[Hebrew Mythology] Fallen to Heaven

I may be the last to speak.

Because I know too many facts.

It is also because almost all the previous speakers were warned by Master Lucifer, he said that if he talked about those private matters nonsense, he would feed us with dog food.

Lilith and I trembled and wept bitterly.

Let me explain first, Lilith didn't chase me.

She just despaired of hell, the messy world everywhere.

That day she counted with her fingers, "Your Majesty Lucifer and God, Beria and Asmodeus, Cain and Mephisto, Mammon and Beelzebub, Samael and Sariel also have that possibility—you Can you tell me if there is a woman in the couple? Can you?"

I can not.

I'm sorry I can't, and I really want to complain, because angels have no gender, they can't be called gays, they can also be called lilies.

So I thought for a long time and reminded her: "Leviathan and Behemoth."

"Behemoth likes Hania." She gave me a dead fish look, "so we can't be a couple, this world is against a man and a woman."

Although I don't really want to make a pair with her, I still think that if it's not for reproduction, it is true that men like to play with men and women like to play with women, so there is no big problem.

Then Lilith told me sadly, "Love is not the same as playing."

Although I know what she's talking about, I can't really understand this kind of thing.

I don't know what "love" is by nature.In this regard, Raphael is the other extreme. He is very clear and good at understanding, but no matter how addictive the love is, he will leave without hesitation.

I'm different, I want to know, but I'm not born with it.

I am a hybrid of the first generation of angels and demons.When I was born, there were hardly any mixed races in Heaven, and I was basically regarded as hatred of demons. Fortunately, there was no blood feud with demons in Heaven at that time, otherwise I would not have survived to this day.At that time, when I was bullied by them, I hid and thought carefully about a question, why could they bully me without punishment?

I concluded that because of the lack of relevant detailed regulations (laws) in heaven.

Yes, I wasn't feeling pain or sadness, I didn't even have love for myself, nor for a peaceful society.I have never met my parents, I have no brothers and sisters, and I live on the mercy of a few angels who are not very extreme. It is purely because of the prohibition of bullying each other in the angel code that there is a doubt.

I told God this question in prayer.

Then God asked me to manage the prison and write laws - His Royal Highness Lucifer and I complained about this later, the criminal law I wrote blocked more than half of his way to get rich.

In fact, I think the reason why God does this is because I am Samuel on the one hand, and because He is really too lazy to take care of it himself.

It has nothing to do with what His Royal Highness Lucifer said "in order for you to learn to love others", but unfortunately I actually thought about it carefully for a while, other people can love others, I can't, it may be my problem, so God may really think so of.

But now I feel that this is simply my greatest strength. Amidst the dog food flying all over the sky and the light of love that blinds the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, I hold my head up high and my chest is straight. Look, I don’t understand love. You are all good buddies.

I believe that rotten eyes see straight men as gays, and I see lovers as brothers and sisters.

Then I learned that Bechymos chased to heaven to confess to Haniya, Leviathan was crying, and then went to make a pair with Lilith.

Hmm... Leviathan and Lilith made a couple.

I smiled as always.

No, I don't know anything, it's just a sisterhood between one of the Seven Kings of Hell and the Queen of the Red Sea.

When I smiled like that, Baal shuddered.They were all beaten by me, not me. Except for God and Lucifer in the Three Realms, I am the boss in terms of force value, and Hania has to stand aside. It doesn’t matter what elemental lord, I can beat them to death without magic. .Lucifer said that when I reincarnated, I clicked on the wrong skill panel and didn't read the strategy. Everyone else clicked on the recommended love perception, but I only clicked on the love skill to force.

I stared at him for a while, "Then what do you point to in terms of appearance?"

"I'm born with seven times more skill points than you guys." Lucifer was confident and poked someone's heart to death. As a demon who can't even love himself, I was indifferent, "Then why do I feel that there should be no love perception when I point skills? Only ruthless? You see, Raphael is a model of ruthlessness, and I am not ruthless at all, and then I am too sentimental so that things will be reversed."

"...What do you want to express?" Lucifer raised an eyebrow and asked me.

"Is your skill point negative? This way you have seven times more skill points than us."

Is Lucifer passionate?

No, he is not sentimental, just look at me hanging in the gate of the palace and swinging in the wind.

I also know that His Majesty Lucifer is not afraid of me finding fault, but I am afraid that I will mention his debt, because His Majesty Lucifer, amazingly, as a demon, feels that he owes Yanar.

Don't make a fuss, Yanar himself feels that there is a little bit of wrong intelligence if there is a feeling of being sent to the door.

So compared to us, he has a lot of affection.

I hung on the gate with my head tilted in a daze. My rationality told me that this was a very insulting approach, but my emotions were indifferent and even wanted to cheer for this perspective that I had never used before. Lucifer finally put me down. Rubbed my dog's head, "Why are you laughing at the door, you're calling evil?"

I looked up at him.

"I just want to laugh at the thought of how happy you are."

His Majesty's face turned slightly green.

"It's true. Although I can't feel it myself, if you can experience everything that they call the most beautiful emotion in the world, then I will be very happy."

Lucifer asked me with a complicated expression: "Do you know what you are talking about? Hey, is your next sentence going to confess your love?"

"I don't quite understand. But since everyone likes you, you must be a nice fellow."

Lucifer was issued a good person card with a look on his face.

"……His Majesty."

"Yeah." He rubbed me again, "What's wrong?"

"Although it feels a bit inexplicable, but many things are just like this. To the bystanders, no matter how they are described, they are superficial, inexplicable, and very abrupt. Well, I mean, can I write novels?"

