am not very good at using it.

"Thank you." She was completely relaxed now.She pulled down the hood, revealing a face that was so beautiful that I wanted to whistle, the blonde hair was curled around the face, draped over the shoulders in big waves, and the green eyes were shining, "Now go and call Samuel... Lu Your Highness Sifel."

"You know it's me?" I pull the hood down too, this thing is fucking hot.

"His Highness Lemuel didn't stop you, so I'm sure. The news of your return has spread in heaven."

I was a little embarrassed, "This way..."

"I'm a wanted criminal." She smiled wryly, "Gabriel."

I:"……"

"Now you can feel at ease...you can go to the prison to enjoy your vacation." She suddenly moved close to me, and her chest immediately rubbed against me, "His Royal Highness Lucifer——"

I swear by the steely will of a succubus that has been through hell that I didn't respond.

"You're making people sad... Or did you realize that I'm positive?"

Positive?

What, positive?

Male, male?

male?

I stared blankly at his - his - charming face, and he winked at me, "It seems that there is no more, Your Highness."

I.day.

He looked quite happy, leaned over and rubbed against my face, put the tip of his nose against my earlobe, and gently blew in my ear, "Your Highness, don't you like it...?"

I bounced away from him.

No, the situation is not right, I am a little dizzy.

"Your Highness, you are really a very interesting person." Gabriel's eyes turned, and he was overwhelmed, "It seems to be split into two parts... one part is the highest angel in the kingdom of heaven, and the other part is... very cute .”

Yes, yes, I know that Lu Shuang and Lucifer are separate bodies.

"You can come to me. If you need help, I will be here." He seemed to have made sure that I would not lock him up, and pushed me out the door with a smile, "Like... if you are worried about something, money Or something that needs money to buy... you can come to me. I don't mind sharing your worries."

He blinked, his eyelashes were as thin and dense as a small fan, and they seemed to have a good texture, "Of course, if you need some illegal services..."

No you stop.

I'm not gay and I refuse.

He laughed like a silver bell—damn it—and closed the door in front of me. The wooden door completely blocked my line of sight and interrupted my train of thought.

I walked back to the gate of heaven like a fugue, and Lemuel was finishing his shift, so he saluted me, "Your Highness?"

"Do you know what a ladyboy is?" I looked at him with a wooden face.After explaining the word to him, he also expressed confusion, "Why didn't you choose a feminine look at the beginning?"

"Probably women's clothes—" I sighed, "No, forget it, you still don't understand this kind of weird cuteness."

Remiel: "..."

I wandered past him, and before I could go far, I was grabbed by him, "Your Highness, do you prefer transvestites?"

I almost smacked his face.

"Remiel...you are fine, very fine, please don't add anything strange, please."

Lemuel obviously breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as you don't order the male angel to wear a skirt, it doesn't matter."

I:"……"

Lemuel, what exactly am I in your impression?

As if he had seen through my inner complaint, Lemuel laughed, "Your Highness," his blue eyes were as warm as water, "As long as you think, we will do it."

I suddenly feel guilty.Lemuel bent his eyes, he hadn't changed his battle robe yet, the clothes made him tall and slender, with four wings hanging down softly, his blond hair became some kind of decoration instead, I seemed to suddenly remember why I came here Looking for him, "Remiel, do you want to be a teacher?"

"teacher?"

I spent an hour explaining to him what the education system is, and while I was talking, I took him to fly to the third day.Lemuel was silent the whole time, and he didn't say a word other than asking questions.In the end, he said with a rather strange expression mixed with admiration and anxiety: "Your Highness is really meticulous."

……What?

"In this way, the future of heaven is under control." Lemiel seemed not to notice my doubts, "By instilling in the little angel—"

"Stop." The two of us have been picking places where no one is flying, so he dared to say this, "I'm not trying to form a private army."

"Understood." Lemuel's smile let me know that he didn't understand my pure heart at all, and then I remembered his job: to teach the fallen.

……never mind.

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