"Write me?" Lucifer was a little surprised, but he nodded, "Write me... um... I'm a little embarrassed. But, yes."

"Does it really matter? My writing is probably a lot worse than you think."

"Are you provoking my writing, which knows nothing but argumentative essays for the college entrance examination?"

"I don't even know how to argue..."

"Shut up, write if you want to write, and I will beat you if you don't."

I shouldn't have brought up the subject, obviously, he was interested.

So he was holding me to write something, he was more enthusiastic than holding Mephisto to do official work, he almost held a knife to my neck and asked me to type.Trembling with fear, I stole a computer from the world and started practicing from the input method, and then entered a green website by mistake.

Then I think it’s understandable that Yanar can’t compete with his expression. It is estimated that there are more people who eat God Lu Lushen than know who Yanar is.

Then Lucifer forced me to write in the copy: [-]+ per update.

What can I do? I even just learned the input method. When I typed a letter, I bowed my head to search for a long time, and my two paws shook together. Later, I learned that there is a thing in the world called mobile phones and a skill called voice input. Putting the computer on Lucifer's face, that was the first time I understood what self-love is, and what else is there. My claws hurt from typing on the keyboard.

Then Lucifer forced me to continue writing: twenty comments plus one update.

Lucifer, I'll knock your horse!Knock your horse, do you hear that!

He didn't.He ruthlessly followed me and gave me popular science Chinese knowledge, but I am an orthodox devil who knows nothing about Eastern and Western cultures, so everything is written in one stroke, and I try to use [-] characters to write other people's [-]-character content. There is no other reason, and it will be completed as soon as possible. Governance hand.

Then Lucifer looked at the first draft in my manuscript box, and sneered, "If you don't know how to add scene descriptions, I'll just hang you over there and watch the 1000-year-old Pandimanianan."

Although I am not afraid of being hung up, hanging for 1000 years is still a bit boring, so I added a wedge with painstaking experience, and filled the wedge with all kinds of painstaking and nonsense descriptions, which finally met Lucifer's requirements. Incomparable image, by the way, selfishly wrote him incomparably frustrated, so my first draft finally passed.

Then I still use [-] characters as [-] characters for the main text, hehehe, I am proud of how fast I write.

The above is how I finished this article in less than two months, threw it on the green Internet, ignored the cute Lucifer who reads comments every day, and the god who was indifferent to it, and hugged myself All the reasons to breathe out of your hand.

Lucifer, you wait, I can type now, in the next article I will definitely match you and Yanar, and then God can't bear to see you obstructing us, and let you abuse God.

As for me... I'll forget it, I don't want to get mixed up with the story that you love me, I love him, he loves her, she loves it, and it even loves it.

I retreated to the Red Sea and Lilith huddled together to keep warm. Leviathan was very satisfied with the huge and turbulent waves of the Red Sea.Lilith sighed, looking at my red fingertips from typing on the keyboard, "I really didn't expect His Majesty to be interested in this kind of thing. What is the website? I'll go and have a look."

"Please, I don't want to execute the execution publicly." I replied with a wooden face.

"Are you so unconfident?"

"How good do you want an article that compresses chapters with life?"

Leviathan jumped out of the sea and splashed water all over our faces. Lilith continued to ask me while covering her arms in front of her face, "Is it true that no one has seen it except His Majesty and God?"

"What does the human attitude matter to me?"

"Wow, you don't even respond to reader comments?"

"The one who commented is His Majesty Lucifer..."

Looking at her expression, she probably wondered if the readers would be scared away by Lucifer.After all, Lucifer really became aloof, which does have some meaning.

"...he's cute." I had a look of no love for this world.

I didn't love it at first, but now I just want to collapse.

Lilith was immediately more interested than Lucifer who asked me to type.

How could I tell her the address of the website, how could I tell her, I was publicly punished, and Lucifer was publicly punished for being cute... Haha.

"I don't want to die yet." I resolutely rejected Lilith, "If he tells you himself, then I don't care."

Lilith looked bored, "So? Have you finished writing? You probably won't be able to escape if you haven't finished writing."

"...It's really unimaginable. I was imprisoned in the palace for so long. One and a half months. Sometimes the [-] words a day will increase. Who did I offend, me?!"

Lilith smiled.

"Samael," she said, "I think you can learn to love, at least you can learn to love yourself. That's not bad, your love for yourself is always the most sincere and ardent."

I judged with my brain baptized by the green net these days, oh, she likes narcissus.

"Just like me, I probably love that idiot who used to be an angel... Although I don't like it very much, I do love it."

"Oh." Isn't it just me and Lily, I've even seen the article of Lucifer x Lucifer!

Let’s not talk about these, after finally finishing the last episode (actually, it’s still a day away), I was finally able to leave the deepest part of hell to breathe fresh air.So I came to the world alone. It was night in China at that time, and the New Year was coming soon. Occasionally, I could hear someone setting off firecrackers.But it was gone when I flew to Lucifer’s school—it is said that there are some regulations in this city—in short, I stopped on the roof of the teaching building where Lucifer and God used to sit (of course, my world is opposite to there. place), spread out its six wings to face the long wind.

The cities of men sleep beneath my feet, brightly lit like far away Pandayaninan.

The root of that story was tens of millions of years ago, and at this time, human civilization was flourishing in the new millennium.

Sometimes I just want to complain about this too far away and too huge history.

Regardless, I stand by my statement.

Lucifer is very happy, really great.

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Open a new one after Chinese New Year _(:з」∠)_ Lucifer Yanar’s